“Who did you say wasn’t a virtuous young lady again?” She squinted her eyes, looking quite dangerous.
But if An Shiyi could recognize danger, then he wouldn’t be An Shiyi. He couldn’t help but swallow hard, gazing at her fair face and asking, “Aren’t you the maid of Her Majesty? How did you become a virtuous young lady?”
This response made Yu Chan spit out a mouthful of old blood, and she was a bit exasperated. “Are you doing this on purpose? Are you intentionally saying that? You’re well into your prime years and still pretending not to understand. Do you think you’re a young man? Don’t you know how old you are?!”
“I’m twenty-two this year.”
This time, it was Yu Chan’s turn to choke on her saliva, but she wouldn’t give in. “Twenty-two is already quite old. Ordinary folks have gotten married and become parents by that age. Their children can even go out and buy soy sauce!”
She glanced at An Shiyi, who seemed to be lost in thought, and asked, “Are you really just twenty-two?”
An Shiyi nodded honestly, “I haven’t gotten married or become a parent, and I don’t have any children. By the way, is having children like what His Highness and Her Majesty do?”
This guy really knows how to surprise people, and Yu Chan choked a bit while also getting curious. “Have you seen His Highness and Her Majesty do that? By the way, you’re always hiding in the rafters. Have you seen something?”
“I should have seen something?”
“Why are you saying that then?”
“I did see His Highness kissing Her Majesty’s little mouth. Can you have children by doing that? To have a clever child like the Young Master?”
Yu Chan’s face turned inexplicably red, and she nodded hurriedly, “It’s almost like that.”
“In that case, Yu Chan, how about you have a baby with me?”
This time, Yu Chan’s face turned bright red, “What are you saying? You said you weren’t being flirtatious!”
“I’m not being flirtatious; I just want to have a baby with you...”
For the first time, Yu Chan fled in disarray.
Before he could finish his words, a beautiful woman walked in from the door.
“What are you telling Tiantian? How can you say such nonsense!” The woman glared at the baby-faced man.
Even though he was clearly in his late thirties, he still had a baby face. Even stranger, he still managed to make himself look so old, the woman thought sadly in her heart. She walked up to her daughter and said, “Okay, it’s already dark, it’s time for Tiantian to go to bed.”
The little girl rubbed her eyes: “But I want to sleep with my mother.”
“Tiantian, you’re already a big girl. You can no longer sleep with your mother. You have to sleep by yourself.” Before the woman could speak, the baby-faced man spoke first.
“Then why can father sleep with mother?”
“Because mother and father are married.”
“Then I also want to marry mother.”
“Tiantian cannot marry mother, only a man and a woman can get married. Tiantian needs to wait. When Tiantian grows up...” As he spoke, the man was already carrying his daughter out.
The woman smiled and shook her head, spread out the blankets, and got on the bed.
After a long time, the man came back, looking exhausted.
“It’s getting harder and harder for you to coax your daughter all day long.”
The man didn’t say anything. He silently climbed up and got into the bed, as light and agile as a cat. By the time he was pressing down, the woman had no time to push him, so she could only let him rub his face on her neck.
“I wasn’t kidding. That’s how we gave birth to Tiantian in the first place. But to be honest, at that time I just wanted to eat your little mouth, but you ate so much of me and you wouldn’t admit it. ...”
The rest of the words were muffled by the woman’s hand.