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“Oh, did you? ”
“Yes, the gym teacher's car smelled something squishy. Oh, you can't say that. ”
“Of course, I'm aware of that. But I think I know what it smells like. ”
“What is it?”
“Teacher Kim dropped me off a few times before I was hired to buy a car. At that point, I found my socks in the back seat. ”
The PE teacher's passion is longer than I thought. ’
At the time of assignment, Hyunah was a new footy in his mid-20s.
The school repeats the same thing every time because of the nature of its work, and is starting to appear in front of the gym teacher when it comes to getting married.
Although he had a slight catch, the gym teacher who saw a virgin who looked like a spicy horse would be unconsciously depressed.
The tastiest woman I've ever seen is a woman I've never met.
But in her 30s, which was also unlikely to be a married man, she kept a certain distance from her PE teacher, and it seems to have led to unilateral attention to date.
I felt a strange sense of morale after understanding what had happened.
‘Someone has been staring at the virgin teacher for years, and I will eat her naked for less than a week. I knew the world wasn't fair. ’
Yes, it is.
The world is unfair.
There are many cases where a tree that can't be seen by anyone is just a weed that is common to some.
This absurdity is nobody's fault.
The world has been and will continue to be.
"Better to take than to take. Blame someone who gave you desire but didn't give you abilities, Kim Bong-du. ’
“I think it's because you work out a lot. ”
He said, "Yeah. It's all about exercise in front of me all the time. He won the regular bowling match, went to the countryside for golf on the weekend · ·. Do you ever want to learn tennis with me? Is it good for your body or what? ”
My gym teacher's tearful black history kicked my tongue.
‘Since you're good at exercises, you must have appealed to them a lot. You don't know a woman, but you don't know her very well. ’
[In what way?]
‘It's true that women like men who are good at exercising. No, women like men who study well and men who make good money. ’
[Isn't that obvious? It's human instinct to like someone with abilities.]
‘But the PE teacher is out of the picture. ’
What?
‘This.'
He unconsciously waves his palm in front of his face.
Face?
‘Yes. First you have to get this, then you have to do the rest well to be charming. I'm good at studying, but I'm fat. I'm good at exercising, but my face is grinding. Yeah, well, that's bullshit. ’
[You mean the face of the monument. Master, you said you didn't know the time of the frog tadpole.]
‘Hehe. Acknowledge. That I've changed a lot. But living as a handsome man, there's nothing more comfortable than this. It's true that women look good and men have abilities. But in his 20s, a man's ability may be the best in appearance. ’
[Do you really think so?]
‘I've actually lived two lives. Hey, to be honest, when is the best time a man can fuck a woman in his 20s for nothing? ’
I don't know.
‘Just the same 20s. You have the body, you have no vision, but you're just young and plump. That's the only way to fuck a woman in her 20s. ’
[I don't know if you're right, but it's definitely an impure idea.]
‘I don't care if it's impure. I've been living like an idiot for 40 years. As long as I'm back in my 20s, physically fit, I'll do it without a sex circle I've never had in my life. You could have died! ’
[Yes, enjoy as much as you want.]
“Is it hot? Should I turn on the air conditioner? ”
A misunderstood toddler waved my hand gesture and turned on the air conditioning for the vehicle. I felt refreshed with a cool breeze soon. After 10 o'clock, the car stopped and the road was pretty quiet.
Hyun-ah said with a cheerful expression.
“Oh, I want to go away like this. ”
“Yes? You're not going home? ”
“I have to go. I'm going, but I just feel like it. You'll feel frustrated when you get back to the academy. It's not easy to repeat the same life all the time. Bored?”
“I'm still unfamiliar. ”
“That's what happens when you're a teacher. Just like when I was a beginner. I get ready for class, take care of business, and then the day goes by. When you come home like that, you're exhausted, and you go back to work the next day. But after all these years, it's so boring. ”
“But don't teachers have holidays? I think you can go play a lot then · · ·. ”
“What are you doing on vacation? I don't have anyone to go with. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
A newborn who switched the topic to the story of a jealous man asked me.
“Why can't I have a relationship? ”
“Ugh, hmm · · · ·. Well, I don't know. You're pretty enough. ”
I deliberately acted as a child.
“Really? I'm pretty? Where are you going?”
“Well, that's · · · ·. ”
“Aigoo, you shouldn't compliment the scrotum like that. You sound like you're on your feet. Women like specific compliments. ”
Are you lecturing me on romance? ’
[It seems so.]
‘I'll let you hear it. ’
“Is that so?"
“Of course. Me, too, but you're still beating yourself up. ”
“I'm a little rusty. ”
“Haven't you ever had a girlfriend? ”
“Before the army. When I was 20, what would I know? ”
“Hehe. What do you think you know now? ”
His voice became more dense. Sometimes, while holding the steering wheel, there is a stickiness in the gaze. It's like licking my body with my tongue.
"Oh, you must be starving. ’
[Maybe it was the master who provoked you earlier?]
‘That might be the effect. I've been giving you suggestions. ’
What are you implying?]
‘It's like a conditional reflex. Every time I go up on the lane, you get a good vibe. You probably didn't even think about the item, so you probably thought it was because of me. ’
[Haha. You matched the conditions with the stimulus.]
‘Yes, if you keep looking at it like that, you'll get drenched just looking at my backboard with a bowling ball naturally. I don't know why.’
[Wow, you really · · · ·. You seem to be excellent at using items.]
“Oh, no, I don't know anything, but · · ·. ”
“Hehe. I was too cute to be ashamed of him. Aren't you popular with your sisters? ”
“Sisters?”
“Yeah, girls at school. ”
A lot.
There's so many I can't even spill my fingers.
“We don't have a lot of women because we're in gym. We're probably the most savages in the army. ”
“Oh, I see. ”
I kept throwing her away like bait for no woman.
I just got out of the army.
I like exercise too much.
There are not many women in the same department.
If a clue like this is piled up, it is likely that Hyunah will reach this conclusion.
“Somehow · · ·. So you don't have a girlfriend yet? You've got enough to live on. ”
“Me? Me? ”
“Don't you know? ”
“I'm not very popular · · ·. ”
“It's because you're not trying hard enough. Workout is better than women, right? ”
“Ugh, hmm · · · ·. I like sports a lot. ”
“See, that's why you can't have a girlfriend. We have to meet first. We can be together, right? It takes two hands to clap to make a sound. ”
“Oh · ·, yes. ”
The atmosphere must have cleared up by now. It's time to throw rice cakes.
“I don't really have much experience. ”
“What experience? Women's experience?”
“Oh, well. Yes.”
I dropped my head pretending to be embarrassed.
Now Hyunah will mistakenly think I'm a bachelor of mercy.
“Really? With a real woman. Oh, my God. What's going on? ”
The baby laughs in a huff.
Are you so happy that I'm sympathetic?
“Then what did you do with the girlfriend you dated before the army? ”
“I met him · · · in a few months. Three months? ”
“In three months. Haven't you had enough lately? ”
“Well, what? ”
“Well, what else do you know? Do you really have no experience?"
I nod shamefully.
“Cow, I've only held hands. ”
“Oh my God, oh my God. You just sent it off to go to the army with your boyfriend? ”
“Well, then, how do we send it? ”
“Do I really have to say it? ”
It was an enjoyable expression for the baby.
It seemed to be a taste for harassing an innocent young man.
“Anyway, you've wasted your life. Not even in the army? ”
“What are you doing in the army? ”
“No, it sounds like men leave the military. Why don't you just do that? ”
Hyunah cleverly continued to dig up 19 gold topics while avoiding direct remarks. Probably wants to get me fired up.
"Funny teacher. I mean, she's so determined to keep her teacher tall, she's so sexually immoral. ’
[From the way you keep accepting it, you seem to be enjoying yourself.]
‘Yeah, you've always eaten women. Sometimes getting eaten feels like fun · ·. ’
[Is this some kind of power you're hiding?]
‘Let Lee Do-hoon hide the object. ’
[That sounds like a bedtime title.]
“Well, I don't like that much. ”
“Strange? You're not in trouble, are you? ”
“Uh, where? ”
“There.”
He pointed between my legs with his jaw.
I pretended to be startled.
“Oh, no. It's amazing.”
“I don't think so! I don't have sex without it! ”
Hyunah seemed to be starting to get a taste for teasing.
I couldn't wait to see where I was going.
“Well, I do, too. West, lust. ”
Steamed specialty.
The baby's stammering skills have increased its heat.
“Is that what you want to do in front of her? You're a teacher. I'm a teacher. Hmph!”
[What do you want me to do?]
‘Looks like a popular term. · · ’
At that time, the car entered the alley.
It was a single-floor residence, not an apartment.
“Almost there. I live in this neighborhood. ”
“Oh, I see. ”
“The price of a house in Seoul is so high. I couldn't get into the apartment, and the studio was so small that I rented a second floor of my own house. ”
“Yes.”
Hyunah said, kicking his car against the wall.
“Is he going out? ”
“Yes?”
“If you're hungry, would you like some ramen at Sam's? ”
‘Ugh, this girl has seen so much drama. ’
“Oh, no. It's too late.”
“It's okay. I don't eat it. ”
“Oh, no, that's not it. You live alone · · ·. ”
“What do you think? I live downstairs with the owner and his wife. You're not thinking clearly, are you? ”
Please, just think about it. It seems to be saying.
“Oh, no. How I · · · ·. ”
“Then have a cup of tea. I dropped you off here. How can I just let you go? ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
I hesitated and nodded.
“Then, just drink the tea. You found me a cell phone.”
“Good thinking. Let's get off.”
The baby steps out of the car excitedly. Although it was a single-floor house, there were separate stairs to the second floor. Hyunah opened the door with a key and guided me.
“Come up. The outside is thick, but the inside is clean. ”
“Go, thank you. ”
I followed her into the house, and it was a cozy and tidy house, just like she said. It had its own porch and living room, two rooms, and it was quite spacious to live alone.
“Wow, you live in a house. ”
“Spacious isn't good. I feel lonely when I fill a large space by myself. ”
“Yes.”
“Stay on the couch for a second. Do you want me to turn on the TV?”
“Oh, no. I'll turn it on.”
“Yes, I'm going to take a quick shower. ”
“Sir, are you washing? ”
“What are you so surprised about? Washing. Washing. ”
Her pronunciation that emphasizes washing water twice sounded strangely like "sex."
“Oh, yeah, yeah. ”
The baby went into the bathroom smiling bloody. I looked around the living room and saw the interior.
The textile couch in the Union Jack pattern was fluffy, and the wooden table in front was eclectic. Above the table was a portrait of an infant who seemed to have taken a background in a foreign temple. Is he a traveler? Her face looked a little younger than it is now, and it felt like she was somewhere inside.
‘Hmm. You were a bit green then. That's why the PE teacher fell in love with him. ’
[Aren't you still young?]
‘It's not much, but it's not young. When a woman is 29 years old, it's like a monk. Did you hear that in the car? Slightly obscene. ’
[But that's not true.]
‘Women are different from men as they get older, in their early 20s and late 20s. And it's different when you're in your 30s. ’
[Why is that?]
‘Cause of the hormones. There's a steady increase in testosterone secretion in sexual appetite. Men are sexually aroused because of their high hormones, but women naturally become aroused because of the increase in them. ’
[Aha.]
‘Moreover, Hyunah hasn't seen a man in a while. I'm pretty sure it's about to burst. ’
[You set the master on fire in such a state.]
‘Yes. I've tasted it in the bowling alley once, so I won't be able to skip today. ’
At that time, the bathroom door opened and the baby came out, plucking his head with a towel. He only washed his hair, and the wet hair was secretly sexy.
Besides, the clothes on top were also changed into a knitted t-shirt · ·.
Is that a knob?
The knob was clear that both sides of the chest popped out.
You're so determined, you.
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