Chapter 4: Damn it, Why didn’t it grow

Chapter 4

The next day, Shen Tang slept until noon before waking up. Tao Sister had already prepared a sumptuous low-fat meal. However, because it was too delicious, Shen Tang couldn't control the amount she ate, and didn't achieve the desired weight loss effect.

Shen Tang lay on the yoga mat, doing scissor legs while opening Weibo. There were too many messages and it was lagging badly. She saw a few private messages which were all cursing her, so Shen Tang pouted and logged out, re-registering a small account. Big data understood her, and the homepage was full of handsome men and beautiful women.

【Ah ah ah ah! Sister, you're killing me!】

【Sister's waist, a fatal curve】

【Wuwuwu, so fair and big, let me bury my head first】

【Sister, I have to confess, I used to be a 190cm dark-skinned athletic man, but after getting sick, the after-effects made me become a 168cm well-behaved little girl. Would you mind?】

【Sisters, does anyone understand, my penis is very hard】

Shen Tang's complexion turned rosy as she read them, fully satisfied, before reluctantly putting away her phone.

There was nothing else to it, she just found the little sisters all too beautiful. Shen Tang lowered her head to glance at her own unsatisfactory lower half. Damn it, why didn't it grow there!

In the afternoon, Shen Tang fell in love with 86 men and 123 women in total. It was not until Tao Sister's voice sounded that she realized it was time to eat again.

Looking at the sumptuous dinner, Shen Tang shook her head with difficulty: "I'm on a diet, so I won't eat."

Tao Sister brought out a salad, "Madam, this is what I prepared for you."

Shen Tang was stunned for a moment. "Then what about the rest..."

"The rest is for the master. The master is coming home tonight."

The butler beside them had a sincere smile on his face, with the corners of his mouth lifted higher than usual.

Shen Tang had not met this cheap husband yet. The book described him as abstinent, handsome, and perfect. She didn't know what he looked like.

She was very nervous. This was the sugar daddy. She had to serve him well. She hurriedly recited the contents of the agreement in her heart before letting out a sigh of relief.

Her room was not on the same floor as Gu Huaian's. Only then did she feel at ease to return to her room to wash up.

Gu Huaian had not stayed here for many days. Just after finishing work, as he was about to go downstairs to eat, he suddenly felt a scorching gaze coming from the side.

Glancing over, he saw Shen Tang standing in the hallway, staring at him with wide eyes.

"What are you standing there for?" His voice was low and magnetic, like the sound of a cello. Shen Tang only felt her ears tingle a little.

She was actually an audiophile.

In her two lifetimes added together, this was Shen Tang's first time seeing such a handsome man. His features were exquisite, with long eyebrows and temples, a tall nose and deep eyes. He was tall and well-built.

Perhaps it was because Shen Tang ate the food too appetizingly. When he came to his senses, he realized he had eaten half a bowl more than usual.

Gu Huaian's face was a little ugly. He had actually been influenced by Shen Tang. He immediately left the table with a dark expression.

Shen Tang didn't care about him. After eating, she curled up on the sofa playing games.

Recently she had found a gaming partner, a female college student.

Although her skills were a bit weak, her mouth was very sweet, and she could give Shen Tang emotional feedback at all times, either praising her or praising her gameplay.

Shen Tang was happy to lead her.

Glancing at the time, her gaming partner was just about to come online.

Shen Tang's game ID was "Lovesick Monkey Auntie". Her partner's ID was "Sweet Kitten", a very cute girl.

When Tao Sister first saw this eye-catching ID, she was stunned, but by now she could keep a straight face.

"Madam, your nourishing milk tea."

That's right, it had cordyceps added to the milk tea.

"Thank you, Tao Sister, love you!" Shen Tang blew her a flying kiss.

Tao Sister blushed.

The madam really was...too cute.

Tao Sister was considered an old hand of the Gu family, having been there over ten years. The house used to be cold and empty. Now that there was a madam, it finally became lively and felt like a home.

She was very gratified in her heart. If old Madam Gu knew about this in her grave, she would surely be happy.

At night, the entire villa sank into silence.

Shen Tang had drank too much milk tea at night. She woke up thirsty at midnight, slipped on her slippers and went downstairs. Suddenly she heard rustling sounds.

Could it be burglars?

She quietly took off her slippers, looked left and right, then grabbed a vase from the shelf and tiptoed barefoot towards the kitchen - that was where the sound came from.

The closer she got, the more obvious the sounds became. Shen Tang's heart started beating faster. She took a deep breath.

A dark shadow came out from inside. She lifted the vase and smashed it over -

"Ouch!"