It is more appropriate to describe the news of His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu's new eye book as shocking.
Whether it's the governments of various countries or netizens, when they saw the news, they all felt like they were hallucinating.
After repeated confirmations by netizens, the first question is: Has Japan released people? When was it released, how was it released, and why did you not get any news?
Such a big event, even if the Japanese side chose to handle it in a low-key manner because of their own face. But how could the media in New Tuvalu, as well as the media in other countries, not mention it?
The second question is His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, why is he so narrow-minded?
TC Holographic Technology Co., Ltd. and Wenner Company have jointly developed a personal computer for such a long time, which can be said to be the most advanced personal computer product of this era. If it weren't for stocking up, a sales miracle would have started a month or two ago.
And the world's first personal computer using holographic projection technology is scheduled to go on sale next Monday, which is six days later.
At this time, the king of New Tuvalu wants to take out 3,000 personal computers with a unit price of 2,800 US dollars to hold a lottery, which naturally arouses the enthusiasm of many netizens.
As we all know, His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu has always been generous, and it is impossible to cheat on the lottery.
However, when the netizens saw the news clearly stated: All netizens who have published inappropriate remarks against me and New Tuvalu on Eyebook are not eligible for this lottery...
The pot was blown up in an instant, some people were happy, others were sad, and many people were confused.
The happy people are naturally the netizens who have supported His Majesty the New Tuvalu King from the beginning to the end, and the sad people are naturally the netizens who have spoken rudely to the New Tuvalu King. Those who are confused are not clear about what constitutes improper speech.
Soon, the Eye Book official announced a list on the New Tuvalu King's Eye Book homepage. This list is all those who are eligible for the lottery, and the total number is 12,721.
There are 300 million fans, and the last post has more than 2 million comments. But of those million commenters, only 12,000 were eligible for the draw. This shows how much abuse the king of New Tuvalu has suffered!
Some of these abuses came from when New Tuvalu refused to disclose the methods of treating cancer and AIDS, and restricted the treatment location to New Tuvalu. Some also came from the time when His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu declared that Japan would be held accountable. There are even some people, just out of jealousy and jealousy of the achievements of His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu, so wanton abuse.
Some people regret it, and some people continue to abuse because they are not eligible for the lottery.
But no matter what, when the lottery draw of more than 12,000 people ended and one-third of the people got the prize, many people would no longer wantonly abuse in the eye book of His Majesty the New Tuvalu King.
"Notify Winner that this lottery is a marketing campaign for new products." Li Daniu instructed Castro, "So, the 3,000 PCs will be included in the joint venture."
Castro said with embarrassment: "Your Majesty, such a small amount of money... Besides, we only produced technology for the joint venture company, and all the funds were invested by Wenner Company..."
Li Daniu said with a stern face: "Is this money considered money? If we let Wenna Company do this advertisement, how much advertising fee will it have to spend to achieve the current influence?"
Castro reluctantly complied, ready to communicate with Wenner Company.
Burns next to him said: "Your Majesty, now is not the time to talk about such trivial matters. Japan is going to annoy us to death, and their words are very fierce."
Li Daniu said indifferently: "I have already rescued the people, what else can they do? Start a war?"
Burns said with a wry smile: "They want us to give an explanation, because their people died. Your Majesty, our people are indeed a little too heavy-handed. Of the 24 people on the other side, 7 died on the spot, and 15 were in the intensive care unit. In the past two days, six more died, and the rest are still in danger."
Li Daniu shook his head and said, "What do you know? The point of this matter is that our people have no casualties, and whether people from other countries die or not, what does it have to do with us?"
Burns said, "How about Japan?"
Li Daniu waved his hand and said, "You have nothing to do with this matter, just blame it on me."
…
While His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu was educating his Prime Minister, high-level meetings on the Japanese side had been going on for a long time.
"We can't start a war. Have you forgotten? The last time the idiots in the foreign ministry said they reserved the right to use force, they were warned by Russia?"
Japan was a defeated country in World War II and was deprived of the right to use force against other countries.
"Russia also just said: We don't think we have the right to use force. According to the contract we signed at that time, and the subsequent amendments and additions to the Peace Constitution, we now have the full right to use force against New Tuvalu."
"Yes, when our national security and the safety of citizens' lives and properties are violated, we have the right to use force. In order to save their people, New Tuvalu brutally killed 13 of our citizens, and their so-called rescue operation , It has no legal effect at all. It is the best opportunity for us to use force at this time. Don’t forget how much advanced technology New Tuvalu has.”
"New Tuvalu has so many advanced technologies, but it has never had the military strength to match it. Sooner or later, it will be captured by other countries. Instead of letting other countries **** the technology of New Tuvalu, it is better for us to take advantage of this time. opportunity to get the technology of New Tuvalu.”
When similar arguments gained the upper hand, a member of parliament said: "Have you forgotten, what kind of disasters have we suffered after the war? Also, New Tuvalu has so many advanced technologies, you really Do you think that even if we win this war, can we successfully take these technologies into our hands?"
The meeting scene fell silent for an instant.
The member continued: "Other countries are waiting to see our jokes, because they all know that we can't do anything, and we dare not do anything. And the fact is the same. New Tuvalu just said that their people returned home successfully, but But they did not admit that they did it. They can completely shirk it, saying that this is the personal act of their king, and they spent money to hire mercenaries to do it, so what can we do?"
Someone suggested: "We can hold their king accountable, which is already equivalent to buying murder."
"Then what?" After a rhetorical question, the congressman said, "It is impossible for New Tuvalu to allow us to extradite their king to our country. If he is in his own country, what is the point of even if he is on trial? ? He can completely say that this is the personal behavior of one of his subordinates and has nothing to do with him."
The meeting site was silent again. The other party was the king of a monarchy country. With such an identity, unless it was to start a war, it was impossible to hurt the other party at all.
It is precisely because the other party has this identity that the other party has developed so many advanced technologies, and can earn money to develop their own country without incident.
If it is an ordinary person, or even a Fortune 500 company, it has already been swallowed up by all countries because of those powerful technologies.
The congressman spoke again and said: "I suggest that this matter be made public, so that people all over the world can see the barbarism of New Tuvalu! Then, we will look at the public opinion and decide how to communicate with New Tuvalu. negotiate."
"I agree!"
"I agree!"
…
The Japanese side held an emergency press conference. At the press conference, the Japanese side announced the relevant information of the invaded site, as well as the information of the security personnel who had died and were in the intensive care unit.
"With the permission of our country's laws, we have legally restricted the personal freedom of the two citizens of New Tuvalu, and conducted an investigation into the blackout accident on the premise of ensuring their physical and mental safety. However, we have suffered a disaster that we should not have suffered. ..."
When netizens saw the photos and some videos of the gun battle that was more intense than the movie, and the Japanese security personnel who were shot and killed, they became excited again.
Countless people ran to the homepage of His Majesty the New Tuvalu's eye book, crazy @ and comments. Within an hour of the press conference in Japan, the number of @ and comments exceeded 8 million.
To Li Daniu's delight, Ao Chuang reported to him: "Your Majesty, compared to before, the number of inappropriate remarks in the comments has decreased by 62.3%."
"Not bad!" Li Daniu said with a smile, "Send me a post."
"To all new Tuvalu citizens, no matter where you are, please remember that I will always be your strongest backing!"
Browse and read the address: