411 Infinite Reincarnation Naruto Chapter 411

"Couldn't it work?" Naruto raised his eyebrows and said: "I think this is the best way, lest that stinky kid gets me trouble all day long!"

Feng Fujiko thought about the monkey wearing a collar around her neck, and the rope was held in her and Naruto's hands. The two went out for a walk together. The monkey jumped and jumped and couldn't help but laugh. Eyes flowed, Naruto glanced slightly white, and said, "Other people walk their dogs for walks. Why do we walk the monkeys?"

Naruto imagined the scene of the monkey walking, and couldn’t help laughing, drinking another cup of Erguotou, and throwing two peanuts in his mouth, and said, “We are not ordinary people, of course we have to do something. It’s different from ordinary people.” One is a professional killer who works closely with the FBI, and the other is a sex girl who aspires to become the world’s number one female thief. She is really not an ordinary person.

Although this statement is extremely narcissistic, Feng Fujiko, who is narcissistic, easily accepted this statement.

"By the way, I have to make a phone call?" He said that he picked up the landline on the small cabinet next to the sofa.

"Who are you calling?"

"The Bureau for the Protection of Rare Animals." Naruto took it for granted, making Fujiko tremble with a smile.

At the door, next to the shoe cabinet, there was a French-Japanese mixed blood, but how he looked like a monkey who was reborn. After hearing the conversation between Naruto and Fujiko, he squatted and shivered beside the shoe cabinet.

Chapter 3-Lupin's miserable abuse

Naruto tilted Erlang's legs and poured himself a cup of Erguotou. The wine looked as light as water. After the mouth was mellow and mellow, the wine fell into the belly and turned into a flame, making Naruto's entire stomach warm.In this era, Naruto really took a lot of thought to drink pure Chinese wine in the United States.

Putting down the wine glass, Naruto watched the news on the TV about the gang being destroyed and said with a smile: "Lupin, how long do you plan to make mushrooms there?"

As if he had been ordered by his master, Lupin III, who was still making mushrooms just now (the Lupin monkey was right), ran over immediately, leaned on the edge of the sofa, and said flatly, "Boss , What's the order?"

That dog-legged look made Fujiko despise Lupin for a while...

Naruto drank the top Erguotou under Lupin's greedy gaze, and said: "Lupin, are you still having fun out?"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The game hall and the bar are all closed, there is nothing fun at all."

Mess?It’s weird that it’s not messy outside now. The FBI and the gang have not completely finished fighting. These two days are the most chaotic, so it is best not to go out in these two days. Even if you are going to die and bother you, you should wait two days before burying. Maybe the hearse was smashed in the street.

"Lupin..." Naruto put down the wine glass and made the hairs of Lupin monkey's whole body stand up instantly. "I remember when I went out, I seemed to say that I should wait for my return at home honestly and don't sneak Out to play, Lupin, how do you think I should punish you?"

Lupin's face turned pale immediately, anticipating the bad consequences that made him tremble all over, Feng Fujiko looked funny, shaking the wine glass in his hand, and the red wine shook to the mouth of the glass several times. He smiled and watched Naruto bullying Lupin, thinking unscrupulously. I wonder if I want to call the Bureau of Rare Animal Protection.

Monkeys are treasure animals, right?

"Old, boss..." Lupin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "How do you want to punish me?"

Naruto opened the drawer of the coffee table, took out the pen and paper from the inside, thought about it, and said: "Because you suddenly sneaked out to play, it made me worried (?), so Lupin, you have to compensate me. Mental loss expenses, brain cell death expenses, and two jars of Erguotou expenses..."

"Wait a minute!" Lupin, who was still squatting in the corner and moldy, immediately jumped up and said, "Why do I even count the money for alcohol?"

"Do you have any comments, Lupin III?"

Naruto said with a smile, Lupin under the terrifying expression and voice immediately shook his head like a rattle. According to his understanding of Naruto over the past year, when Naruto calls his full name, it is definitely not to be messed with. , It’s best to hide as far as possible, otherwise you deserve it, and you don’t want to bury it, Naruto is such a wicked guy who smokes.

Feng Fujiko shook the red wine glass. The red wine swayed to the mouth of the glass several times, but he just didn't spill it. He smiled and watched Naruto bully Lupin. He wondered if he wanted to call the Bureau of Rare Animal Protection?

Monkeys are also rare animals.

Naruto glared at Lupin, and continued to calculate his wicked account.

"Because you interrupted me just now, so I have to add an interruption fee here, a waste of time, and this fee, that fee, and... and... all of them add up to..."

Naruto settled his wicked account, then handed it to Lupin for him to see for himself.

Lupin took a careful look at the bill, which was in U.S. dollars as the currency unit, followed by a series of 0s. Lupin took a look, then fainted, lying on the ground gorgeously pretending to be dead.

"Oh..." Feng Fujiko looked at Lupin lying on the ground in surprise, and said: "Lupin fainted? Naruto, should we call Lupin an ambulance?"

Naruto glanced at Feng Fujiko with a smile, and then said, "Of course, but the outside is so messy now. I think we should send Lupin to the veterinary hospital by ourselves. However, the fuel costs on the way back and forth are dangerous. Fees, as well as medical expenses, have to be credited to Lupin’s account."

"Yes, yes~~"

"no need!"

When Lupin heard that the bastard Naruto had to increase the price on his black heart account, he immediately ignored pretending to be dead, and immediately jumped from the ground with tears in his eyes, as if he was being bullied.

"I just give the money."

"It's not over yet."

Feng Fujiko smiled and said something that made Lupin's whole body cold, and then twisted his demon-like body like a snake demon, his jade hand passed through Naruto’s armpit and took it from Naruto’s hand. I took the ball pen and the black-hearted bill, and added my black-hearted account to it.

"Because Lupin suddenly ran out to play secretly, and people were afraid that Naruto would blame me when he came back (will you be afraid?), so they borrowed wine to sorrow (?), and the money for this bottle of wine will also be counted as Lupin On his head."

Black eats black, Feng Fujiko is even darker. She drank a small bottle of the wine by herself, and the rest was drunk by Naruto. A lot of it was sprayed out just now. Now there is only a small bottle left, but Lupin is still required. Come and pay.

Lupin took a cautious look. Although he didn't like to drink red wine, as a thief, he knew the value of the bottle at a glance.

Romani Conti dry red, this bottle is less than hundreds of thousands of dollars, and the part that Feng Fujiko just drank is worth tens of thousands. Now she doesn't have to pay the bill, and all of it goes to Lupin by the way.

"Also, because Lupin went out to play secretly, I was so worried that I felt a little bit older (you are only 17 years old), and I have to go for a beauty treatment later, repair it, my beauty fee, Lupin pays for all expenses for aging and loss of youth."

With a smile like a small fox, Feng Fujiko handed his revised bill to Lupin. Lupin took a look and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Feng Fujiko is still a bit conscientious. Naruto added a 0 to the account he calculated earlier.

"You two are too dark!" Lupin resisted.

"What do you want?!" Naruto and Feng Fujiko immediately glared back, brat, you little monkey wants to choke in front of us too?

"Woo..."

Hoho finally achieved a human form after a hundred years of cultivation, but faced with a male and a female two thousand-year-old foxes, Lupin still retreated gorgeously, squatting in the corner and getting moldy.

"Uuuuu...you black-hearted thief couple, draw a circle and curse you..."

"Lupin, can I trouble you to sleep in the next room tonight." Naruto smirked and dropped the last straw that crushed Lupin III.

The so-called house next door is not a good house, nor is it a haunted haunted house, or for Lupin, the haunted house is pretty good.

That was the one that Naruto brought when he bought this house... Um... The dog house, many people like to write the name of their dog on the dog house, and the dog house here is by Naruto This wicked smoker put up a small wooden sign.

Lupin's House~~

Animal Protection Association?Some people here abuse and cherish animals~~

Looking at Lupin, who was enveloped in darkness, Naruto even saved the tears of the crocodile. Whistling, he turned and walked into the bathroom.After sniping just now, I spent more than an hour lying on the roof. Although I was covered with a blanket, it still took up some dust. It would be nice to take a bath.

However, when Naruto turned around, he didn't notice the slight blush on Feng Fujiko's face.

"Thief couple... also pretty good."

"comfortable……"

Naruto was soaking in the bath with a face of comfort. Although it is still in the seventies, Naruto still enjoys his life very much. This can be seen from this huge and comfortable bath.Naruto even demolished a guest room and knocked down a wall to expand the area of ​​the bathroom.

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