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There is nothing wrong with the old words.
It's a saying that a meek cat goes up to the lid first.
In this case, a virgin who is modest, not a cat, has to be replaced by a virgin who rides on a man first.
Taste once (?), it looks like the general has already thrown in a fight. He wanted to stick with me for whatever reason.
“I'm a good masseuse. I used to rub it on my dad a lot when I was a kid. ”
“Well, I see. ”
However, no matter how good the bread is, if you keep eating it, you will get bitten. As a general, sex with me would be like a lifetime of new discoveries, but to be honest, I don't like ecstasy that much.
‘Dammit. What's the excuse for being so persistent? ’
At that time, you hear a beep from the vehicle's speakers connected to Bluetooth to see if the phone is ringing.
“What are you talking about? ”
“Uh, that's my phone. ”
Pick up the phone and check the recipient.
"Huff-puff, Nayerim! ’
Miss Yerim?]
"What happened to the Pork Duck? ’
[Pig? I've lost a lot of weight since I met my master again.]
‘Whatever. This isn't a good time. ’
When I looked at the smartphone screen, I hesitated and the general asked with a curious face.
“What are you doing? Not answering? ”
“Ugh, yeah. I'm driving. Later. ”
“It's connected to the car, so why don't you just answer it? ”
The general asked sharply.
Is it a woman's intuition or a shaman's whim?
Her voice is mixed with a slight tingling sensation.
Am I under suspicion? ’
[It seems so.]
"Wow, you're more obsessed than I thought. Jealous in one day? ’
[Wouldn't that be enough for General Yang? The owner clearly said that no one was dating, and he believed that and gave her virginity.]
‘Then you should never accept it. ’
I quickly surrounded myself.
“I'd rather you didn't answer. ”
“Why?”
“He's a private loan shark.”
“Buy or sell? ”
“Yeah. I told you I owed you big time. I used to write debentures back then, but I still call now and then. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
I hung up because I ignored the call for a long time.
I sighed, thinking I was lucky.
Then the general asked.
“How much debt do I have left? ”
“A lot. ”
“Do you want me to pay you back? ”
“Why, why do you repay my debt? ”
I was pretty sure the general didn't have anything to say either.
“Of course I'll lend it to you. Like I said, I'm not economically deficient. ”
“Never mind. Thanks for the words. But I will repay my debt. ”
“So how much do I owe you? ”
“Lots of them. Interest on debentures. ”
“Isn't that illegal? ”
Then the bell rang again in the car. I could give up if I didn't get it once, but I couldn't blame Yerim for calling me back in a row.
"Shit, don't you know him? ’
Miss Yerim, how do you know about your situation?]
‘No, but if you don't get it once, you have to assume you're busy. ’
I picked up the phone for a moment during the stop to press unsubscribe. Then all of a sudden, the general reaches out and grabs the phone.
“Oh, no! ”
“Give it to me. I'll talk to him. ”
“Well, that's not it. ”
“Hello?"
"Oh, I got it! Holly!"
Huh? Who· · · · This is the phone? Isn't it?
Yerim's voice, surprised by the car's speakers, echoes out.
“That's right.”
Then why are you answering the phone?
“You're not a private loan shark? ”
Huh? What?
I finally got my phone back and screamed.
“Yerim, I'll call you back. ”
Chit
I forcibly turned off the phone and put the phone next to the driver's seat.
The general looked at me with his arms crossed.
“The private loan shark is Yerim? ”
“No, that's not it. ”
“Who is she, then? ”
To be honest, I was embarrassed.
It was wrong of me to cheat, but I was too meddlesome not to be my girlfriend at last. In other words, the general crossed the line.
“Just a friend I met while I was busy. ”
“Aha, friend? Girlfriend?”
“She's not my girlfriend, she's my girlfriend's friend. ”
“I see. You're a friend of a woman who does private loans sometimes. ”
Obvious ridicule.
I coughed, but I endured it once.
“You must be mistaken. The private loan shark is the one who called first. I thought you called again, and then Yerim called. ”
“Then what is it with you and Yerim? ”
“What? We just talked about this. It's just a girlfriend.”
“Do you talk on the phone at night sometimes? ”
"Ouch! This obsession. I can't do this. Bring scissors. ’
[Master, please be reasonable. You were so excited.]
"No, she's not even my girlfriend, is she? ’
[From General Yang's perspective, of course it's worth it. Wouldn't you? Who wouldn't be jealous of this?]
When the bear heard Rosie's words, it made sense.
However, this obsessive woman was not adapted at all because it was only for a short time.
“I don't know what you mean, but he's a friend I stumbled across on occasion. If you don't believe me, you can call me back. ”
I handed the phone back to the general in anger.
You wouldn't call me if you went out like this.
No, it doesn't matter if you walk.
The general's suspicion is what's going on between me and Yerim, and in strict terms, it's nothing more than a sect. When I asked her if she was my girlfriend, the answer was fixed.
When I went out so hard, the general returned his cell phone to see if it was broken, too.
“Oh, no. I was just wondering. ”
“I didn't lie to you. You're a shaman. Read my mind. ”
The general was even more embarrassed by what I said.
“What are you talking about? I'm not a reader. I'm sorry, I overreacted. ”
“Hmm. I can see why you'd do that. But we're still getting to know each other. Right?”
“Ugh, yeah. ”
“So let's trust each other and be considerate. What happened a minute ago was a misunderstanding, so I'm just gonna pretend it never happened. ”
“Okay, Doreen. ”
‘Phew. Thank goodness. I'd be fucked if I did. ’
[It was a great base to pass on to a short-term defense. However, according to the master, Miss Yang's obsession is slightly out of alignment.]
‘I mean. It gives me goose bumps when I see you trying to pretend to be the mistress. I didn't feel like this either. ’
[So the owner likes the yin yang.]
‘Anyway.'
The general was embarrassed after having a happy ending, and the atmosphere became small. I spoke in a calm voice that had just arrived in front of the general's house.
“You must be exhausted. Let's just get some rest today. I'll rest at home. ”
“Ugh, yeah. That Dorhoon · · · ·. ”
“Huh?"
“Did you say work? · · ·. You're not mad, are you? ”
Gosh, you've been plotting so far. Perfectly obsessed with not being cool. I deliberately smiled and told the general.
“What are you talking about? Don't worry. Get some rest. I'll call you later. ”
“I-I don't care. ”
“Let's sell our worries. When I bring you your bones later, explain them to your parents well. ”
“Yes.”
“I'm sorry I left it to you when I was supposed to finish. ”
“No. It's my job, of course. I couldn't have done it alone if you hadn't helped me. Thank you. In many ways. ”
“Yes. Go in carefully, then. ”
“Do I have to call you? ”
“Yes.”
“No, I'll be in touch. ”
“Well, yeah. ”
The general frowned as he parted ways.
Wow, I feel like I've met a real enemy.
Eventually, I saw the general waving hard until my car was out of sight, and I had no choice but to wear my tongue.
‘Phew, I don't know if I'm sewing my nose because I'm not good with women. ’
[It was time for you to get hit too.]
"What, dude? ’
[By the way, you're calling Miss Yerim back.]
‘Don't change your words. ’
Why the sudden phone call, by the way?
You don't think yoga's here, do you?
On the way back home, I called again, and Yerim started pouring out.
Hey, what was that?
“Why did you call? ”
No, who?
“What would you do if you knew? ”
Ha. Did you really just meet another girl?
“What are you talking about? New girl all of a sudden? ”
Who went to law school last time?
“Snow water?”
How long have you been seeing him?
“There seems to be a misunderstanding. We just drove together for work. ”
Ha, you? Oh, yeah?
“Did you just call to say that? I'm hanging up.”
Oh, no, wait.
“Hey, and aren't you and I supposed to be interfering? ”
I just spoke to the general once after Dane. In the last words, I'm finished with Yerim, but I've done something wrong and I'm sorry for it. (?). I'm sorry I lost my good looks and became a virgin.
However, when I blamed myself like the general without knowing it, I couldn't bear the heartache. Yerim also did not ask if he had noticed.
Why are you in such a hurry? On the phone.
“No, you're making me a freak, too. ”
Anyway, you've been on vacation lately, right?
“Yeah, I did. ”
Is there anything you can do to help me?
Are you calling me a sex diet again? ’
“I'm busy.”
I bounced.
I'm no Coleman, and I can't be dragged around by what I call a tribe.
What kind of college student doesn't even listen to me?
“Let's say you're busy, then. ”
You don't have a minute?
“What's going on? ”
No, but we don't talk on the phone. Where are you right now? I think I'm on my way. Can you come over here?
“Where are you? ”
Near the house. It's outside.
“I'm a little tired because I've been driving too long today. ”
Just once, Doreen. You know I don't ask you for favors.
Damn, make me feel weak again.
Yerim had a little bit of a debt ritual.
After all, I almost got raped by the puberty because of me, and the trauma caused me to drop out of school, and my appetite exploded with stress, turning into a cultivator.
Of course, since then, I've been trying to mess with the law student Seolsui, but I decided to trade rooms with each other.
Anyway, like she said, she never called first or asked for anything. When I saw that it wasn't another phone call and asked to meet and talk, I had a hunch that I wanted to talk about something other than a sexdiet.
‘Hmm. What should I do? ’
[Let's meet for a reason. Do you know again? Do you want a mission?]
Oh, right. Maybe we should try that. ’
Like what?]
"Ear Graffiti Skill. You said you could predict the future. I'm also going to test my skills. ’
[Good username. For your reference, once you have used your skills, refer to Cooldown for a month.]
Okay, but how do you use that skill? ’
[The level is still low, so if you look at the dots, it will give you an approximate idea of what the road map will look like. It is the five stages of the cardiothoracic chest and chest and chest and is displayed on the smart watch display.]
‘It's not a cyber leap. · · ’
What did you say?]
‘No, let's take a look. I wonder what my fortune would be if I met Yerim today. ’
After chanting the spell, the text appeared in the smart watch shortly after executing the Earring Cat Skill.
!
[Oh, beginner's luck? Great length from first skill!]
You're lucky, aren't you? ’
[Absolutely. Consider yourself lucky if you have a large fortune.]
How long is this gonna take? ’
[You can only see it in the short future because your skill level is still low. Three long days?]
You can't see three days and a month? This thing's not going to work. ’
[But where is it? When you level up your skills, you'll see a far future in the future.]
‘Anyway, it's a long way. ’
Lee Do-hyu-woon!
While I was digging for a moment, Yerim was not tired but begging me. I answered bluntly with my permission.
“I'm really tired today. Okay, where are you? ”
You're the only one with lessons, right?
“Don't shout, just tell me where it is. ”
I drove to the place that Yerim told me about.
By the way, I was surprised that my lucky tooth would burst in the next 3 days. Should I buy a lottery?
It's a world where Lottery No. 1 goes to work.
* * *
He arrives at the cafe and finds Yerim.
‘Let's see, here comes the oldest virgin. · · ’
But Concern (?) Unlike that, a very thin beauty was waiting for her. Although the effects of magical semen may have caused Yerim to regain its old body and beauty.
“Oh, Dorhoon. Over here.”
He approaches Yerim waving his hands and sees another man sitting next to him. Maybe in his mid-20s? The man in the glasses looked very ordinary.
"Meet a man and meet me"? What's going on? ’
“What would you like to drink? I'll let you do it.”
“Oh, but who is this? ”
“Oh, look at me. You didn't introduce yourself. This is... ”
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