209 write down gifts (Fan Wai 9)
All the palaces in this palace are mine, even you are mine. Do you still want to drive me away? Looking at the weak but tough figure of his little wife, Huo Qijun didn't ask.
Huo Qijun grinded his teeth and forced out a smile: "ha ha, where do you sleep?"
Shen Qingru smiled: "since your majesty has agreed, I'll let ABI pack up your Majesty's things and send them to your Majesty's new residence."
The emperor was stunned and quickly expressed his opposition: "no, I can't. I can't sleep without the big bed in the Kunning palace."
"Then send the bed to your majesty." the little wife smiled lightly and opened her mouth without hesitation: "anyway, my concubine doesn't recognize the problem of the bed. It doesn't matter where she sleeps."
The resolute attitude of the little wife made the emperor almost shout out in a frenzy. I won't move away! You, you, you, don't drive me away!
The situation was different from what he thought. His majesty felt more and more strange and couldn't help looking at the table. Didn't Sanger bastard send the box to the Kunning palace?
The exquisite gold-plated box was indeed placed in the bedroom of the Kunning palace. His Majesty was relieved, pointed to the table and said to Shen Qingru, "here's a gift for you. Open it."
Shen Qingru glanced at him in surprise. Over the years, Huo Qijun gave gifts other than all kinds of blinding gold and silver jewelry, such as rouge and gouache from foreign countries. Later, in order to save trouble, she simply gave her the key to the national treasury and called it "I'll give you the whole world."
Anyway, Shen Qingru never expected to receive any lovely gifts from the emperor's majesty. Now they are old husband and wife. Is the straight man of steel enlightened?
Under the emperor's arrogant and charming little eyes, the empress seemed to return to the green and astringent girl age. At that time, it was the time when they were in love. Shen Qingru's face was so red at that time, and she was too shy to look up at him.
This feeling is really good
Shen Qingru, with a pretty face and a little red, walked slowly to the front of the case under the gaze of his majesty, picked up the exquisitely crafted gold-plated box and carefully opened the gold lock.
When a woman opens a gift, she pursues a sense of ceremony. After tossing through this process, Shen Qingru, who had no hope at all, vaguely looks forward to the things in the box.
The lock of the box clattered into the gold plate, and the box opened.
Shen Qingru stared at the things in the box. She didn't seem to know what was in the box. The landlady also put a note made of roses in the box, which detailed the usage of the gift.
Shen Qingru looked at the note, stunned at first, and then showed a strange smile on his face.
The emperor looked at his wife's smile and felt happy. It seems that the landlady is right. Qingru really likes this thing. Next, she should jump into her arms and throw herself into her arms?
The emperor opened his arms and waited for a long time, but his wife never moved. His majesty angrily touched the tip of his nose and gently coughed twice: "this is a gift I specially selected for Zitong, which is most suitable for your temperament in Zitong. How do you like it?"
He still remembers that he once said that "the flowers are too soft to set off your temperament" and was hated by Shen Qingru for a long time. Now when he praises her, he has to boast more about her temperament to save his blunder in the first day of junior high school.
But the little wife's smile seems a little strange... His majesty faintly feels that his back is a little cold, and there seems to be something wrong
Shen Qingru's smile was like the Begonia in full bloom in March. She even hooked her fingers at him in a good mood. His majesty immediately rushed forward without backbone.
The little wife's eyes were as beautiful as silk, and her breath was as blue as blue. Her lips gently stuck to her Majesty's ear. Her Majesty was itchy. She only heard her little wife roar in her ear: "Huo Qijun, is there something wrong with your brain!"
His Majesty's head was buzzing with shock, and he didn't respond at all. The little wife took a face and threw the things in the box on his face. Then she shouted, "close the door and enlarge the white!"
The emperor was so stunned that he was "invited" by aster to the outside of Kunning palace. Aster ignored his Majesty's face and directly closed the door of Kunning palace in front of his majesty. Looking at the closed door, his Majesty's teeth itched.
What a disgusting aster! How dare you kick him out! If he doesn't find a chance to teach Sanger a good lesson!
Poor Sanger didn't know that he was angered by the emperor because of his wife aster. He was happy to kowtow with other guards in the Tai Chi hall. As soon as he turned around, he saw his Majesty's gloomy eyes.
"Your Majesty..." Sanger is about to cry. Your majesty, can you stop being so scary? It's easy to bring psychological shadow
The emperor calmly raised his chin to Sanger and motioned him to follow him. Sanger followed Huo Qijun into the Tai Chi hall with a sad face and fear. Didn't your majesty buy a gift to please the queen? Look at this situation, it's like flattering a horse's leg
Huo Qijun threw the thing in his hand on Sanger's face as it was: "look what crap you bought!" not only failed to win Qingru's favor, but let her look at the car of broken flowers. On the contrary, he was kicked out by Qingru.
Brother sang wants to cry without tears: Your Majesty, you chose the gift yourself. I haven't expressed any opinion from beginning to end, and I don't know what you chose... How can you blame me
However, his Majesty's eyes clearly said that it depends on you. It depends on you
Sanger reluctantly picked up the thing and studied it carefully for a long time, but he didn't see what it was. He put it under his nose and smelled it. The medicine smelled like plaster.
But why does the landlady boast that women will like this plaster?
Sanger looked over and over the plaster several times, and finally found a piece of paper in the interlayer of the plaster, which said - secret recipe of the court, necessary for breast enhancement
Sanger held back his smile and handed the paper to his majesty with trembling shoulders. His Majesty's face froze for a moment, and then he took the breast enhancement plaster away from Sanger as if nothing had happened.
It turns out that Zitong is unhappy because of this
Huo Qijun felt very innocent. He never thought that what the landlady called what women would like was breast enhancement plaster. If it's fun between husband and wife, it's understandable to send this occasionally. It's just that he has never given Qingru any decent gift for many years. For the first time, he even gave such a thing
Qingru must feel that he is disgusting with her... Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding. Mingqingru's figure fits his heart most.
What now? Do you want to break into the Kunning palace and tell Qingru that you don't think she's small... It's clearly a misunderstanding caused by trusting the boss's words by mistake.
But the tightly closed door of the Kunning palace seemed to indicate Qingru's anger. Aster was still polite to "invite" him out. His majesty reluctantly stood outside the Kunning palace and sighed sadly.
I wonder how long his Zitong will be angry this time? How many sleepless days will he have to endure
For the first time, his majesty solemnly gave gifts, so he was miserably dis.
Fortunately, Shen Qingru's anger didn't last long. After she sent aphrodisiac to the Tai Chi hall for a month, and the emperor always talked and laughed and drank it calmly in front of the ministers, the empress's anger finally disappeared