“What a dick, what a big deal. ”
My grandfather, who was passing by in the tub, threw a word at me with a jealous face. My triceps are shrunk.
Obviously, the stuff is big and something to see.
Some people ask what size comparisons are made in the state of outrage, but the tree that wants to become a tree is a different law from the leaves. A man's abilities at a glance (?).
If you're a singer in karaoke and you're a basketball player, you get a dick in the bathtub.) The big guy is the best.
[You must be proud, my lord.]
‘I'm not jealous. ’
In Lee Jungwoo's time, I avoided being able to become a public bath.
One day, I went to the sauna and overheard a conversation among my subordinates in the bathroom.
Did you see that?
Yeah, it's fucking small, man.
You kept staring at me in surprise.
Is it because you're short?
What does it matter? Even though it's the same height, it's a lot of different sizes.
Ugh, poor wife. You look beautiful in that picture.
What are you doing? A good husband at night is the best.
Well, my wife and I had a very different dinner the next day.
See how he's bragging? Is that all you got? Technique is more important, Hamma.
At that time, I was so pissed off that I tried to say something to the bathroom door, and I remember smoking all the time because I was naked. After that, I bathed at home as long as I could.
There are several criteria for evaluating a man.
Whether it's looks, abilities, property.
But surprisingly, it's the ability to do well at night.
No matter how rich a son or a top star is, a magic word proves it.
Then what? My snitch.
That's where the game ends.
Honestly, what is the fundamental reason why a man wants to look good and have abilities?
Because you want to be recognized? To be happier?
Bullshit.
Eventually, I'm struggling to get my cock in the head of a stuck-up girl.
The same is true for most Nobel Prize-winning scientists in their mid-20s. The young and intelligent brain that has entered the marriage age is going into full power.
What's the matter with you?
To get the girl you want right away!
That's all there is to it.
Zinkitzkan occupied half the world in order to spread its genes throughout the ages. Kublai Khan, his grandson, has four queens and about 7,000 concubines, and every two years, he expels 200 concubines and gets a new one.
Emperor Zahangir of India maintained Harem with more than 6,300 women until the early 17th century.
Not to mention the astronaut with more than 3,000 concubines.
After all, life is just one big piece of shit.
Cool off without circles!
“Hey, check out the news. He was the grandson of Sam-hyun Group. ”
“Who's the blue one? ”
“Why, you have a famous drama writer these days. Wind and candy.”
“Isn't that a novel? I saw my sister reading it. ”
“Yes, the original novel. Anyway, it's a very famous book, and it's only a pseudonym, so nobody knew who it was. ”
I looked at the TV in the tub and looked at the screen unknowingly because of the chatter. It was surrounded by reporters and there was a senior citizen who was interviewing.
‘Hey, that guy. ’
The news title was subtitled [Famous writer, revealing himself as the grandson of the Tiger Blue group].
‘Aha, that's what I saw with the reporters back then. Khh. It's nice to see Seong-min running around like a thunderbird. ’
“Ha, but she's also really talented. I can't believe you acted anonymously because you didn't want to be nominated by the family. ”
“Do you believe that? That's all I'm saying. I'm sure the drama PD already knew that. How much can Sam-hyun pay for advertising? ”
“I don't know. Maybe. ”
“You want me to put all that up? ”
“How am I supposed to make my grandson a successful novelist? ”
“Build an image. Show that you have the ability to be this self-sufficient without the help of your family, and then later receive an excuse to inherit the group. Look at Paris Hilton. Doing business like a crackerjack. That's the strategy. ”
“Sounds reasonable.”
“Honestly, we're not even sure if he wrote it himself. He could have saved the writer at the last minute and just put his name on it. ”
“Well, that's curious. ”
I left behind the two young men chattering.
I don't know, but as long as the press is exposed, we can't go on like old times. I mean, I ate his sister this time, but if you touch me one more time, I'll make you go to hell.
After coming out of the bath, several people's messages arrived on their smartphones. It was the usual greetings of women who were mostly related.
‘It's annoying to reply every day. ’
[Just take good care of it. without feeling ignored.]
‘Yes. If you straighten out an accomplishment right away, it won't be too human. ’
As I was replying one by one, Taeyoung's note arrived.
Tae Young: Hyung? Are you sleeping?
I tried to ignore it, but it became a reading mark because I didn't know how to click it. Hmm. It's annoying.
Lesson number one: not yet. Hey, what's going on?
Taeyoung: There's the BJ Ga-young I told you about. I heard you invited a guy to join you today, and he's back at the big bat. Be sure to watch it when you have time.
Lesson number one: Hey. I don't see that, man.
Tae Young: You'll really regret it if you don't watch it live.
Lesson number one: Never mind. Wash and grow. I'll see you tomorrow.
Tae Young: Yes, brother.
I left the text in a hurry, but I felt uncomfortable.
In the previous broadcast, Taeyoung almost got caught in the middle of the conversation. He still suspects me.
What if I call this guy in the middle again? ’
[Why don't you turn your phone off at all?]
Wouldn't that be more suspicious? I can see you're still suspicious. ’
[You must be exhausted.]
‘I mean. We'd better get an alibi for this opportunity and clear the air. ’
[Is there a way?]
I smiled and replied.
Have you ever heard of a time lapse attack? ’
* * *
He hurried home. It was an hour before the broadcast started.
When I took Batman's mask and knocked on Seoyun's visit, Seoyun held out her head tightly.
“I thought you'd be late, but you're early. ”
“Yes, you said it was an important broadcast. ”
Seo Yun smiled and invited me inside.
“Have you thought about the concept of broadcasting? ”
“But first, I need to check something. ”
“What?”
“Can you broadcast a broadcast, record a broadcast? ”
“Recording? It's possible. But why do people look at sex instead of sex? ”
It doesn't cost much to download the bully.
If you know how to search, you can do it for free.
However, there is only one reason why people fall in love with each other while paying money.
“Communication. ”
“Communication?”
“Yes. The person on the screen responds to comments in real time. 'Cause that's what got me so worked up. ”
Seo-yoon's philosophy was firm.
That the opponent who moves according to his needs is much more immersive than one-sided aggression.
“Sometimes there are BJs that sell openly. 50 in breast massages, 100 missing bottoms, 200 insertion magnets, just like that. If you put up a subtitle and shoot a starwind to match the content, you do it accordingly. ”
“You look like a puppet. ”
“That's right, that's right. The person on the screen gives you money and you do what they say. That's why the broadcast has to be live. ”
“I know what you mean. So how about we just shoot for about 10 minutes, connect and go live? ”
“There's nothing I can't do, but why do I have to do that? ”
He explained what he suspected from his successor.
To end his suspicions, he's building an Alabama.
“· · That happened. Okay, I don't want to interrupt my school life after I'm on the air. Let's put the recording on at 11: 40 and get it out of there about 10 minutes early. Did you take a shower?”
He undressed instead of answering.
“I cleaned every inch of it for today. ”
“I like your mind. I like this one better. ”
Seo Yun grinned and touched Daehoon's whining object. Her eyes, transformed into BJ Ga-young, were staring at the object of instruction deliciously.
“I'm going to wash up. I'm having a drink in the fridge for a while. ”
“Yes."
Seo-yoon poured his robe into the shower and headed to the bathroom. Looking at his wrinkly, full-grown butt, he tasted it.
"One body in a corner"? If you're a public servant later, you'll be popular. ’
He imagined Seo Yun passing the exam and working in the same office. A ninth-grade civil servant dealing with complaints with a thorough hiding of the past. Behind an innocent face is the true color of a girl.
‘Khh. That would be nice, too. ’
[What do you think?]
‘Uh, nothing. Seo Yun encouraged me to take the exam well. ’
[Today could be the day of the battle, by the way. I hope you make it to 500cc this time.]
What's the preliminary record? ’
[I'll put it up on the screen.]
Achievable Great List (to date 9/108)
105. Excuse me, please turn on the Jeep. (Target female gispots, achieved by ejecting over 500cc of ejaculate solution.)
Your hand skills have reached the sky.
Achievement Reward: Dual-Shock (Turbo Motor is fitted on your finger).)
Best Ever: 450ml
We're short 50cc's. Today is the day to succeed. ’
When he finished showering, Seo-yoon walked out wet.
“I'm sorry, Dawn. Can I have a towel? There's nothing on the shelf. ”
When I saw Seo-yoon's wet body, I reacted a lot.
I asked him as he was chattering frequently.
“Where are the towels? ”
“Under the dresser over there in the closet. ”
He took out a towel and washed himself.
“I could · · ·. ”
“This is a service. ”
He wipes his body with a towel and starts touching the silver. When I was wiping my chest, I grabbed it with my hands, and when I was wiping my legs, I was sweeping my fingers between my legs.
“Ahh · · ·. ”
Seo Yun, who was sensitive, became attached to the tender affection.
“Don't do that. I think I'm getting wet already. ”
“What's wrong with getting wet anyway? ”
“No, you have to put your underwear back on. ”
“Can't we start from the beginning? ”
“He doesn't know anything. It's much more rude to take them off one by one. It stimulates your imagination.”
“Is that so?"
Seo Yun, who dried up, picked panties from the closet. What she chose was a scissor style with a clear butt. Pale pink in colour.
“Isn't black sexier? ”
“Usually. But the audience is more excited about wet panties. ”
“Aha, because of the water marks? ”
“Bingo.”
Dressed in an up-and-down set, Seoyun wore silk slips with straps on her shoulders. It was a short ultramini dress that was short enough to show all the panties when the legs were short.
I admired Seo-yoon's meticulous appearance of picking out a costume.
“Obviously, the profession is different. I can't believe you're wearing all those costumes. ”
“I'm a junkie. All the hotties have costumes. Nurse uniforms, police uniforms. I've seen some benchmarking, but it's a class act. ”
“Fantastic.”
“If you're interested, why don't you try? I think you're talented enough. The other day, I got a recommendation from a Japanese AV scout. ”
“That's right. Have you had any more messages since then? ”
“Yeah, I'd love to hear from you if you change your mind. Maybe today's broadcast will be intuitive. I blew up a lot of commercials yesterday. ”
‘It's not some domestic pro baseball spectator on a major scout · ·. ’
The more I learned about it, the more I was amazed at the broadcast of adults. Word on the street is that there are a lot of homeowners working in the ghetto.) were diverting and diverting here. In a way, the development and supply of IT technology has pioneered a new market.
‘This is the creative economy. ’
“Oh, but I have a question. ”
Seo Yoon asked him to set up his microphone and webcam to prepare for the broadcast.
“What?"
“The vocal mimic from last time. How did you do that? You sound like a completely different person. ”
At that time, he used items to modulate his voice to hide his identity. Seo Yun was curious about the sound of doctrine that changed so much.
“Did you see the movie Batman? ”
“Yes.”
“Bruce Wayne, the protagonist, turns his voice into a mask. So am I.”
“Blood. You think you're a real Batman? ”
“That's right, Batman. Then disguise yourself, Catwoman. It's time to start recording. ”
Seo Yun wore a mask as he said. When he saw it, he said what came to mind.
“Wait, if you don't communicate with the viewers, you'll get a recording. ”
“Could it be? What, you got a better idea? ”
“Yeah. I noticed you had a lot of tools the other day. Do you have any? ”
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