Chapter 276： prime minister resigns

After all the Tuvaluans successfully migrated to the Auckland Islands, Li Daniu arranged for Burns to hold a press conference.

"From today, the Auckland Islands officially changed its name to New Tuvalu. The supreme leader of the country is Tarek II, and the government is formed by the Prime Minister appointed by His Majesty the King. Minister of Works, Minister of Manpower..."

"I am the first Prime Minister of New Tuvalu personally appointed by His Majesty the King. Here I announce that the Supreme Court, the Attorney-General's Office, and the National Security Agency will be formed. The National Security Agency will govern the New Tuvalu Police, Customs , Immigration Department, Correctional Services Department, Fire Services Department, Government Flying Service, Auxiliary Medical Service and Civil Aid Service.”

"New Tuvalu will set up its own national defense system and implement a compulsory military service system. The supreme commander is His Majesty the King Tarek II. There will be 3 levels of generals (Lieutenant General, Major General, Brigadier General), 3 levels of school officers, and 4 levels Lieutenant..."

"Set up a parliament, formed by elected members. The prime minister has the right to choose members from parliament to form a cabinet."

The content of this press conference is actually not new. It is basically the composition of a complete national regime.

But the meaning of this press conference is completely different.

Some netizens commented: "A country with a bigger fart, what are you doing with so many moths?"

"What do you know? This is called a small sparrow that has all five internal organs. If a country wants to develop, it must first improve its own physique and ensure social stability."

"Then why didn't Tuvalu in the past set up so many messy things?"

"That's because the previous Tuvalu was useless. So many government agencies not only need enough money, but also need to have enough people. Half a year ago, what did Tuvalu have? I heard that even drinking water , It also needs to be imported from foreign countries, and even needs assistance from other countries to ensure the supply of drinking water.”

"I agree that Tuvalu is rich now, but don't forget one thing, that is, there is not enough population in Tuvalu now. He has set up so many functional departments, but there are not so many civil servants at all. Isn't it still the same superficial effort and formalism?"

"Population? Don't you know that Tuvalu has opened several batches of immigration qualifications? And, after they have enough living space, they will definitely open immigration qualifications again. Otherwise, so many buildings in the new Tuvalu plan , could it be lived by ghosts?"

"It's only more than 600 square kilometers in total. It's not as big as the city in my hometown. How many people can it support?"

"Singapore has more than 5 million people, and their land area is only 713 square kilometers, how much larger than New Tuvalu? Moreover, if someone sees the planning map of New Tuvalu, they should be able to see Come out, the new Tuvalu is going to carry out land reclamation work in the later stage. As for how much area will be filled? I think that with the consistent generous efforts of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, it will definitely not be small."

"Speaking of which, I have applied for immigration to New Tuvalu and have been approved. I am considering whether to go or not."

"Upstairs, I will offer you one hundred thousand dollars to buy your immigration qualification. Of course, you have to agree to my plastic surgery to look like you."

"Don't be stupid upstairs, the new Tuvalu immigration application will also verify fingerprints and other information, even if you have plastic surgery, it is useless."

…

Aside from the talk of being too neo-Tuvaluan, there was a lot of discussion about how the New Zealand government would react.

"Do you think the New Zealand government dares to forcibly take back the Auckland Islands, or the current New Tuvalu?"

"Why not? A round of missile salvos can wipe out New Tuvalu."

"If New Tuvalu is wiped out, then is it necessary for the New Zealand government to take back New Tuvalu? Don't they just take a fancy to the infrastructure built by His Majesty the King on New Tuvalu?"

"Is there something wrong with the head upstairs? How could the New Zealand government take a fancy to the investment of tens of billions of dollars? They just don't want to have a force that can threaten their national security."

"The head upstairs is the real problem. Are you an idiot? Australia is not far from New Zealand, and its military power is much stronger than that of New Tuvalu. Why don't you see New Zealand protesting Australia's annual military budget? "

"Agree, the United States and China still have nuclear weapons, and they can even use intercontinental missiles to hit most countries in the world. Why don't they protest openly and say that they want to destroy all nuclear weapons and intercontinental missiles? After all, they are still greedy. Thinking that New Tuvalu has no ability to resist, it ended up hitting itself in the foot."

"One minute of sympathy for the people of New Zealand. If you want to blame your government for being kicked by a donkey. However, judging from the performance of His Majesty the New Tuvalu King, he is still very kind. Otherwise, the cyber attack will be extended for another ten minutes. There will be massive riots in New Zealand."

"I think this is the cleverness of His Majesty the King. I will give you a ruthless blow to let you know how powerful I am, without causing you too much harm, lest the other party come to death."

"I'm thinking, what will the New Zealand government do after seeing the press conference of New Tuvalu? Shy-headed or head-on?"

…

Discussions on the Internet are in full swing, and the New Zealand government is in dire straits.

Demonstrations have started all over the country. Those countries and forces that previously supported themselves to trouble Tuvalu have shut up and started to solve the problems they may face. At this time, New Tuvalu A press conference was held and the New Zealand government was slapped severely in the face.

"What should we do?"

Cabinet meetings and parliamentary discussions, the New Zealand government found no solution to the problem after a few days of meetings. Moreover, not only could they not resist the slap that New Tuvalu slapped them in the face, but they even greeted them with smiles.

How aggrieved this is.

If there is regret medicine in this world, then these leaders of the New Zealand government are absolutely willing to exchange all they have for a regret medicine.

Why did you want to take back the Auckland Islands because of greed?

"The crowd of demonstrators has expanded again, and there is no sign of weakening." After someone reported the situation, these politicians who wanted to avoid the limelight gave up their last hope.

…

Five days have passed since the darkest minutes in New Zealand's history, and the Prime Minister of New Zealand held a televised conference.

"Here, please allow me to apologize to all the people of New Zealand. Due to personal family reasons, I will submit an application for resignation. Government affairs will be managed by the Governor-General and await the succession of the new Prime Minister."

This sentence, in just ten minutes, spread all over the world, and the headlines of the media in various countries began to report wantonly.

The whole world was shocked, even the protesters in New Zealand were also shocked, because no one could have imagined that the prime minister of New Zealand would be responsible for this blame, and even let the blame be suppressed directly.

Personal and family reasons?

I don't believe it.

Compared with the worldwide impact caused by the resignation of the Prime Minister of New Zealand in a short period of time, an announcement on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the New Zealand government has not yet caused large-scale waves.

"Welcome the people of Tuvalu to relocate to New Tuvalu, and hope that the two countries will be good-neighborly and friendly and cooperate with each other in the future." (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.