Turning his head, a middle-aged man of small stature held up a sign. The sign says “Lee Do-hoon.”
“Hello."
“Oh, is Batman Sensei here? ”
“That's right.”
The scout looks at me and bows his head in exaggerated movements. I felt like a man in a van with Japanese manners.
“It's an honor to meet a nobleman. I'm Okamoto.”
Okamoto? I've heard that name before. Oh, the condom! ’
Come to think of it, it was the same as the Japanese brand of 0.03mm ultra-thin condom. You're a wildlife producer. You have a different first name.
“It's Lee Dou Hoon. Please, call me Dou Hoon. ”
“Haha! Shall we go to the destination? ”
Okamoto asked me, dragging a big carrier.
“Do you speak Japanese? ”
“No, I speak only English. Is there a problem? ”
“No, I will dedicate my interpretation of the doctrine in the future. Are you new to Japan?”
I was hesitant to answer. I've been there a few times in my past life, but I've never been in Lee Do-hoon's body before. Japan was not my record of leaving the country marked with a vengeance passport.
“· · · This is my first time. More than that, I wonder how I got cast. ”
“Oh, actually, our company is quite large, so we have actors internationally. I'm a scout for Asia. ”
“I see. I thought only Japanese appeared at night · · ·. ”
Okamoto sweeps his shiny head up like a condom. My head splits open on the side.
“Haha, it's the age of the internationalization of Bayarro. There's been a lot of demand in the past for white Russians and African-Americans. There are occasional mainland excursions, but when viewers want to see Newface, they tend to go abroad and pick up a fresh face. ”
“I see.”
“Recent trends have also increased demand for China, South Korea, or Asia, such as Taiwan or Vietnam. Korean women are especially popular on the mainland because they have a beautiful appearance. Oh, Tsumimasen! This may sound offensive to the prize. ”
“It's okay. It's business anyway. ”
I'm not kidnapping you and forcing you to shoot, but what do I care?
“Thank you for your understanding. Anyway, we shoot local locally, we shoot locally, we shoot locally on our national set. ”
“But is it common to cast male actors like me? ”
Okamoto shakes his head.
In the meantime, we arrive at the airport search party. People were waiting with bored expressions within the guidelines bent to 'L'.
“No, actually, it was a little unusual for the doctrine. ”
“An anomaly?”
“Usually for male actors, I prefer Anglo-Sex or African-American. More than anything · ·”
Okamoto raises his forearm vertically, showing off his biceps.
“· · Size is Ewhai. ”
"Ugh, what a pervert. ’
“Well, I see. ”
“I tend to have a good preference for objects, especially for female viewers. ”
“Yes · · ·. ”
“I was actually surprised when I happened to see the prize broadcast. ”
“My show? ”
“BJ Ga-young who was photographed · · ·. ”
“Oh, that's just a little friendship thing. I haven't been on another broadcast since. ”
“Aha, you did. Anyway, the Tau Hun Award is a typical Korean, but physical. ”
Okamoto lowers his eyes slightly and casts his gaze into my groin. He said, tasting again.
“· · · I envy him as the same man. He had a really great item. ”
“Oh, yeah, well. ”
It's such a shame to hear such a big compliment from a man.
Okamoto passes through the search party first, with fewer lines.
When it was my turn, I unwrapped the backpack, put it on the conveyor belt, and passed a square door frame lookup. Then a beep rang. The woman who was holding the metal detector across the street approached me and asked.
“Can you untie me if you have a belt or a watch? ”
“Yes.”
I loosened the buckle and asked Rossi.
Do you think the smart watch has a metal detector? ’
[No, it's a superalloy that doesn't exist in the world. No metallic components detected.]
‘Okay.’
As I loosened my belt, put it on my conveyor belt, and passed the search bar again, the search party staff approached.
“Can you raise your arms? ”
“Yes.”
The uniform-style employee was a pretty cute looking woman. He's in his mid-20s?
"Oh, that's cute. ’
[Master. Restraint · · · ·.]
"Will you be disciplined? I've been starving for the last few days studying for exams. ’
While I was still hungry, the young woman stuttered and felt a sudden melancholy. The woman shrugged as she stretched her arms like Jesus, scouring me with a metal detector, immediately lowering her posture and groping her pants.
You want to play a little game? ’
Ha-ha.
As I moved the erected object, the woman looked up at me with her eyes wide open.
“Bar, what was that? ”
“Yes? What? ”
I'm such a jerk.
“Is there something in your pants? ”
“I don't see anything. ”
“Hmm · · · ·. ”
The woman raises the metal detector with suspicious eyes and bends it in front of her trousers a few times. However, there was absolutely nothing to catch in the yard, not with a ball of iron in the big object.
“What's the matter? ”
“Do you mind if I do a quick body search? ”
“Yes.”
A woman at the Security Search Force looks suspicious and touches her trousers.
Mockingbird
At that time, when the large object was caught in the hand, the female employee flinched and stepped back. She seemed to have realized the identity of the chattering object.
A woman with a red face was embarrassed and apologized.
“I'm sorry. Accidentally. ”
“It's okay. It could be. ”
“Sat, pass. ”
The woman passed me with a embarrassed expression.
I joined Okamoto, who was waiting outside the search box, smiling quietly.
“Is there a problem? Looks like they did a body search. ”
“I almost got arrested for possession of a weapon. ”
“Weapons?”
“I'm kidding.”
“Oh, Korean jokes are a little hard to understand. Here's Gage 15. ”
“Yes.”
[You're still mean.]
What did I do? I stuttered. ’
[Tsk, tsk. What are you doing dancing in front of a woman on duty?]
‘Hmph. I feel weird when I see kids in uniform. ’
[Like those stewardesses over there?]
At Rossi's words, I turned around and saw a group of stewardesses in Aozai uniforms walking with each heel.
Oh, are you with the Vietnamese Airlines? It's warm. ’
[Do not be blinded. Factory soap.]
Can't you even look at me? ’
[It's because the master looks so sly.]
Okamoto asked, while he was hanging out with Rossi.
“Have you ever seen our label prize? ”
“What was your name again? ”
“I'm in distribution on a label called Tokyo Hot. ”
“I'm not good with tantrums. ”
“Oh, right. ”
Of course, I used to look audacious at Lee Jungwoo's time.
I was not a mania enough to memorize it, but I think I have seen a few titles called Tokyo Hot.
But it became a lesson, and I didn't need to see the action from now on.
Because my life is like a wild animal.
“You can go to the set later, but the life of an actor as a child is not just good. ”
“Is that so?"
“Yes, I like to do things for fun, but they say it's painful when it comes to jobs. Actors, too, but male actors are also very difficult. ”
Okamoto told me stories about the industry.
The story is interesting. I didn't know the time and I heard it was time to get on the plane.
“Lesson Award seating is a business class. I only got one spot booked for the same day Thank you for your patience. ”
“You can book a general seat with · · ·. ”
“No, but he's our guest. I'll see you when I arrive. Enjoy your trip. ”
“Yes.”
I got on the gas and took a seat with the crew. Leaning back on a large business class, the fatigue that had accumulated had suddenly hit me.
‘Ugh, I guess it's been too long for a few days. I'm getting really tired.’
[Well done.Did you take the test well?]
‘I don't know. Half. However, if you have a bad head, your hands and feet suffer. Did you feel the urgency to say that? ’
[Maybe the previous owner was too thoughtful.]
‘Of course, there's no such thing. I feel like I went back to an old folder phone while using the latest smartphone. ’
[Do you regret making your IQ 100 or less?]
‘No, I don't regret it. ’
[Ahh · · ·.]
'Cause when I was a tall, fucking little guy in my past life, I had that thought for a second. Bad head can be overcome with effort. Reduce your sleep. Reduce your play time. We can follow you anyway. ’
[Yes.]
‘But the keys and stuff didn't work out. ’
[Ahh · · ·.]
‘That was the most unfair thing. It's not my fault I'm short and cocky. What do you want me to do? ’
[Not really. It's genetic.]
‘But I felt dirty because I was ignored as something I shouldn't have tried. So if I was born again, I wanted to reduce my IQ a little bit, but I wanted to increase my height a lot. ’
[You fulfilled your wish.]
‘Yeah, so I don't regret it. I'm just a little slow on the brain rotation. Lee Jungwoo's experience and knowledge are still in his head. ’
[I'm glad you think so.]
Then the pilot's announcement came out. To summarize such nonsense, it took approximately two and a half hours to reach Tokyo airport.
‘After a good night's sleep, we'll be there. ’
[Yes, thanks for taking the test. Rest well.]
I took out my sleeping goggles and dug myself into a comfy chair. I heard a woman's voice next to me as I was about to fall asleep.
“Sir, the plane is about to take off. Would you please put your seat belt on? ”
“Oh · ·, yes. ”
I take off my eye patch to wear the belt, but I see a familiar face in front of me. She also took off her eyepatch and pointed at each other in horror whether she recognized me or not.
“Were you that golfing apprentice? ”
“Maybe the last age · · · ·. ”
* * *
“Maybe the last age · · · ·. ”
Bo-young hurriedly shuts her mouth before she speaks of the word "night."
“Town!”
“Shh. Don't say anything. ”
Bo-young notices and knows the other stewardesses' pathway.
“Please don't say anything. This is my job. You don't think I'm going to be embarrassed? ”
Stuck in his mouth, he nods slowly.
“Puha. I thought you were dead. ”
“Hoho, customer. It's your first time on a plane. Don't be so nervous. ”
When Bo-young suddenly asked me to leave, my doctrine was stunning.
She was my roommate the other day, right? ’
[Yes, this is Bo-young Kim.]
‘Oh, right. Bo-young Kim. What a coincidence to meet you here. ’
Bo-young checks to see if the guests around her are wearing belts, and then returns to her side.
“Weren't you lying back then? ”
She lowered her voice so that she couldn't hear it from anyone else.
“What am I? ”
“Were you really a golfing instructor? ”
“Haha. So you thought it was a lie? ”
“Oh, no · · · · But not everyone who comes tells the truth. ”
“You told me the truth. ”
He said towards Bo-young, who was dressed as a stewardess. Originally, the beauty Bo-young was wearing a neat uniform, which looked very sexy.
“Did you check her belt? ”
Then, beyond the curtain leading to the general seat, I heard a voice looking for her.
“Yes, I'm on my way. ”
Bo-young said as she flicked a wink at him.
“I'll be back after takeoff, so don't sleep. Okay?"
“I'm tired. ”
“Tsi. I haven't seen you in a long time, and you're not happy. ”
“Then bring me some coffee when you get here. ”
“Yes, sir. ”
Bo-young politely replied and disappeared to another place. When he met someone he knew on the plane to Japan, he was very surprised and pleased.
"Wow, I thought I'd never see you again, and here I am again. I think he said he was international then, too. ’
[Exactly.]
‘I think it's prettier because I'm wearing a uniform. ’
[It's probably because of the uniform Patrice.]
Patrice?
[The master was gentle with women in uniform. So did the last nurse.]
‘Hmph. That's what I thought. I want to peel off the uniforms for no reason. Nurse, stewardess, police, soldier · · ·. You know, stuff like that. ’
[Typical symptoms.]
‘Speaking of which, shall we peel her off again? ’
[You mean here?]
What's not to like? Finally, there's an empty seat next to me. ’
The seat next to him was vacancy to see if the reservation had been canceled. Also, due to the nature of the business seat, the gap between the seats was wide, and most passengers were older adults, so they closed their eyes as if they were going to sleep.
He laughed bitterly as he felt the tension of the airplane taking off.
‘I've had enough sex on the ground, so it's not bad for a public war. ’
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