"Investigating the case? It's really boring. I would rather go to dinner when I have that time."
Hattori Heiji had nothing to do, but when he heard Naruto's words, his mood instantly became a little bad, and he said in a fierce tone: "Do you think that investigation is important or that eating is important?!"
"Of course it's important to eat." Naruto, who eats everything but doesn't suffer a loss, how could he choke a little devil and spit it back, then looked at Hattori Heiji with an idiotic look. : "I will starve to death if I don't eat, but I won't die if I don't investigate the case. Everyone knows which kind of thing is more serious. Are you really a famous detective in Kansai?"
Hattori Heiji's face was gloomy, but when Naruto said so, he really couldn't give any reason to refute it. Of course people would starve to death if they didn't eat, but would they not investigate the case?There are too many people in this world who do not investigate the case. Do you see anyone who died for not investigating the case?Many people died because of investigations.
Ignoring the ugly Naruto Hattori Heiji, Naruto drew his ears and said casually: "When a policeman, I just think it’s fun from beginning to end. The police conduct is meaningless to me. In time, I would rather skip work to accompany the person I like, and ignore my friends in order to investigate the case and solve the problem. My family members are all waste and scum!"
Naruto's words played a very good role, so that the eyes of the two girls who were troubled by their childhood sweethearts, Heye and Xiaolan, who loved investigating crimes, brightened. Of course, Hattori Heiji's eyes became darker.
boom!!
At this moment, a corpse fell from the sky and smashed into the hood of the police car, and landed in front of Naruto and the others.
Even if Conan is not here, the Shinigami of Osaka has begun to use his skills.?
Chapter 44-The gap in life, Xiaolan's request!
'Oh, the power of the god of death is really extraordinary. Whether it is in Tokyo or in Osaka, it is so annoying. Alas, my beautiful trip to Osaka.'
Looking at the corpse that fell directly on the car, Naruto did not have any negative emotions. The emotion of fear and sympathy would not appear on Naruto. On the contrary, he was lamenting his death in Osaka. Trip, he finally asked for leave... Oh no, he was absent from work, so why not come to Osaka again next time.
'Hmm...'
Naruto nodded, and then began to make early plans for his next trip to Osaka. This time he had to secretly install a GPS transmitter on Hattori Heiji. Next time he came to Osaka, he would hide as far as possible. Lest this Osaka god of death will show off his power and ruin his trip to Osaka again.
Hattori Heiji looked at the corpse that happened to fall on the hood, then raised his head and looked at the building where the corpse fell. Suddenly there was a figure on it. The detective's instinct surpassed rational thinking. Heiji Hattori immediately chose to rush up. The building.
"Heiji!"
Kazuba yelled from behind, but Hattori Heiji was unmoved at all and rushed into the building immediately.
"He Ye, save your energy, that black boy won't listen to you."
Naruto said helplessly, then walked to the police car and looked at the corpse that fell from the sky. It was a wretched uncle in a green suit.
"There is a strangle mark on the neck. The cause of death should be suffocation. The body began to soften. The time of death was about a day. The knife in the chest was inserted after death, and it passed through a wallet. It seems to be suggesting Something, this should be a serial homicide, and the murderer is absolutely extremely psychopathic."
Naruto's previous analysis was still normal, but after hearing the last sentence, the four people nearby (Xiaolan, Tachibana, Kazue, and the gentleman Sakata police officer) all had black lines.
He Ye looked at the man whose appearance, age and personality cannot be completely unified, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said: "Your previous analysis is normal, but can you tell me how did the last sentence come out?"
Naruto turned his head and said very seriously and innocently:
"Aren't they all acting like this on TV?"
"This is the basis for your judgment?"
"Yeah, is there something wrong?"
Naruto left after the autopsy, walked to the side of his Hummer H1, opened the door, took a white porcelain bottle from the car, took out a bottle of Erguotou, and sat on the hood of the Hummer, facing it. The tragic corpse began to drink slowly, and then began to explain the real reason for his analysis.
"In general serial homicides, the murderer will deliberately leave a clue. Generally speaking, there are two possibilities. One is to provoke the police. Such people are usually extremely swollen and arrogant. They are very wise about themselves. They are confident, so they will leave a little clue every time. They are confident that they will not be caught by the police, so they must master the rhythm, master everything, master the pace of police investigations, and play the police with applause."
Originally, I still had doubts about Naruto’s ability to handle cases. After hearing Naruto’s analysis, and Yeah, after thinking about it, it really makes sense. Seeing that he started drinking again, he couldn’t help asking, “The second What about species?"
"The second reason they leave clues is not to provoke the police, but to tell the next victim. This usually happens during vendettas, and often one person kills multiple enemies, so after every crime It will leave some clues about the relationship between several enemies, making the people behind them afraid, fearful, and losing peace of mind, which is easier to deal with."
These two paragraphs of analysis were summed up by Naruto from his own analysis of many serial homicides, as well as countless criminal investigation dramas, and they will definitely not make any difference.
Naruto sat on the hood of the Hummer with an unruly attitude, propped up his left leg, while drinking the high Erguotou, chatting in a casual manner, unintentionally acting unintentionally, even Ju Zhenye felt a little bit Feeling flustered, Xiao Lan's eyes were even more obsessed, and He Ye also looked a little abnormal, seeming to be a little twisted, and Naruto's chic look disappeared in the next second.
"Lan, go buy me some takoyaki, I'm so hungry."
In fact, it is not hungry, but greedy. Drinking Erguotou, which is a high number, and drinking with no heavy flavors is really boring.
Xiao Lan's adoration and obsession just now disappeared instantly, even with Xiao Lan's heart, there was a helpless expression on her face at this moment, looking at her monster teacher.
"Teacher, why are you hungry again?"
In terms of Naruto’s position in Xiaolan’s heart and Xiaolan’s gentleness, even if Naruto directly said that he was greedy and wanted something to drink, Xiao Lan would obediently rush to buy it, but Naruto is a fine In this situation, he could say something that made Xiaolan blush instantly.
"Because Lanjiang is beautiful and delicious, I feel full of appetite after seeing Xiaolan."
There are also Chinese classes in Japanese schools. As a top student, Xiaolan understood the meaning of Naruto’s idioms. In fact, she would rather she didn’t understand at all. Her face was blushing instantly, ashamed and agitated. Naruto glared at him.
"Teacher! Don't keep saying this!"
"I'm telling the truth."
Xiaolan blushed, there was really no way to take this cheeky teacher, and gave Naruto a shameful look, then turned and ran to the shop where she had just eaten takoyaki.
Naruto smiled, just sitting on the hood of the Hummer on the street, leaning back, leaning back against the bulletproof windshield, sipping liquor, at this time Naruto would like to have a glass of liquor , Make friends...but it seems to be Osaka, not Hunan...Forget it.
"Are you too relaxed."
Tachibana Zhenya looked at Naruto helplessly. She really didn't understand why the world's number one killer was so virtuous, and why she would continue to be on this guy who is completely unreliable and doesn't look like a killer. Several fiascos.
"What else can I do if it's not easy?"
Naruto lazily faced a corpse, glanced sideways at Tachibana, and said, "Don't forget, we are here to play in Osaka."
"Are you still in the mood to play?" He Ye couldn't help but give Naruto a blank look, and said: "Now a murder has happened."
"I know, but what does it matter to me?"
Naruto looked at He Ye with a strange expression, as if she didn't understand why she mentioned this.
"You are a policeman, shouldn't you go to investigate a murder case?"
"Yeah, I'm a policeman." Naruto's eyes immediately turned into dead fish eyes, and he said, "I'm still a Tokyo policeman, and I'm a Tokyo policeman on holiday."
"amount……"
Frozen with Ye, Naruto said so, it seemed that this case had nothing to do with him, and he didn't need to investigate it.
Naruto drew his ears and said, "I promised Xiaolan yesterday. This afternoon I will visit Shitennoji with her, then go to Osaka Castle, have dinner in the evening, and finally go shopping in Shinsaibashi. It's so perfect. How can the play plan be disrupted by this damn murder case?"
He Ye heard that Naruto had put a murder case aside, the reason was just because after he agreed to Xiaolan, his eyes seemed a little lost, and he couldn't help asking.
"Is the promise to Xiaolan more important to you than a human life?"
"Of course, Xiaolan is my favorite student, and a man who doesn't keep his promise is not a man at all. I won't leave my lovely student for that damn case." Naruto said. Although the words have a satirical meaning of Kudo Shinichi and Hattori Heiji, they are indeed his true words.