“Me?”
“What are you looking at? ”
“I'm not noticing. I don't want to be misunderstood. I thought you had a boyfriend. ”
Chris put his hands on both waists and said,
It was somewhat irritating.
“What if I didn't know? ”
“Huh?"
“If you didn't know about Myung Woo's relationship with me, would you have a different attitude? ”
"Look at this? It's very provocative."
[Very straightforward. That's almost enough to seduce the master, isn't it?]
‘For starters, I had a lot of interest. I didn't know it was gonna be like this. ’
“· · · Well. ”
“Foot. I don't find braver men attractive. ”
Taunting Chris calms down.
“True courage, but not bravery. ”
“Tsk. Done. The lessons are not very interesting. ”
Chris shook his head and went into the store first. He looks at her disappointed face and regrets slightly.
Should I have given you the time of day? ’
[No, you did well. If you took the bait, it would look more like a godless person.]
‘Did you? Anyway, you're laughing as a couple. A man teases his two to go somewhere nice, but a woman teases him to seduce her. What's with all the bean powder couples? ’
[After all, isn't it enough to know that there is a rift between the two of you? There seems to be enough room for interference.]
‘Isn't that right? ’
When he returned to the store, Myungwoo told him to listen to him.
“Oh dear, you're no match for him either. ”
He looks like he's been drinking himself to death since his face turned red.
“Why?”
“We were just talking about you. ”
“My story? ”
I looked around and saw that I had finished a secret project. The women looked away, and the men laughed at him.
‘What? It's offensive. ’
Then one of the male steps opened his mouth.
“Ah, don't get me wrong. I didn't say anything weird. Actually, I was complimenting him. ”
“Compliments?”
“Hey, don't. ”
“Yeah, we were just joking around. ”
The girl next to him tried to stop him, but he couldn't help but grumble if the male step was also drunk.
“About why you're late coming from the bathroom. ”
“Yes?”
I don't know what he meant, but he tilted his head, and suddenly he spread a finger and said.
“One, too many sheep? ”
“Kahahaha!”
“Don't do it. ”
Despite the currents around you, the steps spread their fingers in turn.
“Two, did it take you long enough to get it out? ”
“Puhahaha!”
“Phew, not a real pervert. ”
“Three, it took longer to put it in! ”
“Hey! You're real! ”
“Why? Last one's on you! ”
“Still · · ·. How to put people in front of you. ”
When the lesson about going to the bathroom was delayed, they seemed to enjoy gossiping among themselves.
He thought he was going to get angry at me for a moment, but then he felt close. It was easy to work hard, but it was hard to endure.
‘· · It's hard to make love to Cristina if you spill the plates here. Let's just bear with it for once. ’
Even with sexual harassment and ridicule, he smiled and was confronted.
“Do you want me to give you the right answer? ”
“Oh? Are you in here? ”
“Really?"
“There are three correct answers. ”
“Wa-ha-ha-ha!”
“It's too sexy, Mr. Dohun. ”
“It's been weird ever since I filmed it, too. ”
The atmosphere that could get serious was drawn up. Cristina, who went in first, also looked at him with interesting eyes. I seem to have regained interest in his audacity.
“Here's to you, too, and a toast to us. ”
“Yes, yes. Bottoms up, everybody! ”
The drink went round and round. He must have taken some medicine, too. He punched him in the head.
“Wow, you're good at drinking. ”
“Why did you take it off earlier? ”
“Someone didn't follow me. ”
The cheerleader receiving the drink said to him with a shrugged eye.
“By the way, Dorhoon. Don't feel too bad about that. ”
“What are you talking about? ”
“That's what I said first. He's really big. ”
“Yes?”
“I've seen the real thing. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
After all, the person who spread the rumor was Myungwoo.
His cheap-mouth and the stubborn object of doctrine went up in mystery.
‘That bastard is a problem. ’
He followed the liquor and checked Cha Myung Woo's information window.
Rossi, it's cooldown time, right? ’
[Yes, should I open Cha Myung Woo's info window?]
‘Open it.'
Name: Cha Myung Woo (non-general, 21 years and 4 months old)
Age: 28
Favorability: 76/100
Achievement: naïve, bottomless, laryngeal preference
Transformation: high
* Heart Points: I like to get into big objects.
Woman: Not interested.
Attack Tip
* He is interested in you.
He's gay for men.
He's attracted to handsome men, and he's obsessed with big things.
He was once a normal heterosexual, but at some point he became aware of his identity.
She has been in a relationship with Cristina, but she's also a couple who have been sexually active for over a year.
To increase your likelihood, we recommend the following:
Testimonial: “Ball, which one is it? ”
What the fuck? ’
* * *
Shocking.
I can't believe Cha Myung Woo was really gay.
Moreover, it was even more surprising that he was originally straight and then turned gay.
[Oh my God · · · ·. Your guess was right. How the hell did you know?]
‘No way. I had a strange feeling, but does this make any sense? ’
[What?]
How does a healthy kid suddenly turn into a homosexual? You're still dating Cristina. ’
[You may not be gay at birth. There are lots of examples of people who get to know their taste as they get older. Miss Green was also a redhead, and then she moved on to bisexual with your intervention. Could that be the case?]
‘Ha. Sexless for over a year! So that's how cristina filled up the breeze? Cha Myung Woo is not fighting me at all. ’
[But if she is, then why does she keep going out with Cristina? Wouldn't it be better if we just broke up?]
‘Maybe it's a sense of responsibility. ’
Responsibility?
I thought you couldn't betray Cristina, who believed in you and settled in a faraway land. So we're dating, but we're having sex. ’
[But on the contrary, wouldn't it be better for Miss Cristina to be impatient?]
‘Maybe Cristina's taking it to some extent. As a business partner, not a relationship. Just like you asked me to do it again. ’
[Hah. What a strange couple. I wonder if we should call them couples by now.]
‘Maybe Sexless isn't just between married men and women. Between the two of you. I can't believe you have a girlfriend. Oh, maybe that's what he was after. ’
What?
‘After seeing people's reactions around me, Cha Myung Woo didn't come out. Even to his girlfriend.’
[Yes, it is.]
‘Maybe it's my guess, but Cristina is undercover. No one would suspect a gay guy with a girlfriend. ’
[Ah! Maybe so. · · · To protect our reputation.]
‘I think so. No matter how responsible you are, you can't be together. I feel sorry for Cristina. ’
[What are you going to do now, anyway? I'm going after the owner, you're going after Cristina, and Cristina is in a relationship with Cha Myung Woo.]
"What a shitty triangle. ’
[It is also best to aim for both. You can aim for 3 achievements at the same time. You can achieve your hidden · · · · ·, the ethnic crucible, and even if you loved your friends. What a great Sammy!]
‘No. No disrespect. My ass is always precious. ’
[Isn't Cha Myung Woo Bottom?]
‘I can't stand hanging out with any man. I don't want either of you sticking your butt up my ass. ’
[So it's two birds in one stone?]
As long as it's like this, we have to actively target Cristina. You don't feel guilty about stealing it from your gay boyfriend. ’
I hardened my heart and smiled at Cha Myung Woo.
When the opponent realizes he's gay, there are some parts that make him even more odd.
“You must be enjoying your drink. ”
“Me? This is neat. I think you're doing something, too. ”
“Fair enough. But you sound more like your brother than I do, so feel free to call me. I'm so young. ”
“Aigoo, you shouldn't talk like that when you're young. ”
Then, it was a light storm that put a silver horse on it.
“I'm comfortable with that, too. ”
“Should I? ”
“Yes.”
I pretended to give him the cup and sat next to Cha Myung Woo on purpose.
The easiest way to do that is to knock him out of his drink. After Cho Myung Woo's disappearance, attacking Cristina who's left alone is a piece of cake.
“What's your relationship with Yerim who came with you yesterday? He seemed really close. ”
“Yerim? He's been my friend since I was a kid. Why?”
“I thought I was a girlfriend at first. I didn't get a good look at you when you introduced me. ”
"Baby? ’
The vomiting kicked in, but I was close.
“I'm a close friend. Almost a man's honor. ”
“Friends between men and women? ”
“There's nothing you can't do. If we don't be rational with each other. ”
“You don't see it with reason? Yerim, you look so pretty. ”
“Haha. That's all makeup. ”
“Really?"
“Yeah, that's actually a lot prettier. When I was a kid, it was a real virtue. ”
“I see. Somehow I noticed some stretch marks on my thighs. You lost weight.”
“I lost weight and got used to it. But I've known him for a long time. ”
“And what style does he like? Do you want me to introduce you to a lot of girls I know? ”
Myungwoo asked me to be jealous.
It seemed like an implied question.
You're talking about my predisposition, right? ’
Tendency?
‘He's gay. The question is, do I like girls? ’
[Oh, I see.]
“Haha, it's okay. ”
“No, really. I know a lot of models. A full-on style or a slander? How do you like it?”
Myungwoo persistently asked.
The answer is, I like men better than women. But I didn't want to say anything I didn't like.
“No, thank you. Pretty women are a burden. ”
“Really? Why is that suspicious? What do you mean," a guy with a pretty girl "? ”
“Why?”
“You don't like men, do you? ”
Motherfucker! ’
I almost bashed Myung Wu's head in with an empty bottle.
I barely took a deep breath and held onto the rope of reason.
‘You're gay. If it wasn't for Cristina, I would have broken the chimney. ’
“Have another drink. ”
“Yeah, that's great. He's pouring us drinks. ”
The cheerful Lord drank from the tribe liquor. I set fire to kill him, too. Of course it was a game I couldn't lose. Because to me, drinking is like water.
“Ugh, I'm drunk. You're drunk. ”
“You eat better. ”
“Jules, we're number two! ”
“Secondary? Secondary where are you going, Sifo? ”
In the words of the woman's step, she replied with a resounding voice.
Seeing that he wasn't getting well, he seemed to be able to send me just a little more food.
“How about some tuna? I want to eat tuna. ”
“Joochi! Let's go, Wave 2!"
After the first meeting was organized, there were two breakers.
One male step and one female step are missing.
But when I saw something suspicious about the two of them staring at each other, I thought they were holding hands secretly.
What the hell is this? Is that what you two are about? ’
“Well, have more fun. I'll give you a ride home. ”
“Yes, yes. ”
“See you tomorrow. ”
“I'm sorry I couldn't do more with Cristina and Dawn. ”
"Phew. I think you two are sneaking off to have sex. Too bad. ’
After sending two people, the remaining four headed for the second place.
It was a store that refills tuna indefinitely.
“Do whatever you want. I'll shoot them all today. ”
“Ah, Jules is awesome! ”
“Oh, but where's the bathroom? ”
Myungwoo disappeared from the restroom before he even sat at the table. The female step went out for a moment to make a phone call at home. Suddenly, it was just me and Cristina.
“What can I get you? ”
“Four bottles of soju, please. ”
“Yes.”
I was surprised at the distribution of four bottles of soju.
“Four bottles?”
“Why? You don't eat a bottle of each? ”
“Jules, you look drunk. ”
“It doesn't matter. I'll tell him to go home first when he's drunk. You and I can have a drink. ”
“Alone? ”
“I like men who drink well. Like you.”
Cristina has finally revealed her true colors in the only place left. Even though she was a Soviet woman, she could not get drunk from the first.
“Oh, Chris, you're drunk. Take care of your boyfriend.”
“Huh, what a boyfriend. ”
Cristina hurriedly came in with a woman who was out to make a phone call, wanting to discuss something.
“Oh, I'm sorry. What do I do? Dad will kick you out if you don't come in the house in 30 minutes · · ·. ”
The drunken woman seemed to want to play more, but it didn't seem right at all.
“Jules, if you come, please say something. I think I need to get in a cab right now. ”
“Oh dear. Take care."
“Yes, have fun. I'm so sorry!”
The woman disappeared in a line.
All that was left was a fucking triangle.
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