CH 63

Chapter 63. Trip Around The World

I jumped with a “Ho!”.

With that, the background image switched to a cityscape of Gothic architecture.

“So this is Germany~. Oh, that’s a castle that looks like it could have appeared in a famous dreamland! But it’s a bit far to walk there. I’m not strong enough. Seriously. I don’t. Okay, in this case. Hey, taxi!

>Suddenly, we’ve got a comedy act on our hand www

>Do you hear something? (Esp)

>Don’t say Karakoro

Monet Anegasaki appears from outside the screen wearing sunglasses and an air chair. My eyes catch a glimpse of Ah-nee sitting on a desk chair, being pushed by a staff member.

“Buh buh buh buh, squeak! Vienna, Katya. Gutentaku.”

Ah-nee made a sound effect with her mouth and showed a good face.

>I love Anego!

>This is so bizzare wwww

>What in the world are we being shown? (Greek)

“What can I do for you, young lady?”

“What are you doing Ah-nee? I called a taxi.”

“Ah-nee? I don’t know her name, nee. Right now, I’m a lonely taxi driver☆.”

“No, no, the way you talk is Ah-nee! Or rather, where is the taxi? It looks like you’re sitting in an office chair and playing with a car.”

“Huh… I was told they couldn’t budget for a 3D model of a taxi.”

“I bet they did! Look, even the background is not 3D, it’s just a single solid image! We’re sending this program on a tight budget!! Oh, no, that’s enough. Well then, taxi driver, can you give me a ride?”

“Are you trying to pick a fight with me, oi!”

“Yeah!? I just called out to you!?”

“…… Really?

“Don’t be so convinced! The script! It’s written right there! You’re going to talk back to me!”

>Awesome wwww

>There’s no one better at scriptwriting than Anego. (Hindi)

>She’s a terrible actor LOL

“Uh, right! Miss, you raised one hand high to hail a taxi, didn’t you?”

“Yeah. What about it?”

“Well, in Germany, that’s a reference to Hitler, the Nazi. I thought the lady had insulted me. Chuu☆.”

“Don’t make it sound like I’m doing something I’m not supposed to do.”

>This isn’t acting anymore, is it? www

>Anego is interesting www

>It’s a gesture that is not so popular in Germany. (Deutsch)

“I hope you understand. Next time, make sure you only hold up your index finger.”

“I’ll be careful. Well, then, where are we going?”

“Why don’t you get in the taxi, instead of just standing there?”

“…… Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, I’m in.”

“Wait, you have to open the door first! In Germany. I mean, most taxis outside of Japan don’t have automatic doors! You have to recreate it faithfully!

“That’s a lot of detail all of a sudden! I didn’t ask for that much! Yes, and then bang. I’m having a hard time with the air chair. Excuse me, can I have another one just like this one?

>Is this a pub?

>Draft beer, please!

>Additional skewers and dashi rolls

“And where are we going?”

{To Neuschwanstein Castle, please.}

“?????? Okay, okay!”

>I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get it wwww

>What is this, some international travel course?

>Hmm? Why are you getting out of the taxi? (Czech)

Ah-nee got up from her chair and picked up a dart.

She released it into the map of the world on the edge of the screen.

“The destination is now the United States of America!”

“Hey!”

Before I could stop her, Ah-nee ran behind me.

She pushed the chair and began to run.

With a squealing sound, we disappeared from the screen.

The scene changed and we arrived at.

“Hey there, Ogu. I’m here to play!”

<<!!!? Why are you guys in my room?>>

It was Angu Ogu’s room.

Her room was decorated like a graveyard.

“Wow, it’s the real Ogu’s room! Awesome!”

Angu Ogu is a zombie.

She was questioned by a police officer shortly after she rose from the grave, yet all Angu Ogu could do was moan, “Uuuuunnnngg”, “0000AAARRGGHHH”, which she said to her. It’s get treated as her name.

And now she’s searching for people who knew her before she died.

That’s the plan.

As one would expect from a channel with so many subscribers.

You can see how much money was spent on this room. The room is a 3D space, a complete change from the 2D background we saw earlier.

“It’s a bit like this…”

“I see. A taxi is a trip around the world with darts. …? I don’t understand this because my Japanese reading comprehension is not good enough. It’s true that when it comes to transportation overseas. It’s usually a taxi.”

>It’s okay, I don’t know too www

>I don’t know too. By the way, I’m Japanese

>Once again verbalizing the situation, it’s so surreal wwww

“Well, that’s okay. It sounds interesting. I’ll go with you!”

So the three of us got together and decided to go on a world trip together.

To decide where to go, Angu Ogu grabbed a dart.

“Wait a minute! What is this weird world map? It’s hard to understand!

>I thought that (U.S.)

>Japan’s world map is unique (Esp. Mex)

>The center of the world is not Japan. (Nepali)

“The center of the world is almost an ocean. It’s too inefficient!”

“Indeed?”

I had never thought about it until you mentioned it. Familiarity is a scary thing.”

“These darts won’t stick in the sea!”

“I’m sure there’s a staff member right there with a dart ready to run… That’s what you meant! Oh, well, that’s okay. Urah!”

Angu Ogu gave a quick tsk tsk and released the dart.