New York, USA, is one of the most prosperous metropolises in the world.
In a high school in the suburbs of New York, there was an ordinary high school student named Dave. Like most ordinary high school students, Dave's academic performance is not good, and his interpersonal relationship in the college is not very good.
His mother died of illness, and Dave, who lives with his unmarried father, has only two hobbies: reading comics and masturbating!
Because of the lack of social activities to release excessive energy and the usual bullying by gangsters, Dave has always been curious about a question.
"You say, why doesn't anyone want to be a superhero?"
In a bookstore, Dave asked his only two friends what he thought was a great question.
Dave's friends Matt and Todd are naturally the same as him. Lack of social activities, usually bullied by gangsters. I can only rely on comics as my spiritual sustenance all day long, and then go back to my room, **** a certain relatively plump woman, such as their English teacher, and then waste a few tissues.
Matt is a fat man with glasses, holding the comic book without looking up and said: "Because it's too difficult."
Dave said puzzledly: "What's the problem? As long as you have a uniform and wear a mask, wouldn't it be enough?"
Holding the cup of milk tea, Todd took a deep sip and said, "Dude, you are talking about heroes, not superheroes. Superheroes should have superpowers, such as flying, invulnerability, and infinite strength."
Dave shrugged and said, "Guys, have you forgotten Bruce Wayne? He is an ordinary person without any superpowers, but he has become the killer of criminals—Batman!"
Todd burst out laughing, and said, "You're talking about comics, but we live in reality. In the real world, there is no such equipment as he has. Moreover, he is a rich man, and rich people will really Will you cover your face and fight crime?"
Matt also raised his head, hummed twice in agreement, and then continued to look down at the comic book in his hand.
Dave became a little emotional and said, "What I'm talking about is in the real world, why no one wants to do this? Don't you think it's strange?"
Matt raised his head again and said, "If someone does this in reality, they must be looking for a beating."
Dave sighed and said: "I'm not saying that it's advisable to do this, but I want to know why no one has done it? Everyone likes superheroes, but after so many years, why hasn't anyone tried it? ?”
"Because you don't get paid to be a superhero, and you don't have the opportunity to date a female fan if you cover your face," Todd said.
Matt retorted: "Haven't you watched "The Story Spider-Man and I Have to Tell", the Spider-Man in that movie, every time he saves a female fan, he will have an in-depth communication with the female fan."
When Todd laughed knowingly, Dave asked inexplicably: "What the **** is that, the new Spider-Man series? Why haven't I seen it?"
Todd and Matt looked at Dave at the same time, and said with a wretched smile: "Yes, we will send you the link when we get back."
"I still have a link to One Night of the Flash, would you like to see it?"
Dave instantly understood what his two friends were talking about, smiled wryly, and stopped the topic he had raised.
For this group of high school students with excess energy in a certain aspect, this kind of topic will never be missing every time they chat. Expecting them to discuss philosophical questions about why no one wants to be a superhero is like asking a pig to draw a picture.
Although put the brush into the pig's mouth, it can also draw things on the drawing board. But is it really art? In other words, what is the difference between art and this kind of painting?
After drinking the milk tea, the three left the bookstore.
Todd and Dave stopped by, and after saying goodbye to Matt, the two walked into an alley, which was the shortest way back home.
"Hey, you two come here."
While Todd and Dave were discussing the plot of a comic, an unusually active voice suddenly sounded.
The two turned their heads to look, and stood still for an instant, not daring to move at all.
"I said, let you come here, didn't you hear me?"
It was a white man with tattoos all over his body who shouted. Seeing Dave and the two of them standing still, he immediately led his companion to the side of Dave and the two of them.
Seeing that Dave and Dave were still afraid to say anything, the white gangster became more and more arrogant, and said, "What are you holding in your hand?"
Todd said tremblingly, "It's all comic books!"
After the white man ripped off the bag, he glanced at it and threw it on the ground, then said, "Give me your mobile phones and money."
Dave and Dave immediately took out their own money without hesitation. As for the mobile phone, only Dave took out one.
The white gangster patted Todd's face and said, "I said, there's still a cell phone!"
Todd said very aggrieved: "I was robbed yesterday, so... I haven't had time to buy a mobile phone yet."
The white **** and his accomplice laughed and said, "You're a **** piece of shit."
Seeing the backs of the two gangsters leaving arrogantly, Todd said very nervously: "Let's go quickly, or they will come back and beat us."
Dave's gaze at this time was fixed on the window of a nearby residential building, because he had clearly seen just now that a person stood at the window and saw this scene, and directly chose to close the curtains.
"Why doesn't anyone want to be a superhero?"
With this question in mind, Dave was pulled away by Todd. After returning home, Dave didn't know which muscle in his head was wrong, so he bought a jumpsuit and mask on the Internet.
"I want to be a superhero!"
When Dave said his wish to the green jumpsuit on the computer screen, he didn't notice that there was a very small fly stuck on the ceiling of his room.
Moreover, in the past few days, this fly has been following him, and his actions have been recorded by the mechanical compound eyes of this fly, and then transmitted to a high-end hotel in the center of New York. in the suite.
Li Daniu was wearing a comfortable nightgown, holding a glass of high-end red wine that cost 200 dollars to cork, and looked at the screen projected by the Apocalypse armor in the living room.
"It seems that the hero's desire to be a superhero is still as firm as ever."
Li Daniu, who has watched the movie, knows very well that when the clothes Dave ordered arrive, he will look like a fool, wearing that ridiculous green uniform and green mask to stop the crime. Then, he was stabbed by two car thieves and hit by a passing car.
Of course, he didn't get any superpowers because of this, but because of the car accident, his motor nerves and reaction speed were slower than ordinary people.
Even after lying in the hospital for half a year because of this, Dave still did not give up his dream of being a superhero, and continued to use his thin body to fight crimes. As a result, it is natural that the nose is bruised and the face is swollen from frequent beatings.
"It's a pity, you have the heart of a superhero, but you don't have the ability of a superhero. Mad, it seems that there is no sense of accomplishment in changing the fate of a mentally retarded person?"
Li Daniu took a sip of the red wine in the glass, and then followed the tutorial on tasting red wine that he had seen before, and tasted it carefully with the tip of his tongue in his mouth.
"Bah! What the hell."
After spitting out the red wine, Li Daniu put the glass in the trash can, and said loudly, "Friday, have you completed the network invasion of this world?"
The speaker on the Apocalypse Armor sounded: "Master, the first phase of the invasion work has been completed, and the second phase of the invasion work needs to increase the server unit."
Li Daniu laughed and said, "Then first transfer all the black money that is being laundered, or the money in some well-known black money accounts, to my account."
Friday’s voice continued to be sent through Apocalypse Armor and said: "According to calculation and analysis, the amount of black money that can be transferred directly is 1,236.9 billion U.S. dollars. Do you need to transfer all of it to your account?"
Li Daniu was stunned, and asked: "So many, you can't make a mistake, right? How could those people put all the money in their accounts to depreciate?"
Friday replied: "There is no statistical error. In fact, according to the analysis of the customer data of some banks, there are securities funds with greater value. If you need, I can use these securities funds, real estate, etc. Sell it. Or, I can directly modify the balance in your account. According to the number of banks that have been successfully hacked, you can have an unlimited account balance in 9999% of the banks in the world."
Li Daniu suddenly laughed and said, "Doesn't that mean that my bank card is fully charged?"
Friday replied: "You can put it that way."
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