Chapter 1949： Austria has no nobles

In 1799, the second anti-French alliance, the Holy Roman Empire, together with Britain, Russia, and Ottoman Spain, besieged France, but the savior of France, Napoleon the Great, stepped forward. The second anti-French alliance declared its failure. After the defeat, Habs Fort successively lost Italian territory and central Switzerland.

In the third anti-French alliance, the Austrian capital Vienna was captured by Napoleon three times. The army was wiped out. The Austrian emperor was forced to abandon the title of the Holy Roman Empire, and the Holy Roman Empire fell.

But in the 30th year of the Hedong and 30th of the Hexi, Napoleon also lost one day, and this day was waited for by the Austrians. After Napoleon's defeat, they joined hands to carve up France, the Prince of Metternich was in power, and after the Paris Revolution, the savior-like emperor Lands Joseph I stepped onto the stage of history and replaced the mentally impaired predecessor.

Franz Joseph I was a smart, witty, open-minded, and tolerant emperor. He ruled for nearly 70 years, setting a record for the Habsburg family.

He infused Austria and the Austro-Hungarian Empire with the last cup of democracy and saved this dying country.

However, the failure factor has long been injected into the blood of the members of the Habsburg family, and a tragic ending is inevitable.

By the way, it is worth mentioning that Uncle Xi was originally an Austrian, and he considered himself a German.

So it's not that the Austrians don't know how to fight, but the Habsburg family spends more energy on having children. There are still capable folks.

Calvin led the two into the castle. Originally, he was looking at the gloomy building from outside, but it was completely different when he entered inside, as if he had just exited the golden hall and entered another golden hall.

Greek caryatids of the same size stand on both sides. These caryatids not only play a role in creating a classical atmosphere, but the four walls, zenith, pillars, and carvings are all bursting with dazzling gold, which may be because the space is slightly closed. , The golden light is slightly dazzling.

Yang Cheng has already guessed what it is doing here. It is a veritable Xiaojin Cave. In addition to its bad reputation, this business is definitely a huge profit. However, knowing that it is ruining its reputation, it also hangs the family banner above the castle. What does the person in charge think of? Broken jar broken?

Coming to the stairs leading to the second floor, Alois said familiarly, "I'll be on the second floor in a moment, and let Cavan take you to the room. I have my own room here. You can just rest after playing, or It’s okay to ask Calvin to arrange a car to take you away."

Yang Cheng waved her hand indifferently, "I see, you play with you, don't worry about me~"

Alois smirked, "Yes, I guess you don't go to this kind of place less~"

Yang Cheng came to the line very cooperatively, "Man~"

On the second floor, Alois greeted him and went to his room, while Calvin served Yang Cheng warmly and thoughtfully, "Mr. Yang is here for the first time. We don’t know your preferences and what needs we have. Despite the proposal, we are as satisfied as possible~"

Yang Orange hesitated and asked, "For example?"

"For example, you can put forward detailed requirements for our female* personnel in terms of nationality, height, weight, etc. Of course, it may not be specific. When I arrive in the room after a while, there is a special search software in the pad. We have thousands of people to choose from. There are options, including items you like to play. Some girls can accept and some girls can’t. We never force girls to do anything. Please rest assured."

Yang Cheng couldn't help but nodded. The Habsburg family's play was quite high-end, much better than those black shops that bought people.

"Okay, I'll take a look later, are there any more?"

"We can arrange a plane at any time and take you to any corner of the world to satisfy curiosity anytime and anywhere. In short, as long as you ask, we will not refuse what we can meet."

Yang Cheng rubbed her hands, "I can't wait to say that~"

. . .

The room that Kavin brought Yang Cheng to is a typical European court style. The window screens and curtains all have a strong imperial style. The combination of gold and red highlights the noble and steady style.

"Mr. Yang, you can operate any service in the pad. I will ask someone to give you a spa massage first?"

"Yes~"

After Calvin exited respectfully, Yang Cheng couldn't wait to pick up the pad and operate it. Then he felt that the world had been turned upside down. Various beauties appeared on the screen like merchandise displays. Not only were there frontal photos, but also 360-degree 3D attempts. You can play dress-up matching games. With this data collection work, you know that the industry of the Habsburg family is not just for fun.

And if Yang Cheng is right, this clubhouse is actually a platform used by the Habsburg family to control contacts. Think about it, every move of the big guys here will be recorded, including your preferences, They will be stored faithfully and unmistakably, and these will become handles when needed in the future.

Thinking of this Yang Cheng shuddering, it seems that the Habsburg family's ambition is not dead. After so many years of silence, the current family members seem to have recovered their IQ.

Now that they guessed what they were going to do, Yang Cheng would definitely not take the initiative to send the handle out, and threw the pad aside with great willpower. A good-looking Austrian beauty came in to help put the water in, and at the same time was on the spa massage bed. Get ready.

Calvin followed closely and delivered alcoholic beverages himself, "Have you chosen Mr. Yang?"

Yang Cheng said in a fake mockery, "I just picked up a phone call and my family asked me for something. I won't play today. I will go back to relax in a spa for a while, and I have to trouble you to help me prepare the car~"

There is no change in Calvin’s expression, "No problem, I have a chance to play again in the future~"

"Of course, such a fun place must come~"

Watching Calvin leave the room, Yang Cheng murmured meaningfully, "I just don't know what role Alois played in it~"

. . .

"Sir, please enter the water~" The Austrian girl twirled back to Yang Cheng's thoughts.

With a hmm, he walked into the water generously under the wait of the girl. He was like a tool man, letting the girl do her things.

These girls who have undergone strict etiquette training are different from ordinary technical workers. They will never talk nonsense without the consent of the guests.

Knowing this, Yang Cheng took the initiative to ask, "How old are you this year?"

The reason why I didn’t ask for the name is because I didn’t ask for it. In such an environment, it is impossible for the other party to use his real name, and even the clubhouse cannot agree. Once I know the real name, what should I do?

"Dear guest, I am 21 years old~"

"Oh, are you new here?" Yang Orange tentatively asked.

If it is an elderly person, he can talk more.

"I have been working here for a year, distinguished guest~"

"Your main job is to massage people?"

"Yes, honorable guest~"

"Only massage?"

"There can also be other services, depending on your needs, distinguished guests~"

"Any requirement can be met?"

"Yes~"

"Then tell me what embarrass you the most, for example, you have served the most difficult customers?"

The Austrian girl gently pressed Yang Cheng's head with her soft index finger, "We are asked not to disclose the privacy of our guests~"

"You don't need to say the name, just say the matter. You also said that you must unconditionally meet the customer's request. I am just curious. If you don't say who it is, it doesn't matter if I pass it out, right?"

Yang Cheng's words dispelled the Austrian girl's estimation, and after considering it for a long time, he said, "The most difficult person I have ever met is a nobleman who has a tendency to be abused~"

noble? Are there any nobles in Austria?

"Let you whip him?"

"Yes~ but there are requirements for strength and position, and the temper is very grumpy~"

"He is definitely not a real noble~"

"Really? I don't know, I heard that his name has the word "Feng" in it."

Hearing the Austrian nobles, Yang Cheng couldn't help but think of a few jokes.

Count Bobby entertained the guests, and everyone talked about his childhood. A guest said, "I was born in Munich and went to school in Vienna." Count Bobby exclaimed, "You have to go so far to school!"

Count Bobby enlisted in the army, "How do you plan to spend your military career?" "Of course you are a general." "Are you crazy?" "What? You have to be crazy to be a general?"

In November 1918, Earl Bobby drank the inferior substitute coffee and said, “I really don’t understand! How mighty our army is! Hussars, dragoons, tall horses! What an impassioned military music! How brilliant! It can be said that this is the world. The best army on board. How can such a good army be sent to war!"

Count Bobby is a fictional joke character that appeared around 1900 at the end of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and is still a well-known humorous figure in Austria.

He is not well educated stupid, naive, and often aristocratic, but sometimes also cute, some jokes may have the meaning of civic class sarcasm, but most of them should represent The Vienna folk sense of humor, and the bitterness and helplessness of war and bad times.

Earl Bobby is not a shining representative of the Austrian aristocracy, but he may be the most famous earl in Austria.

He is almost the epitome of the Austrian aristocracy, very different from the aristocrats of neighboring Germany.

It is important to know that Austrian nobles live in a multi-ethnic and multicultural empire ruled by the Habsburg family. Therefore, Austrian nobles tend to be more international and diverse. For example, they may have winter residences in Vienna, and in Bohemia and Morocco. There are castles in Lavia and real estate in the Balkans.

The Habsburg family once ruled a vast area. The Austrian aristocracy included a large number of non-German groups, such as Bohemia, Moravia, Hungary, Croatia, Slovenia, Poland, Italy, the Netherlands and French aristocracy.

These titles of non-German nobility are recognized in Austria.

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