* * *
What a situation of retreat.
I've been through a lot of crises, but this is the worst I've ever seen.
You should see the look on Rose's face. If she finds out who I am, the mission ends today.
My partner, Yun Sol, despises me so badly. I'm anxious to get rid of him somehow.
Even his own partner seems to be struggling right now.
Not even a broom, but your opponent is acting like an unmanned person, trusting only pretty faces.
And the biggest problem is the pacemaker.
I didn't know Dong-tak trusted me like this.
This is why I told you not to trust anyone carelessly, but it was my mistake to think that Dongdaemun was the same type of person based on the personality of Hyundai, the same hog player.
I can now affirm.
Hobbyist is trash.
No, some hoppers are decent, but most of them are definitely trash.
He was right to tell me.
If the boy is alive, we should run somewhere else. It is not a man's job to wait for a piece of concrete to fall like a rattle in front of a woman.
It's just a parasite.
The parasite's chief grabbed the remote and asked me.
“Jungwoo, what are you, 18? I'll push it.”
That sneaky smiler is the one who came to mess with me. I see that now. That's why he hates me.
"Son of a bitch, I felt you were my partner. ’
What allies?]
"Kind of racist, to put it simply. ’
People-hating? I don't quite understand.]
‘He has a thick crust on the floor. I've been sucking up to women with my handsome face since I was a kid, and then I became a hoppers for a living. ’
[If the information window is as described.]
‘He instinctively recognized me. ’
Instinctively?
‘Yes. I felt something was wrong when I first saw it. I didn't care. Now I know he's conscious of me. ’
[So you're saying that Dong-tak feels competing with you?]
‘That's it. That's actually what this floor is. The existence of a better man than me makes me less competitive. He saw something in me. Maybe it's the intuition you get after a long career as a player. Did he realize my existence even after his face was grinded? He's got a knack for it on the floor.
Couldn't have been that long ago. ’
[Yes?]
‘I kicked off the ladder of the gods, which is easy to say. Don't step on the meadow and bud. And only those who can never overlook themselves are left around. That's why we're keeping the sign for years to come. A competitor sets foot in the first place.
I can't. '
[Oh, that reasoning.]
‘And I think I know why he hasn't gone out into the big water and stayed in a small place like this. ’
Why is that?]
‘That's the only bowl I have in my life. ’
[Ah.]
‘If you go to the big water, of course there are many smarter people than you. You'll have to compete hard to survive there. There are so many people, you can't even kick the ladder. Rather, as time goes on, it's fortunate that it doesn't get wiped out. ’
[Oh, no way.]
‘Yes, he just wanted to reign like a king on the floor. With a snake's head instead of a dragon's tail. I've been stumbling across the path of my subordinates like this. ’
[Master, you are a cruel man, if you insist.]
‘In a word. Deep garbage in the bone. That son of a bitch is a disgrace. I'm gonna have to do whatever it takes to make it big. ’
[I understand your feelings. But you have to think about the mission. You can grind your face, so that you can succeed in the mission and screw with the steering table. You can't take both.]
I know what Rossi meant.
Skill, item, and all must be unlocked to trample the steering table now. Lee Jung-woo with a grinded face has a clear limit.
But if you do, today's mission is over.
Moreover, if he has hair in his mouth, he will not be able to guarantee even Alba his future brother.
The only people who can say they're on my side here are the status quo and the best. However, there is little influence, and Choi Dam is about to leave.
On the other hand, that scumbag is having a tremendous influence here. As soon as it flies out of his eyes, this mission may have to collapse completely.
‘Ha, fuck. How the hell am I supposed to get this thing out? ’
The situation is completely unanswered.
Dong-tak once again taunted me to see if I could see through my frustrated mind.
“What are you doing? My partner wants to hear a song. If you're a player, you have to come right out. ”
“I want to hear that. ”
Suddenly, the woman sitting next to Hyunsung opened her mouth.
“Like what?"
“Well, why Balad? I love this place. ”
“Balad? Just give me the title. ”
“I suddenly can't remember the title. Ah, that. I'm sorry. I love you."
“I'm sorry, do you love me?”
“Yes, you have a nice cattle station there. ”
“How do you know that song in the summer? You're not old enough to see a play. ”
“I was looking for him because he's a big fan. Anyway, hurry up with the song. ”
Hyunsung's partner, called Summer, mumbled like a child.
He was cute even when he was acting like a child with a cute face.
The problem was that it was increasingly imprisoning me.
‘Damn, I can't even pick a song. ’
“Yoon Sol. Can I have that? ”
“Yes, do that. What are you doing? Sing me a song.”
As Yoon Sol urged him, he quickly pressed the requisition song before he even grabbed the microphone. Rossi was more embarrassed than I was.
[Master, don't you sound completely silent without the item? It's serious.]
‘Yeah. Man, I think we're gonna get our asses kicked this time. ’
[Ah, just take the item now.]
‘No. It's the end of the moment. We can't give up the mission just to win an eastern table! ’
Eventually the electrocution started, and I had to grab Mike.
Now you have to call me Bob whether you kill me or not.
“Someday · · · ·. ”
* * *
At the first syllable, my left hand burst.
“Puhahaha, what's that! ”
“What is this? ”
“It's Jungwoo. ”
“Is that a true story? I'm so sick of it. ”
Eventually, even a few words later, the eastern table forcefully stopped accompaniment. It was because I couldn't see without looking.
“Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry our rookie's so nervous. Hehe.”
“Wow, I've never seen anyone sing like this before. ”
“I can't think of any notes. ”
“Hahahaha, so funny. Brother, well done. Take my glass. ”
Summer, the starfish's partner, suddenly reached out to the red lesson beneath her ears.
‘It's the worst.'
[I was ashamed of everything, my lord.]
‘Maybe I should just die. ’
[Master, kill yourself!]
“Come on, tall brother. My arm is falling off. ”
“Ugh, yeah? ”
When he came to his senses, summer offered him a drink. She said.
“I've never seen anyone who can't sing like my brother. You're laughing so hard. I gave you a big smile, so I'll give you a drink. ”
[No, does this happen again?]
‘Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I think it worked out funny. ’
After the messy song was over, Yoon Sol was also hesitant to get rid of the doctrine after the summer was so exciting and he welcomed the doctrine.
‘He won't even notice. ’
Meanwhile, summer said,
“Hyunsung. It's empty next to Yoon Sol's. Go away. I need to talk to Mhysa. ”
Suddenly, the song of Learner begins to be pushed out of nowhere.
Suddenly, he thought differently as his partner changed.
"Wait, if summer can handle the bomb, I don't need to worry anymore." ’
Hyunsung, of course, was also not a big fan of Yunsol's heart, but compared to the ugly doctrine, it had a relatively very handsome effect. In fact, her complaint was that the lessons grinding the most of the three were on the seat next to her, so when she complained, she tried to get rid of them.
I changed my mind.
As summer took an interest in him sitting next to him, Dong-tak slightly rose.
You're not gonna kick me out even if you see how good that damn song is? He's not qualified to play! It's not like you can't sing. You're practically a liability! I can't. I need to show you my skills so you can compare. ’
Dongdaemun, who did not get kicked out, suddenly grabs the microphone and goes out into the middle of the stage. One of his advantages was in the song that was taken out.
“Come on, save and save. It's a down-and-out. This time, I'm going to draw a song. ”
Everyone noticed as Dongdaemun started a rowdy introduction trembling. At that moment, he realized his intentions.
"Son of a bitch, you're singing so well that you can stand out. This is what I've been trying to do from the start. ’
[You are fortunate to lose interest once again.]
‘No, you can't. You think I'm gonna die alone? ’
What are you gonna do?]
‘Dong-tak is not a target anyway. So you can use any skill or item you want. ’
[Ah, you're trying to sabotage the eastern table.]
‘Yes, that son of a bitch, I fuck him up. ’
Taun, who was humiliated by Dongdaemun's encouragement, tried to avenge him somehow. In the meantime, the Dong Table, who had chosen the song, began to sing with a unique aesthetic.
“Hidden. ”
Yalmagh, that song was just embarrassed in front of my eyes.
‘This is really trying to be me. ’
Fire blazes out of his eyes.
I thought it was too much. After humiliating yourself, you pick the same song to bury the target.
I want to take away even the summer I ordered the song.
While he was thinking about how to get revenge, he suddenly remembered how he used to use the bowling alley before.
Rossi, what was that thing you used to use at the bowling alley? Why--why are you thinkin 'with the bowling ball hole and the lady hole? ’
[Sensory transfer patch?]
‘Yes, that. Send it now. ’
What are you gonna do with the sensory transfer patch? Once an item is used, it will be removed from the mission.]
‘I know, I know. But it has nothing to do with the mission. ’
[Who the hell.]
‘A pacemaker.’
[Ah, that way.]
‘Fuckin' asshole. How dare you water me? I'll show you exactly how pathetic I am. ’
He smiles faintly at the rosy table.
Soon after the sensory transition patch was sent, he secretly patched between his couch and the gap in the couch. Then he set his target position as the anus of the eastern table.
[Ha, anal · · ·.]
‘You assholes, take a crack at my hand today. ’
He waits for the song to head to Climax.
“Look at the first snowflake of the year! Suck!”
I stopped singing the Dongdaemun table, which was reaching its peak with emotions. No, not to the extent that it was cut off, the expression on Dongdaemun's face suddenly twisted his butt and blocked it.
The empty accompaniment that missed the beat flowed without a hitch.
“Huh?"
“What's wrong with Tak? ”
“Oh, that's good to hear. ”
The pale, round table catches his breath, and grabs the microphone again.
At that moment, he raised his hand and hurt deeply.
Phew!
It's as quick and cheerful as a practicing martial artist. Since the gap in the couch had become a sensory warfare with the anus of the east table, Dongdaeng was suddenly shocked as if his butt had been ripped off.
It was a sudden stabbing that went much deeper than the first time, and the easygoing table sat on the floor.
“Huff!”
“Brother Tak! ”
The startled phenomenon tries to approach quickly, but Dongdaeng notices something and shouts in a hurry.
“Oh, don't come. ”
“Yes? Are you okay? ”
“Don't come. Go, 'cause you got a backache. ”
He intuited that.
"You suck, you piece of shit. ’
An attack close to a ruptured anus caused Dongdaeng to incontinence. The reason for keeping the star away was because the back of the table was damp. He asked, pretending not to know anything.
“Can I give you a lift, bro? ”
“Oh, no. You're off your feet. I'll get up. ”
The eastern table with the trousers leans forward. However, it was a very awkward move to get caught on the wet buttocks.
Dong Taek still managed to find understanding after quickly ending the flowing accompaniment.
“I'm sorry, I'm suddenly very nauseous. Bathroom, please.”
He yells bitterly at Dongdaeng, who is trying to sneak out of the room.
“Dude, the bathroom's in the room. ”
“Oh, no. ”
Of course, it was meaningless to the table where I had to change my pants. And there's no way that Dongdaemun, the owner of this place, doesn't know that.
“I'll meet you outside. You guys hang out for a while. ”
Dongdaemun leaves the room in an unorthodox motion on the wall to stay out of sight. Seeing that, everyone tilted their heads with a curious look, and all of a sudden summer asked him.
“Then why are you stabbing the couch? ”
End
Angry Fire Column