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“Yes? Me? ”
After the timing!
As the holy water shoved me with the palm of a bear, Linda, who was rubbing the object, quickly took off her hand. I was unexpectedly summoned, and my gaze came together. It was fortunate that the discreet gesture between the two was unnoticed.
“Yes, he's a good singer. He's a fucking singer. ”
“That's right. He sings really well. ”
Holy water catches. First things first.
The two of them breathed together and pulled me up onto the stage as if I was salty.
“No, but it's in front of the singers. ”
“Are you a really good singer? ”
“Wow, a handsome guy can even sing! ”
“I have a song for you. ”
The members of Cutie's girl group looked at me with one shiny eye. It was a stressful situation to sing among singers who were not other people and who were professionals. Furthermore, it was the problem that the singer-songwriter Jehu was behind the scenes. I have to be good.
Situation of transition.
"Oh, you're such a bear. You're not helping today. ’
The drunk holy water made me stand up with a blush on my face.
“He's the best singer in our family. No, it's almost the best we've ever had. ”
“Wow! Really? ”
“Let me hear it.”
Even an idol is just an ordinary college student when he comes downstairs. As much as it was a private drink, everyone was showing their true colors, putting down their usual masks. Now I was full of anticipation for handsome brother's song.
‘Era, I don't know. How did this happen? It's been a long time since I've been a singer. ’
Then, Linda folded her arms and asked me.
“Dohun, do you ever rap? ”
“Yes?”
“You said you liked hip-hop earlier. ”
Come to think of it, she was not at all interested in the national ballad song. In other words, in order to score her points, you have to watch the battle with hip-hop music anyway.
[State, master.]
‘It's been a while. Hip-hop's not really my thing. ’
“Oh, I love to hear it, but English Lab doesn't practice at all. ”
“I don't care about Korean songs. ”
She insisted on asking me for hip-hop.
I even appointed a singer.
“I want to hear that song, turn it off. ”
“Yes? Both? ”
“Dude, you're talking about Dynamic Duo. ”
“Ah, yes. ”
I have heard of it as a famous group
The problem is I don't know any of their songs.
“But, kids, don't you think you look like Mr. Dohun Choi? ”
“Choi?”
“Where are you going?”
“My brother is much better-looking. ”
“It's Choi. ”
Linda smiles strangely.
This seems like a joke to me.
"What the hell does this mean? ’
[I think so.]
‘You naughty girl. You should have known that when you swept your thighs. ’
[By the way, do you know any Dynamic Duo songs?]
I don't know. ’
[Today's ‘I'm a singer’ is only applicable if the carpentry is a song I know. There's no way to sing the best song of your life.]
So what do we do? ’
[You should listen to the song at least once. Do you think there's a way?]
A neck candy is just a device that makes you sing songs you know better. No matter how fast the lyrics are, I still miss the tune beat even with the neck candy.
Rossi was pointing that out.
Linda crosses her arms and twists her legs, and it feels like she's testing me. I was confident that if I digested this song properly, I could play it once tonight.
You only have to listen to it once, right? ’
How do you want to hear that one?]
‘If not, we make an opportunity. ’
I stood in front of a karaoke machine and said, holding the microphone.
“But aren't there two dynamic duos? If there's a hypnotist, there should be a gag. First things first.”
“Me, me? ”
I pointed at myself with my finger, startled, being cautious.
“Yes. Are you the only one here to fuck around? ”
“Oh, I don't really sing. ”
“Come out first. I'm embarrassed to be alone. ”
I tried too hard to draw first.
First of all, he said it was ridiculous.
“Tongue, brother. The real song is rat poison. ”
“Dude, I'm the only one who's gonna die alone next to Jehee. ”
I purposely pushed the table hard with my thighs while I was distracted.
The shock caused a bottle of beer to fall to the floor.
Tsk, tsk!
The beer bottle that contained half the beer was smashed to pieces and splattered with the liquor.
“Huh, huh? ”
Everyone was surprised by the sudden situation.
I quickly unplugged the toilet paper and wiped the floor, and the staff jumped in and opened the door to see if someone paged me.
“Uncle, please put this away. ”
“Leave him alone. What if I hurt my hand on a piece of glass? ”
“Sorry, I dropped the bottle. ”
“It's okay. It could be. Leave it, I'll clean it up. ”
“Ah, he's in trouble. ”
“Hey, I'm going to wash my hands. Beer in your hand.”
“Yes."
I naturally came out of the room.
I ran into the bathroom and turned on my phone to check out the cover song for Dynamic Duo.
The first song on YouTube was “Go Back!” The song. I focused on it for three minutes.
When I returned to my room, the remains of the beer bottle were cleaned away.
“Are you okay? You're not hurt? ”
The smile asked with a worrying face.
“Oh, it's okay. I'm going to sing you a song, Daro, for the sake of your indignation. ”
“Wow, it's a boy! ”
“Ugh, that's awesome! ”
“Brother, I'm sorry. I'll sing it with you. ”
First of all, he thought he was dead and walked forward looking like a prisoner. But it was very firm whether he was nervous.
“Bro, I really can't rap. What are you going to sing? ”
“Do you know a song called Confession? ”
“Yes, I've heard of it. ”
“You just give me a little bit of a hook. I'll do the rest. ”
“Yes.”
When the song started, I was first in charge of the beginning.
As he said, the tune beat was an archetype of neglected tone.
I thought I knew why I didn't want to sing so much.
It was my turn to eat candy while my expectations were somewhat low. I grabbed the microphone and started singing what I had just heard in the bathroom.
“I'm a busted Aiton truck! My life has always been a bitch! ”
At the beginning of the rap, everyone could not keep their mouths shut.
It was surprisingly exactly the same as the original song in my ears.
It was like playing the original songwriter's music and doing lip thinking.
One lyrics stuck in my ears and brought out a unique rhyme, especially with Linda's mouth wide open, I couldn't help but be surprised.
“Whoa!”
“Awesome!”
“You rap really well, don't you? ”
As the song continued, I reached the showmanship.
He flew a wink at Linda once and handed the microphone to Jehee, who was sitting next to the holy water, to give her the feature part of the singer. Jehee, like a singer who was good at singing, suddenly received a microphone and completely digested the pitching.
After the song was finished successfully, thunderous applause poured out from the left.
“Ahhhh!”
“What a rapper! ”
“How can you be so good? ”
“Oh, thank you. I'm embarrassed in front of the singers. ”
“Look, I told you I was good at her singing, right? ”
The saint who pointed at me shrugged his shoulders as if he had done something big.
I fulfilled two goals by singing this song.
First, appealing to Linda and pressing her down completely.
Second, he naturally appealed to Jehee as he attracted her.
After the song, Jehee who was sitting next to me naturally revealed her interest while handing over the cup.
“Have a drink, Mr. Dohun. ”
“Oh, thank you. The booze of this beauty. ”
“You're a really good singer. I've never seen anyone rap like this live before. ”
“Oh, that's too much space. Jehee was really good at singing. ”
“Do you have any idea who the singer is? ”
I had received this offer before after writing and singing candy canes. The item's effects are so powerful that even a singer could feel it. The Celestial Realm!
“Unfortunately, I'm the gym teacher's dream. ”
“Wow, that's a shame. He's a real natural singer. ”
“I've never seen Joe Taun rap before. You weren't the only one singing ballad, were you? ”
The Holy Water was at my side again.
“Can you sing a ballad well? ”
“Yes. I used to sing very little, but then I went to the army and came back as a singer. ”
“Can you sing in the army? ”
I lied naturally.
“Yes. The military has karaoke machines. I practiced there a little bit every day. ”
“Wow! I thought you had vocal training. ”
“Practice is training. ”
“Fantastic.”
Jehee seemed to be attracted to the man who sings well. It was different before and after singing the song.
Sitting next to Jehu after supporting the song for Linda was no other reason. Linda pushes the cup between us, as expected.
“Aigoo, are you going to play just the two of you for fun? Have a drink with me. ”
“Yes.”
“Are you feeling better? ”
“Why? Did something bad happen? ”
“Oh, I actually forced someone to take a break at the lodge. ”
“Really?"
“Well, at that time the condition was · · · · ·. But I'm okay now. I think we're good to go. ”
“Have fun while you're out. You'll be very busy with your debut. ”
Linda came to me at 23, by the way, but she's younger than me when she sees Jehee calling her sister.
I was the savior of Jehee while conscious of Linda.
“But how old is Jehee? ”
“Me? Twenty-two. It turns out we didn't even get a good name. Let's go around and introduce ourselves. ”
We had time to disclose each other's age and name as Jehee's lead. It was a boy, a girl I knew, omitted and cleared up the girls, and it was as follows:
Linda, twenty-three.
Twenty-two.
Twenty smiles and rings.
‘Yuck, they're all plump. ’
Most of the women you've met have been in their early 20s.]
‘Yes · · ·. Anyways, it's nice to see you all looking so good. ’
[But how many of these are you planning to attack?]
‘I think Linda can get rid of him tonight with a little flirt. The problem is that Jonghyun is her cousin's smile. ’
My priority objective is the center of the Cutie, Smile.
Among the idols, she was a military aesthetic who was increasingly more remarkable compared to other members lacking somewhere.
‘I think I've done enough charming appeal in karaoke. But I have so many eyes, I wonder if I'll get a chance. ’
[Don't rush into it. It's not just today.]
‘Yes, it is. ’
Rossi's right.
It's not a meeting for the home run anyway. It was important for me to make a string with Idol to achieve my achievements, and so far I am doing very well. But at first, I thought I wanted to leave one or two of them behind today.
After the introduction, after a little more drinking, the body of the holy water shivered. I don't know if I drink five times as much alcohol as I usually drink, so I drink it at a pace.
“Oh · ·, why are you doing this today. I'm not getting any booze. ”
“Are you okay? ”
“Oh, it's okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's get some air. ”
“Now?”
“Yeah. I've been sitting around drinking. ”
The holy water has finally worn off.
Sending a holy water will make it much easier to target women. I went out with Sang-soo in the atmosphere. Seeing his bear-like body twitching, I felt a little guilty.
“Ugh, I'm a little drunk today. ”
“Are you sure you're okay? ”
“No, you've only had five booze drinks. Why are you so drunk? ”
I hit five bottles, not five. And yet he still managed to stay sane, which seemed great. If I had no items, I would have fainted a long time ago.
Sang-soo and I snuck up a cigarette and had a little chat.
“But they're so nice. ”
“Right?"
“Yes. It's my own idol, not Jan's. ”
“Hehe, you're still a newcomer. I don't know if you're gonna make it. I don't know if they'll remember us. ”
“Is that so?”
“Thanks to Jonghyun, I also drank alcohol with Idol, and I feel great today. ”
“I think I got a good drink because I was in a good mood. ”
“Yes. Why so dizzy? ”
I seduced him with a stumbling holy water.
“Brother, if you're tired, go first. It's a bit of a wavelength quartile anyway, but I'll tell the kids. ”
“Is that so? Oh, why do you want to go home? ”
The holy water has finally been injected.
It's your intuition to go home when you're drunk.
I called a passing cab.
“Hey, there's a cab. Go ahead.”
“No, no, no. But we have to stay until the end. I don't even have an autograph yet. ”
“I'll take a bunch of autographs. I can't get drunk. ”
“Oh, I can't. ”
I said no to holy water, but I was already pushing myself into the back of a taxi. The spirit rises, making it unable to make a normal judgment. I spoke to the taxi driver about the direction of the holy water and took the money out of my purse and put in 20,000 won.
“Sir, I have a favor to ask you. ”
“Dorhun, be sure to take your autograph. ”
“Yes, brother. Go ahead.”
“Huh.”
Sang-soo disappeared with a taxi.
After finally removing the stubborn obstacle, I took out a cigarette with a penitent smile and asked.
Then someone tapped my back.
“Brother, can I have a cigarette too? ”
End
Angry Fire Column