The three looked at each other. Everyone knew the Lord's temper. If they didn't say it again, they estimated that the LORD would be angry.
Staff officer he took the lead: "Calm down, my Lord. My subordinates were... Romantic for a while when they were young. At that time, girls preferred scholar childe, so my subordinates were also popular for a while. However, the times are different, and the girls' aesthetic concepts are different. Now the British generals are more popular, and a few girls who pay attention to taste like feminine sissy. Alas, the heart is not ancient..."
Huo Yan's cool eyes flew over and successfully swallowed the unfinished emotion of staff officer he back to his stomach.
Staff he smiled: "but people like Wang Ye, who is both brave and handsome, are very popular in all ages..."
The two old fellows nearby turned their eyes at him at the same time, and he was unmoved. Isn't he telling the truth? Although the prince has a bad temper, he is a first-class beautiful man and one of the most expensive CHILDES in the world. Aren't you afraid that women won't flock to him because of his power and appearance?
If he's a woman, he'll get the month first. He's the first to rush to the Lord. How can such a rich and handsome man let go easily?
Alas, I just hate that I'm not a daughter.
After he finished expressing his opinions, he saw that the king's face was a little black and seemed to be trying to hold back his anger. He immediately shrunk aside and dared not speak again.
Staff Feng spoke innocently: "Lord, staff he is known as a romantic, but we are simple and honest people. We are strict with ourselves and not close to women on weekdays..."
The meaning of staff member Feng is obvious. We still have to ask staff member he about this. They are honest people and have no more experience than staff member he.
Staff he twitched at the corners of his mouth, and staff Feng was honest.
Lao he, don't blame the brothers for selling you. After all, a dead Taoist friend doesn't die.
"Then tell me about you and your wife." the words of the LORD made staff Feng's face stiff. Mom, ask him to take out the shameful things he did with his wife and say in front of people, Lord, do you think I can have my old face?
Staff he beside you was gloating and told you to be honest! If you have the ability, you can borrow your clothes!
"Wang Ye, me too..." Mom, he is also virtuous. Can't Wang Ye leave him a face? But staff Feng didn't squeeze out a word for a long time when facing Huo Yan's iceberg face.
He pushed staff member Zhu's arm and motioned to the old man to help clear the siege. Staff member Zhu was very loyal, but his words were more shameless than staff member Feng who sold his teammates: "return to the Lord, my subordinates are now the nominal disciples of immortal Tianyan, and the affair of women has nothing to do with my subordinates..."
You'd better ask them about it. I'm clear now.
Think of the concubine who was 18 years old and newly married by old Zhu last year. Staff he and staff Feng scolded "shameless" in their hearts!
"Don't you want to live?" the king's face was very ugly. His fingers wandered around the table uncontrollably, as if rubbing some sharp weapon to kill the three old guys on the spot.
In the end, life is still important. Staff Zhu turned his words: "however, several volumes of spring palace pictures collected by his subordinates and several secret scripts in his room are still in his study. Take them to the Lord!"
"The book also comes with the Jianghu drug Yunv JinSu powder and the golden gun does not pour pills to ensure that the Lord... Hey hey..."
Staff Feng and staff he looked at each other. Lao Zhu, your painting style has become a little too fast?
However, Lao Zhu is shameless. What do they want with this face? In the final analysis, life is more important than face.
Staff officer he was very sharp: "back to the Lord, according to the research of his subordinates, most women in the north prefer men with tiger backs and strong waist and Kong Wu. Beautiful women in the south prefer gentle and elegant childe brother. As for Guangdong and Guangdong, the places of the two lakes are different. I don't know where the women around the Lord come from?"
Only when you know the origin can you prescribe the right medicine.
Staff Feng is not very knowledgeable. He only analyzes from his own side: "I don't know anything else, but my wife likes gentle and gentle, the second likes elegant gentleman, the third loves rough and savage, and the fourth likes to play some other tricks... Alas, Xiao Shiba has a special hobby, and she likes my beautiful beard."
Staff Feng touched his beard with satisfaction: "of course, you know, Lord, I never flirt with women outside, so my subordinates really don't know how to get along with women outside."
Huo Yan:
Sure enough, they are all "honest people" who are not flirtatious, ha ha.
I just want to ask you how to get along with women. You can pull such a big nonsense. Huo Yan thought coldly, if these old and immoral bastards were 20 years younger, they would have been forked out by him and "educated" with a military staff.
"This is not what the king asked..." the three honest people looked at their own Prince nervously. The prince squeezed a sentence from his teeth with a cold face: "get along? How to get along?"
Shit, do you want him to tell the cause and effect? Do you want him to ask plainly how can my woman love me wholeheartedly?
I can't say it. Huo Yan's frown could kill a fly.
The understanding ability of these old guys is so angry with him that they still have jade daughter's tendons scattered, and the golden gun doesn't pour pills... The man surnamed Zhu, you are so "honest" that your wife knows?
The three staff officers looked at each other for a while and seemed to understand the meaning of the LORD a little.
Staff he boldly said, "the Lord wants to ask how to get along with the wife in the palace? This..." he wanted to say that the husband and wife should raise their eyebrows and respect each other, but he thought that the man in the house is only the Lord's concubine, so he had to change his mouth: "women mostly rely on coaxing..."
"She will give her whatever she wants. She should coax, spoil and be patient." he thought.
Staff Feng also understood the meaning of the Lord and hurriedly said, "that is, women in the world are the same. They all like to play coquettish and cheat with men. As long as they spoil her, get used to her and don't have the same knowledge as her."
Staff officer Zhu nodded with deep understanding: "women have long hair and short insight. Don't reason with them, otherwise they will be more unreasonable."
A woman is a kind of unreasonable creature. If you reason with her, you probably can't talk to her. If you dare to raise your voice a little, it's even worse. No matter what reason you tell her, she only has one last sentence: "how dare you yell at me?"
Therefore, you can't reason with women at any time. This is the blood and tears experience of staff officer Zhu.
Huo Yan frowned: "be specific."
Staff officer Zhu thought a little, then leaned over to Huo Yan's ear and said something like this. Does Huo Yan's suspicious look really work?
Staff Zhu wanted to swear to heaven. Huo Yan thought about it and was sure!
The three old staff members breathed a sigh of relief, and they were finally sent away by the God of plague
Unexpectedly, the LORD followed and added, "you three follow all the way."
Hum, if it doesn't work, I'll kill you old guys to sacrifice the flag first. The three read such a message from the Lord's eyes.
Staff officer Zhu reluctantly smiled and said, "Lord... Don't worry." God, even he doesn't trust himself. He's obviously sorry to say that.
I have no choice but to harden my scalp.
The three carefully planned for Huo Yan. The first move was to take her on a trip alone.
Staff officer Feng was full of voice and emotion: "you think, Prince, the spring is beautiful and the scenery is picturesque. A young man and woman ride together, their clothes and clothes touch each other, and their skin touch each other..."
What a hormonal scene. Then it's time to wipe the gun and go off. Hey, hey, hey
Huo Yan is noncommittal. It's better to have a way than not. Let's try it for the time being.
As for the previous visit to Chang'an night market with Lin Yao on Shangyuan Festival, I didn't feel anything except that there were many people. Huo Yan said, "choose places with few people."
The three looked at each other and exchanged tacit eyes. With a flattering old face, staff officer Zhu said, "don't worry, Lord, you must choose a place where there is no one."
When necessary, the three of us will slip away with a wink and will never disturb your interest.
When he returned to Qiuyi Pavilion in the evening, Lin Yao prepared sobering soup early and waited for him. Seeing him stepping in, she got up lightly and gave him a blessing. Her little white hand skillfully took off his robe for him, and then handed over the warm Jiejiu soup.
"Come out with me tomorrow." He said faintly.
The Calendula flickered slightly and leaked a few drops of light liquid. She seemed to be holding the Calendula unsteadily.
The big hand with distinct bone joints slowly covered the white jade like palm. Huo Yan took the Calendula from Lin Yao's hand and drank it all in one mouthful. He felt a little bitter and felt a lot more comfortable in his stomach.
He turned his head to look at her. Under the candlelight, Lin Yao's face was almost transparent. There was no blood color at first, but now it's getting whiter and whiter.
He added, "go to xiziwu outside the city."
Is this to take her out? Lin Yao gave a soft "um" sound.
She waited on Huo Yan to wash and was wiping his face when Huo Yan suddenly remembered something: "I won't take ah Xuan this time." I'll take the boy out again when I have a chance. Even this time, he doesn't want to have a big light bulb in the world of two.
Lin Yao wishes he didn't take ah Xuan with him. Ah Xuan was greatly stimulated by Xiao Bai. It would be troublesome to see Huo Yan make any more exciting moves.
He didn't touch her tonight. He just took her body and rested early. Lin Yao can't wait. She's busy taking care of ah Xuan recently. She's really out of energy and can't cope with his endless joy at night.
The next morning, Huo Yan woke up early. Lin Yao was vaguely pushed up by him. When he got out of the door, he found that there was no carriage outside, only a brown horse waiting outside.
Are they going on horseback?