Chapter 1008

This year's Academy Awards show a lot of highlights, as soon as the host Seth MacFarlane on the skin.

It sang a spoof called "wesaw your boobs", which made countless Hollywood stars blush. At the same time, there was a group of men dancing for him, and at the end there was a chorus of fags. It was so cheap.

Seth recounts the actresses who "devote themselves" in the movie and teases the actresses who show their mimes in the movie, including Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johnson and many other Hollywood actresses are shot in succession, and Kate Winslet is even shot several times.

Naomi Watts off the field was photographed with a look of surprise, Theron was photographed turning black, Megan was also named in the lyrics, Seth sang "but Megan Fox's Mimi we have never seen."

Megan put her hands over her face, otherwise it would have been the kind of laughter with two rows of teeth bursting out. She has contributed a lot of expression packs on the Internet and wants to keep a low profile before announcing the award results.

Many people on the Internet commented that the song was an insult to the actress.

It's worth mentioning that the name of Jennifer Lawrence doesn't appear in this song. Because of the butterfly effect, her fame is totally out of the question. She can't think of her.

And then there's the performance, and Catherine Zeta Jones plays the classic episode all that jazz from Chicago again.

"Avengers alliance" gathered to present the best photography and best special effects award, and the superheroes showed up together, showing extraordinary momentum.

The awards were announced one by one, and the crew of "the line of happiness behind the dark clouds" has been running with them. Finally, it was the best actress's turn. Megan's mouth opened into an o when she heard the host announce her name. She stayed for 5 seconds before she realized that she had won.

The contestants are all showing regret. Eugene Omi, her acting skills are actually perfect Megan.

Well, it's not just Naomi. Ninety percent of Hollywood actresses are Megan. But Megan has a reborn as the backstage. She always finds a role that suits her temperament. She has been honed by the director for three months.

Without Guo Xu, she would never have nominated for the Oscars. She could only nominate Jin Suan Mei. Next, she would play Megan in Ninja Turtle.

With Guo Xu's help in planning her career, Megan has won a series of titles, including best transformers girl, most attractive lesbian, two Oscar nominations, and now she is the film queen.

Her big mouth personality has become the "true temperament" of the human device, did not say very serious wrong words to offend people.

Megan was excited to thank the crew, family, and a group of friends when she came on stage. She particularly mentioned Alexandra dadario, imeber Hilde and Theresa Palmer, saying that she often discussed with them that acting was an important reason for progress.

The three women all attended the award ceremony and sat very close. The photographer's close-up shot became a highlight. The media often say that they are the four most popular actresses in tomorrow's company.

Chinese media often say that they are four little girls. Now this is not appropriate. Megan won the Oscar, which is different from the high box office of pure commercial films. This is a symbol of the position of "Star".

In the future, when the media mention her again, the word "movie queen" will be added.

Online fans are talking about Megan becoming an emoticon bag again. After she became famous, she paid more attention to her image. If she couldn't help laughing, she would cover her mouth with her hand. But this time she was so happy that she couldn't cover her mouth with the cup after she came to the stage. She just laughed into a silly big sister.

At the awards ceremony, Megan completely suppressed Amelia Clark, the first person in the contest. Long Ma came to play soy sauce. She didn't laugh to death, nor did she give a speech. She became a "pea shooter". When she was quiet, she looked like a beauty.

Megan finally said: "I feel like a great man, at least I won Jason at the Oscars."

The music awards were all won by the movie "les miserables". Guo Xu didn't win the Oscar for "extremely stolen car God". He just won the nomination for best actor at the previous Golden Globe Awards.

Many fans left messages on the Internet to discuss Megan and Guo Xu.

"Megan's role is really fun. She's also very straightforward, with her surprise expression and her silly smile when she speaks. She's much more adorable than Hathaway, the best female partner."

"Jason will definitely challenge the entertainment industry after he retires. He has to play with a film maker first."

"I am a big Megan. After winning the prize, I became the elder sister in the four flower festival in 1986."

"In fact, Jason doesn't have to do anything. He just makes enough money in the pizza shop to eat. I don't know for a few years that fat fox will be on the market sooner or later."

As the NBA regular season continued, Guo Xu became serious in the second half of the season, because many people on the Internet said they hoped that he could keep the average score of each season above 20 points. If he didn't even score 20 points in the last season, he would die of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Guo Xu increased the number of singles after 10 consecutive 30 games, the data quickly rose to 23.8 points, there are 13.3 assists per game.Those who doubt Guo Xu has passed the peak period of the black pot immediately shut up, if he does not retire, the guards of other teams have nothing to do with him, can only wrap up.

The second half of the suns only lost five games, 67-15 record, no suspense ranked first in the league. Without a star center, the Suns almost won 70 + games. It's only because the attack on the inside is not stable enough. On the outside line, there are people standing up for points.

The 2-8 in the West are the thunder, the warriors, the Spurs, the clippers, the Lakers, the kings and the Grizzlies.

9-15 are nuggets, Mavericks, blazers, jazz, rockets, Hornets, Timberwolves.

The Mavericks' record has been falling. Nowitzki can't get rid of his soft hat. He didn't even play in the playoffs. The Trail Blazers played well in the first half, and Rubio was injured in the second half, and the team suffered a wave of 10 consecutive losses.

Rubio was hit by Kobe in the game against the nets. After MRI examination, his left knee injury was diagnosed as cruciate ligament tear, and it takes 6 to 9 months to recover.

Although Kobe has hit a lot of people, with elbows and knees, we still believe he didn't mean to.

The Knicks won the best record in the East, with 59 wins and the Cavaliers ranked second with 54.

3-8 are heat, 76ers, bucks, bulls, nets, Celtics.

It's so easy for the east to get into the playoffs. The Celtics made it to the playoffs with 38 wins. The nets won in half and won 41, only one game less than the bulls.

9-15 are the wizard, magic, raptors, pistons, walkers, eagles, bobcats.

Bobcats are not suspense and bottom, the only bright spot is that Derozan played a field average of 22.6 points, 4.7 rebounds and 4.3 assists. They changed from thunder to a strong man.

Anthony averaged 30 points per game and won the scoring king for the first time in his career.

Guo Xu kept the assists king, 13.3 per game, the 9th time in his career, only one less than Stockton.

Many fans want him to play for another two years and break Stockton's record. Guo Xu thinks that it doesn't make sense. The number of assists doesn't mean that he can help the team win. What's the comparison between the two finals in a lifetime and the data in the final still lag behind?

Even if he won more awards, the total number of assists will not be able to catch up with Stockton in a short period of time. The total depends on playing time.

Dwight Howard has been the rebounding king again, averaging 12.6 per game, and his teammates' data are guaranteed.

Ibaka won the blocking title again, averaging 3.1 per game.

Chris Paul won the title of stealers again, averaging 2.4 points per game, and has a chance to be in the best defensive lineup

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