CH 43

Chapter 43. [The Oyabin Interview]

“Let me explain, what is the project to ask VTubers to say [Baka]!

It’s just a project to get VTubers to say [Baka]. ！！！！”

>Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! (U.S.)

>Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! (South Korea)

>Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! (France)

>Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! (U.K.)

“Well, Iroha-chan and all the commenters need to calm down once and for all. As the title says, this project is to invite VTubers from various countries and have them abuse each other. You can say it lovingly, mischievously, or with disdain. We leave the expression up to the VTuber.”

“Hmph! Hmph!”

“Yes, yes, Iroha-chan. I know you’re excited! And so, as an interpreter, I welcome Iroha-chan, the girl translator, as my guest. Her new outfit was announced the other day, and today she is here in her magical girl outfit. She is very cute!”

>Cute!

>Magical girl cute.

>Omakawa

“Also, we’ll have her fill in for us if we don’t have a VTuber from the appropriate country.”

“Eh.”

“By the way, dialects are also possible. If you have any wishes, please throw them to Mashmallow even now.”

“Wait a minute. I didn’t hear that.”

>Got it.

>LOL

>Is it possible for Iroha-chan to curse me with whatever words she likes now? ??

“All right, boys, here we go! Our first guest is from America!

“So listen to me…”

Damn, I didn’t see that one coming. What?

What part of this project will help me figure out my cheat?

Well, it could be useful!

At least I’m making progress

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A high school boy falls asleep after school.

When he wakes up, there is a smiling classmate girl.

The girl who had been waiting for me to wake up – in Korean.

{Bakkaa!}

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A girl I met in a foreign country where I was traveling.

They are having fun together at the seaside.

As if to tell him that he has to go back home now – in English.

<<…Baka>>

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A vampire girl.

She develops an attachment to the man she should have brought as food.

She says to a man who tries his best, even to the point of physical harm – in French.

<お莫迦さん？>

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A boy is always playing naughty tricks on her.

A girl who has known him since childhood likes him.

Today, he does something stupid again – in the Kansai dialect.

“Kono Aho”

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Next time…”

“Eeeeiiiiii!”

>LOL

>Irohara raging rush. LOL

>Thank you for your Kansai dialect!

“Zee, haaaa! That’s not the plan I had in mind!”

“Well, the mashmallow arrived unexpectedly, you know. I didn’t expect Iroha-chan to be so ad-libbed, so I ended up overdoing it.”

“Ah, she’s been trained by Ah-nee, right!”

“Ahaha, I see. It’s almost time to go, so I’d like to end the stream. Everyone was excited about Iroha, but let me tell you, she is a real elementary school student, okay? You should be aware that you’re a lolicon.”

>Iroha-chan was cute. (South Korea)

>I’m a lolicon. (U.S.)

>I loved it. (France)

>I was relieved that even Iroha-chan doesn’t know some languages.

“Well, I can’t read it, but it was probably well received. Iroha-chan was satisfied to have quite a few VTubers say [Baka], wasn’t she?”

“Well, yeah. The damage was more than that, though.”

“So thank you very much for watching today. I’m going to use that greeting since there are a lot of people from overseas here today. Se-no!

“”Otsukare-ta-, Arige-ta-“””

>Otsukare-ta-

>Otsukare-ta-

>Otsukare-ta-

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I end the stream, exhausted.

How did this happen?

“There are too many languages in the world, to begin with!”

I want it to go back to the time of Babel.

How many languages did I end up having to say my lines in?

Why are there nine languages in Japan alone? If you include dialects, the list is endless.

“It was a really smart and useful project, though.”

……What? What did it end up being useful for?

Let’s put that aside and make a thumbnail for the next video.

Just as I was getting back into the swing of things, I heard the ringtone of a message.

The caller is the collaborator from earlier.

[Thank you very much for today. If you don’t mind, could you come to our show again? I’m thinking of a project to gather only multilingual VTubers.]

It was a project that could help us figure out their abilities.

I thought she was joking, but the lie turned out to be true.