Chapter 109: Opening Restrictions

Chapter 109: Opening Restrictions

Kaleidoscope of Death by Xi Zixu

When the two left the bathroom, they headed straight back to the living room and found Xiao Ji, whod gotten the stethoscope out of the chest the day before.

Yesterday Xiao Ji had opened three chests all in one breath. He was fortunate to not have immediately died. One chest had an item for the humans to use, one had a skill for Hako Onna, and one had been empty.

When Lin Qiushi and Ruan Nanzhu found Xiao Ji, Wei Xiude was sitting beside him.

Ruan Nanzhu explained the situation, indicating that the stethoscope could distinguish whether or not the Hako Onna was inside a chest. If they opened the chest after using it, then the risk would be greatly diminished.

Wei Xiude didnt say anything after, but Xiao Ji shot to attention.

Really? This stethoscopes really that useful? Then weve hit the jackpot, we can just listen our way through.

There must be a usage limit on this item, Ruan Nanzhu said. You can go try it on a chest first.

After listening to their conversation, Wei Xiude still didnt speak up, acting as if he was just a bystander. Though he seemed harmless, nobody who made it to their tenth door was easy pickingseverybody was quite clear on this. Plus, all the newbies hed brought along was telling.

Xiao Ji put on the stethoscope and picked out a random chest in the living room. Putting the stethoscope to the wooden exterior, he gave it a long listen before turning around and saying, theres no sound inside.

Try opening it, Ruan Nanzhu said.

Why dont you do it? Xiao Ji said. Im a bit scared.

He said he was scared, but there wasnt a single touch of fright on his face. Clearly, he just didnt want to shoulder the risk of opening the chest.

Ruan Nanzhus lips curved up.

Sure, I can do it, but if I open up an item, who gets to keep it?

Xiao Ji said, me, of course. Im the one who picked this chest.

Ruan Nanzhu, lazily, as if. I take all the risks and you keep all the benefits?

Xiao Ji thought about it, and seemed to find Ruan Nanzhus words logical. He got ready to open the chest himself, but Ruan Nanzhu suddenly thought of something.

Wait. I want to give the chest a listen.

Hm? Xiao Ji was a bit thrown.

Ruan Nanzhu first pressed himself to the chest and listened for a while. And then he waved Lin Qiushi and Liang Miye over. The three listened around the chest for another bit of time, until Ruan Nanzhu finally got up and gave Xiao Ji a wave.

Okay, open it.

At least Xiao Ji was brave. Among the newbies whod entered, he wasnt in a bad condition, nor did he show any signs of pending emotional breakdown. After rubbing his palms together, he took hold of the lid of the chest and gave it a hefty lift

The chest opened with a click, revealing the empty bottom. There was nothing inside.

Empty. Xiao Ji was disappointed that they hadnt opened up any useful items.

Come here for a second, Ruan Nanzhu said. Come with me to the bathroom.

Ah. Xiao Ji eyed Ruan Nanzhu up and down. That'snot gonna work, right?

Ruan Nanzhu, I said come to the bathroom, not use it. Lets go.

Xiao Ji laughed and followed Ruan Nanzhu to the bathroom.

Lin Qiushi followed and very quickly understood what Ruan Nanzhu wanted to do. He saw Ruan Nanzhu bring Xiao Ji to a certain stall and point at the chest inside.

Listen to that with your stethoscope.

This chest was the one that used False Answers just now to trick Lin Qiushi into opening it. If there were restrictions on the Hako Onnas motions, then she couldnt have left this chest in such a short amount of time. From the difference between these two chests, they had a lot of information to gain: first was what sounds came out of a chest with the Hako Onna inside, and second was the usage limit for the stethoscope.

Xiao Ji took out the stethoscope and, just like before, pressed the listening end to the wooden chest. Moments later, his expression changed and he swore a low, oh fuck.

Heard something? Ruan Nanzhu asked.

Yes, Xiao Ji said. Theres a kid crying inside

He quickly stowed the stethoscope away, clearly unwilling to listen to more.

Ruan Nanzhu approached the chest and gave it a few pats, saying, seems like she really is inside. If we find any key items, we can actually give them a try.

They had yet to find any items that could be used against the Hako Onna, however.

Your stethoscope can be used at least twice. If you get a chance tomorrow, you can try using it a third time, Ruan Nanzhu said. Its a really good item, congratulations.

Hah, no need for that, I just got lucky, Xiao Ji replied off-handedly.

Wei Xiude had been standing quietly at the side this whole time. It was only now that he smiled and chimed in, thats right, Xiao Jis always been lucky. I would never have wanted to help him pass the doors otherwise.

Thanks, Wei-ge, Xiao Ji answered with his own smile.

Though he was thanking Wei Xiude, there wasnt actually that much gratitude in his eyes. It seemed he wasnt an idiot either. After all, even though they were newbies, the group was at least of average intellect. They had parsed the fact that Wei Xiude had conscripted them as cannon fodder. It was just that they were less lucky this time around, and were encountering a door world beyond the average.

After confirming the stethoscopes usability, Ruan Nanzhu said he wanted to check out the second floor again next, so Xiao Ji and Wei Xiude left.

When they were gone, however, Ruan Nanzhu was still in no hurry to leave the bathroom. He approached the chest again, bending down and pressing his head to it to listen. Then he beckoned Lin Qiushi over.

What is it? Lin Qiushi asked.

You try it, Ruan Nanzhu said. Who knows if the stethoscope actually has special powers, or if its just an amplifier. If its only an amplifier

He paused, peeked at Lin Qiushi, and grinned.

Then dont we have an even better one right here?

Lin Qiushi laughed. It cant just be an amplifier, right? Or I could just hear it all, what would the items be for?

As he spoke, he too pressed his ear to the wooden chestbut the moment he made contact, he really did hear a soft soundwhich, upon careful listen, sounded like a young girl crying.

The change in Lin Qiushis expression gave Ruan Nanzhu his answer.

What? You really can hear it?

I hear it. Lin Qiushis eyes were wide. I really do hear it.

He checked again and again that this wasnt his imagination. He really could hear the sound from inside the chest.

Fuck, this has gotta be cheating. Liang Miye had also heard their conversation from off to the side. Then Linlin can tell whats in all the chests?

No, Ruan Nanzhu said. Theres a use limit on the stethoscope, so there might be one on Lin Qiushi too. Its still best to be careful. But at leastwe have two tries per day.

The air in the dining room was deadly silent.

A bit on-edge from all the people staring at him, Xiao Ji let out a humorless laugh.

What are you all looking at me for?

Can the food be shared? Sun Yuanzhou asked. Xiao Ji, feed me a bite.

Ah?? Spooked by Sun Yuanzhou sitting right next to him, Xiao Ji jumped to his feet. Man, dont be like that, Im not interested in men.

Sun Yuanzhou gnashed his teeth.

Im also not interested in men! We cant eat the food, and youre the only one who can even use the chopsticks

Seeing that Xiao Ji was still clueless, Sun Yuanzhou picked up his chopsticks and decided to give Xiao Ji a practical demonstration.

At first Xiao Ji thought that Sun Yuanzhou was joking, because surely it was too absurd. But when he saw that everybody elses expressions were deadly serious, he realized this wasnt a joke.

You guys mean that if you dont open a chest, you cant eat?

Yes, Ruan Nanzhu said.

So why could we eat breakfast? Xiao Ji asked.

Liang Miye made a joke that wasnt funny at all: Maybe they were worried wed have low blood sugar?

Hurry up and try to see if you can feed me or not. Sun Yuanzhou was a bit impatient. Im starving.

Xiao Ji, can I try on somebody else?

His glance slid toward Ruan Nanzhu. Feeding a beautiful young lady, after all, was a far more joyous affair than feeding a rough and tumble old guy.

Sun Yuanzhou sneered, you sure got a lot of shit to say.

Xiao Ji,

Under the force of Sun Yuanzhous glower, Xiao Ji unwillingly compromised. He picked up a bite of food in his chopsticks and began delivering it into Sun Yuanzhous mouth. But before it could get there, Xiao Ji felt a blockage around the chopsticks in his hands. It should have been within easy reach, but he simply couldnt put the food into Sun Yuanzhous mouth.

Great. Seeing this, the group had irrefutable evidence to the truth of the hypothesis. Someone at the table blew a fuse, swearing in dialect: This dick shite of a door, son of a cunt.

Lin Qiushi kind of wanted to laugh at his words, but it didnt feel appropriate. So he covered his mouth with a hand.

What do we do? Liang Miye was crumbling a bit. If we want to eat we have to open the chestsDammit, I knew there had to be a time limit.

And theyd thought the door was showing them mercy for once. Whod have thought it had been lying in wait right here?

There was indeed a bug in this game. If players didnt open any chests, then the Hako Onna couldnt make her moves. With enough time, they could use one item on every single chest. They could even amass a lot of useful items.

For the Hako Onna to kill, after all, there was the necessary condition.

But the door was blockading off that potential path right now. It was also giving them a multiple choice problem: they could either get grabbed by the Hako Onna, or they could starve to death inside the mansion.

Xiao Ji had also understood his own peculiar position. He grabbed a bowl in a hurry and shoveled in a few mouthfuls of rice, mumbling, Im gonna eat first then, if you guys dont mind

Everybodys eyes on him were like they couldnt wait to eat him alive.

Liang Miye let out one long exhale before looking at Ruan Nanzhu.

What do we do, Zhu Meng?

Ruan Nanzhu, what can we do? Were not eating then. Dropping the chopsticks, he got to his feet. Lets go.

Lin Qiushi and Lin Qiushi followed him out the dining room. The other veterans gradually left as well. Somberness painted everybodys faces.

Xiao Ji also knew he was just begging to be resented, so after scarfing down all the rice in his bowl, he also quickly took off.

Lin Qiushis group returned to their room. The three sat down in intense quiet.

We dont eat today, Ruan Nanzhu spoke placidly. We wait until Linlin gives some chests a listen tomorrow, and then eat.

Starving for one day wouldnt kill you, but opening up just one wrong box could mean your life.

Didnt think thered be this kind of limitation, Liang Miye said. Its practically forcing us to suicide.

In the tabletop, there was no such issue of forcing players to open chests. It was only a game, after all, and to win the game, players would certainly go looking for and opening chests.

But it was different now that the game had become reality. What they would lose wasnt that tiny unimportant character role, but their own lives. If they had the option, who would put their own lives on the line? Theyd all rather stay in the mansion for longer than take this kind of risk.

Now, however, with such a restriction, the door was forcing the players into activity.

All the veteran readily accepted this reality, but to the newbies, this was too cruel of a development.

Even on the second floor, Lin Qiushi could hear their wailing from the first. In between the wails were terrible cries: I dont want to open the chests, I dont want to open themI want to leave, let me out!!

Somebody began to batter at the door, trying to escape from the mansion.

Wei Xiude, Wei Xiude! You said youd protect us! Someone else had gone to find Wei Xiude, and spoke with a shaky voice. What are we meant to do now!

Wei Xiude calmed them down with some superficial comfort, saying things like there would definitely be a solution. As for what that solution could be, he wasnt likely to know himself.

But Lin Qiushi could tell he indeed wasnt in a rush. Xiao Ji was in his group and was in possession of a key item. They could open two chests per day, so he and Xiao Ji at least were saved.

This sudden rule plunged the entire mansion into chaos. By the time the dust settled, it was already evening.

Sun Yuanzhou gathered everyone on the first floor and called for a group meeting.

Everybody sat in dead silence around the table, listening to Sun Yuanzhou speak. Weve already come to this point. Does everybody understand now that this is a team effort?

He slammed his hand onto the table.

We have to work together, or were all dying inside this door!

Afte a long beat of silence, somebody spoke: How do we work together?

Well start by opening chests, Sun Yuanzhou said. I wont force you. You can starve to death if youd like.

But, after opening a chest, please stick a slip of paper on the chest to prevent repeats. They should also write what they found inside the chests on the paper.

Okay, Ruan Nanzhu agreed, hands on his elbows. But what happens if somebody lies?

Then we kick the liar out of the group, Sun Yuanzhou answered coldly. The Hako Onna is annoying enough, we dont have the energy for infighting. I hope every single one of us can be dead clear on this point.

Translators Note:

Ive always been on the liberal side when it comes to translating curses, but if someone who knowsis it Chongqing? Sichuan?dialect wants to give me an English equivalent for Id love to know it (This dick shite of a door, son of a cunt). Its just vibes rn skdjfnkds