Chapter 345: This is the taste of your mom's shit

Chapter 345: This is the taste of your mom's shit



"Congratulations to participant Thor for conquering the 28th floor with an SSSS-level rating, rewarding all humans in the Tower of Truth with the additional buff [Jeremy]!"

"Limited-time buff [Chicken Soup is Here]: Humans in the Tower of Truth automatically receive a bowl of chicken soup, fresh for 6 hours."

"Limited-time buff [Companion Attack]: Humans in the Tower of Truth gain one summon chance to summon [Nameless's Companion]."

"Limited-time buff [Fuck]: Humans in the Tower of Truth can deal 28% additional damage by cursing their enemies during battle, duration 6 hours!"

"Permanent buff [Jeremy]: Reduces the difficulty of obtaining Exploration Rate for humans in the Tower of Truth when exploring floors below the 30th."

Looking at the newly released announcement, people didn't immediately erupt in cheers and excitement. After all, Thor had already achieved SSSS-level conquest ratings over twenty

times. Even boiling water would evaporate after being boiled so many times.

Looking at the four new buffs, everyone's first reaction was: Weird!

What strange buffs!

[Chicken Soup is Here] was still understandable, a free bowl of chicken soup.

Maybe something unexpected would happen after drinking it.

The [Companion Attack] buff was a bit confusing.

Who was Nameless?

Of course, this kind of summon buff to help with conquest had appeared before in the rewards for the 14th floor.

The first two buffs were still within the normal range.

But the third buff, [Fuck], what was that all about?Nôv(el)B\\jnn

Fighting and making love at the same time, the ultimate enjoyment?

As for the last buff, it was actually named after a person. Although everyone was curious about who Jeremy was, reducing the difficulty of obtaining Exploration Rate below the 30th floor would only be a good thing for humanity, not a bad thing.

A thousand words could be summed up in one sentence:

"Thor, you're the fucking best!!!"

The crowd was once again ignited, and in all channels and chat windows, the only hot topic everyone was discussing was Thor!

After the heated discussion, someone took out a bowl of delicious chicken soup and drank it all in one gulp.

A flash of lightning, and the person who drank the chicken soup was resurrected on the spot. "Holy fuck!"

The resurrected person exclaimed, "I got a permanent buff, Strength permanently increased by 2%!"

"That strong?!"

The people around him gathered, and they indeed saw a powerful buff added to his status bar! This caused another wave of commotion.

A free buff, why not take it!

Just as everyone was about to drink the soup together, someone suddenly asked, "Dude, how does the chicken soup taste?"

The first brave soul who drank the chicken soup's face suddenly changed, as if he had recalled something unpleasant.

The chicken soup couldn't be described as delicious, it could only be said to taste like expired milk!

How bad did one's cooking skills have to be to make such awful chicken soup?

But the first brave soul who drank the chicken soup gave a bright smile.

"Delicious, absolutely delicious!"

He said loudly, "I suggest you all turn your taste settings to the highest to experience the deliciousness of the chicken soup, that way the buff will be stronger!"

As he spoke, he looked around and saw everyone eager to try the soup.

"I have something to do at home, my wife is about to give birth, I'm going offline first, see you tomorrow."

buff would perfectly enhance them.

Vladimir calculated in his mind, "Mike said 200%, he must have exaggerated the effect. I

think it's at most 100%, no, 50%!"

If it could increase by 50%, how could Vladimir possibly give such a good thing to Dracula?!

"I'll take the risk!"

Vladimir gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, picked up the chicken soup, and downed it in one

gulp!

The resurrected Vladimir's face was livid, gloomy beyond compare.

"Only 20%!"

In his agony, Vladimir made a mental note.

"The things Mike makes are specialties from hell!"

It was simply too disgusting!

...

After rewarding the chicken soup to Vladimir, Mike strolled near the Money Tree and didn't

forget to instruct Dorian.

"No need to pay Vladimir's bonus this month, I've already paid him in advance."

"Understood, Lord Master."

With that, Mike hummed a tune and wandered around casually.

Master Fool appeared beside him, raising an eyebrow. "You seem to be in a good mood

today?"

Mike nodded in agreement.

"Indeed, I found half a copper coin today."

Master Fool:...

After calming down, Master Fool changed the subject.

"By the way, what reward did you get for the SSSS-level conquest rating on the 28th floor?"

Mike was truly in a good mood. This time, he didn't even charge a fee and directly told Master

Fool.

"I was rewarded with a cock!"

As he spoke, Mike placed a brightly cock with a red comb on the ground.

The cock took a few steps forward and raised its head. It felt like its life had reached a crucial

moment, it should do something!

Push!

It's out!

An oval-shaped object rolled on the ground.

The cock crowed proudly, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

Looking at the golden egg on the ground, Mike beamed, pointing at the cock and saying, "I

was rewarded with an egg-laying cock!"

A cock that laid golden eggs!