Chapter 344: [Baby Regression]
“Are you really going to use this... ‘pacifier’?”
“That’s the whole point of this segment, right? Come on, Iroha, hurry, hurry!”
≫Why does Iroha even have a pacifier, lol
≫Lmao, classic
≫Well, Iroha is a baby, so it makes sense she’d have one
“It’s not like that, okay!? Actually...”
I begin to explain the advent calendar situation to the viewers.
This was all forced on me, it’s not like it’s my hobby or anything! ≫Oh, so that’s what’s going on, lol
≫This is just too genius
≫Without a doubt, there’ll be more ‘Baby Iroha’ fan art
“Besides, you have to start with the right look, or it won’t feel right, sis!”
Ah, Sis really loves this kind of cosplay, doesn’t she? Just like at the shooting range, or for Halloween.
“Come on, Iroha-chan, put it on already!”
“...Ugh, don’t stare at me so much, it’s embarrassing.”
Angu Ogu moves closer, pressing her shoulder against mine, and flashing a mischievous grin as she looks my way.
I glare back at her with a resentful look.
Like this is none of her concern...!
“Well then, Iroha. If you can’t do it yourself, should I help you put it in?”
“I-I can do it myself!”
Ugh, I’m so embarrassed I could die.
Tears welling up in the corners of my eyes, I grab the pacifier.
There’s no backing out now. I resolve myself and bite down on it.
In that instant, a jolt of electricity surges through my entire body.
“W-wait... Mmph!? Chu-pah, chu-pah... Hehe~, I love you, Angu~”
“~~~~!!”
“...Huh!? Again!?”
Angu Ogu shoves the pacifier back into my mouth, turning me into a baby once more. I even said things I’d never normally say out loud... What is happening to me!?
≫Maybe Iroha-chan’s been under a lot of stress?
≫Her body and soul were yearning to return to babyhood, lol
≫Is the pacifier a transformation item?
“Did your unconscious desires surface? Iroha, is this how you really feel...?”
“N-n-no!! This is... Ahhh~!!”
I grab my head in agony, on the verge of losing it.
Why is this happening to me!?
≫Iroha-chan’s broken, lol
≫She’s completely losing it
≫I was always into older girls, but now I get the appeal of infantilization, thanks to Iroha
“Don’t develop a weird fetish over this! Besides, why am I the only one doing this!? Angu Ogu’s supposed to play the baby role with me!”
Trying to escape, I shift the attention toward Angu Ogu.
It’s not just me—anyone who puts a pacifier in their mouth would end up like this!
“Hahaha, what are you talking about, Iroha? I’m not doing—”
“Huh?”
Ah-nee chimes in, sounding confused.
Then, she continues where Angu Ogu left off.
"I have no choice, so instead – I'll forgive you with Iroha-chan's baby bottle!"