He was hesitant to explain where to begin.
[This is embarrassing. It looks like you just scored a huge discount.]
Did I know you'd suddenly look back? ’
[So why do you smell it? It doesn't even smell good.]
You don't know? ’
Yes?
‘A man's habit of checking the smell of his balls is a kind of instinct. It's a process of checking for abnormal signs of genitalia and sperm health by checking for odors. That's why you can smell it without even knowing it. ’
[Whatever the reason, it's definitely misleading when a woman sees it. Wouldn't it be frightening if, in a secluded hiking trail, the man following you suddenly puts his hand down his pants and touches his dick?]
"Am I some kind of sexual assailant, now?" ’
He was very excited.
He also had a few principles as a hack.
First, we don't touch a woman who has an owner.
Of course, this principle was shaken after attacking the mother of the child. Now, "But the woman who is coming is not going to stop. A clue for” was added. However, I was as careful as I could to take someone else's woman actively.
Do not engage in coercive acts against the will of others, such as sexual harassment or sexual assault. This was not only a violation of the player's absolute principle of being a representative of God, but also an act of self-loathing. Moreover, using Lee Do-Hun's looks, abilities, and skills, I did not have to force her to commit adultery.
Third, we never say or do anything responsible.
It was always a cautious lesson when it came to slandering and fornicating. This was the most important virtue Casanova needed.
The general's overreaction offended him because it was a lesson he had learned from attacking women in obeying his own principles. Learned yells with his face.
“I scratched my dick because I was itchy! ”
“What, what? ”
“Haven't you heard? I'm sweating my balls off, and I'm going crazy over there, so what am I supposed to do? ”
“W-what's that? ”
The general was greatly shocked.
It was because I had no idea that the filthy term 'dick’ and 'balls’ would be spit out without filtering them out.
Furthermore, she was naive enough to know that there was such a word, but she had never uttered it with her mouth in her life.
‘Sa, that's disgusting. Now · · · How could it. ’
The general was greeted with an angry face.
“Don't use dirty words in front of me! ”
“What?"
“Don't use such nasty words! ”
“What do you call a penis? What do you call a ball? It's in the dictionary! ”
The general hesitated as he entered the dictionary. What a short bag strap she is.) As a college student, I couldn't argue with him. When the general was pushed, he learned a lot more.
“So, what if I told you that there was a rash on my penis, and I took action for a while?" It's not a precaution. ”
“Are you making fun of me? ”
“No, that's what I mean. ”
Actually, it was to shoot her as a chewing fee. The general was unable to refute her, but he pointed out to her.
“By the way, you know because you have big breasts. How often the folds sweat. Isn't that why you're not wearing a bra? ”
“W-why is that coming out of nowhere? ”
“I'm the same. I'm big, too. I keep getting swept away. So I scratched it because I was ticklish. Is that so wrong? ”
Lesson was more honest than necessary.
There was also a slight hint of intention, and it was intended to show that his goods were the object. You have big breasts, but I'm frequent.
“Well, then we can sneak in and see why. · · · ”
“You turned to me. Did I go ahead to see you? Why are you just looking ahead and then suddenly looking behind? ”
At that time, the general changed the subject as if something had come to mind.
“Oh, right. I wanted to tell you something. ”
“What?”
He knew the general was disadvantaged, so he tried to change the subject, but ignored it. Fighting more did not help improve relationships. Anyway, I got my reasons.
“A ghost sent a signal. ”
“A sign?”
“I don't know exactly, but I felt like stopping here. I turned around to tell you that. ”
“Wait. I told you to stop? ”
I took out my phone as if he had noticed something.
Although less receptive, navigation was carried out and pointed to the burial site of the corpse marked before the climb.
“I don't think so. We have a long way to go. ”
[I thought you said the crash site was falling.]
‘Yeah, I did. ’
[It's probably a long way off the trail. It could be a ghost detecting its remains and sending a signature.]
Oh, is that so? ’
The map shifts to conformation as if he remembered something.
The contour was displayed when the map, which is a plane, changed to conformation. Examining the map carefully, the current location was very close to the area where the contour was narrowed.
Bingo, that's right. I think it's somewhere around here, off the cliff. Good job, Rossi. ’
[It's a little like calling a dog, but you feel bad, don't you?]
“I think you're right. ”
“What's right? ”
“It's faster to get inside here. It's not a normal hiking trail where the remains are anyway. Eventually we have to get back on the slopes, but I think that's our cue to take a turn. ”
“Ah!”
The general, who knew what he was talking about, glances at the side of the trail.
Rugged forests and steep slopes seem to be several times rougher than well-paved hiking trails.
“Hey, we have to go in here? ”
“If it's hard, I'll go alone. Wait here. ”
He left the trail without even looking back as the general hesitated. The general left alone shouts in a voice filled with fear.
“Who wouldn't go? Go, go, go! ”
* * *
I remembered the Monkey King with the Dragon Ball radar.
I felt like I was wandering in a mountain with no road to the location indicated on my phone.
‘Dammit, it's not a level that hasn't cleared the way, it's a board that needs to be built. ’
“Careful. There's a lot of thorns here. ”
“Ugh, yeah. ”
Me and the General have been crossing the hillside for 30 minutes. The slope was also steep, but the middle tree roots were stuck like landmines, and it was a rough journey that made sharp rocks and thornbushes annoying like obstacles.
A general with tremendous stamina could barely stomach the pain of folding his ankles. I didn't say anything, but I also felt that what she said might be true.
I think it's just luggage.
‘It really is a burden. The sun will set before we even find it. ’
I was starting to worry, but I wasn't afraid. There were no ghosts or emotions in front of me. However, I was in a hurry to think that I might have to give up one night in my original lodge.
“Huff, huff. It's so gross. I should have brought a jungle. ”
“What jungle?”
“It's not a road, there are so many branches, you can't move forward. ”
I moved the tree trunk to the side of the road in front of you. I've already crossed a mountain pass without a trail. Exploration is appropriate. It's so hard, but I'm getting tired of carrying all this stuff.
“Let's take a break, shall we? ”
“Let's do it.”
You find a big rock to sit on in the middle. Me and the general took a break by brushing sweat on our faces and necks with a handkerchief.
“We're going the right way, right? ”
“That's for sure. We're heading straight for the location Navi's pointing at. In the shortest distance.”
“Phew. Sorry. I didn't want you to suffer because of me. ”
“Never mind. I didn't come here to ask you. ”
“Still · · ·. ”
Seeing her apologizing, I felt sorry for being angry earlier. In fact, it was because he was furious.
“Sorry about before. I don't know. I got excited. ”
“Before? · · · · · · ·. No, I misunderstood. I thought you were doing something weird behind my back. ”
“What are you talking about? ”
The general replied, embarrassed.
“Why · · · ·. I saw it in an article once. Men are just looking at women. Like masturbation. ”
“Unh!”
“Well, you know. You wouldn't · · ·. I'm the only one who got it wrong. I'm a woman. I didn't know I was sweating there. ”
“Did you think I was such a bad person? ”
“No. I wouldn't have followed you from the start. Besides, it's not even a real hiking trail anymore. No one will know we're here alone. ”
The general turned his back and forth, anxious about whether he wanted to talk to himself or not. As the general said, no one will come to rescue us no matter what happens here.
When I saw him, I suddenly felt like joking.
“Well, no matter what happens, no one will be able to come. ”
“W-why are you suddenly so scary? ”
“You said you saw the fate of people. ”
“Ugh, yeah. ”
“They say I can't shave my head. Do you know anything about your destiny? ”
The general's eyes flutter rapidly as he raises questions in his voice. She takes a slight step back from the rock she was sitting on.
“Don't, Dorhoon. Calm down.”
“Why? I'm perfectly calm. ”
“I'm scared! ”
“Phew. I can't even joke. Don't be afraid. What do you really see in me? ”
“Wow, this is really! ”
The relaxed general got angry and hit my arm hard.
Pair!
“What kind of joke is that? I was really scared, just now. ”
“Wow, everyone who talks to ghosts is scared of everything. I thought shamans were fearless. ”
“Of course I'm scared. I'm more afraid of people than ghosts. ”
“Why?”
“Just by looking at the accident report. How often do horrible things happen? ”
“From what I hear, I think so. By the way, can't you really see your destiny? If you look in the mirror, you see a coronation. ”
“It doesn't fit. ”
“Isn't that right? ”
“Why, there once was a fortuneteller who said he was very forgiving in our world. Even prominent politicians were famous enough to ask for the results. ”
“Really?"
“Yes. I've been introduced to Masscom many times. If there's anyone here who's even a little bit interested, they should know his name. ”
“Why are you suddenly talking about him? ”
“His son died in a car accident. The car broke down on the highway, pulled out of the driveway, but the truck that was passing by didn't even know it. ”
“Oh dear. ”
“I heard he died instantly at the scene. But do you know what the fortuneteller was doing that day? ”
“What?"
“I was naming her. The day his only son died in a car accident, he was naming someone else's grandson peacefully. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
“You're right. The middleman doesn't shave my head and the fortuneteller doesn't know his own destiny. No, I'd say no. The same is true of family. ”
“Well, thank you for answering. You know what you said the most today? ”
“Me?”
“Yes, I feel more comfortable now. I didn't say anything at first. ”
“That's · · · · ·. ”
“We've rested long enough, so let's move again, and it looks like it's getting dark. If we don't hurry, we might get lost in the mountains.“ ”
The word "distress" scared the general.
Then I suddenly checked my perspective and tilted my head.
“Strange. Even if the sun goes down fast in the mountains, it's not even 4 o'clock yet. ”
“Huh?"
It was strange to hear.
It's sunny at 4pm in the summer. No matter how long the summer is, no matter how high the mountain passes, the sun will set. However, right now, the sky was very dark as if it were going to fall soon. I couldn't see the clouds well to cover the trees, but it wasn't normal.
“Wait. Is that a cloud? ”
“What, what? ”
I looked carefully at the sky, and there were dark clouds coming from nearby. The dark clouds obscured the sun and blurred the weather.
Are you sure it's raining? ’
[In the middle of the summer, it's possible.]
Oops!
Why didn't I think it might rain during the climb? Moreover, the black clouds seemed to be unusually dense, and looked like local thunderstorms.
“Check the weather forecast. Get to your positions now.”
“Oh, oh! ”
The general looks at you on his phone and looks frightened.
“Go, 100% precipitation rate. ”
“100 percent?”
Tugu
It was then.
Suddenly there was a rain. A thick drop of water pierced through the branches and fell on his forehead, two or two moments later! I started pouring out loud.
“Do you have an umbrella? ”
I wanted her big backpack to do my part, but the general shook his head in despair.
“Dammit, let's find a place to get out of the rain first. ”
No matter how much the summer rained, it could be dangerous. If the valley blew, it could have been harmed, and even if it wasn't, it could have been hypothermia. I panicked, grabbed the general's hand and went through the bush like crazy.
Is this rain a blessing or a disaster?
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Angry Fire Column