Lin Dongfang's expression at this time is quite complex and silly. Zhang Xiaofan is very cool. He thinks that pockmarked Liu is doing a good job. There are many things he can't think of. There is no white hair for hundreds of thousands of wages this month.
"Lin Dongfang, what did you call me if I had a cheerleading team?"
"Master..."
Lin Dongfang was about to call out and immediately stopped the car.
"Hey, good grandson."
"Hum! There's nothing to be proud of pretending to be forced. It's a shame to lose to me later and watch my girlfriend enjoy Shimen waterfall with me."
Lin Dongfang bit his teeth, pretended to be calm and said to Zhang Xiaofan.
Zhang Xiaofan didn't want to talk nonsense with Lin Dongfang. He directly said to the host, "host, ask questions!"
The host's view of Zhang Xiaofan has changed a little. He thinks that although he doesn't know Zhang Xiaofan, he can't provoke such a person. He has a much better attitude towards Zhang Xiaofan.
"Childe Zhang, or the previous question, when did you learn martial arts?"
Zhang Xiaofan cleared his son.
"To tell the truth, I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes. I haven't learned martial arts at all. The reason why I can play a little is that I have done more farm work and have more strength in my hand. This may be the reason why I didn't want to practice martial arts and wanted to succeed."
"Come on, Zhang Xiaofan. I love you and will always support you. You are an example for our farmers. We farmers have strength. Let's sing."
One audience was a little excited and took the lead in singing. Hundreds of audiences sang songs. The singing momentum was like a rainbow, shocking and loud, raising the anger of the whole Maijishan square to the highest point.
Of course, it was all arranged by pockmarked Liu first. At this time, Lin Dongfang was so angry that he put his hand in his arms and touched his cards.
Zhang Xiaofan opened the perspective and pretended to glance at it unintentionally. The whole person was surprised for several seconds.
"Childe Zhang, my second question, it seems that you are really popular. Can you tell us that you are confident of defeating childe Lin?"
Zhang Xiaofan imitates Lin Dongfang's sentence pattern in answering questions.
"I don't think this is a problem at all. There is no comparability. Let's make an analogy!"
"Lin Dongfang's competition with me is like a big head son meeting Taibai Venus, a King Kong gourd baby meeting Taishang Laojun, and a big ear map meeting Sun Wukong. It's all a competition between grandson and grandpa. The results are obvious."
"Why are they all children's tricks?"
"Can you get rid of grandson's fight?"
The host did not dare to ask the second question, for fear that Zhang Xiaofan would say something more exciting to Lin Dongfang.
The audience couldn't stand laughing when they heard Zhang Xiaofan's answer, but they couldn't pick out any questions, because Lin Dongfang said before that he wanted to call Zhang Xiaofan Grandpa. It's right to compare his grandson with his grandfather.
"Zhang Xiaofan, I think you're looking for death."
Lin Dongfang was so angry that he approached Zhang Xiaofan for a few steps. Lin Changshan sat under the Wutai and shook his head disappointed at Lin Dongfang.
The blade said to Lin Dongfang, "my Lord, the little Lord is just impulsive and can't hold his breath. It's not my fault."
Yang Guodong of the Yang family in the provincial capital said, "yes, Mr. Lin, your son is just on impulse. You can't be disappointed with your son!"
"The most important thing for people who practice martial arts is their state of mind. They can't stand this anger. How can they win Zhang Xiaofan."
Yang Guodong said, "we can't blame your son. We underestimate that Zhang Xiaofan. That's a genius. We don't play cards according to common sense. It seems that we have to spend more time to understand him if we want to deal with him."
"Hum, it's just a smelly farmer. Even if he can beat the young owner in this game, can he beat me in the afternoon?" the blade disdained.
Lin Changshan looked at the blade.
"You can't underestimate the enemy. Your younger martial brother Dao Kui lost to Zhang Xiaofan because he underestimated the enemy. Now he doesn't even dare to show his face."
"That loser, what's the qualification to compare with me." the blade said and looked proudly at Wutai. Lin Changshan shook his head a little worried.
"The third question..."
"Don't ask the third question. I answer directly. I'm a farmer. My farming skills are very strong. Later, the martial arts competition will begin. I'm willing to use the dung bucket as a weapon and fill the forest with stinky dung to make everyone happy."
"Ha ha ha..."
Most of the audience were amused by Zhang Xiaofan's humorous answer. Lin Dongfang couldn't bear it.
"Zhang Xiaofan, I think you are looking for death." Lin Dongfang said and turned his eyes to the host.
"Host, I ask the contest to begin."
The host saw that Lin Dongfang had become angry with shame. If he didn't start, he would start with him. He simply shouted and ran off the martial arts platform.
"Zhang Xiaofan, I let you die..."
Lin Dongfang rushed over and punched Zhang Xiaofan. He wanted to show his iron fist to the audience. As a result, Zhang Xiaofan stepped back a few steps.
He swung up the dung bucket and poured a bucket of smelly dung on Lin Dongfang. Lin Dongfang's iron fist failed to show success, but became a smelly man, which made the audience laugh.
Lin Changshan stood up in anger.
"I protest, that bastard, this is not a contest at all, but a humiliation."
Lin Changshan was so angry that the host didn't dare not give Lin Changshan face. He also stopped temporarily and questioned Zhang Xiaofan on the stage.
"Zhang Xiaofan, this is a martial arts contest. Why do you pour smelly dung into your opponent." when the host asked, they all smelled unbearable.
Zhang Xiaofan said, "host, I don't think it's my fault. When I answered the question, I said again and again that this is my weapon. I want to show you my weapon. You didn't object at that time! The audience said that my answer was right or wrong."
"Yes, what the hell is going on in the martial arts competition? People have already said that they will pour smelly dung on their opponents. Why don't the opponents avoid? It's the opponents who can't. why blame them."
"Yes, why blame others."
"This contest is not fair."
Some viewers were already dissatisfied and began to complain. They took off their shoes and smashed the host. The host quickly stepped down and said sorry to Lin Dongfang.
The young master of the Lin family, a great immortal doctor, was poured with stinky dung during the martial arts competition, which made the media burst out. What face do they have to stand on in Qinchuan city? At the moment, not only Lin Dongfang is mad, but even Lin Changshan is mad and loses his mind.
Lin Dongfang dumped the smelly dung on his body.
"I killed you..."
"Whew, whew, whew..."
More than a dozen silver needles were shot out, and the target hit more than a dozen important acupoints of Zhang Xiaofan. Zhang Xiaofan swung his shoulder pole, blocked all the more than a dozen silver needles, turned them into rainstorm pear flowers, and fought back to a acupoint in Lin Dongfang's right leg.
More than a dozen silver needles all shot into a big hole. Lin Dongfang screamed and knelt on the ground. People with clear eyes saw that Lin Dongfang's leg was completely useless.
No matter how skilled the doctor was, he couldn't cure such a serious injury. Lin Changshan was so angry that he hit the table with a fist and looked helpless. It seemed that people were getting old in an instant.
"Ah!"
Lin Dongfang's cry fell. He took out a baby from his arms and flew to Zhang Xiaofan. This is Lin Dongfang's last baby. He wants to use this baby to kill Zhang Xiaofan.
As a result, Zhang Xiaofan swung another dung bucket and directly put the baby away. The baby fell in the dung bucket and moved for a while, as if he had been drowned. There was no movement. Lin Dongfang was completely desperate.
I remember that when Zhang Xiaofan didn't appear, Lin Dongfang was definitely the best among the young generation in Qinchuan. However, since Zhang Xiaofan appeared, it seems that all the auras were robbed by Zhang Xiaofan, and he became very mediocre.
The Health Preservation Association that he could have entered turned into Zhang Xiaofan. His girlfriend was robbed by Zhang Xiaofan. The gloomy life came. He Shengyu and he Shengliang couldn't think of it for a moment and fainted directly.
"One minute, two minutes, three minutes, Zhang Xiaofan won the first game."
The host announced the results of the game, and the audience cheered. Some idiot beauties kept shouting Zhang Xiaofan's name and saying loudly that I love you.