Chapter 842

Lin Yi and Nezha's three princesses, one took out the bloody lightning, the other had three heads and eight arms.

They were just about to start training and saw the war break out.

But at this time, a cry came from the distance: "Hello, thunder, rain, put away your clothes."

When Lin heard the cry, he knew who it was.

The third prince also stopped and looked into the distance with a group of heavenly soldiers.

In the distance, a figure was running up and down.

This head is wearing a Pilu cap and holding a nine ring tin stick, but it is not a Tang monk. Who is it?

When he came to the crowd, he saw that the third prince and Lin were about to start practicing. He immediately put up his hand and said, "Amitabha, please don't be angry."

The giant spirit stepped forward and glared at the Tang Monk: "you monk, dare to interfere with our official business, eat my axe!"

He swung the Xuanhua axe, but he had to chop it to the Tang monk.

Nezha shook his head helplessly. He felt that the spirit God was like a mad dog. He would catch anyone who met him and let him eat his axe.

He glared at the troll.

The spirit God quickly stepped back and said, "the third prince, I just look at this man. He is evil. He is certainly not a good man."

"What does he look like a demon?"

The third prince said angrily.

"But But he's not human either

Tang monk said: "if it's not a human being but a demon, is it difficult for a poor monk to be a man demon?"

The spirit God quickly said: "this is what you said. You're a demon, and eat my axe. "

Tang monk said, "this is your mistake, brother Zhang Fei and Hu. Your axe is a weapon. How can you eat it? Besides, you want to chop me with an axe. But if you give it to me, how can you chop me off? So there's something wrong with your expression. "

The spirit God roared: "you a mere mortal, dare to teach me a fairy?"

Tang Monk also said: "it is so-called that the disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be superior to the disciple. If three people walk together, you will have your teacher. Although you are immortal, I am mortal, but I must have the advantages you do not have. There must be a lot of things I know and you don't know. What's wrong with me teaching you? "

Tell me something, you don't know, what do you mean

Tang Monk confidently smiles and says, "widow Chen of Li village gave birth to a son last night, do you know?"

"This..."

In his heart, the giant spirit scolded: how can I go? I'm not as powerful as Sanqing and Tathagata. How can I go?

Tang monk said, "you can't speak? It seems that you have been enlightened by me. "

Then he turned to the Third Prince of Nezha: "he has understood, do you understand?"

The Third Prince of Nezha said, "the golden cicada son reincarnated. I didn't expect to become such a monk."

The Tang Monk shook his head and announced the name of Buddha: "Amitabha, I don't agree with you. Since Jinchanzi came to the world after reincarnation, he naturally wanted to educate the world. If we can't talk about the living and the dead, how can we educate them? How to save all living beings? Ah, speaking of eloquence, it seems that your eloquence needs to be improved. I passed by Chencun last year and saw a training course on oral English and communication. I'd like to introduce it to you. If you report my name, they'll give you a 20% discount and a mysterious gift. "

Lin Yixin secretly smile: This Tang monk is really wordy, but also some nerves. It's as like as two peas in the movie.

The Tang Monk did not wait for Nezha's three princesses to speak and pointed to the Zixia fairy: "in other words, you are tied up with this woman, and you are still tied so professionally. What's wrong with her?"

The Third Prince of Nezha said, "she went down to earth without permission. As a fairy, she even wanted to find some kind of husband. It's a serious crime. "

"Oh," the Tang Monk nodded, a very understanding look, and then asked, "what is tiantiao? Noodles in the sky

See those people look at themselves like idiots.

Tang Monk immediately said with a smile, "Amitabha, do you mind if you are joking? To be honest, if you want to find Ruyi Lang Jun as a violation of heaven's rules, those soldiers just now looked at her from time to time, and their eyes showed some admiration and obviously moved everyone's heart. Are they guilty of the law? "

When he said this, all the soldiers lowered their heads unconsciously.

As soon as Nezha looked back, he could not help but curse in his heart: a group of rubbish!

Then, the Tang monk said: "what's more, it's just that being is reasonable. Since creation allows human beings to have feelings, there must be a reason for it. Immortals are also from people, so what's wrong with immortals having feelings? This is very in line with the law of heaven. It's against the law of heaven that you are preventing her from finding true love. In my opinion, the so-called rule of heaven should be the law of heaven. You violate the laws of nature, and that's the real law. Can you admit it? "

All the gods were stunned.

They looked at Lin Yi and Tang monk.They were just ordered to act, and as a result, they were directly accused of violating the law of heaven and the law of heaven.

What's the reason for this?

Tang Monk turned back and said to Lin, "Sir, do you think what I said is right?"

Lin also extended a thumb to the Tang Monk: "give you a compliment."

Tang monk a Leng, said: "although don't know what is a praise, but I also give you a favor. In this way, if praise is good, we are flattering each other. If it's swearing, I'm going back. "

Lin was speechless.

This Tang monk is really a little clever.

Nezha said, "in short, no matter what you say or stop today, I have to take her back."

Tang Monk shook his head and said, "it's really a child that can't be taught. If you think about it, you have to take her away. Will this gentleman agree? If he doesn't agree, you must fight again. With your momentum just now, if you fight against each other, do these heavenly soldiers around you still have a way to live? Zixia can't live. Even if you can finally bring her body back to heaven, it's just a corpse. So many heavenly soldiers have been lost. What do the gods think of you? They will laugh at your incompetence, even a little fairy can not take back. They'll laugh at you for being so cowardly that you can't even do a mortal. They'll even laugh at your incompetence. "

"What does this have to do with incompetence?"

"Of course. If you think about it, it's just that there are so many people, many people and many rumors. As long as you get a little bit of a handle on your head, they'll put a huge pot of shit on your head - Oh, I'm sorry, it's three huge pots of shit, on three of your heads. "

When Nezha heard this, he thought of the gods in the sky.

These immortals are usually free to panic, all day there is nothing to do, only groups of small groups together to gossip.

If they mess up this time, they have to stab their spine.

Instead, it's better to put Zixia out and make up a reason to deal with the Jade Emperor.

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