Chapter 809

I have to ask for a ticket! It's OK to make a chapter. Now the tickets are really too few. Can you give Xiaomi a little passion?

================As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire. But the key is that most men are visual animals, and the vision is very picky, but the number of goddesses is far greater than dinosaurs, so inevitably, many men will become poor spare wheel. The only difference is that some spare tires don't know they are, while some men are willing to be spare tires.

As a spare tire, it is not the most tragic thing, because the spare tire is still useful after all. When the goddess encounters a change of mood and needs comfort, the role of the spare tire will appear. However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her endless emotional stories that are more smelly and long than Aunt Wang's foot binding. However, this emotional story has nothing to do with the spare tire. Male one has someone else.

What's worse, when the goddess was drunk, she scolded "so and so, the king. Eight eggs, my mother gave him everything, and he dared to..." This kind of words, qualified spare tire immediately need to be followed by a sentence, "so and so do not know how to cherish, that is his blindness.".

There's no way. That's what the spare tire means. As a spare tire, if you don't listen to the story and vent of these changes, there is no value at all.

I can imagine the pain of spare tire.

However, Qin Lang said that there was a worse role than the spare tire, which made Tao Ruoxiang curious, so she asked the result quickly.

"Worse than the spare, of course, the jack." Qin Lang explained with a smile, "do you want to use a jack when driving and changing the spare wheel? If the goddess's spare tire doesn't work, the jack will be qualified to top the spare tire, right? "

After listening to Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but she felt a bit out of place. Now she should be very depressed.

Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang and didn't laugh. He thought that teacher Tao's smile was really high, but I don't believe you can laugh or not. So Qin Lang went on to say, "in fact, being a man, spare tire and Jack are not the worst. There are worse than these two titles."

"What is that?" Asked Tao Ruoxiang.

"Air pump."

Qin Lang explained solemnly, "Jack, there is still a chance to top. Do you know when this pump will come into use? That's when it comes to abortion. "

Tao Ruoxiang was stunned at first, and then suddenly understood Qin Lang's point of smile. He couldn't help laughing again. However, when she broke out, Qin Lang's classmates immediately suffered and were sprayed with a face of beer by Tao Ruoxiang.

No one will feel comfortable when they are sprayed with saliva, but the only thing that comes out of a beautiful woman's mouth, no matter whether it's saliva or beer, will not be disgusting. So Qin Lang didn't get angry. Instead, he smiled at Tao Ruoxiang and waited for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.

It's a pity that Tao Ruoxiang seems to have seen through Qin Lang's idea. When her hand is about to reach Qin Lang's face, she quickly shrinks back and says, "take the tissue and wipe it yourself!"

Qin Lang knew that he should not show the expression of enjoying it too early. He could only reach for the paper towel handed by Tao Ruoxiang. However, he felt Tao Ruoxiang's palm with a little static electricity.

Tao Ruoxiang gives Qin Lang a look, but she can't help looking at this guy with a smile on his face. In the past, when she was a "Tao teacher", Tao Ruoxiang could barely "hold" Qin Lang, but now she finds that her deterrent to Qin Lang seems to be weaker and weaker.

Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he could not overtly and overtly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly became serious: "listen to the joke, your mood is better for Aunt Tao. Now can you tell why you are depressed? By the way, I'm sure it's not because of change. If it is, I'll leave right away. I don't want to be a spare. "

"Don't worry, you're not a spare." Tao Ruoxiang also said positively, adding by the way, "you can't even count as a pump!"

"Ah Then I'll be relieved. "

As Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxiang was just drinking muggy wine, but not for the sake of drunkenness, so she didn't suffer from emotional change, but just met with dissatisfaction at work.

Originally, Tao Ruoxiang was admitted to the police system. With Qin Lang's help, he had nailed a nail on the board. However, just when Tao Ruoxiang was ready to show off her skills, something unexpected happened:

because she was a novice plus a girl, and because she was inexperienced and needed to strengthen her exercise, she was temporarily seconded to work in other departments, so that she could not participate in the case.

"My aunt Tao, are you angry about this?" Qin Lang said, "although it's a little disincentive, it should be a normal procedure."

"Normal shit! I don't think I'm a girl. The most important thing is that I don't know how to have a relationship, so I'll deliberately exclude me. " Tao Ruoxiang looked indignant and seemed to be wronged by Tianda.

"I would venture to ask you, Auntie Tao, which department are you on loan to now?"

This problem seems to make Tao Ruoxiang hard to talk about, so she took another sip of wine and said angrily: "City Love Health Committee! You know what I'm doing? Let me send a flyer, mouse medicine to all units and communities, in addition to mice, cockroaches, and even indicators! Not only how many rodenticides should be distributed, but also how many kilograms of rats and cockroaches have been killed, which has a damn indicator! "

"Er..."

Qin Lang finally understood Tao Ruoxiang's grievance. Obviously, she is a high-quality criminal investigation student. It's enough to be seconded to other units for exercise. How can she not be bothered by such a "mysterious department".

"Aunt Tao, I think you should be more open." In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brains to find some laughs. "I think you should think so. Why did you join the police system? Isn't it just killing people? You are now in the Aiwei society. It's also for the sake of the people. What's more, how powerful it is to eliminate the four evils! "

To eliminate the four pests is naturally to eliminate rats, cockroaches, mosquitoes and flies, which is one of the key tasks of the Aiwei society. If Qin Lang didn't listen to Zheng Yingwen tonight, he didn't know there was such a mysterious department.

"Prestige, prestige, you!" Tao Ruoxiang scolded, "what a heartless guy! I want you to comfort me a few words. You know how to make fun of me!"

"Who said I didn't comfort you? Don't you feel much better now?" Qin Lang still has no skin and no face to smile.

"Yes, I'm in a good mood now, because you are my" pump ", specially for me."

"It's not funny, bad luck!" Qin Lang snorted. He didn't want to be someone's "pump" one day.

In Qin Lang's view, it's as sad as being a father.

"Strange to say, there seem to be a lot of mice recently." Qin Lang suddenly said something deeply, because Qin Lang suddenly realized that what he talked to people tonight seemed to be related to mice.