Chapter 20

Name:Kitty Cat Kill Sat Author:
Chapter 20

I am, at this point, wholly prepared to believe that the ration replicator is haunted.

Or possessed? Maybe just generically influenced. Im not sure what the proper terminology is. I dont care.

For all I know, its Ennos having figured out how to modify its routines, and Im being subjected to a month long prank. But that doesnt seem in character for the AI that I would most describe as orderly.

What am I talking about, you ask? I am talking about *geometry* of course.

Specifically, the geometry of my food. I know I complain about the food sometimes, and I admit, Im sure that gets old. But you know what else gets old? The food. And its been getting older for me than it has for you, so you arent allowed to complain. I am vaguely aware from a treatise on social etiquette published six hundred years ago in East York, that these are, in fact, the rules. But, let me put your worries to rest: I am not here to complain about the taste of the food today.

For the longest time, the galley unit rotated between thin rectangular bars, and a kind of doughy oblong shape for what it dispensed food as. In the absence of things like fresh ingredients, flavorings, the galley relies on the replicator, which can transmute electricity and some abuse of physics into matter. But, doing this safely is basically impossible. Doing it in a way that isnt woefully reckless requires that the replicator pretty much stick to making one nutrient-compact flavorless hydrocarbon. Which is then pressed into form by the galley, and served to me.

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But for the past couple weeks, that hasnt really been holding up.

First it was small changes. Rounded edges on the nutrient bars, small lines on the outsides of the ration orbs. Then, it started to get a bit weirder. Id get to the dispenser and it would present me with multiple small ration balls, with little dots of extra ration paste on the outside. Or, more recently, the time it served me a torus.

Now, Im looking down at the plate that has some kind of hydrocarbon-based ziagarraut on it, and wondering what is going on in my life. Three stacked square tiers, but with a set of smaller steps going up one side and what looks like detail lines carved into them. Small markings that cannot possible serve a food-based purpose.

Ennos! I call out, not taking my eyes off what is supposed to be my lunch.

Yes, Lily? The AIs voice echoes from the hallway outside. Is this important? I am mapping intercept trajectories.

What did you do to the galley? I ask, a bit belligerently.

There is a pause, before Ennos honest voice comes back. I know its his honest voice, because he sounds worried, and he cant lie worth anything when hes panicking. Nothing? Why? Whats gone wrong? Are you alright? Is something on fire?

I flick my eyes toward the door, afraid that if I stop staring at my lunch sculpture, it might vanish. Nothing is on fire. Why are you talking from outside?

The galley does not have proper access to the internal resonance comms. Ennos sounds even *more* worried, which is strange. Normally he feels better when things arent on fire. What is wrong?

My lunch looks like a Nova Brazil college campus, and I want to know why. I call back. Some time passes, and I dont turn my eyes away from the small food ziggurat. More time passes. I realize I am holding my breath, like Im coiled to pounce. Ennos?

Hm? The AIs voice sounds distant. Yes, Lily?

Well now *Im* worried too! Did you forget about the food thing? Is something eating your memory? Oh no, is there a virus in the grid with you?!

Oh, no, I assumed you were joking and resumed work.

Ennos! I yell. This is serious!

No, it isnt! The AI informs me, *cheerfully*. Enjoy your lunch!

I glare at my lunch for another half hour, before my stomach pangs with pain, and I give in to the urge to eat. Chomping down on the top layer of the ziggurat and tearing off a wet chunk of the pressed nutrient laden hydrocarbon mixture with my fangs.

It tastes like ration paste. Im not sure what I expected.

Look, a lot can happen in a few centuries. I meow back. Just whats going on with this thing?

I really do not know what you mean by that. Ennos replies. It is connected to the stations main command routines, all safety protocols are operating at full effectiveness, maintenance readouts report that it is in working order, nanoswarm reports it has been thoroughly cleaned everything seems to be fine. In fact, compared to several other systems on the same deck, its in exceptionally good condition. Ennos pauses. Actually, it is almost too perfect. Strange. But I am attempting to avoid unfounded paranoia. And you should as well. Odd shapes perhaps indicate that the galley has simply restored functionality that was previously lost. After all, is maintenance not much more efficient now?

You and your efficiency. I mutter.

Quite. Ennos says. And, as one of the perks of my exceptional efficiency, I have for you now a set of potential coordinates to search.

My heart leaps in my chest. Search for something horrible, that might kill us all? I ask, keeping my expectations low.

Search for an orbital farm. Ennos corrects, a smile in their voice. I have traced back the reconstructed path of the shuttle you retrieved, and I believe that I can safely tell you when our orbit will next intersect the-

Ill get my armor on! I yell, not even bothering to translate from cat to whatever dialect Ennos is familiar with. The excited meow comes out like a wail, but theres no hint of angst left in me despite what noises I may be making. Instead, Im already running for the drone bay, moving fast enough and taking strange enough shortcuts that it takes Ennos a couple tries to broadcast their voice properly near me.

Lily! The AI tries to catch my attention. Lily, you have four hours until were even remotely close to the target!

It is too late. I am excited now. I plant my paws on the marked spots and meow a command to the system that assembles the space suit and armor that is technically a drone. Heavy machinery moving with almost delicate care pulls away from the cargo drone its been putting together, and moves to bolt and weld pieces of grav plate and operational utility around my body, gently beginning the process of sealing me into the armor.

Lily, go take a nap or something! Youre going to get all irritable if youre in your armor for six hours! Ennos chastises me.

I scoff. Who could possibly sleep with something like this on the horizon? Naps are for when youre *sad*, not when youre *vibrating through the deck plates*!

Wait, are you actually sad every time you go take a nap? Ennos asks with shocked concern. Lily, thats not okay! Come on, pause the assembly routine, and lets go open some dangerous unknown airlocks or run an unlabelled code fragment or something else that you like to do.

Or, we could fire up the engines, and

The engines are *not* safe! This station has too many engines and too many structural weak points! Its a miracle that it hasnt had parts fall off using them before! Ennos sounds exasperated, so I dont say anything, instead trying my best to look innocent. Which is actually pretty easy, since cats tend to generally always look like theyre guilty, which makes it hard for Ennos to tell when Im actually hiding something. Lily. The AI sighs. What broke off of the station?

Outer science wing. I mutter. And an engine pod. And a high yield reactor core. And a... hydroponics bay. I meow again, pausing the armor assembly. It takes a minute for it to undo what its already done, and I shake out the white fur of my paws as I step out. At least *that* fur didnt get shot off, so the parts of myself I see most often still look properly feline. Alright, alright. Ill be patient.

Thank you. Ennos sighs again. Besides, six hours isnt that long. You could probably-

They never finish their sentence. Another alarm sounds.

Now *I* sigh. The gesture still sort of alien to my biology, but cathartic all same.

Ennos was right, though. Six hours wasnt that long. And by the time Ive shot down the infiltrator satellite that was trying to turn off the life support, its a lot closer to the hour when well be crossing paths with the potential orbital farm. This time, no one with actual patience complains when I start getting bolted into the armor.

I check in with Glitter and make sure shes doing okay, reset all the maintenance routines, and connect a few of the finished camera drones to a private grid on a civilian computer I printed out so that Glitter and Ennos can control them completely. I eat, one more time, before getting armored up. Its a cube. No comment, except that it tastes like ration.

And then, when the projected timer ticks to zero in my vision, I take a running start and launch myself through the bay shield and out of the flight deck, tumbling away from the stations embrace, and out into the void.

I feel a lot more relaxed about this one than the last time I did it.

But I maybe should have waited for more of my fur to regrow.

Turns out, this suit itches when it rubs against my bare skin.