Chapter 158 The goodies

Chapter 158 The goodies

Killing Trigon was... Expensive. I had a lot of debts I had to pay for all the help I got, unfortunately. Not only was it costly in the monetary sense, as it cost billions, but I owed the Justice League big time for their help. Plus all the extra guys I needed help from like Doctor Doom and Constantine. Doctor Doom was already paid for. I got his mom’s soul back from Mephisto before we even began the fight. Mephisto tried to pay me after but he can lick my nutsack with how little I’d trust him.

Constantine wanted the corpse, or at the very least as much blood and body parts as he could get a hold of, which I agreed with. He pretty much single-handedly locked down Trigon for a few seconds with some help from Doctor Fate. Superman was just upset I killed him. What!? The literal fucking devil? That is on brand for the boy scout. Well, one of the devils anyway. Lucifer was still floating around. I’d have asked him for help but that would have been overkill.

You don’t put a god against another god unless you’re clear of the fighting because it would have gotten a lot more messy than the little damage we left behind. Ironman ran off with god killer, so I had to deal with that. I just hope he didn’t try shaving with it or something stupid. It was impossibly sharp and a tiny scratch would kill a mortal instantly, most likely fucking up his soul in the process.

Now, what did I get for killing him? If all the chi/mana and force I gathered was equal to a bucket... I just gained a lake. Not only that but I gained the power to turn it all into the plasma form of energy. Demigod physiology would not only increase my stats but raise the base stats up to the beginning of lower cosmic. It meant if I suddenly lost all my powers I would still be strong enough to take hits from the Hulk for a bit.

Virtual immortality meant for all intents and purposes I was immortal. It meant without someone hitting me with the strength of Superman for a while I would never die, even if I did nothing, stopped eating, went to the bottom of the sea, or into the middle of the son I wouldn’t die. Demonic energy manipulation was just that, it let me make and control demonic energy. It was what he made out of his divinity to use demonic magic.

All speak seemed simple but it was actually an amazing power. I was half tempted to kill Cipher to steal this power, now I didn’t need to. Divinity control would let me store and use divine energy. Even with the small amounts of people thinking about me, I could feel the power seeping into me. Soul manipulation would allow me to more easily control and use souls. It made using certain magics far, far easier.

I was half tempted to make a soul bomb to attack his divinity originally but changed my mind when I found out how many souls(people) I’d have to sacrifice to make a dent against him. It just wasn’t feasible with how little time I had. Size alteration was just that, it allowed me to readjust my size up to the size of divinity I had. The more divinity the bigger I could become, and I could also just make myself bigger but also weaker without divinity.

It would take something very similar to what I just did to Trigon, except I had an anti-anti teleport array around my body at all times so they’d have to make an anti-anti-anti teleport array to cancel it out. But then I had the anti-anti-anti-anti teleport array hidden inside my body on top of that. Was I being paranoid? Not when there are three literal Satan’s running around between the two universes.

If someone melted down the god killer sword and shot me I might still die, but who would do that? The chances of that happening are like forty quadrillion to one... To be safe I should make a spell to detect things that can bypass my invulnerability. Well, anyways... The next chapter will probably be a sex scene. Not sure if I’m going to keep breaking the fourth wall... Maybe sparingly to keep it fresh, don’t want to kill the joke like Deadpool does.

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