Every high school student has one or more dream girls, and Dave is no exception. EΩ small "say Ww" W. ┡1XIAOSHUO. com
In addition to the plump and **** language teacher, Dave's dream girl is his classmate, the **** and kind Kelly.
As a frustrated man, it was naturally impossible for Dave to have any intersection with Kelly before. But recently, the relationship between Dave and Kelly has been getting better and better.
Of course, unlike the plot in the novel, this has nothing to do with him becoming King Kick-Bian or getting the main **** system.
The reason why the two of them get along so well is that the last time Dave was stabbed by a car thief, he was wearing a Kick-Ass suit. When the ambulance pulled him up, he asked the doctor to take off his Kick-Ass uniform so that no one would know his idiot behavior.
After taking off the tights, what is left on the body?
So, when Dave was hospitalized, a gossip spread wildly on his high school campus: Dave was stripped naked by two male car thieves, and then lost his first ass.
Later, the gossip became: Dave is gay.
Kelly, on the other hand, has always hoped to have a **** man as her best friend, so it seems logical that the relationship between the two has improved.
During a date, Kelly asked with a worried face: "You said, if I leave a message on Kick-off's social account, will he choose to read it?"
Dave said excitedly, "Of course I will. Do you need any help?"
Kelly said: "You know, I am a volunteer at a drug addiction relief center. Some time ago, I met a gangster who took drugs, and now he has been entangled with me. I think, if Kick-Ass is really like him As it is said on social networks, if you are willing to solve troubles for others and help others..."
Dave said very decisively: "Trust me, leave him a message, he will definitely read it, and then choose to help you."
Kelly still had a sad face, and said: "I hope, I will leave him a message when I get back."
After separating from Kelly, Dave ran back to his home, and kept refreshing the message list on the Kick-Ass account.
An hour later, Dave finally saw Kelly's message.
"Mr. Haibian Wang, I need your help...he is on the 7th floor, building 4, No. 7 Avenue, Queens..."
Although I heard Kelly talk about her experience before, but at the moment of seeing the message, Dave felt his anger again.
Picking up the fully charged stun gun and changing into the Kick-Ass tights, Dave shouted, "Lord God, I want to exchange some equipment now, can I send it right away?"
Dave, who had already learned not to fight uncertain battles under the guidance of the Lord God, or Li Daniu, knew that since the other party was a drug addict, or even a drug dealer, he naturally wanted to be more prepared.
Seeing that his current reward points have exceeded 100, Dave is going to exchange for some advanced equipment.
The voice of the Lord God sounded: "This system needs at least 24 hours to generate any item you want to exchange, so if you need it, you can wait until 24 hours before using it."
24 hours?
Dave felt ruthless, and ran out like a thief. He couldn't wait for 24 hours.
After arriving at the destination, it was completely dark. When Dave appeared at the door of the target person, the fat man guarding the door instantly burst into laughter.
"Dude, are you that clown? Listen to me, you're so ugly in that outfit, it's like a green condom"
Unmoved, Dave walked to Fatty's side and said, "I'm here to find Russo."
Fatty's expression became serious in an instant, and he asked, "Who are you?"
Dave replied, "I'm Kylie's friend."
The fat man seemed to know who Kelly was, and opened the door with a black face, letting Dave walk in.
After entering the door, Dave walked into the living room, looked at the five people in the living room and said loudly: "Which of you is Russo?"
A black man with long hair turned his head back on the sand, frowned and asked, "Who are you?"
Dave took a deep breath and said, "I'm Kelly's friend. I'm here today to tell you to stay away from her in the future. If you let me know that you appear in front of her again, I must interrupt you three legs."
After saying this extremely arrogant sentence, Dave felt regretful: It's a pity that Kelly couldn't see this scene.
And the consequence of this sentence is that the four men and one woman in the living room all stood up, and two people directly blocked Dave's back. Russo led another man and a woman, laughing angrily. Asked, "What if I say no? Come on, let me see how you broke my third leg."
Dave became tense in an instant. Although he now had multiple stun guns, he let these people get too close to him because of his lack of experience.
"Then I'll come back tomorrow and let you see how I broke your third leg."
After uttering a harsh word, Dave was about to flee, but was directly caught by the two people behind him.
Russo yelled, "Break his third leg!"
Dave struggled a bit, and before the two people who grabbed him could react, he took out a stun gun from his pocket and shot Russo directly opposite him.
A flash of lightning flashed, and Russo wailed and fell to the ground. The two people who grabbed Dave were stunned for a moment. When they saw Dave turning the gun, they reached out and snatched the click gun, leaving it aside.
"Fuck him!"
After the only woman in the living room roared, she rushed to Russo's side, trying to help him up.
The two people who grabbed Dave also started punching and kicking very obediently.
A few minutes later, Dave, who was a little bruised again, was stepped on the ground. At this time, Russo was also a little more awake. After standing up, he angrily took out a dagger from his pocket, ready to come over and kill Dave.
"Am I going to die? But, I haven't slept with Kelly yet..."
During Dave's frantic struggle, he finally raised his head and saw Russo who was rushing towards him with a knife.
Then, a scene that shocked him appeared.
Russo, who was grinning grinningly, suddenly had a blade on his chest, and the blood spread instantly, dyeing Russo's white shirt red.
Not only everyone in the living room was stunned, even Li Daniu, who had been paying attention here, was also stunned.
"I know you are very violent, but you are an 11-year-old girl after all, how can you be so violent? But, I like it!"
When Dave was at a loss, Russo slowly lay down on the ground, revealing a figure standing behind him.
Purple shorts, black eyepatch, pure black cloak, purple leather tights, a bright yellow weapon belt around the waist, a small black leather skirt under the belt, and under the leather skirt are two tightly wrapped black leather skirts. She had thin legs, and at the end of the two thin legs was a pair of small black leather boots.
The moment Russo fell, the extremely coolly dressed man danced the long-handled knife in his hand with a cold light, and then put it behind him.
"Scumbags, come and die."
An extremely melodious female voice, but the words that come out are very violent. With a height of 1.4 meters, facing a group of adults with an average height of about 1.8 meters, the corners of his mouth formed a beautiful arc.
Li Daniu, who watched this scene through the screen, waved his fist and praised: "It's so handsome."
Russo's subordinates, however, would not choose to die because of the handsomeness of their opponents. They picked up the items around them that could be used as weapons, and rushed towards the short figure.
But that short figure didn't have the slightest fear. After jumping into the air in three steps, he directly waved the long-handled double-ended knife in his hand and made a big circle in the air.
In an instant, the throats of two of Russo's men were cut open, and the splashed blood sprayed directly on Dave's face.
After landing, the short figure turned over and stuck the tip of the knife into the foot of a drug dealer who rushed towards her.
Amidst the screams, the short figure drew out his weapon, squatted down and swept the weapon behind him.
Another drug dealer who had just rushed up behind her had a leg cut off in an instant and fell to the ground. And the broken leg rolled in front of Dave.
Before Dave could cry out in alarm, the short figure jumped up again, pointed down the long-handled sword in his hand, and stabbed the drug dealer whose leg had been cut off directly in the chest.
A wailing sound stopped abruptly!
After the short figure smiled at Dave, he pulled out the long-handled knife and stabbed the sword behind him without looking back, hitting the chest of the drug dealer who had been stabbed in the back of his foot.
Another wail stopped abruptly!
The woman who shouted for Russo's men to **** Dave earlier screamed and rushed to the door.
The short figure showed a smile again Then he raised the long handle in his hand to his shoulder, took a step back, and threw the long handle knife in his hand at the man who had already run to the door like a javelin. woman.
With a dull audible sound, the long-handled knife passed through the woman's back and was firmly inserted into the wooden door.
In less than a minute, the five people in the living room were all dead on the ground.
With a roar, Dave threw himself at the stun gun lying on the ground beside him. He lifted it up and aimed at the short figure, shouting, "Don't come here."
The short figure withdrew her long-handled knife, and didn't care about the multi-point stun gun in Dave's hand at all, because she had seen the power of this multi-point stun gun before.
"Dude, don't be afraid, we're kind of our own, and your stun gun is really cool. It's just that you're such a bitch."
Dave shuddered and said, "Who the **** are you?"
The little figure said: "You can call me Killer"