Book 4: Chapter 70: The Two in the Swimsuit Store’s Changing Room

Book 4: Chapter 70: The Two in the Swimsuit Store’s Changing Room

“Of course, we have to. Didn’t you see Nightingale pick a swimsuit? I will be going home after some time. By then, I will have no way to buy clothes for you. As a friend, I have to give my friends some gifts as memories.”

“Is that so? But would someone really give a swimsuit as a present to the opposite gender?”

“Relax. It’s not like it’s some sexualized swimsuit. It’s just a normal swimsuit. You can accept it without any reservations.”

“Alright, then.” Skadi did not refuse. After all, she grew up by the sea. Would a swimsuit embarrass her?

“Ah Heng, come over.” Suddenly, Nightingale shouted from the changing room.

“Coming! Coming! Liz, what’s wrong?”

“Come in for a while.”

“But this is the changing room.”

“Why all that talk? Quickly, come in.”

“Alright.” Was Chen Heng tempted? It would be a lie to say no. The Absolute Precognition? The Absolute Precognition was precisely why he got tempted.

Just as Chen Heng was about to go in, a clerk walked over and stopped him.

“Sir, please wait for a while.”

“Ah! What’s wrong?”

“May I ask if the lady in there is in a romantic relationship with you?” Alright, Chen Heng already knew the clerk would come over. However, he had no way to stop her from speaking first. Now, it was not just the clerk waiting to hear his answer but also Nightingale.

“I am. What’s wrong?” Chen Heng was indeed a scoundrel. He could lie without batting an eyelid. However, he was someone with many two-dimensional waifus, so he could handle something simple like this.

“The miss inside, may I ask if this man is your boyfriend?” the clerk asked Nightingale, who was in the changing room, for confirmation.

“Yes. Let him in.” Although Nightingale was doing her best to act normal, Chen Heng heard a slight tremor in her voice.

Alright, Chen Heng was tempted. In the end, he was still a virgin. Making such a bold move on a pure virgin was simply too much.

“Alright. Liz, how do you feel? Is it too tight?” After Chen Heng helped Liz tie the laces, he took the opportunity to caress her hair. Be it in the heart maze or real life, her hair was extremely smooth and glossy and nice to touch. It was comparable to Skadi’s hair.

Somehow, thinking of the woman outside the changing room while being with one inside feels quite scummy. Is it just me?

“Well, it feels quite good. It’s not too tight.” Nightingale shivered again because Chen Heng touched her hair. She only remembered to reply after two seconds.

“How is it? Is it nice?” Nightingale endured her embarrassment. After taking two steps back, she spun around, showing the swimsuit to Chen Heng.

“It is quite nice, extremely suitable for my pure and cute white demon.” Chen Heng initially wanted to say angel, but after some thought, he wondered if calling a demon an angel would be bad.

That’s why people who get embarrassed easily, like Liz, should not take the initiative to make such bold moves. Look! Look! I only praised her a little, and she blushed.

Chen Heng sighed inwardly as Nightingale turned pink from his words.

“Hey, Ah Heng, about calling you my boyfriend earlier...”

“Don’t worry. I won’t take it seriously. I understand. Furthermore, I know myself well. How could someone as cute as you be willing to be my girlfriend?”

“Actually...”

“There’s no need to console me. I’m very resilient.”

“...” You can divine the future; can’t you guess what I want to say? Now, Nightingale suspected Chen Heng was playing dumb. However, she did not have any evidence.

Furthermore, Nightingale did not understand how Chen Heng’s divination ability worked, so she could only leave it at this.

Moreover, all Chen Heng thought right now was I am Poseidon. Of course, I have to drift in the sea. A small river cannot trap me.

[TL Note: Poseidon, the Greek god presiding over the sea, is Chinese slang for philanderer. This is in reference to how many sea creatures are related to Poseidon.]

Hah! Chen Heng was just a virgin who had yet to experience love. Who gave him the courage to think of himself as a Poseidon? How shameless!