Of course I'm not.
I'm a married man.
Wait, so now I'm supposed to call myself a douche bag? I haven't been married in this life.
Anyway.
Originally, Lee Do-hoon, the owner of this body, screamed as a general. Even though I was taken away from him, he is still a bachelor.
‘You know Lee, too. ’
[Master?]
‘No, not me, really Lee De-hoon. He's a ghost, isn't he? ’
[Yes, it is. But how are you going to bring someone who's already been taken to the afterlife?]
Can't you come back once you're gone? ’
[Do you think the Gate of Doom is a revolving door that can be accessed or accessed?]
I've been there. ’
[That's why you're special. When you do your routine, you wash your memories in the River Rette, and you completely forget your past life.]
‘Then is Lee Dou Hoon really born again? ’
[That depends on karma. because if you fall into hell, you will be punished with the same amount of punishment, and if you have enough good deeds, you will live a second life in the heavenly world. Circulation is the second tool given when life is difficult to judge.]
‘I see. Hmm. Then where the hell did you get a ghost? ’
[It won't be easy to find if the owner has an eye.]
"What are your ears? ’
[It's literally an eye for ghosts. Only people with special abilities can see ghosts.]
"I see. Can't you see it as an item?" ’
[It is not an item that can be easily found in the market because the area of the zero-sum is a cross dimensional problem. It's ridiculously expensive, even with diarrhea.]
How much is it? ’
[It should start with at least 20,000 points.]
"20,000? You can't take all the points you've accumulated for one achievement. ’
[Or you have to get it through abilities, but it won't be easy to get them. It's usually the kind that's open to the horsemen.]
An actual horseman? Are you kidding me? ’
[You already know the existence of the soul, don't you?]
‘No, I know. I know · · · ·. I didn't know you had a real fighter. ’
[There is. Very few of them. Sometimes things are born that are beyond the will of God.]
Like Dracula? ’
[Yes, Bemfire exists. I think I've told you that before.]
"So there must be a werewolf or a gumiho? ’
[Do you believe there is none?]
It's creepy.
In fact, it was not necessary to pay attention to spiritual beings due to the nature of the class "sector." I'm not having sex with a ghost.
But what in the world are players and PKs installing, vampires and werewolves and gumihos?
‘Maybe Superman. ’
[That's a fiction.]
‘Aigoo, me again. ’
[But it's not impossible for systems other than Earth to do that.]
Is it really possible? ’
[More than that, whatever.]
As expected, the world is wide and the universe is wider.
According to Rossi, the system of Earth is just one of countless stars made by God. In other words, there is nothing impossible on earth that is impossible at the cosmic level.
Don't you think I would have the superpower to surpass an ordinary human being right now? Even though you're not a player, you have amazing spiritual abilities.
I was talking to Rossi for a long time, and the Virgin Ghost begged me again if the silence was long.
“That's my wish. Please have mercy. ”
“What if I do? ”
“Are you sure? ”
“Wait. What can you do for me if I listen to you? ”
This is a kind of deal.
It is not the general, but the virgin ghost Lee Myung Kyung Kyung, who exchanges understanding with each other.
“I will help you achieve your wish. ”
“How are you going to help? ”
“Anything I can do. ”
“All I want is to take care of a virgin. ”
“Longevity?”
“Yes. Let's be honest. ”
Of course you're lying.
“I have something special to do with the general, not you. ”
“What · · · · ·. ”
“I need virgin blood. ”
“Wife, virgin blood? ”
“Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm saving the virgin blood of a virgin virgin for reasons I can't reveal. You think the general's the man for the job? ”
“Ha, but virgin blood for virgins · · ·. ”
“You said you'd help me with anything. ”
“That's not something I can do on my own. ”
“Why?”
“It is extremely limited for the general to lend me his body. She can speak or move lightly through her mouth, but if she does something that's harmful to herself, the message will go away. ”
“So you can't control the general's body with your powers? ”
“You'll have to convince the general yourself. ”
“Then negotiations are off. Good work.”
I'm not the one who's sorry anyway.
I don't have to do anything annoying for myself.
“Now, wait a minute, lion! ”
“Don't keep calling me a lion. I mean, it's like an animal. I'm not the king of the jungle. ”
“Then what's the name? · · · · Do you mind if I call you sir? ”
“Teacher? It's disgusting, but it's better. ”
I'm actually going to be a teacher later.
“Sir, I can't control myself, but I can persuade the general. ”
“Convince?”
“Sir, the general is a special boy. I grew up under my father, a clap shaman, and I haven't been to school since elementary school. So she's a really pure virgin who has never had personal contact with a man, and has no social connection whatsoever. It will not be easy to demand virgin blood from such generals. ”
“So?”
“The general listens well to me. Maybe you think of me as your mother. I grew up only under my father from childhood and lacked a motherhood. If I'm good at it, you'll get what you want. ”
Hmm. It's not a bad condition, I hear. Given the living environment, it is obvious that you will suffer greatly from the attack. If the ghost of a virgin who lived like her mother actively helps you, things will be easier than you think.
However, collecting the remains from the foothills of Mount geography, rescuing a ghost and raising it to a spiritual wedding was out of my hands.
What am I supposed to do? ’
[Don't accept it. This is a promise I will not keep.]
‘But the demon's influence is too strong to resist unconditionally. You said it with your mouth. The general considers himself a mother. If you don't do me a favor and then let me down, my tactics will be even more difficult. Did you see that? Information Window skills and the sound of the mind aren't working either. This means that if a type of mind manipulation skill is blocked by a ghost's interference, there may be a situation that will prevent the attacker from finishing the attack within its own mission. ’
So what are you gonna do? How do you get a ghost that you can't see?]
‘Let's think about that later and accept it first. ’
[No, not so fast. · · ·]
“Fine. On that condition. ”
“Are you sure? ”
“Yes. But you have to promise to cooperate. ”
“Thank you, sob. If you help me, I can finally unwind and leave for the afterlife without a grudge. ”
When I saw the wailing virgin ghost, I felt a corner of my heart for no reason. Is it because of my compassion that I once wandered around the Nineteen Thousand Kingdoms because of my injustice? I can't imagine how it must feel to live as a ghost for more than 10 years.
Well, maybe doing one good deed isn't so bad after all.
* * *
The general woke up about 10 minutes after the scope went out.
I watched the fallen general like he was asleep and had to stay by his side until he regained consciousness.
“Ugh · · ·. ”
The woken general looked at me and said.
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I need some water. ”
“Water?”
“My whole body is exhausted and I can't move a single step. · · ”
The general's lips were all dried up. The first time I saw it, I remember the sheen flowing, but it was too much while it was possessed.
When I searched the refrigerator and brought him water, the general who drank the water was barely conscious.
“Ugh, my head. Thank you. How long have I been out? ”
“I don't know. About 10 minutes? I was gonna call an ambulance if I didn't wake up. ”
“Thank you for your concern. But it's kind of like a recruit, so it's not fixable for hospitals. ”
“Recruits?”
“It's a disease of shamans. Full reception consumes vitality, so your health is exhausted in no time. ”
“Ah, so · · · ·. ”
“That's odd. I've never been more thorough than when I was doing good. Did you two talk about anything? ”
“Don't you remember at all? ”
“Yes, not at all. Usually when I wake up, I remember, and I don't see anything like I'm unconscious right now. ”
Since the Virgin Ghost convinces the general to act like a ghost, I'll have to use my own head.
“Did you know that the ghost you serve is a virgin ghost? ”
“Somewhat. But I didn't ask as many questions as I could. ”
“He asked me for a favor. I'm wandering around in a cylinder, asking you to help me. ”
“Help?”
“Yes. I want you to collect the remains. ”
“Yu, if it's a corpse. ”
“You may not know it, but the virgin ghost attached to the nanny did not even bury her properly. They went missing in the mountains, and they couldn't find a body. I think it was treated as death after a long disappearance, but my parents told me they were buried in an empty coffin. ”
“Oh, no, how could that be · · ·. Why didn't he ever tell me about it? ”
“I'm not sure about that. And he looked at me and he said, you know, like he was waiting. ”
“Maybe he was waiting for the nobleman? ”
“Anyway, I was asked. Given the circumstances, I feel very sorry for you. ”
“Where did you say it was? ”
“Geological acid. I was in an accident during the week. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
The general pondered for a moment and told me.
“It's a long way from Mount geography. You're leaving early tomorrow morning with me. I'll come with you.”
“Caretaker?”
“Yes. I don't know why you haven't told me this before, but you can't just ignore it. ”
“Well, don't you have any guests? ”
“I can't help it. ”
“Very well. I'll pick you up early tomorrow, then. ”
“Yes, of course. ”
* * *
Soon after meeting the general, he went to buy climbing equipment. It was because I was concerned that I would have to take a rough mountain path, not a hiking trail, because the remains had fallen under the rubble.
But you don't have climbing gear either, do you? ’
A lesson that reminded me of the general's hanbok, I bought two sets like a couple's set. It was a mountain commodity, including hiking suits and hiking trails and backpacks and agendas.
It was more expensive than I thought, but I couldn't leave the hike without preparing for it.
After shopping, I got a call to get back in my car.
“Why are you calling me all the time? Mina?”
The caller is Mina, the principal of the Pilates Institute.
I wanted to see you. I'm disappointed. You?
“I missed you, too. I called out of nowhere, and I was shocked. ”
You didn't call me after the holidays?
I was surprised by him.
“How did you know about that vacation? ”
Says the girl who came to register today. You said you'd give up two months to correct your body during the vacation. But what is your school?
“Oh, I see. Yeah, I took a vacation yesterday. ”
And you didn't call me?
“I was going to. I started my workout again. ”
Really? What exercise?
“I went to the gym. ”
Hey, I'm just gonna hang up on us. You can exercise for free.
“Pilates is great, but it's hard to work out. Besides, there are so many female originals, I can tell. ”
Why are you looking at me?
“Are you sure it's okay for another woman to talk to me? ”
Well, come to think of it, that's a little harsh. Just going to the gym.
“Yep.”
Anyway, I'm off today, so I just wanted to call and get you some meat.
“Meat? I have to lose weight. ”
You eat meat, you exercise hard.
Mina flirts.
He couldn't refuse Mina's request to make a phone call while being embarrassed by the geological hike tomorrow. During the semester, I knew her consideration for refusing to contact me because she told me to study as much as possible.
"Oh my. Do you want to eat meat or do you want to eat me? ’
[Isn't it obvious? But now you're being bold, Miss Meena. How blatant.]
‘Women are usually sexier every year. Well, Mina's getting old. ’
What are you going to do?
‘It's been a while, but I have to water the flowers. I was gonna take a lap around the school if I didn't have to, but I won my first prize. ’
[I'm glad there are so many flowers to water.]
“Okay, tell me where you want to see it. ”
Since it's been so long, I'll buy you beef today.
“Isn't it too expensive? ”
I'm capable of that. I'll text you the location, so I'll see you later.
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Angry Fire Column