Chapter 98 Mountains of ninjas

Chapter 98 Mountains of ninjas

We finished dressing and slowly walked towards the park. I would rather not have my secret getaway fuck pad destroyed because they were upset they were losing. I hope they were watching me as I unfurled a big blanket and started setting up the picnic I had prepared. Eh, we were going to need to eat anyway. We might as well make the most of needing to leave the house.

We were sitting on our blanket as I fed Carol before the first wave of ninjas attacked us. Taking them out and sitting back down we were greeted with the second wave. Then before we could even turn around greeted by the third wave. Waves became a flood of ninjas as I made a game out of breaking the same leg on all that I fought against.

So they just had a thousand ninjas waiting around nearby in case something went wrong. What the actual fuck. I called out. “What the fuck, are you guys ants? You guys don’t have anything better to do than wait around for me?” As if to spite me even more continued to show up. I really regret having Carol here now. I wish I could just outright kill these men for making the mistake of fighting against me.

We fought for eight hours straight. There were piles of crying ninjas as Carol began breaking their legs in the same spot as well. This couldn’t be cost-effective. We had to take down over five thousand ninjas. They couldn’t have more than twice that amount in the city. As if to prove me wrong another wave of mindless ninjas appear.

I call out. “Yo, I’m getting bored of this. I’m going to take this phone here. You can ask him for his number to talk to me, I’ll be hiding in SHIELD until this shitstorm blows over.” I made a portal and teleported me and Carol out of that mess. I still couldn’t wrap my head around it. Was that their entire plan? Just throw numbers at me for a reason I didn’t even know. What the hell did they want?

I yawned as I scratched my back. I walked over to the intercom before clicking it on. It would ping up to Director Carter’s secretary. “Yo Bab’s. If some ninjas show up, give me a call. I’ll go deal with them. They’re attacking me for some reason... I don’t know why. I’m gonna get some sleep until then.”

I turned back towards Carol and gave her a big smile before trying to be cheerful. “Well, sorry about the awful first date. The fights normally happen before the sex, not during.” She walked over and put a piece of paper in my pants pocket. She made sure to take her time as her hand explored. With the same playful smirk that was always on my face, she gave me bedroom eyes before saying. “Let’s pick back up where we left off after you get this thing sorted out.”

I watched her walk out of the room before I cursed loudly to myself. “Fucking cock blocking ninjas.” The few magical scientists still awake in the main room look over at me. I say loud enough for everyone to hear. “Sorry about that. It’s just ninjas showed up to kidnap me right as I was in the middle of having sex... I guess most of the time I’m having sex so it was more likely to happen than not but still!”

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