Chapter 17 Hawkeye

Chapter 17 Hawkeye

With the fun being had and my wounds being healed I decided to look for a new place to live. While I could live in the poorer parts of the city, if someone broke in and stole my money I’d be in the same spot as the Penguin I stole from. After checking out a few single apartments and finding nothing that really stood out to me I decided to look for ones with roommates.

Hoping for something good I ended that after the first day. Same for the second of searching for a home. The third day while I was just about to throw in the towel I entered an old timey house that had been split into four sections. A single large scale home had been converted into eight separate living residences.

While it was designed with communal living in mind it had plenty of bathrooms and a well stocked kitchen you wouldn’t find in New York for even twice the price they were asking for rent. After meeting several of the residents and recognizing one I knew I had to move in as soon as possible.

I wouldn’t need to be as quiet either on account of the thick wall probably filled with asbestos separating the sections. The loud rock I heard from upstairs only came through above my closet. The owner of the property wanted to fill it as quickly as she could for some reason and I thought I was a good enough judge of character to know if she was trying to rip me off.

When I said that I meant beyond the normal ripping off that happens to a tenant. I don’t think she looked like the type that would try to break into my freshly stolen safe and steal my money. She might snoop but besides the ten packs of stolen condoms in my stolen dresser drawer she wouldn’t find anything incriminating.

I decided to go introduce myself to the neighbors. If shit ever hit the fan it always helped to have the neighbors good intentions. If I didn’t get along with any of them it would be fairly easy to get them to move out as well. The lasagna in Mary Jane's fridge that I know for sure she didn’t make also led me to think of buying some cooking equipment for the shared kitchen.

I kind of got distracted by talking comics and forgot what he asked. “So I’m not even sure who you’re married to in this timeline. Like I said, most comics that show you living into old age you’re alone with one of your kids trying to kill you. I guess just have fun and try to die young... That’s not really a good point is it?”

“I guess you could have Nat kill your enemies and make sure your kids don’t become super villains.” I sat there quietly after speaking. I wasn’t sure why I said that and I hoped that I wasn’t being written as a love interest for Natasha. My eyes went wide as I asked. “Oh fuck is Natasha your wife? That happens in one of the comics.”

He burst out laughing. “*Hahaha* What? Really? I mean I guess if you see enough different universes that would be possible but she’s more of a little sister to me.”

“If I were to guess it’s either Laura Barton or Bobbi Morse. Those are your two big ones you end up with in most timelines. If you have a daughter she ends up becoming Hawkeye after you quit and then becoming Ronan after where she’ll die to the yakuza. If you have a son he also becomes Hawkeye but eventually becomes the Bloody bow.”

I didn’t want to tell him what his son in that alternate universe had done. After his wife left him stealing everything from him in the divorce that he went insane. How do you tell someone that their son bombed a bank killing dozens for his debut as a super villain. He slaughtered his ex-wife and hung her parents with her intestines to make up for her betrayal.

“You don’t want to know why he’s called that if I’m being honest and for all it’s worth I hope no one ends up like him.”