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Let's not talk about how tired the Second Pig Immortal was. Let's talk about Lin Zheng and the Pig Spirit.

On the afternoon after its mother left, the spirit of the pig slowly woke up. When it saw the quilt that it had stepped on, it thought that someone had purposely refused to cover it. He slept by the bed and when he woke up he moved his butt to the edge of the bed and pushed his front hooves into the hole. He stood up like a man and stood under the bed, but when he landed on his hind legs, a pain came from his left hind legs and he almost fell to the floor. Fortunately, he was leaning against the edge of the bed. His body wiggled, and then he jumped onto the bed to look at his hind legs.

"F * ck, who the hell crippled my hind legs? If I knew I didn't play with him …" No, it seemed to have been ambushed. When it was smashed into a sitting position on the ground, it turned around and saw a child, a child without clothes. At that moment, old man Shawampoo, hearing the curses coming from the house, came in and stood at the door of the west room, watching him.

"Old man, since you beat me up, I'll beat you up. "Now that I'm disabled, I can't move anymore. You have to take care of me." The boar spirit smacked its lips as it tilted its head to look at the old man, its front hooves still gesticulating.

Old man, if it wasn't for the Pig Immortal Mountain's Second Pig Immortal who did so many good deeds, he would have pounced on him without any hesitation and tied up the Pig Spirit with four horses' hooves, regardless of what it was, he would ruthlessly cut the Pig Spirit up. This guy was too bad. In these past few years, he rarely visited so much farmland in Eight-Wood Village. Every time he came here, he would specially pick out the farmland in Shawangpo. Every time the old man went there to chase him, this guy ran even faster than a rabbit; there was no way he could catch up with him. This time, if it wasn't for the pumpkin knocking it out, it probably wouldn't have been able to see a shadow. The old man ignored the spirit and stared at it.

"Hey, hey, hey … Geezer, I'm talking to you right now, why aren't you paying attention to me? You don't seem to care about your appearance at all." The Pig Spirit saw that the old man ignored it and continued to glare at him. It raised one of its front hooves and pointed at the old man in displeasure.

"You--would--what." The old man held his breath as he enunciated each word.

"Give me a basin of water, I'll drink it." The pig did not move, but pointed at the old man.

The old man turned and walked out of the room, closing the door heavily behind him. Then the footsteps turned away and the old man went to fetch water. The spirit of the pig moved its entire body to the bed, stretched out its front hooves and used its two legs to grip the blanket. Then, it pulled its body upwards and lay down on its back. As the blanket was being pulled, Lin was finally revealed. Lin was currently wearing a apron that had been given to him by a kind villager. However, the apron that hung around Lin Zheng's neck still looked rather large, like a large apron.

The moment she laid down, the pig spirit saw that there was a little brat at the other end of the bed. It turned out that there was someone sleeping beside its bed. The pig spirit turned over and got up. It wriggled its fat body and crawled towards Lin Zheng. When it reached Lin Zheng's side, it brought its huge pig head in front of Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng's eyes were tightly shut, and he was still unconscious. The spirit of the pig stretched out a pig's paw and poked Lin Zheng's stomach, but Lin Zheng did not respond. He placed his hoof on Lin Zheng's face and pulled at his face, shouting, "Hey, little brat, wake up! Also, give Old Pig a feint! Be careful or the pig god will cut you up!" But Lin Zheng still did not move. He finally understood that this brat must have fainted and lost consciousness. The piggy forest crawled to the side of the forest, slanted the pig to look at Lin Zheng, very bored. It shifted its body again and lifted Lin Zheng's apron with one of its front paws. It stuck its head in and looked around.

"He really is a brat, but he's a bit old. He had the face of a young man when he was young." The boar spirit muttered to itself. It felt bored and lay back down. However, this time, it lay down beside Lin Zheng.

"At this moment, old man Shawangpo came in from outside carrying a large wooden basin of water. He happened to see the spirit of the pig turn to the other side of the bed, and Lin Zheng was lying on the other side." "Bad pig, don't be naughty. He's still a child." Shao Wangpo hurriedly said in fear that the spirit of the pig did not have any good intentions.

"Your son, why is he so old? I seem to remember that this brat smashed me to the ground first. Did you and your son plot against me?" Speak, geezer, call for me from the truth. " After the spirit pig had buried its head into the basin and drank enough of the water, it rolled its eyes and stared at the old man.

"Your son is not my son. You gave birth to him yourself." The old man's mind suddenly lit up. He had made up his mind. First, he would trick this bad pig so that it wouldn't do anything to this child. At least, not any bad idea. Wait until the child grows up.

"Who are you trying to trick? Do you think I'm a three year old child? I'm a male. Moreover, I'm not even married yet. I don't even have a girlfriend. Where did such a child come from?" Geezer, you're a bit mischievous! " The spirit of the pig was indeed out of the ordinary. It was quite shrewd, not like a pig at all.

"Let me tell you, when I found you, he was right behind your butt. He wasn't wearing any clothes at the time, he was just a newborn baby. He wasn't born by you, was he? Think about it. " At this time, old man Shawangpo made up his mind to fool the spirit of the pig.

"Don't fool around with me, I'm not stupid. You're lying to me, this guy has nothing to do with me. Whoever wants to take him away, don't let me see you upset." After all, the spirit of the pig was a pig, and a little pig at that.

"Haven't you heard of the birth? Think about it, are you a freak? None of your five siblings could speak when they were three years old, and none of them could walk like a human. Don't you think it's strange that you're the only one who can speak human language and walk while standing? " As old man Shawangpo spoke, he looked at the expression of the spirit of the pig and realized that the spirit of the pig had lost its confidence and increased its tempting power.

"There are many wonders in this world. Thirty years ago, this happened in our village." The old man continued. At this point, he stopped and waited for the spirit of the pig to question him.

"What case? Tell me quickly, don't lie to me." The spirit of the pig was curious. It had lost its patience, but it still could not believe it.

"You wouldn't believe me even if I told you. Anyways, you gave birth to this child. This is definitely a fact and you can't deny it." The old man intentionally didn't reply, as he was filled with the pig spirit's appetite.

"Geezer, if it wasn't for the fact that you're so old, I'd give you a good beating." "Stop being so long-winded. If you have anything to say, hurry up and release it. It will be very uncomfortable if you hold it in." The Pig Spirit swore.

"The fetus in the womb." Xiao Wangpo was not angry. He was deliberately lying to the spirit of the pig, so he answered directly.

"The fetus in the womb, what does that mean?" At this moment, the Pig Spirit's curiosity was piqued, and he hurriedly asked.

"If you want to know, I can tell you, but I don't think you'll believe it. Let's not talk about it." When the old man saw the pig spirit's expression, he knew that it had been tricked.

"Old man, old man, quickly tell me, what do you mean, 'foetus in the womb'?" When the pig spirit heard this, the old man stopped talking. He became anxious and even his tone changed.

"If you don't say it, you won't believe it." When the old man saw that the spirit of the pig was getting anxious, he decided to add fuel to the fire.

"Uncle, uncle!" Speak, speak! I definitely do not believe that I am your grandson. " The spirit pig saw that the old man didn't want to speak, and was so anxious that he had no other choice. After all, he was still a pig, and a small one at that. He was a young pig.

"If you really want to know, then I'll tell you. The so-called 'fetus in the womb' means that when your mother was pregnant with you, you would also be pregnant with her. "Your mother's innate condition for carrying you is that your mother must be female, but you are different. If you are pregnant with your mother, it doesn't matter if you are of either sex. All of these children were born to you." The old man was afraid that the pig-spirit would understand his meaning, so he spoke very quickly. After he finished speaking, without waiting for the pig-spirit to react, he carried the water basin and left the room.

Hey, hey, old man, wait a minute. What do you mean? The pig-spirit panicked. It couldn't get off the bed, so it shouted loudly on the bed.

"It's up to you whether you believe it or not. If you don't, just strangle him." The old man's voice came from outside. The footsteps grew farther and farther away until finally, from far away, he heard a voice: "Don't run around, I'm going to work in the fields."

In the evening, old man Shawangpo came home. The sound of the spirit of the pig came from the west side of the house. The old man didn't disturb the spirit of the pig, but sneaked into the west side room. The pig spirit on the bed lay on its side, saliva flowing out of its mouth. However, the pig spirit pulled out a piece of bedsheet and placed it in its mouth to catch it. The reason that the old man laughed was because the spirit of the pig was resting its hoof on Lin Zheng's chest, seemingly coaxing him to sleep. The old man covered his mouth and quietly left the west room. He ran into the kitchen to cook.

Smoke rose in spirals as the entire village was filled with the fragrance of food. The villagers had finished their day's work and were all heading home to start cooking. At this time, some villagers came to visit this man and pig. When everyone saw this, they burst out laughing. The spirit of the pig was woken up by the laughter. It rubbed its sleepy eyes and yawned. When he saw that there was a group of people laughing at him from all around the bed, he was a little displeased.

"What, what, haven't you seen the pigs sleep? You bunch of old hats. " The spirit of the pig did not notice at all that the group of people were laughing at him as he slept with Lin.