I wanted to say it out loud.
‘Damn, I'm drunk too. ’
Spoken like a pervert, but with no excuse.
But fortunately, neither of them was a big problem because they were both drunk.
The alcohol that had been constantly entering the room since the beginning of the evening was spreading faster as it entered the hot room. I would have contributed to my relaxation in the comfort of home.
“What's wrong, brother? You're pathetic! ”
“What's lethal? Who started it first? ”
Currently there are three fingers left, two green ones, and one last leaf. I thought it was childish, but I was afraid I wouldn't be able to hold myself together after I shot the beer in front of my eyes.
Nayeon folds her fingers, inflating the air on her cheeks to make sure she was unfair. However, the green was spreading two fingers to the end.
“What, Green? Don't you want to be honest? That would be treason.”
“I can do it. ”
“What?"
“Can't a woman stand up and pee? ”
“Hey, are you drunk? ”
Even Nayeon seemed to be embarrassed by the pox suppression.
“Wow, this is just throwing. We can't play together like this. ”
“Why can't you believe what people say? I mean, I can do it. Prove it?”
“Green, don't do that. ”
“No, you're being mean. ”
“Hey, even if your eyes are open, you have to say it right away. Skirt, who started the earrings? ”
“Why is that? You know, in Scotland, men wear skirts. Have you ever seen a man with earrings? ”
“Well, that's... ”
Green, you were absolutely right today.
What a hit.
Barack Durby opened his eyes and wanted to squeeze him, but he couldn't. When you get angry here, you lose.
“Anyway, I'm not here, so I folded up. So you need to fold, too. ”
Despite his continued demands, he placed both hands on his waist and snorted.
“Ha! You're so funny! If I can do it, why can't I do it? Did you see it?”
Eventually, my patience ran out, and even the mental strength of over 40 injustice was useless in the face of intoxication and compulsion.
“You try it. ”
“What's the matter with you? ”
Nayeon, who was at least less drunk, withheld me.
But I am also a person who comes.
“I just can't get over it, either. I told you to fold your fingers if you can't do it with your four mouths of green. ”
“What if it's for real? Two bees, Cole? ”
Two drinks?
Two glasses are dangerous as it is.
But pride did not allow me to back down.
“Yes, Cole! ”
“Don't you have anything to say? ”
“Wait! Why am I the only two? You're gonna have to walk the fine. If you can't, why don't you just fold your fingers and drink the beeswax? ”
The drunken green received a deal without hesitation.
“I'm Cole, too! ”
“Oh, no, what are you both doing? ”
Excited, I, Green, spilled Nayeon's appeal to my ear.
“So how do you prove it? ”
“I'm going to go stand in the bathroom and pee, so Nayeon can testify. ”
I refused.
“How can you trust two people when crabs are also on crabs' side? No!”
“Did this brother really live with himself? Okay, well, can we just open the door and pee? You're not gonna hear it. ”
“Green! What's wrong with you? ”
“Sound? How do you know if you just walk in and stand there and pee or sit down and pee? What's underneath? Does it sound different?”
I yelled loudly at you for my repeated taunt.
“Then you can see for yourself! Are you done?”
“Phew, what are you two doing right now! ”
“A game is a game. If I lose, I'll take two, as promised, but if you don't, I'll punish you. ”
“Hmph, you have to keep that word! ”
I walked to the bathroom stumbling. Nayeon turned her head to look away. As soon as the flush opened the bathroom door, I saw the toilet in front of me.
Are you really going to fight? ’
Green lifted the lid and toilet cover at the same time as men do. Then he stretched his legs to the mounted position and stood in the middle of the left toilet whimpering.
“You don't think a woman can do it? ”
“Hey, Lee Yeon-du! ”
When I tried to pull down my panties, I was surprised and suddenly rushed to cover my eyes with both hands.
“Don't look, brother! ”
"You're even more naughty when I tell you to look! ’
Grunt, as soon as I hear the sound of panties falling, I can no longer bear to remove Nayeon's hand.
“Don't interrupt. It's a bet!”
“Both of you are crazy! ”
Nayeon began to watch by asking her to give up or be what she would be. Nayeon looked at me through the mirror on the front with her panties removed while covering her eyes.
“Huhu, get ready for a drink. ”
‘Damn, I can see it in your eyes. I'm really going to do it. ’
Shoot!!!
Wrapped.
The drunken pox really stood and wrapped it up.
Immediately, however, the pox screamed.
“Ugh! It's on the bridge! ”
“Oh, come on! ”
When I heard that, I looked at the bridge and saw the yellow urine flowing down my thigh. Unlike a man, his aim drops, and he looks like he's leaking sideways instead of straight down.
“Ahh! Your skirts and socks are all wet, hahaha! ”
I urinated all over my body while drinking, and the pox burst into tears. Less than Nayeon ran into the bathroom.
“Oh my God, I can't live! ”
Boom!
Nayeon entered the bathroom and closed the door roughly.
You hear two voices outside the door.
“Na-yeon, how did I go? ”
“Don't do anything stupid, you idiot! Come on, take off your skirt. I'm gonna go wash up. ”
“I don't have any clothes. ”
“I can wear it. Hey, can you get my pajamas from my dressing room? Leave it at the door and stay in my room for a moment. ”
“Got it.”
When the situation started, I couldn't even get a drink. I was just dumbfounded by the brawn he showed me.
I entered Nayeon's dressing room and rummaged through the drawers. I found a pajama pajama pajama in the bottom compartment and approached the restroom.
Knock, knock.
“I'll leave it here. ”
“I'm sorry, can't you bring me something to wear? I was washing green, and I got all wet. ”
“Ugh, that tickles. Don't soap up there.”
“Hold still. What's wrong with him? Okay?”
“Yes.”
Gulp
Suddenly, I feel drowsy.
On the other side of the door, two 20-year-old college girls are rubbing soap all over their body. I want to go in and pick them both up.
I slowly felt an erection and quietly pulled the zipper down. Green and Yeon-yeon kept chatting inside if they didn't know I was standing at the door.
“Wow, Nayeon's breasts are so cute. Can I touch it? ”
“What are you talking about! Whew! Yi Yeon-du, you really! ”
“You two touch mine, then. ”
“Why am I touching your things? Ah, ah, if you twist the tap like that. ”
Table
The two of them couldn't stand the conversation and started beating her daughter.
‘Ugh, I'm so sick of this conversation. What the hell are you doing in there? ’
[Do you want to look inside?]
‘Do you want to see it? I want you to break down the door right now, put both of you to the ground, and then stab her once and for all while turning green. ’
[You are a fair man!]
“What are you doing? Aye!”
“Hmph. Softer. ”
“Haang, Haang. Stop it. I can hear you out there! ”
“You went to get your clothes. Are you still standing out there? ”
“Well, is that so? ”
“Well, all men are wolves, you never know, do you? ”
“That's not who you are! ”
“How do you know? Didn't Ji-hwan say he liked manners at first? ”
“Anyway, don't talk nonsense about your brother. ”
· · · I'm sorry. I'm actually that guy.
When I was slamming Che's daughter with her ear to the bathroom door, I felt self-conscious about Natalie's favorable assessment. Maybe I'm more trashy than you said I was.
“Blood. That's where all the men are. ”
“How do you know that? ”
“Well, wouldn't a woman know better? Like where it's better to touch it. ”
“Suck! Hey, where are you going?! ”
Pair!
Suddenly, a drum erupts and you hear the screams of green.
“Oh, it hurts! Why are you hitting your back so hard with a joke? ”
“You've got to be kidding me! ”
Ugh! I can't stand it.
Keep the pillars up and charge!
[No. My Lord, this is sexual assault!]
"Hey, are you mooning? ’
[She's not ready yet, and she's not even into men. The owner won't even blink at you when you're shaking in front of him.]
"Ugh. Yeah. This is not the time. ’
I carefully entered the dress room again and packed Nayeon's clothes. Then he threw it in front of the bathroom door and said loudly.
“I left it outside my clothes. I'll be in my room. ”
“Yes, thank you, brother. ”
“No.”
‘Thank you more. ’
I rested in Nayeon's room and discussed the operation with Rossi.
‘I think I can do something about sleeping here. ’
[Is there any way?]
Why don't we just pretend we're asleep? You're not gonna wake someone up and kick them out. ’
[It's worth a try. I agree.]
The question is, what happens if that thing gets excited in the shower before me? ’
[Does it matter?]
Is it recorded as a virgin when a woman breaks a virgin's virginity? ’
[No, the decision on the virgin screening option in the info window is based on penis insertion, not virgin damage.]
"Amazing. How do you know that? Is it the heavenly world?"
[Modern technology is also sufficient to know.]
"Really?"
[Yes, we can use the antistatic antibody test to determine sexual intercourse.]
"Settler." What? ’
[Let me briefly explain how this works. You know, I have an encyclopedia of performance information.]
‘Yes, I don't have anything to do right now. ’
Basically, if you think of it as an antigen-antibody response, it's easy to understand. When a man's sperm enters a woman's body through the mouth, vagina, anus or other mucosa, the woman's body counts the sperm that has invaded from the outside as an antigen and produces antibodies against it. This antibody is extinct.
because it doesn't, it stays in a woman's body for the rest of her life.]
So you're saying that antibodies exist, at least not virgins? ’
[Yes, of course, some people have antibodies, some people don't. This is the limit of modern medicine. In the heavenly world, there's a new technology that you can see.]
"Wow, the heavenly system! ’
[Also, rumor has it that the above tests can infer the number of men involved. However, it is not possible to distinguish anti-static antibodies that respond to antigens in modern medicine. because the technology above is only allowed in the heavenly world.]
‘Hm. Do you have that option? ’
[Yes, the name is rather odd.]
What is it?
[It's a 'mop discriminator’ · · · ·. Skills in the info window are one of the options given when they evolve.]
‘After all, Naming Sense. ’
[Use the options above to see how many sexual experiences you have had with this woman or how many partners you have had with her.]
‘I'd rather not know,. It's not good to know. ’
[Of course, options can be disabled, so you can hide them if you don't think they're necessary.]
I've been talking to Rossi for a long time, and suddenly I hear a knock.
Knock, knock.
“Brother, we've all washed · · ·. ”
I pretended to fall asleep in a hurry.
Knock, knock.
“Yes? Why aren't you answering? ”
I was lying down with my eyes closed, and I heard the door open.
“Do you, Brother Doucheon? ”
“Why are you sleeping here? ”
“Maybe we've been washing for too long. I told you not to play games. ”
“Shall I wake you?”
“You won't wake up. My brother Satyr used to drink and pass out. I heard he was completely unconscious back then. ”
“Cheers. I bet you can't even drink! Let's wake him up first. ”
Suddenly, I hear a thump, and someone pinches my sleeping cheek.
“Wake up, brother! ”
“Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm. ”
“It's not happening at all. ”
“Don't. Why are you bothering someone who's sleeping? ”
“So you're just gonna let it go? You're not sending her home? ”
“I can't help it. I fell asleep drunk. Let's put her to bed here because we have two rooms anyway. We'll sleep in the little room. ”
“Hing. I like the bed better. ”
“There's a latex matrix in the small room closet. You can sleep on it. ”
“Heehee. Okay, you and Nayeon should cuddle. ”
“Don't do anything really unnecessary. I'm very sensitive. ”
“Did you like it? ”
“I don't know, girl, I'm going to turn it off because I'm sleeping. ”
“But can I sleep like that? ”
“Then what? ”
“Take off your pants, you're uncomfortable sleeping. ”
“Ugh, are you really a pervert? Don't say that. ”
“Heehee. I thought you were more curious? ”
“What?”
“I wonder if you really are a big deal. ”
“Ouch! You really! ”
Tak
You hear the sound of the fire extinguishing and the area around your eyelids darkens. Outside the living room, you still hear two people yelling.
“I'm serious because you're drunk, Lee Yeon-du! ”
“Heh heh. Isn't that great? Better than a man, huh? ”
“Enough! You pervert! ”
As their voices fade, you hear the door closing again. It seemed to have entered the small room you mentioned earlier.
I slowly opened my eyes in the dark.
‘Is it starting now? ’
End
Angry Fire Column