Chapter 122: The Motherf*cking Mega Grind

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Thinking to herself with a finger to her chin, the conclusion that Xue Lan reached was, "Well... ermm... Because fire is good...?"

"..." "..."

Even the silent goth midget standing off to the side was baffled by the sheer stupidity of the ghost bimbo.

"Y-You... I just can't..."

Not even having the willpower to reprimand Xue Lan any further, Shun Wen slumped against a large dead tree and rubbed her forehead with her pointer finger and thumb.

'Umu...? Did I say something wrong...?' Xue Lan thought to herself with question marks going off around her head.

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Watching this scene unfold from the sidelines, the only thing Lucifer had to say was, "Do I know these people...? They seem oddly familiar, but I feel like I would've long since been affected by their stupidity if I did actually know them... Umu, yep, yep, must just be my imagination! I have no clue who these people are!"

He was about to turn around and forever leave for the milk, but before he could do so, Whitey jumped out of his arms and approached Li Yan. Without him being able to do a single damn thing, Whitey alerted all three girl's of his sneaky presence!

"Uhmm... Long time no see...?"

In the middle of a praying mantis-like pose, Lucifer awkwardly turned his head in the direction of the three pairs of eyes staring at him like they wanted to eat him.

Silence.

The silence was interrupted by Li Yan jumping toward her Big Bro with both arms stretched out. Latching onto his thigh, she mumbled, "Missed you... Don't leave again..." trying to hide her tearful expression, she dug her face into his crimson-colored robes.

"Lucifer!"

Following in her expeample, both Xue Lan and Shun Wen rose off the ground and jumped Lucifer like they wanted all his money!

"You she-devils! You won't get any of my money!"

Using his hands, Lucifer pushed both of their heads away from him, letting them smooch and hug mid-air. However, after a fews seconds, they managed to slip past his defenses and get their hugs in.

'Damn, I let my guard down!' Lucifer thought to himself.

He totally forgot that one was a ghost who could pass through objects, and then there was the elven princess, who took advantage of the situation and stuck in unison with Xue Lan.

Sigh...

Lucifer heaved an exasperated sigh, giving up on all riestsatnce and letting them do whatever they wished.

After a few minutes of them rubbing their scents all over him (on purpose), they opened their big, bright eyes, only to see that they had somehow made it back to the cabin. Letting go of Lucifer's warm, chiseled body, Xue Lan and Shun Wen then found themselves nice spots to sit right beside Lucifer. Each of them took an arm and lay their heads against them as if they were dutiful wives.

After getting all the confirmation he needed, Lucifer then started to describe to them the ways in which they could assist the fam!

Li Yan was put on Formation duty, which was where thee excelled the most in. Whereas Shun Wen had an undiscovered knack for Arrays, so she was sent to a classroom, which was where a a few of his clones would teach her the basics of Arrays.

From what he could tell, her talent in that department likely surpassed his own, likely because of some hidden dark level bloodline Physique. For Lucifer, this was just another benefit, but for the world itself, it was just another use of high-level plot armor.

If he was going to temporarily keep around these lazy bums, then they had to have the smallest amount of uses. This was just basic profitisim!

However, there was one among them who was rather... Or more like, completely useless...

"Hey, Xue Lan... What exactly can you do besides flaunt those mountains atop your chest? Although that would be quite tempting to any ordinary protagonist, I am no ordinary protagonist. So tell me... In what way can you possibly contribute to the fam...?"

Practically interrogating the jittery ghost beauty, Lucifer sat face-to-face with her on the couch. Staring straight through her dark brown eyes and into her soul, he used every known method to find something that stopped him from dumping useless baggage into the Northern seas.

"W-Well... Uhmm... Although I'm not that talented or refined with most things, as a special-type spirit, I have the ability to ward off Nightmare Monsters and other evil creatures with my presence-"

"Great, she's f*cking completely useless!" Lucifer blurted out.

Why would he need something that kept the loot bags away from him!? He wanted them all to come right to him-!

"Wait..."

Suddenly shooting his head toward the teary-eyed ghost Lady, Lucifer grabbed both of her smooth, white shoulders. "Can you use that ability in reverse and lure the Nightmare Monsters toward us!?"

Although taken aback by his bold and sudden movements, Xue Lan blushed a little before turning her head down. "Y-Yes, I should be able to do that," she softly murmured.

"Hahaha!! Very good, very good! Who said that all big breasted horndogs were useless!? I must have obtained the cream of the crop with this bunch!"

Laughing his ass off like a crazy person, Lucifer repeatedly patted Xue Lan on her shoulders, causing weak electric currents to spread throughout her sensual figure. She tried her best to stop small moans from escaping her mouth, and thankfully, Lucifer stopped touching her before she burst open like a flood.

"This is some extremely good news indeed! Well, what is everyone waiting for!? Let's all get to the grind!"

Lucifer left the cabin living room in a cheerful mood, leaving both Li Yan and Xue Lan to look at each other in confusion.

"Big Brother lost the last screw...?"

Hearing this question come out the mouth of the adorable goth midget, Xue Lan lightly nodded her head and said, "I believe so... but pats are good..."

"Yes, pats are good..."

After coming to this common consensus, the both of them worked on their set tasks, all hoping to get some more pats from Big Bro Lucifer.

Time passed inside the riverside cabin like a fever dream, and everyone who resided within this residence was on the 24/7, motherf*cking mega grind!

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