Wen AI and Wang juewo spent half a day on the sofa reading their travel notes. They decided to drive all the way to the West. Along the way, they visited qiuluan ancient town, Lingjing lake, Luzong plateau and Yangcheng. Finally, they arrived at the foot of the snow mountain and paid homage to the holy palace.
Wang Jue took out his mobile phone from his backpack and asked his friend to borrow a car. After hanging up the phone, he hugged Wen AI and asked, "baby, do you dislike me? In fantasy, I'm the president and the palace leader. I'm powerful and rich. I use gold toothpicks to pick my teeth. In reality, I don't have a car or a house. It seems that I'm not different from other people except being handsome. Do you still want to be with me? "
Wen AI took the pillow beside him and held it in his arms. He tilted his head and thought, "it seems that there is a little psychological gap..."
Wang Jue changed his face slightly, and Wen AI gathered up and kissed him on the tight corners of his mouth. Then he said, "but I think it's so special. You used to be too heavy in the male's aura, so you can control the world economy all the time. The eye liner is everywhere in the world, and I can escape everywhere to be caught by you. Now your hands can't be that long. If you toss me in bed, I'll run and hang you for three or five years and come back! "
Wang Jue couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm just a sperm on your brain."
Wynn hammered his pillow and said, "you're the one with the brain. If you don't talk about anything else, just talk about the last life. Do you feel your conscience and say that you can't stop like a perpetual motion machine? I was forced to shut up. I didn't have a good place all over my body. How wronged I was... "
Wang Jue felt guilty and quickly fed him a potstickers to coax him: "that's not all of me. I've been magnified in the dreamland. I've gone too far. Can I apologize? You can't discriminate against me because of this. Just think about it. Before entering the dreamland, can't I even give up a finger of yours? "
"I know." Wenai puffed her cheeks and nodded as she ate. "That's why I keep talking to you. You won't do that to me anymore, will you?"
Without hesitation for a second, Wang Jue blurted out: "of course, you are so precious, I am not willing to bully you."
"Great!" Winnie threw her pillow and jumped up from the sofa. She pointed at him with her little hand. "Then you can sleep in the guest room with the bucket in the future."
Wang Jue was stunned: "what?"
"I saw the condom in your bag when you were carrying your cell phone," she said
"No Wang Jue was caught unprepared, "listen to me -"
"don't listen!" Wen AI took the beer near the bottom of his hand, drank it clean, wiped his mouth and said happily, "you have to keep your word. If you say you won't bully me, then you move to the guest room. You can't move back to sleep without my nod!"
Then he ran back to the master bedroom step by step and locked the door with a sharp backhand.
Wang Jue has never played any strange tricks. However, when he came to the end, he was given the routine by Wen AI. He secretly regretted that he should not have fed the little guy so much goat's milk at the beginning. Look, he was very clever, but he made a hole in him.
"Baby." Wang Jue knocked on the master bedroom door and said, "open the door and we'll have a good chat."
"I'm asleep!"
To whom? Voice so spirit, but also with a little smile, designated hiding in the room to steal!
Wang Jue held back his desire to kick the door: "if you don't toss, you don't mean you won't do it. Do you want me to hold on for a lifetime? Ah, even if I don't want to touch it, let me sleep with you. What's the matter with me? I can't sleep alone. I'm sure I can't sleep until dawn. "
Winnie rose from her bed and called out to the door, "isn't the bucket in the guest room? If you two make up a company, it won't be bored all day long. "
"Are you talking about human beings?" Wang Jue's forehead leaped straight and knocked on the door twice. "Baby is obedient. Open the door quickly. I promise I won't do anything. I'll cheat you. You're a dog."
Wen AI hummed softly: "you've used this trick. You lied to me. You turned your head and said that your surname was Wang. I really want to sleep. Good night!"
After that, he dived into the bed and ignored Wang Jue's threats or pleases.
Wang Juexin was haggard and his knuckles were almost swollen. He leaned against the door and called out: "baby Daughter in law Honey Let my brother in Xiao Ke AI Don't be naughty Can you sleep without me holding you? I can't sleep After accumulating his sixth life, Wang Jue pretended to be a poor man. It's a pity that he didn't give him any movement in the door. It's like a stone sinking into the sea. It seems that he pretended to be a poor man in vain.
After a long time, Wen AI quietly got out of bed with a pillow. She tiptoed to the door and put her ear on the door. She heard that the system was complaining outside. She was probably driven out of the guest room by Wang Jue.
“pis-pis!” Winai gently opens the door and waves to the system in the corridor.
"Or do you have a conscience?" The system comes over while it's talking, and the sound is not small.
Winnie shakes her hand to lock the ball. She knows what to do! Sure enough, before the voice of the system fell, the door of the guest room next to it suddenly opened. A tall figure appeared in the shadow and quickly approached the master bedroom.
Wen AI is anxious: "a bucket, you hurry up!"The system doesn't want to sleep on the sofa. Finally, it changes its laziness and tries its best to twist the snake's body and slip in.
At the critical moment, Wen AI shook his hand and shut Wang Jue's gloomy face out in time.
"Baby." Wang Jue's voice was so deep that it made people panic, "you wait."
Wen AI was a little creepy. He quickly pressed the button on the lock ball to make sure the door was locked.
"A pig." The system props its head with its tail. "I don't feel good."
There was a dead silence in the house.
After two minutes, there was a strange noise from the window. Winnie was so excited that her tail stood up. The windows of the master bedroom and the guest bedroom were next to each other! Wang Jue is turning the window! This is the twelfth floor!
"Close the window quickly!" The system bounced off the ground.
Wen AI also ran to the window, but it was late. A figure jumped down the window and pulled the curtain with his backhand.
A big and a small two silly treasure together in the same place.
"You." Wang Jue looks at the system.
The system swung and asked, "me, me?"
Wang Jue raised his hand and pointed to the door
Without saying a word, the system jumped up, opened the door with its tail, and quickly disappeared in the corridor, leaving Wen AI alone to face Wang Jue with a bad look, selling his teammates very simply.
Wang Jue began to move, and Wen AI immediately stepped back: "what are you doing?"
Without saying a word, Wang Jue walked around him to the door, closed the door, dropped the lock, turned and stared at him.
Wenai was like a mouse caught by a cat. She didn't dare to run and move. She was so scared that her eyes almost closed.
It's over. I'm dead! Wang Jue is a personal vinegar bag. He can even eat his own vinegar for more than ten years. Just now he chased him out but allowed a bucket to come in. He must be annoyed!
Wen AI looked at Wang Jue timidly, feeling that her buttock had hurt in advance.
With a bang, the light suddenly went out, and the whole room fell into darkness. Wang Jue took back his hand on the switch and walked towards Wen AI with a clear purpose.
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong!" Wen AI was scared out of his wits. He jumped up and ran all over the house, pleading for mercy while running for his life! Really wrong! No, no, no - ah! Let go of me
Wang Jue's right arm jammed his armpits on both sides and dragged him to the other side of the bed. His strong arm muscles swelled.
Wen AI kept on and on, calling his brother for mercy, and calling him big color Wang. Wang Jue turned a deaf ear to him, threw him on the bed, took his waist from behind, pulled him in his arms, covered the air-conditioner quilt, and did not move.
"Brother?" Winnie tried to push her hand around her waist.
Wang Jue tightened his arm: "sleep."
Wen AI didn't expect that he was engaged in such a big battle, and everyone pressed his arms. At last, he didn't do anything. He was surprised and said, "just sleep like this?"
Wang Jue squinted: "do you have any other ideas?"
"No, no, no!" Wen AI immediately shook his head into a rattle, "just sleep like this!"
They were like two spoons stacked together, and they were close to each other. However, Wang Jue didn't step over the thunder pool, sniffed around his back neck, and didn't get his hands into his clothes to take advantage.
It's the iron thing below that makes Winai feel a little uncomfortable.
"Brother..."
Wang Jue closed his eyes and said, "hmm?"
"Are you angry with me?" Wenai asked cautiously
"No
Cold hard two words, listen to Wen AI pie mouth: "you have."
Silence spread in the dark.
After a long silence, Wang Jue Cai sighed: "I'm just angry that you don't believe me."
He turned over Wenai, and face to face with himself: "said only holding you pure sleep, mouth said pain you don't believe me, your defense makes me very sad."
Wang Chueh's eyebrows were deep, and he was looking down and hurt.
"Don't you..." Wen AI put his hands around his waist and rubbed his face against his neck. "I'm just scared by you. Besides sleeping, I still trust you very much. I trust you very much."
"Trust with reservation, can it be called trust?" Wang Jue shook his head with a bitter smile and adjusted him to a comfortable position
Wang Jue was so aggrieved that Wen AI couldn't sleep. After thinking for a long time about whether he was too much, he finally gave up his strict defense and took the initiative to kiss Wang Jue. He slipped his hand into his pants and shook his hands to hold the energetic little Wang Jue.
"Brother..." Wenai blushed, "I don't distrust you. We I will
"Don't make any noise." Wang Jue took out his hand. "I said I would not touch you. I will do it."
Wynn: but you are so hard
Wang Jue gave him a pitiful kiss on the forehead: "for you, my dear, I can resist this desire."
During the conversation, a drop of sweat slipped from Wang Jue's forehead, and Wen AI was distressed: "but you have to endure very hard, I, I really want to!"Wang Jue looked at him deeply: "willingly?"
Wen AI pursed a sweet smile: "in fact, with you, there is nothing I really do not want. I was wrong just now. Don't be angry with me, ok... "
Speaking of this, Wang Jue would not be a man if he continued to carry it.
Wen AI was very happy. He thought that Wang Jue didn't care about what happened just now. This happy mood lasted until Wang Jue entered him. He felt that there was a thin film between himself and Xiao Wang.
Wen AI immediately touched Wang Jue's pajamas and pulled out 11 condoms! If Wang Jue had no idea as he said, would he sleep with this?
And a whole box!!
"You, you lied to me!" In the middle of Wen AI's anger, a burst of acid came from his buttocks, and his voice immediately softened, "woo You just installed Ah... "
Wang juezheng was so happy that he closed his eyes and said, "honey, you just asked me to have sex with you, and I'm willing to."
Winnie smashed the condom in his face: "asshole!"
The sound of joy in the room became more and more intense, and it didn't go down until the middle of the night. The smell of pornography completely covered up the fresh smell of wormwood in the room.
The habit of hanging wormwood in the house was handed down when Wenai was a suckling cat.
At that time, there lived a second generation of rich people in wangjue's dormitory, called Qibo. He didn't like to ask his younger sister to cook kebabs. Instead, he was quite obsessed with health care. When Wang juegang picked up Wen AI, Qi Bo was in a hot fight with a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. He made a set of pots and dried moxa grass and came back to do moxibustion in the dormitory every day, which made the whole dormitory gasp.
"You were smoking when I went out. Why haven't you finished smoking yet?" Wang Jue came into the door holding Wen Tuan Tuan. He frowned in the choking smoke. Soft movements came from his hands. The little kitten moved her paws. It seemed that she was about to wake up. Wang Jue didn't even have time to put down the barbecue, so he quickly took it to the balcony to breathe. As a result, the flat cat cake still woke up. His outstretched limbs were taken back, and his head was raised wobbly, smelling in the air.
Wang Jue stood outside again, his body was covered with balcony tiles, but the little cat was still moving his nose. Wang Jue had to press the tip of the cat's nose on his chest: "don't smell it, it will burn your respiratory tract later."
Before he finished, Kitty struggled to jump off his hand and fell on the ground with a dull sound. Wang Jue was so scared that he quickly picked it up and hurriedly checked whether he was injured.
Wen Tuan twisted his fleshy body and whined discontentedly. His fat little buttocks rushed at Wang Jue and stretched out his forelimbs. It seemed that he wanted to climb into the misty dormitory.
Wang Jue had never touched such a fragile little thing. He was afraid that his hand might be too strong to crush it. However, Wen Tuan kept struggling. Several times, Wang Jue slipped his hand and almost let the little guy fall to the ground again.
"Be good. I really want to commit suicide." Wang Jue picked up Wen Tuan and turned his face towards him, teasing his chin with his fingers. "Isn't it still sticky to me just now? My barbecue is not cool, so you change your mind first? "
After struggling fruitlessly, Wen Tuan probably understood where he wanted to go and depended on the huge mount in front of him, so he called to him softly twice and turned to look at the dormitory.
"You want to go in?"
Wentuan understood this sentence, nodded his head and looked at him excitedly.
Wang Jueleng was in the same place, thinking that this thing is too spiritual, and can it communicate with people?
Seeing that he was motionless, Wen Tuan put out his little paw and patted him on his wrist, urging him to go in quickly. Wang Jue took the opportunity to ask again, "do you want to go to the dormitory?"
This time, wentuan not only nodded, but also raised his paw to show him the direction.
It's amazing!
Wang Jue took it in and followed the little ancestor's will all the way to Qibo's bed. Wen Tuan Tuan was very excited. He climbed to the edge of Wang Jue's hand and fell on the soft quilt.
Zibo was enjoying himself when he heard a meow of joy. He raised his head and saw that a small cat, like a mouse, was holding the rest of his dried wormwood and rolling happily all over the bed.
Qi Bo was stunned: "this What is it? "
"What the hell, this is my cat!" Wang Jue took Wen Tuan Tuan's back neck meat, lifted it from Qibo bed, narrowed his eyes and taught him, "how can I climb other men's bed in front of me?"
Wentuan didn't pay attention to him at all. He held the dried wormwood in his arms and rubbed his nose against the withered leaves. Wang Jue put it on his pillow, and it just rolled around like before. It was so happy that it meowed, and it looked so cute.
Qi Bo did not smoke moxibustion any more. He went to Wang Jue's bedside and looked around. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "where did you buy it? It's so funny."
"I picked it up." Wang Jue replied, holding his chin to ponder. The baby was as excited as a drug when he saw moxa grass, just like when he saw cat mint.
Wen Tuan Tuan was tired and rolled up. He held wormwood in his two tender claws and rubbed it to play. As a result, he rubbed down a lot of broken leaves and all of them fell on his face.Wang Jue couldn't help laughing. Wen Tuan Tuan seemed to understand that the man was laughing at him. He gave him an unhappy look and washed his face with his paws. His eyes were smart.
Wang Jue was about to be cute. He took out a paper towel to help him clean his face, and then he took out wormwood in his arms: "don't play. I used it to dry without washing. It's very dirty."
Wen Tuan turned over and hid his belongings under his belly. Wang Jue didn't come down after he raised his mouth. He laughed and pulled out with his index finger. Wen Tuan wiggled his body and tried to hold down the dried wormwood, but he was robbed by Wang Jue.
Wen Tuan was stunned, and mewed low. His whole body's happiness was scattered, and he went under the pillow dejectedly.
Wang Jue felt uncomfortable when he saw this. After a long time, he gently opened his pillow and was stunned.
The little kitten buried her face on the bed, and her little body was weeping and wetting a sheet.