Chapter 80: 3.34 (End)

"Sefu..." Jia Hyson groans softly, toes curling as the feeling of a hot and wet mouth swallows down his dick. All in all, it's a wonderful way to wake up. 

Sefu pulls away slightly, his warm lips sliding up his aching shaft. Jia Hyson groans again, much louder as he's now more awake and aware of the pleasures assaulting his body. 

His vocal encouragement spurred Sefu on further, using his tongue to rub the underside of his length as he massages his balls, lightly pinching the sensitive skin. The pain only fuels Jia Hyson's ecstasy, and it doesn't take long for him to finish with a sharp gasp. 

Sefu swallows before crawling up so he's facing Jia Hyson with a faint smile, his arms caging the relatively smaller body beneath him. Jia Hyson, blissed out from his climax smiles back. 

Using his abdominal muscles, he does half a sit-up, reaching to give his lover a peck on the cheek for a blowjob well done. "Morning," He greets, voice still a little rough and husky.

"Morning," Sefu's naturally husky voice rasps, even rougher and huskier given that he's the one whose mouth did most of the work. He moves in for a more intimate mouth to mouth kiss before Jia Hyson stops him with a complex look. 

"We should brush our teeth first," Semen and morning breath is an intensely foul combination ah. 

This wasn't like in the stories where one can just deep kiss someone the first thing in the morning, and it apparently tastes like sweet honey candy. Well. Drake's morning kisses did but who asked him to be a stallion male lead in a cooking romance story, huh? He was like a walking magical everlasting gobstopper where the more you lick, the more flavours you get.

Ah, it was beyond ridiculous, but it sure was tasty. Jia Hyson wouldn't mind bagging up another flavour-oriented protagonist if the story permits it next time. 

Sefu gives him a wronged look but obediently pulls away, choosing to kiss his neck instead, "Whatever my spoilt kitten asks for," He murmurs.

Jia Hyson's breath hitches in his throat under the ticklish feeling, the slight scratch of his stubble against his sensitive skin exciting him greatly, "Well, this kitten wants to play, master~" he purrs, wrapping his still slightly loose limbs around the handsome figure of his lover, intent obvious. 

His breath was not the only one quickening in arousal. Sefu's face broke into a perverse leer that made Jia Hyson grin widely.

It was a good morning. 

Unfortunately, it was cut a little short.

Just as they were about to go for a second tumble under the sheets, Jia Hyson's phone went off. 

"My prince," Sefu rasps with a hint of discontent as he saw his lover instinctively reach out toward the source of their rude interruption.

"It's my phone Sefu," Jia Hyson laughs exasperatedly, "How can I ignore my baby if it calls for me?"

Sefu: '...' This naughty kitten really likes making me eating vinegar ah. 

Aggrieved, Sefu bites and scrapes his teeth on Jia Hyson's nape and chest but doesn't stop him from reaching out for his 'baby'. 

Looking at the screen Jia Hyson raises an eyebrow, "It's Chu Chu,"

"Ignore it." Sefu lifts his head up immediately says.

Pinching the older man's unscarred cheek Jia Hyson coos playfully, "How can you be so jealous and cute?" It really... really makes him want to put a green hat on him again ah. Unfortunately, Sefu is adamantly against cuckold play. 

Such a shame.

Feeling uncomfortable with the strange expression in his prince's eyes, Sefu follows his instincts and rolls out of bed. "I'll.. I'll go order breakfast." He turns back only to press a chaste kiss on Jia Hyson's forehead, "Do you want anything specific?" 

"I want some deep-fried oysters," Jia Hyson contemplates, "and a breakfast smoothie. You can decide the rest, I trust you." 

Sefu smiles, bright and warm, "Okay then," he leaves the room. 

Jia Hyson lays on the hotel bedroom and lazily answers the call with a content smile. "Chu Chu? What's up, girl?"

His smile freezes. 

"Zheng Jinhai has amnesia??"

...

Jia Hyson had been happily living a life of marital bliss with his scarred villainous bodyguard for only about a month. After reuniting they had immediately left the shabby apartment, though not before buying the entire building to commemorate the event. Jia Hyson plans to renovate it so it's much nicer to live in while still retaining its dirt-cheap prices.

And of course improve the sound proofing ah. He plans to have his anniversary there after all.

Bebe: '...What on earth are you planning to do on your anniversary?' 

Jia Hyson: 'Wouldn't you like to know~♡'

Bebe: '...' 눈_눈 Bebe would not. 

After it was confirmed most of the rebels were captured and imprisoned, the Samotrelian Royal family released information regaling Sefu's role in the whole civil war. The public loved it. They loved it even more after the subsequent declaration that Prince Farrell and his double-agent loyal guard Sefu Karamoy got together afterwards. 

This sort of dramatic star crossed lovers, filled with the pressure of war and espionage... how can it not make the people's excitement burn? It was better than reading about British royalty getting married in every way. 

The British royal family is known for old etiquette and elegance. In comparison, the Samotrelian royal family with Jia Hyson in the limelight was more like the nouveau rich who liked to flaunt and party. For a lot of the younger generation, they prefer the trendy Prince Farrell over any royal Tom, Dick or Harry. 

Also, he was far more attractive. 

Anyway, the point is, Jia Hyson is happy, Sefu is happy, the Abioye royal family is happy, the general public is happy, and it seems that everyone is in support of their relationship.

Of course, that's under the premise that no one knows what actually happened when Jia Hyson was under house arrest. After all, if his loving parents or siblings ever found out about that... It's better not to imagine it. _(:3」∠)_

Song Chuntao however knew. And she was less than impressed. 

They had actually gotten into an argument over it, but eventually she had reluctantly accepted the status quo after Jia Hyson spouted a lot of cheesy and romantic words about secret love and all that nonsense. It was more or less true. But it was still embarrassing. 

But he would rather spit out a whole soliloquy of love than deal with this.

Jia Hyson looks at Song Chuntao helplessly, then looks down to see a memory-impaired Zheng Jinhai hugging his waist. Zheng Jinhai's eyes were bright and childlike as he smiles adoringly at him- something he's never done in all his life. "Mummy!" He calls out again.

Jia Hyson: '...Are you sure it's amnesia and not brain damage?' 

It turns out this was partly Song Chuntao's fault. Zheng Jinhai got amnesia due to being shoved and hit on the head by some cannon fodder businessman he bankrupted and not only lost a lot of memories but also regressed to the mental state of a five-year-old. She was trying to show Zheng Jinhai photos of his family and friends in order to jog his memory, but when introducing his parents to him, she didn't look at her phone properly and ended up swiping to a photo of Prince Farrell. 

It was a classic misunderstanding trope where Zheng Jinhai was hesitant to believe it at first and Song Chuntao- who still didn't look back on the phone screen- insisted it's true until Zheng Jinhai is finally convinced. By then, she looked at her phone and realized her mistake. 

"Mummy?" Zheng Jinhai cocked his head, cutely, "Mummy what's wrong?"

"...It's nothing," Jia Hyson grits out as Song Chuntao quickly whispers all this in his ears. 

"Miss Chuntao, please step away from my boyfriend," Sefu orders coldly, with his hearing he was able to listen to what she was saying, but that didn't mean he liked her so close and intimate to his kitten. 

It could be said they held a mutual dislike for one another. Song Chuntao didn't like him because in her mind he's just a beast that happened to have good intentions. Sefu didn't like her because other than himself she's the person who Prince Farrell has hung around the longest that he has had a sexual relationship with. 

Song Chuntao rolls her eyes but does so anyway. She also wants to snap and ignore him but who told Sefu to be built even bigger and sturdier than her stupid CEO boyfriend ah? She's seen Farrell's pictures of the man shirtless. Even if she doesn't like him, ten-pack abs can't lie. That man is buff as hell. 

Zheng Jinhai, who had only just noticed Sefu's existence, immediately- like most children who first see Sefu- immediately goes stiff with fear. He even had a faint sheen in his eyes, like he was ready to cry at any moment.

At least they could now confidently say that the man wasn't faking it.

Jia Hyson who was watching Zheng Jinhai's reactions interestedly couldn't help his slutty heart from quickening a little at the way the handsome male lead was holding back tears. He was a big domineering man with a cold face, and yet he was wearing an innocent and timid expression, looking so easy to bully. This gap moe was really… mhmmm…

Bebe: 'Host, your man is blackening again.'

Sefu: '…' Hehe, my kitten really has such itchy claws, really makes me want to bind them up.

"Who, who are you?!" Zheng Jinhai asks defensively. Even with the mindset of a child, he's still the arrogant male lead; his backbone is stronger than most children his age. 

Sefu's mouth tilts upwards into a sneer that only highlighted his villainous appearance and scarring. The harsh hospital lights also did not help, "I'm the one fucking your mum." He spat.

Zheng Jinhai: '…'

Song Chuntao: '…'

Jia Hyson: '…Sefu, you've changed.'

This time, Zheng Jinhai really did burst into tears.

….

Jia Hyson and Bebe really didn't have much of an idea of how to cure the amnesia. From the original story, the amnesia was very Song Chuntao-centric, and thus it was solved in a very Song Chuntao-centric manner like rescuing her, taking a hit for her, recalling a memory of her, finding an important item that was related to their love… all are legitimate and decently satisfying ways to solve an amnesia trope but using all of them makes it incredibly bland. 

Still, it should be one of them. 

"I don't like carrots mummy! Fairy Sister, help me!"

It better be one of them.

"Why is Chu Chu, Fairy Sister and I'm someone who looks like I've gone through a pregnancy?" Jia Hyson leans over to complain in a hushed whisper as Song Chuntao coaxes a childish Zheng Jinhai to eat his dinner. Because of his… new preconceived notions about the world- like the identity of his mother as one prominent example- they had to all live together temporarily. 

Jia Hyson wasn't that unhappy with it. Chu Chu is a fun roomie, Zheng Jinhai was quite cute acting like a literal man child, and it wasn't like he was doing much except for Sefu every night. Plus… trying to do naughty things quietly when his friend and 'son' was under the same roof as them was really stimulating. 

Makeshift gags, dubious consent play, slight exhibitionism play, even casual shower sex... all these things become even more exhilarating with the knowledge someone could actually find you at any time. Could hear your wanton moans, and pleading words for more.. 

Bebe: 'Bebe can hear your wanton moans and pleading words for more.'

Jia Hyson: 'Do you want a prize or something?' Obviously it's very different ah! His cheap system has already seen nearly everything of him, how can it be exciting anymore? 

Bebe: 'The only prize I want is a new host.'

Jia Hyson: '...' Why must we hurt each other like this?

Overall, it was not enough to complain about for now when the situation is still very novel.

"At least you're not 'Scary Face Grandpa,'" Sefu whispers back with good humour. He was also fond of the sex, so his mood was surprisingly very good despite it all.

Last night he even got his prince sobbing, trying to lower his voice as he fucks him against the bedroom wall. Until Farrell admitted Sefu was the best he had ever had, and how he can't live without being fucked by his dick every night like a slut, he wasn't allowed to cum. 

Ah, just re-imagining the scene was enough to keep his generous mood, even in the face of Song Chuntao and her amnesiac brat of a boyfriend. 

Song Chuntao did not share the good mood, shooting Sefu small glares between coaxing her cute boyfriend. Do you think she couldn't hear them last night? She knows very well that when Farrell gets to stimulated he can be very loud, it was clear that Sefu, the bastard, did this on purpose to get back at her for that one time before.

She hates that it works. More importantly, she hates she can't counterattack because her lover is now mentally a child. It was such a pity too; she had just recently gotten Zheng Jinhai to respond well to anal stimulation right before this whole mess happened. 

First, she lost sleep because of them, and now she was being fed their dog food. Her mouth tasted both the sour taste of lemons and the sickly sweet flavour of sugar, watching them whisper and giggle with each other. She stares at Zheng Jinhai who was nibbling his boiled carrots with a bitter look, hating iron for not becoming steel.

In the end, after four weeks of cohabitation, Song Chuntao got kidnapped. It was a situation that only the Zheng Jinhai with his memories would know who was behind this and where Song Chuntao was held as they had only left a vague, ambiguous message. 

There was a time limit, and Jia Hyson and Sefu had to try various ways to unlock his memory before getting frustrated, yelling at Zheng Jinhai, shaking him hard and leaving to try to locate her themselves. Ten minutes later, a fully functional Zheng Jinhai walks in with all the answers.

Jia Hyson assumes there was a mental breakthrough involving a lot of monologuing and flashbacks, but he can only read the renewed story to know.

Song Chuntao was timely saved, Zheng Jinhai never got another bout of amnesia again, and Jia Hyson knew the story plot has officially ended. Now he could happily and freely live out this life with a handsome, kinky lover, a protagonist best friend and enough money to reconstruct Atlantis.

Sefu and Song Chuntao never got along no matter how long time passed. However Song Chuntao still excitedly agreed to be Jia Hyson's maid of honour at his wedding.

Even though most of this world have not legalised gay marriage, Samotrelis was already a place which did not view homosexuality with a narrow mind, and it wasn't rare to see men married to each other. Not to mention, this island was their home. So Sefu and Jia Hyson held both their engagement party and their wedding in Samotrelis. It was very beautiful, though admittedly quite gaudy as it was filled with gold and gems and all the natural treasures this luxurious island can provide.

However, as Jia Hyson's first-ever wedding, he felt that such an ostentatious show was only as expected ah.

With Drake, they didn't have legalised gay marriage for a long time, and by the time they did, the pair didn't bother with it, already too old to care about a big wedding, content just knowing they'll spend their whole life together. Now though, they're both at the prime of their life and their peak too. A big, fat Samotrelian wedding is exactly what they wanted. 

All sorts of people came.

The First Prince Asafa and his lover, the most beautiful man from the mermaid tribe Mo Momo. It turns out Mo Momo rejected Third Prince Jaleel because he had been secretly in love with the first prince all along. It's only recently did the First Prince finally reciprocate his feelings. 

Symon and his masters also attended the ceremony. All six of them. Yeah. They're all still together. It seems he's doing pretty well being the sole beloved of six handsome, strapping young men. Jia Hyson is not jealous of that at all. Not. At. All.

Zheng Xin came and surprisingly got together with Third Prince Jaleel. They met at Jia Hyson and Sefu's engagement party where… well, Jia Hyson isn't fully sure what happened, but from he gathers from between the lines, it was definitely not a story they could tell their parents about. 

Second Princess Koffi brought a little pale-faced K-pop star to the reception and announced she was pregnant.

Overall, it was quite a big dog blooded mess.

Jia Hyson wouldn't have had it any other way.

Well. That's not true. There was so much he would have wanted to change. 

But in the end, standing right at the palace gates in front of Sefu, clasping his hands with a smile, Jia Hyson felt he couldn't be any more satisfied. 

"Will my prince let this lowly servant accompany you for the rest of our days?" Sefu rasps. Even though his back was straight and his face intimidating, Jia Hyson could feel the slight tremble in his hands. 

Jia Hyson squeezes them softly, "I do." He had much more to say, in fact, he had written pages and pages of different but equally moving speeches beforehand but at that moment he could barely squeeze out those two words, almost too overcome with emotion to say anything else. "This prince will not take anything less than a lifetime." He teases, but his voice shakes.

"Perfect," Sefu's voice was also even raspier than usual, but it was brimming with happiness. 

"You may now kiss the groom."