"Hehe, what do you want to compete with me? I'm a cultural man. I don't want you to compete with me."
Zhang Xiaofan is going to laugh to death when he hears the speech. Hu laipi, a member of the society, even told him that he is a cultural man and doesn't compete.
This is to compete with him to write poetry. Isn't it too funny that he doesn't know how to take the move? It's really not playing cards according to the routine.
"No more than fighting and killing, what do you want to compete, poetry, calligraphy and painting?
Zhang Xiaofan is also a little guilty when he says these words. His level of poetry, calligraphy and painting is not very good.
It is estimated that he will stay at ah, petrel! If this level is better than poetry, calligraphy and painting, he may really lose.
Hu laipi listened to Zhang Xiaofan's initiative to put forward the competition poetry, calligraphy and painting. He thought it was Zhang Xiaofan's strength, so he denied the competition.
"We don't compete in poetry, calligraphy and painting. We compete in medical skills."
In Xiyun, doctors are very scarce. People who know medical skills are superior. Hu laipi also learned medical skills for a few days. Now he wants to beat Zhang Xiaofan with medical skills.
Zhang Xiaofan almost vomited when he heard that Hu laipi wanted to compete with him in medicine. He has two powers.
The first is farming, and the second is medical skills. Hu laipi wants to compare his medical skills with him. Is this an opportunity for him to be proud.
"If you want to compare medical skills with me, how can you compare methods? Is it to stab your men and stop bleeding faster than anyone? This is interesting. We can start now."
Zhang Xiaofan has a way to stop bleeding. It's just a matter of ease.
Hu laipi has no brain problems. He jokes about his men for his own game. Most of them will be disabled if he goes on with this knife.
He also competes in bullshit hemostasis. If he can't stop, he will lose. The little farmer thinks he is retarded and wants to play with him!
"Are you kidding? Do you think I'm a fool? I'll tell you how to compare. There's a hospital nearby. I happen to know the boss there."
"We'll sit there and treat the people who come to see the doctor. Whoever's method works and who says it accurately, even if who wins. Of course, since it's a gambling appointment, there must be a bet."
"I lost and gave you my non mainstream girlfriend. If you lose, will you be my bodyguard?"
Zhang Xiaofan shook his head like a rattle when he heard the speech.
"No, no,
No, I won. You are my man. That non mainstream girl is a goddess in your eyes and a garbage in my eyes. "
"Don't talk about making our bets. Just don't compete. You can give her to me directly, and I don't want it either."
Non mainstream girls feel bad when they hear this. It's estimated that any woman can't stand it. After all, this is really hurtful.
Hu laipi nodded when he heard the speech, promised to do as Zhang Xiaofan said, and the party went to a nearby hospital.
The hospital is only about 30 square meters, separated by two rooms. The back is the infusion area, and the front is the treatment area and the medicine filling area.
The beds in the infusion area are full, and there are many people lining up in the medicine filling area and the treatment area, which really surprised Zhang Xiaofan. Such a phenomenon is rare in other parts of China.
"Dr. Wang, this little farmer, if you want to compare medical skills with me, you can borrow your medical school."
Hu laipi's face in Xiyun city was not boasted. In a word, Dr. Wang stepped aside. Dr. Wang looked more than 60 years old and was a Western doctor.
When I was young, I worked in a large hospital in other places. After retirement, I came here to open this hospital. I can guess that I made a lot of money by looking at the famous brand watch I was wearing.
When Zhang Xiaofan looked at Dr. Wang, Dr. Wang also looked at Zhang Xiaofan and asked whether Zhang Xiaofan studied traditional Chinese medicine or western medicine.
Zhang Xiaofan frankly replied that he studied traditional Chinese medicine. Dr. Wang sneered and asked Zhang Xiaofan to admit defeat earlier. Don't humiliate yourself, lest he can't afford to lose.
Zhang Xiaofan smiled and asked Dr. Wang why he was so sure he would lose. Dr. Wang despised Zhang Xiaofan.
"If you say you study western medicine, you may win. Isn't it pure nonsense that you say you study traditional Chinese medicine?"
"Everyone knows that traditional Chinese medicine is deceptive. Rao is traditional Chinese medicine is not deceptive. You, a young man in your early twenties, can learn how many medical skills. What is it that you don't humiliate yourself?"
"Dr. Wang is Chinese. Why do you belittle Chinese traditional medicine so much? Don't you know that traditional Chinese medicine is the ancestor of medicine in the world?"
"Besides, primary school students know that ambition is not high. You have lived more than 60 years. Don't you even understand this superficial truth?"
Dr. Wang doesn't want a face, and Zhang Xiaofan doesn't need to give Dr. Wang a face. What worships foreign things.
If you don't even recognize the ability of your ancestors, what ability can you expect such people to win our country?
"You..."
Zhang Xiaofan's words were like a knife, which made Doctor Wang angry and couldn't answer.
Zhang Xiaofan then said, "are you still dissatisfied? Then add you to it. You two are better than me. If I lose."
"At your disposal, if you lose, shut up. If you don't understand traditional Chinese medicine, don't belittle traditional Chinese medicine. You don't deserve it."
Zhang Xiaofan wants to kill the prestige of Doctor Wang. He thinks he knows some medical skills and is a cow to heaven. He also despises traditional Chinese medicine. What is it.
The people around were also frightened by Zhang Xiaofan's spirit. These patients came here for Dr. Wang's medical skills.
When he was young, Dr. Wang was a doctor in a big hospital. His medical skills were really good. He helped their patients cure many difficult and miscellaneous diseases.
This young farmer is going to challenge Dr. Wang's medical skills at a young age. He is really brave, but it's probably self humiliating.
"Well, well, well, since you want us to bully you, we're not polite. You must be convinced to lose."
Dr. Wang said and asked Zhang Xiaofan to sit down for treatment. The two of them watched first.
Zhang Xiaofan is also welcome. He receives his first patient today. He sees a doctor for free. He can't see a doctor for three days. Not everyone has the opportunity to invite him to see a doctor.
At this time, a young man in his twenties came up with a stretch of his arm and pieces of red ideas on it.
If ordinary people see a doctor, they will think it is eczema, but Zhang Xiaofan can see at a glance that this person is caused by poisoning.
If you want to cure this disease, the simplest way is to detoxify. Just take some medicine to defecate and excrete the toxin.
"You should be a hunter?"
Zhang Xiaofan didn't say the man's condition, but asked the man's occupation, but it made Zhang Xiaofan right. This guy is really a hunter.
Hunting in the mountains today, I got a pheasant. I wanted to sell it, but I was greedy.
He roasted himself on the mountain and ate it. As a result, he came back from the mountain, which made him confused.
He hasn't eaten the pheasant on the mountain. He hasn't eaten it before. He feels incredible how it has changed this time.
Doctor Wang laughed at Zhang Xiaofan.
"Ha ha, you're still pretending to be a doctor. That person's condition is particularly obvious. It's very common Eczema."
"What else do you have to diagnose and ask if they are hunters? We let you see a doctor instead of looking at you.
After listening to Dr. Wang's words, everyone laughed and laughed at Zhang Xiaofan. It was obvious that Zhang Xiaofan was talking nonsense and pretending to understand.
"Hello, doctor, you're right. I'm a hunter..."
The patient told his illness, and everyone was serious. It was obvious that Zhang Xiaofan had two sons.
"I know you are poisoned by eating pheasant meat. If I guess correctly, that one will also die of food poisoning."
"You are indirect food poisoning. There are two ways to treat your disease. One is massage detoxification."
"One is the drug detoxification method. The massage detoxification method solves the trouble in three minutes. The drug detoxification method takes three days to completely remove the poison."
"How much is the massage detoxification method and how much is the drug detoxification method." people who care about medical expenses usually don't have much money. They must use the least expensive method.
"The massage detoxification method doesn't need a penny, and the drug detoxification method doesn't need a penny if you know the medicinal materials in the mountains."
Zhang Xiaofan is very confident.
Neither Dr. Wang nor Hu laipi believed it. They all believed that the patient had eczema and it would take at least seven days to cure it.
During this period, we have to keep playing hanging needles. The massage detoxification method mentioned by Zhang Xiaofan only takes three minutes to get rid of the disease.
It's totally bragging. It's impossible. It's nonsense.
"Hum, who can't boast? I'll get sick in three minutes. In my opinion, it's definitely misdiagnosed. Maybe it will treat the patient more and more seriously."
Dr. Wang said this to make the patient not believe Zhang Xiaofan, so that they won without competition.
"Shut up, I'm not a fool. I haven't heard of anyone. My condition has worsened after massage. Doctor, you dare to massage me. I believe you."
The main reason is that the patient is young, coupled with his lack of money and free treatment, why doesn't he want to.
Besides, even if Zhang Xiaofan couldn't cure his disease, he gave a free massage for a while. What a comfortable thing. He was mentally disabled and didn't want to try.
Zhang Xiaofan nodded, asked the man to sit down as he said, and then put a trash can in front of the man.
Zhang Xiaofan's treatment method is not only massage detoxification, but also repentance detoxification and great love fitness.
These three methods are used together, two pronged, small food poisoning, easy to handle.
Everyone stared at the little farmer to see if he had real skills. If he didn't have real skills, it would be very funny.
One minute had no effect, and two minutes had nothing. In two minutes and thirty seconds, Dr. Wang and Hu laipi laughed.
"Little farmer, is it enough? You'll get sick in three minutes. You'll get sick in three minutes and show us. Now your face is popping."
Hu laipi said this and patted his face with his hand, but his voice just fell.
The patient spat out, couldn't stop the car and sprayed it directly on Hu laipi, which surprised everyone.