On the first day of the New Tuvalu Celebration, what all tourists and netizens who follow this event all over the world are most looking forward to is not the free high-end food and drinks, nor the performances of global stars and performance teams, or even Not a sweepstakes with a 100 percent chance of winning.
Because today is the day when the genius king of New Tuvalu holds another press conference.
At 8 o'clock in the morning, 30% of the tourists who had arrived in New Tuvalu yesterday gathered at the press conference. The remaining 70% is not because they are not looking forward to this press conference, but because after twelve o'clock last night, in New Tuvalu, all kinds of high-end drinks and delicacies from all over the world have begun Free supply.
As long as you can still eat, eat whatever you want. You can drink whatever you want if you can still drink it. As long as you have the energy, the performances are non-stop 24 hours a day.
This unprecedented carnival activity naturally made those tourists who arrived in New Tuvalu after a long-distance flight unable to control their usual work and rest habits, and most of them carried out an all-night carnival.
If it weren't for the joint medical team of the peacekeeping force to monitor most of the people participating in the celebration in real time, then, from twelve o'clock last night to eight o'clock this morning, many tourists would definitely have died of alcohol poisoning.
But even if certain means can be used to limit some people's alcoholism, it is impossible to prevent the hangover of most people.
And these hangover people, there is no way to get up to attend their long-awaited press conference of the new King of Tuvalu.
When Li Daniu arrived at the press conference, he was also taken aback by the number of people present. There were more than 10,000 tourists, as well as thousands of reporters and photographers from major media around the world, plus some new Tuvaluans who regarded Li Daniu as the savior.
The stadium of 30,000 people was full.
Nearly 10,000 people stood in front of the eight large screens on the periphery of the stadium. These tourists arrived in New Tuvalu today. They arrived late, so they did not get admission tickets.
"Is this the product launch conference with the largest number of participants in history?" Li Daniu straightened his collar, rejected the makeup artist arranged by Castro, and said, "Of course, I'm talking about the live audience. If you count Netizens watching on the Internet, I think, there is no press conference that can compare with this one."
"There were more than 30,000 people at the scene. In fact, there were nearly 10,000 people outside the stadium. These people can also be counted in the number of people at the scene." Castro said: "Your Majesty, congratulations, you have made history again."
"What kind of history is this?" Li Daniu shook his head and said, "If you want a large audience, many companies can invite people to participate, or add some performances to attract the audience."
"The problem is your press conference, all the participants are spontaneous." Castro said: "And, according to the news from the Youto website, the number of IPs watching your live broadcast has reached 150 million This shows that at least 200 million people around the world are watching your press conference, which is even more than the last time."
"The last time was because not many people believed that the product I released could change the world." Li Daniu smiled and said: "After the last press conference, the trust of netizens in me should have increased a lot. .”
It's not just an improvement, it's almost doubled several times. Castro sighed in his heart, as Li Daniu's current number one assistant, and even led a team of assistants, Castro can be said to be the closest person in the world to Li Daniu, even better than the Prime Minister of New Tuvalu, Byrne S is even closer.
Even so, when Li Daniu released the virtual reality technology, he was shocked, not to mention those netizens who don't know Li Daniu?
"Your Majesty, I believe that after this press conference, the world's expectations for your next product launch will definitely increase again."
"Don't be afraid of flattery." Li Daniu looked at himself in the mirror, and said simply and refreshingly, "I don't seem to have any problems."
After a few words of admiration, Castro said, "Your Majesty, if you are willing to let a makeup artist do your makeup, you will definitely eclipse idols all over the world."
"I'm naturally beautiful, so I don't need any makeup." Li Daniu waved his hands, ignoring the makeup artist whose eyes were shining, and walked towards the channel leading to the release platform.
At this time, the opening host also got the news that Li Daniu had entered the channel. After a few words, he shouted in a passionate voice: "Now, let us welcome the most talented person in the world, from New Tuvalu. Your Majesty the King!"
Amid the warm cheers and applause from the audience, Li Daniu appeared on the stage in the middle of the stadium sitting on the elevator.
"Welcome everyone to my country, and welcome netizens to watch my product launch this time through the Internet." Li Daniu said with a microphone: "Here, I would like to ask if the site has participated in the event that started at twelve o'clock last night. Visitors to the celebration, are you satisfied with our New Tuvalu celebration?"
"satisfy!"
The cheers and applause of the audience sounded again.
After waiting for a minute, Li Daniu stretched out his hand and pressed it falsely, and the cheers and applause at the scene stopped.
"If you feel satisfied, then I hope you can tell all your friends about the joy you got in New Tuvalu, and let the whole world know how hospitable our New Tuvalu is!"
After all the responses, Li Daniu finally felt the meaning of the word today, and stretched out his hand to press it again to silence the scene. After that, Li Daniu entered the theme of today's press conference.
"Before, many people may know that I have purchased a batch of materials and equipment worth billions of dollars through some news reports, and many people have speculated about the direction and products I am going to research. However, no one People can guess the real answer."
Li Daniu looked around at the quiet crowd and said, "Actually, I can't blame those experts and scholars, because before I started researching, I didn't know what I would research."
There was a burst of light laughter at the scene.
Li Daniu continued: "Many times, scientific research, or product research, does not have a clear direction. And many great inventions are also produced inadvertently. For example, steam engines, electricity, and this time I invention of..."
Hearing what Li Daniu said, many people couldn't help but concentrate. Because both the steam engine and electricity are inventions that have truly changed the world and promoted social progress. But Li Daniu put his invention this time together with the steam engine and electricity.
What does it mean?
Some people have more expectations out of trust in Li Daniu's previous performance. Some people sneered at what Li Daniu said, thinking that he was putting gold on his own face.
But no matter what kind of attitude it is, they are paying more attention to the next link.
Li Daniu stood on the stage and said: "Before introducing my invention, I really want to ask you a question, that is, what is the one thing you are most worried about when you go out?"
Because the scene is too big, Li Daniu can only choose reporters who are closer to the stage to answer questions I am most worried about not having money! "
"I am most worried about being alone, because it will be very lonely."
"Worried about being robbed."
"Worried about getting lost, worried about accidents."
"Worried about my baby."
…
I clicked on more than a dozen reporters, but they gave completely different answers. Some of the audience on the scene and on the Internet agreed with these answers, and some did not agree with them.
Li Daniu stopped selecting the answerers, and said: "It turns out that there are so many things to worry about when you go out, so why do you still go out? Wouldn't it be better to stay at home?"
After a burst of laughter, Li Daniu continued: "I also have a worry, and I think that in modern society, and even in the future, more and more people will have this worry. That is... no electricity!" (To be completed continued.)