It is a well-known fact that animals do not learn to walk as soon as they come out of their bellies. Even humans, a kind of animal, have a few proactive instincts that they don't need to learn.
One of them is sex.
Even people with significantly less intellectual ability find and insert holes in their time. This is possible even if it is a one-way street.
Even though the general lived a different life because of his unusual qualities, the instincts imprinted in his body were no different from those of others. Excited by the hard sex unfolding before his eyes and the willful skinship of lessons, the general began to raise his hand to his chest without my knowledge.
A busted chest that usually doesn't fit in the heat, so I just wrapped it up and hid it. She realized through masturbation that she felt better when she touched it. Particularly sensitive to nipple irritation, I was now unconsciously pressing down on the brassiere and caressing myself.
“Hmmm.”
Then I was surprised by the sudden burst of groaning and barely came to my senses.
‘Mi, you're crazy. What am I doing right now? You didn't see him, did you? ’
The general quickly raised his hand, but the body that began to boil once did not know how to eat. After her excitement, the discipline whispers in ridicule.
“Are you okay? ”
“Huh? I don't know. ”
While the general is clumsy, he insists on digging. He was more alert than anyone to the general's changes. I was the intended buyer.
“Didn't I just say something strange? ”
“· · · Oh, no. You didn't hear that right. ”
He glances at her back and smiles. For Dahoon, who had lost so many women, the rookie general was not even brief.
“This is crazy, by the way. How long are these two going to keep going? We're in a hurry.”
“Well, what's the rush? ”
The misunderstood general asked him again.
“You have to carry a lantern around at sunset. I don't know if I'll be able to make it out of here today. ”
“Oh, I'm sorry again. But you can't leave now. Let's wait a little longer. Won't it be over soon? ”
The general learned to have sex by masturbating. Her masturbation time averages 15 minutes. I don't know how, but if I get too sensitive to the clitoris, I stop myself. So, of course, I thought the sex would be over by then.
However, no matter how much time passed, they could not stop. Surprisingly, the middle-aged man was constantly pushing himself back to the top after a long time.
The general was surprised at the unexpected situation.
“Why, why doesn't it end like that? Looks like it's been a long time. ”
“For a while? Of course he won't stop until he does. ”
“What?"
“It's a man's decision to end sex. Didn't you know?”
“What are you talking about? ”
“Ha. You really don't know anything. ”
He explained to an ignorant general.
“A man's got to pee to end it. ”
“Cheap? ”
"Oh, my God, you don't even know the concept of reason? ’
[Maybe you don't know? I didn't go to school, so I probably didn't get a proper sexual education. I can't believe my single dad taught my older daughter that. Besides, women have no concept of reason, unlike men.]
Why not? It's a fountain. ’
[That's a false example.]
‘Kmm. Anyway? I can't help it. I have no choice but to guide you. Did I mention there's no sound coming out of the lining? ’
[It's not completely soundproof, but 90% of it is blocked.]
‘That's enough. ’
“You know a man gets an erection when he's excited, right? ”
At the same time, he stabbed his butt with a stuffed object. Despite the obvious intent, the general nods without a word. To point out, I was ashamed and embarrassed to pretend to know.
“Ugh, yeah. I know it's getting bigger. ”
“Anyway, big stuff like that doesn't get any bigger until it's over. Assessment is the process of draining semen out. ”
“Eject? Like peeing? ”
“No, the coffin was different from the beginning. Women have two holes. ”
“Aren't there three? ”
“Huh?"
“Oh, no. ”
The general scratches his temples, thinking he made a mistake. He continued explaining that the general looked like an idiot because he was cute.
“Anyway, only a man deserves to get laid. He hasn't packed yet, so it goes on and on. ”
“I understand. Then why does it have to end with a pack? ”
“Well, that's kind of hard to explain. In other words, it's like a thirsty situation. ”
“Thirsty?”
“If you're thirsty, do you want some water? ”
“Yes.”
“Do you really want to drink water after that? ”
“No?”
“That's it. A man's desire for sex is significantly reduced after giving an excuse. It's like when I'm thirsty, I take a big sip of water and I'm full of water. You don't want to do it anymore. ”
“Ahh · · ·. I get it, but it's weird. ”
“What?”
The general questioned me.
“So, isn't it just a one-sided satisfaction and end with a man? Is that what sex is? ”
Sharp point. I learned faster because I was ignorant but unbiased about sex.
“Well, that's actually the problem. It's usually betty that you two are satisfied at the same time, but it's hard to keep up with each other's timing. That's why they say it's a good match for someone who can have satisfactory sex. ”
“Ah! That's the sound! ”
He slapped me on the forehead as if he had realized something.
“Do you know how to make a match, but you can't make a match? ”
“No, I can see that. But I didn't know the exact meaning. I haven't met a man yet. ”
“I see. So what do you and I think of each other as? ”
“What, what? ”
The general was startled by the sudden question.
“W-why are you asking me that all of a sudden? ”
“Just curious. ”
“· · I'm curious about everything. ”
The general paused in embarrassment. But from the first moment I saw the lesson, I knew I was a good match for myself. I just didn't know what it meant.
‘Oh, I don't want you to imagine that she's asking you something weird. ’
The general is startled, and a middle-aged man suddenly starts screaming like an animal. After a long sex, he seemed to have reached a climax.
“Ugh!”
There was blood on my neck and sweat on my forehead.
The speed at which the waist was shaking was as fast as the movement of the machine.
“Khhhhh!”
The man stiffens into a deep waist.
The general who was peering at him bit his finger on his lip.
"Oh, that's what he said. ’
The man trembles in a stiff posture. After a while, he pulls out the sagging object. Then, from the hole of the blocked woman, empty, thick semen gushed out. Learned well (?) Refer to the training aid and further explain.
“That's semen flowing right now. ”
“But if you just pee on it like that, you'll get pregnant. ”
Even an ignorant general knows that when sperm and eggs meet, she becomes pregnant.
“It's a chance, but there's no such thing as 100 percent. Probably a safe day.”
“Safe day?”
“It's usually hard to get pregnant because your uterus collapses before or after your period starts. Call it a day of safety. I can do it without a condom. ”
“Ahh · · ·. I didn't know.”
Then he remembered when he had his period.
So, am I a safe day? Why am I doing this calculation? ’
The general thought he was getting weirder and weirder. It was definitely a journey to collect the remains of the Virgin Ghost. But now he was being sexually educated by him.
‘It's weird. I don't feel so good with him around. It's getting weird.’
At that time, the two men and women who had finished sex began to clean up after each other. The movement of wearing clothes again and erasing the traces was confusing, as if I had never done it once or twice.
“You're leaving now, right? ”
“Yes. Let's wait a little longer. ”
As if nothing had happened between the two of you when you finished, you turned back towards the ridge road again. It was only at a time when they were completely invisible that he grabbed the General's hand and dragged him out.
“Phew. I thought I was going to die. ”
“Me, too."
“No luck. I can't believe you're faced with such an eager couple. ”
“Ugh, yeah. ”
“Are you okay? You look red.”
“Me?”
He put his hand on his forehead on purpose.
When I touched the body, I warmed the general's face even more.
“I think it's in my head. You didn't catch a cold in the rain, did you? ”
“Ugh, yeah. I don't think so.”
“Anyway, be careful. I'm out here, but if I get sick, it's hard. ”
“Oh, thank you. ”
He chirps and walks out again.
“Let's go again. It's too late.”
“Well, yeah. ”
The general looked at the back of the moving disciple with a moist eye. That big one just now.) After everything I've been through, I feel very calm, but I feel foolish to keep getting excited about his skinship.
‘Why am I doing this? Do I like him? ’
The general couldn't catch the ribs.
I wondered how long he had known.
Especially after sneaking into someone else's sex, the inherent curiosity exploded. She was also a mature enough adult to be curious about reason. No, in fact, it was due to the family environment that puberty was delayed.
‘Ah, ah. You can't do this. I'm the only one excited to continue to behave politely. You have to be patient.'
However, the already burnt body is sensitive to becoming sensitive. The mountaineering trousers were wet enough to feel wet every time I walked. The general hesitated because of the awkward feeling, and the lesson that was leading him asked.
“Aren't you leaving? ”
“Oh, uh, yeah. I'm coming.”
He was convinced when he saw the stumbling general.
‘I'm so hot. Heheh. I can tell just by the look on your face. ’
[The atmosphere is starting to settle.]
‘Yes. That should be enough for tonight to be a success. ’
[Best wishes.]
The two of them went through a mountain pass without a hitch.
However, because his ankles were swollen the other day, the general was getting harder and harder. The pace of walking slowed down and the sun was going down one day. He stops and says:
“Can you walk any more? ”
“Are we there yet? ”
“It's around here, but it's dark and hard to find. It's dark at night when we arrive, so we can't search. ”
“So what do we do? ”
He looks at the map as if it were embarrassing.
“Luckily, there's a rotary cabin just up the road. ”
“Rotary cabin? ”
“An accommodation managed by the National Parks Service for morning hikers. It's a resting place for the teams that run it. ”
“Yes.”
“The leg looks like it's going to be hard tonight, so why don't you sleep in the cabin and move back in the morning? ”
“Sleep · · · ·? ”
The general did not respond easily to the embarrassment.
It was not that I had not considered the possibility of overnight, but I was worried about how things would turn out.
‘What should I do? I don't have any clothes to change into right now. I don't like underwear either.'
The general was adamantly persuaded of his concern.
“Of course, we can go downstairs now and come back tomorrow. But if you go back down there, you're going to have to repeat the same course you took today. Wouldn't that be harder on your leg right now? ”
It was a long way up from the afternoon without rest. I can't believe I have to go down this road again. It was better to stay awake for one night and go down after work tomorrow morning.
“I don't like that. But is there a vacancy in the cabin? ”
“It's a weekday, so there won't be many people. Maybe it's just the two of us. ”
“Ooh, just the two of us? ”
“The Rotary Lodge is basically a military cabinet. Men and women are confused. ”
“Ho, are you confused? ”
“Why? I don't really know the difference since I sleep in clothes in the mountains anyway. ”
“Well, but still. ”
“Don't worry too much. We're not the only ones. ”
While he said this to reassure them, the general was more concerned about himself than he was about him.
‘I don't know if I can bear it if I sleep with him alone. ’
“Why? You're not hesitating over me, are you? ”
“No, it can't be. I just don't have the tools to wash. ”
“I brought a disposable toothbrush and towel in my bag just in case. If food doesn't feel right, let's eat some sacrificial food. Let's say you gossiped first. ”
“Let's do it.”
The two returned to the mountain trail and arrived at the Rotary Lodge at full sunset. Inside the cabin, all the lights went out and it was dark. He knocks and asks.
“Hello?"
Lesson pulls the door slightly, but the door is locked.
"Arabic show? This is wrong calculation. ’
[I don't think they locked the door without guests? You didn't make a reservation?]
‘Ah! I didn't think of that. Of course I think people live here. What do we do now? We can't get in without the door locked. ’
“Dorhun, what's the matter? ”
The exhausted general asked in a trembling voice as he climbed up to the cabin. If I told you that the lodge building couldn't be locked down, it would be awkward.
‘Ha. Did you win a beating without a tent? This is crazy. ’
End
Angry Fire Column