[Owner, but this way, life is not dangerous · · ·.]
‘No way. It's not impossible to do gay anal. You know, gays are a lot bigger on average. The human workplace is surprisingly stretchable. ’
[But I think the impact is too great for the first person · · ·.]
‘I'm afraid so. I've got some pills in place. ’
Drugs?]
While he was stalling, he hid in a corner and buried a multipurpose lubricant at the end of the deal. It was intended to disable the sphincter muscles of the large mountains by using the effect of lubricants to pierce anything.
Then I suddenly thought.
‘Wait.I can't see the end if I just go through the back. · · Want to add some body cream to this? ’
The lesson of applying the legendary elixir of making the right place according to the Bible held a hammer drill in both hands and pierced the back of the mountain. With the vibrations transmitted, the arms trembled less, not to mention how powerful they were.
What was curious was the reaction of the Great Mountain.
At first, he frowned and complained of pain, and his pupils loosened and stopped rebelling over time. Rather, his goods become increasingly inflated and hardened without origin. It was a good body cream effect while Dildo was running through the workplace.
“Hmmm!”
Daesan slammed his face into the bed, leaving his precious teeth hanging.
A typical defensive gay pose, with both hands grabbing the sheet and spanking the butt.
“Huff, huff! ”
Seeing the erected object, I shouted for joy.
“What, what? You're feeling it.”
“Excuse me?”
I was surprised at the year when I was spreading my legs in front of me.
“Look, sis! I had a huge erection behind my back! ”
I ran as if the enthusiasm was a funny spectacle. As the merry saying goes, Cooper's liquid is formed at the end of the pile of erectiles.
“Oh, my God, he's so gay! ”
“Son of a bitch!? ”
“No, gay! Men like men! ”
“No, you fucking faggot! ”
Everyone stared at the mountain with a face of horror. After seeing Dildo's erection in the buttocks, there was no doubt about it.
“Son of a bitch! What the hell were you thinking coming here? ”
The husbands who were holding the camera were more excited than the women. I have doubts that the invitees were actually aiming for their backs. No matter how perverted they were, they were no different from the common man if they didn't have immunity from the disease.
They crashed hammer dildos into their backs, checking out all the stuff in the maze, and then getting bored like they couldn't see it.
“Jee, he was so gay! ”
“You've seen this madman! ”
Excited baldness and the pharmacist's husband started kicking the mountain with their feet. They jumped into bed and kicked the mountain sideways with a soccer kick and trampled their backs.
“Hnng! ”
He didn't even think to stop it, but he stuck a drill in his butt.
"Khh. What a comedy. What the hell is this? ’
He finds a button on the handle that looks like a trigger. As indicated, it looked like a button to operate the 'hammer’ mode.
‘Aha! You have to turn this on to activate the hammer mode. ’
He yells into his heart, laughing at the mountains that are being kicked.
Hammer on! I went in the ass! ’
Thud, thud, thud, thud!
The shaking of the drill was further amplified when the hammer mode was activated. The huge mountain in Dildo was convulsing all over the body.
“Hmmmmmmm!! ”
The husbands who were beaten were even more frenzied when the mountain was being kicked and poured out a sigh of joy.
“Me, you crazy bastard! She likes it right away!! ”
“Gay Marjo! Die!"
Puck! Puck!
“Uh-uh-uh, no, I'm not gay, uh-uh! ”
However, evidence that erectile objects like explosions cannot be removed or crushed. Actually, he didn't even have to take it off tonight.
It's because I didn't hit it in the first place.
As he continues to apply his strength with hammer mode on, the volcano spills out the vortex semen.
Chop, chop!
“Ugh! Crazy bastard! I got knocked down!”
“You fucking faggot! What the hell were you thinking? ”
The fallen mountains have fallen apart in the afterstorms. I couldn't get out of bed with the shock of my first rear end. He also felt a tremendous sense of self-esteem about being ass-backed and reaching for it.
He grumbles, pulling out Dildo.
“I was wondering if you were. ”
“What are you talking about? Did you know that? ”
“Yes, from the bar. ”
“In a bar?”
“This guy was sitting next to me. Then he put his hand on my thigh. I thought it was a simple mistake. ”
“On purpose!”
“A particularly heroic woman's bragging style. This whole thing was a total cover. ”
He framed the mountains.
“Maybe it was an excuse from the start. Maybe he was actually trying to get to you two. ”
“Us?”
“You son of a bitch! ”
Both husbands stared at the mountain with disgusting eyes as if they were looking at dirt. He put oil in the house of fire.
“Maybe this was for men, not women. ”
“Me or a guy? ”
“How dare you! ”
“At least he tried to write to himself. You know, without experience, something this big can't get in. ”
In fact, it would have been an impossible insertion if it wasn't for a pluripotent lubricant, but the husbands who heard him nodded, saying that the reasoning of the doctrine seems plausible.
“It's going to be harder today than it already is, by the way. ”
I put on the clothes that I put on because I thought I was tired of learning. Everyone seemed excited by the sudden situation.
“So am I. Damn, it's been a while since I've had any fun. ”
“That faggot ruined everything! ”
People left the collapsed mountains behind and packed their belongings.
In the meantime, Rossi said to him,
[Master, I found what you said earlier. There's a tiny EMP capsule that blows away the memory of an electronic device instantly.]
‘That's good. So you can get rid of all the footage? ’
[Yes, your phone will also be affected, so please turn it off in advance. Memory doesn't vaporize when there's a power cut.]
‘Okay.’
He snuck off his phone and detonated a ‘miniature EMP' he had purchased from the market. A pill-like electronic bomb picks up and turns off all the devices in Zija's chamber as if they were electrocuted.
“What? Why are the lights out all of a sudden? ”
“Power outage?”
“My phone won't even turn on. ”
“Shit. I don't see anything. ”
When I only opened the door on the second floor by stumbling through my memory, there was a perfectly good fire downstairs. They thought the power went out on the second floor by accident. After leaving Daesan behind, the group breaks up for a short time.
“My wife has been very happy for a long time. Thank you."
“No. If it weren't for that pervert, I could have enjoyed it longer. ”
“Sometimes you have to step on poop in life. I'll call you again next time I get a chance. ”
“Yes.”
The pharmacists who brought him to the car disappeared in a high-end SUV. Soon after he broke up with them, he turned on his phone, blocked his contacts, and even deleted his Instagram ID.
‘I never saw you again. We were dirty together, and we never saw each other again. ’
[Well done.Now that you've completed your mission and kicked the crap out of the mountains, I'm done with you. By the way, can I leave it to fashion?]
"in return for your crimes. You haven't done a damn good job in a while. Maybe he's headed straight to the gay side of the case. ’
[Hmm, you can see gays, too.]
‘By the way, isn't this related to my · · · · achievement that I've been hiding? After all, you've brought a man's mountains to a standstill. ’
[No, it is against the conditions. Only your direct insertion is acceptable for such tasks.]
‘Ugh. Never mind. That's never gonna happen. ’
[By the way, you won the Secret Gateway for this mission.] I'll cut it down.]
‘That's right. Mission reward! ’
He pulls out the door hook and holds it in his hand. Items that looked like ordinary doorknobs were rubber plates so that the opposite side was absorbed into the wall.
‘With this, you said you could go anywhere I've been? ’
[Yes, but you should pay attention to managing your points as this is how they are recharged with SP.]
SP sex points? ’
[Yes, this is how you earn points for every sex you have.]
‘That's not a problem. I can't think of a dwarf who does that as often as I do. ’
He returned home late, satisfied with the item he received. There was a pile of missed calls and chatter on my phone, but I did not check because today was a very tiring day.
* * *
The next morning.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a pushed message.
It was mostly Linda's message.
Several missed calls.
‘You're very upset that you didn't make your debut yesterday. I had no choice. ’
He called right away.
What, you haven't called all day and now you're calling me?
“I had a situation yesterday. ”
Hey, did you tell anyone else about sleeping with us?
“What are you talking about? ”
He knows something about smiles.
“How does a smile know that? And I don't even have her number. ”
You didn't tell his cousin?
“Jonghyun went to the army. The admission date was this Monday. Do you carry your phone to the training center these days? ”
Hmm · · ·. Well, aren't you?
“It's been a long time since I've called you, and you're blaming me? ”
No · · · ·. I think he really knows something.
“At least I'm not. If you get caught, you're making a mistake. ”
Neither am I. Are you Jehee? Oh, right. I heard you were talking to Jehee. Now that Jehee's blown up, don't even think about it.
“I've only responded a few times after waking up. ”
Hmph. Just put your legs on. I won't let you.
He was foolish to listen to Linda.
‘What? I slept once. It's like a girlfriend. Crazy.’
But there was still a mission to fuck the rest of the members, so I had to confront Linda. It was because the relationship might go wrong and turn into a distraction.
“What are the legs? Did you call to ask me that? ”
No, I did my debut yesterday, and I haven't heard from you! I'm so disappointed.
“Sorry. I was going to, but something else happened. And you must have been really busy yesterday. ”
Yeah, I've been busy. Celebrating until dawn.
“Honestly, if you're just gonna look at me, why are you meeting me? ”
Linda's voice swells with anticipation as she stabs him.
Then why are we meeting?
“Don't be stubborn. ”
Answer me. What will you do when you meet him? Yeah? Yeah.
“I'll give you plenty of what you want. ”
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh;!
‘You laugh like a ghost. ’
[Linda laughs strangely.]
Okay, I'll take care of last night. So when do we have time? I'm free for dinner tonight.
“Tonight? All right, well, show him where you live. ”
A place to stay? No place to stay.
“Why?”
Why did you leave the hotel and go to the lodge? My black card gives me access to as many fine hotels as I want.
“I just wanted to take a look. How is the Girl Idol lodging? ”
No, they all live together.
When Linda absolutely resisted, he devised a ruse.
“Good. Introduce me where all the other kids are, then. You can call him your boyfriend. ”
Me or my boyfriend?
Linda's voice trembles. Suddenly, I was surprised that the discipline, which was only considered a sex wave, had developed a relationship.
Are you serious?
“Why? I don't like it? ”
Oh, no, it's too sudden.
“Oh right, Idol said you can't have a boyfriend, right? ”
I don't think so.
“I guess I asked too much. I'm sorry. You shouldn't be in trouble because of me. ”
No, it's not.
“Huh?"
Just looking at the place. I stopped by another member's family the other day. I want to know how to live. We'll have our own room anyway, so it's okay to sneak in.
“Really?"
It's a big deal if Rod's manager finds out. I give it all to Jules. The manager comes home from work at 9: 00, so stay out of it.
“Okay, I'll see you tonight. ”
Yeah. Can I count on it?
He hung up without answering.
“Once you've tasted it · · ·. ”
[Master, it's time for school.]
‘Oh, right. ’
He went to school prepared.
I thought I'd make a quick trip to the secret doorway, but I still have about half of my SP points scored.
"How many times does this have to be filled? ’
[If you look closely, you'll see the dividing columns.]
When he looks carefully at the door hook, the gauge lights up like a cellphone. All 8 boxes are currently filled with 4 boxes.
"Could it be one sex at a time? ’
[That's right. Half now, so four more to complete the charge.]
"Well, it's not even an air mile. ’
He starts the car with a rattle.
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Angry Fire Column