909. Summer Break1

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I left Cha Myungwoo's house and returned home with a calm mind.

Cristina said she'd stay with him tonight.

You said you were gonna break up anyway.

Even if we break up, we still have to say goodbye. Don't worry. Go in first. I'll be good enough to surround Myoungo.

You're not splitting up because of me, are you?

You don't have to think like that at all. It's not the first time you and I have had an affair, and I'm just having a hard time. I don't think this is real.

Yeah. I'll see you next time.

Yeah, I'm fine.

It was a little bitter. As soon as I woke up, I felt somewhat guilty considering the feelings of my son-in-law receiving the notice of separation.

[Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault, like Miss Cristina said. It was a fundamental cause of homosexuality and homosexuality.]

‘Am I right?

[However, the reason the owner felt uneasy is because he cheated openly next to Cha Myung Woo.]

‘Yeah. I know it's a long shot, but frankly, I think I overreacted. It's like I gave it back to someone else. Cha Myung Woo is not an enemy to me. ’

[It looks similar in appearance, but it's completely different in context. At least we didn't break up a happy couple.]

‘Hmm, but · · ·. ’

[I guess I brought up the Abyssal Story for nothing. You are not a monster at all. if you're as good as you are right now.]

"What are you consoling me about? ’

[After all, you've defeated three achievements at once, Sergeant, haven't you? It deserves to be congratulated. It reduces.]

‘Oh, right. Achievements.’

I took a taxi back home to check on my accomplishments.

First, I loved a friend of a friend who was attacking an acquaintance's girlfriend.

The above achievement was split between the 1st and 2nd prizes, the first of which was worn as a ‘Marathon Warrior's Sock’ and was reported daily because it reduces stamina consumption by 30%. It seems that special nanofilter technology in the heavenly system has been applied since it is seen to maintain its cleanliness at all times without having to be washed separately.

And today's second bounty will be the belt of Spartans. Efficacy is a 15% increase in strength enhancement while wearing.

For example, it was an item that reinforced a person who had a benchpress limit of 100 Kg to hold 115Kg tightly when wearing a belt. At first I was embarrassed to think I was giving him some kind of championship belt, but it turned out to be a black leather belt design that wore ordinary trousers. Leading sheep

Like I said, I will always be with you in the future.

The second achievement is the crucible of race.

Based on the display it was changed as follows:

95. Racial crucible. 2/3 Leukoin, Slavic

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1. Leukoin (the indigenous people of Ryukyu. Okinawa means "okinanchu" in Okinawa.)

2. Slavic (a predominant resident of Eastern Europe and North Asia and a period of ethnic origin in Russia, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia and Bulgaria)

3. Latino (a tribe that used to live in the Italian Latium region, belonging to the Italian Indonesians.)

You are now challenging the achievement of shuffling the human genome.

Achievement Reward: Increases Six Sense (Passive Skill) Sixth Sense by an Elixir. You can have intuition in multiple facets, such as avoiding misfortune or detecting luck.

Ryukuine achieved this by attacking Ryoko, a Japanese exchange student. And as we reach Cristina this time, so will the Slavs. Now, if you only target the remaining Latino beauty, you will be able to get rid of the achievement reward, Sixth Sense. I'm very excited that my sixth sense is increasing.

One.

And finally, the achievement that achieved the target conditions in an instant is the achievement of 'picking mulberry while sleeping with my boyfriend.' It's a very perverted condition, but it was activated by accident. Perhaps if I asked him to do it on purpose, it would be difficult to challenge him easily.

What was the reward? ’

[1500 points. Points have been awarded as normal. I sent you a belt so you can take it out and use it whenever you want.]

‘Good. You got what you wanted. Three achievements in one night to complete two, and only one remains of the Crucible of Race. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. ’

[If you asked, you could go to Double, even Quadraple. One night.]

‘No, I'm good enough as a Triple King. By the way, at this rate, you really think you're gonna make it to second base on summer vacation? How many are left? ’

[Today you have a total of 5 achievements to reach 2 critical stages.]

‘Too bad about that woman's assault. ’

[It looks like you'll need to manage it for long-term targets. Because even if you attack a woman, there are still cheerleaders.]

‘Okay, deal with it that way. What other achievements are there to challenge?

[Wait, I've only shown you qualifying achievements, but can I just show you all 108?]

‘No, you don't have to do that because you'll forget anyway. Choose from just a selection of things to try during the summer vacation. When the semester starts, you'll be stuck in school again. ’

[Okay, just wait a moment and we'll bring up the list.]

‘But you haven't been as hasty as you think, have you? ’

[No way. 108 lists of achievements are carefully selected using the collective intelligence system in the heavenly world.]

Who is that collective intelligence? ’

[The gods. The lower gods.]

‘Ahh · · ·. I see.'

[Master, I'm ready.]

‘Okay.’

[With the exception of the 108 achievements you have achieved, we've made the display brief with some achievements worth trying during this summer vacation. Check it out.]

A list of accomplishments came to mind on the display.

I quickly scanned my achievements, spinning the wheel of the smart watch.

21. Trip Sketches

Requirements: Sexual intercourse with all women in your household who are new and travelling abroad (achieved with at least 3 women in your household)

Achievement Reward: Prince of Immunity (Passive Skill) Emperor of Immunity Sub Compatibility Skill, Immune only to Asthma

25. Goku Cover Rice

Conditions for achievement: Attacks mother-in-law relationship without skill.

Achievement Reward: Black Coin (Item), once in a lifetime. Black shapes can transform into 30cm invitations that are hard to reach. Duration of day.

36. Who am I? Where am I?

Completion Requirement: To be kidnapped and raped by a stalker.

Achievement Reward: Introduce psychotropic drugs such as Passive Skill sleeping pills or aphrodisiacs.

39. South, North and South

Requirements: Target Women from North Korea (Saturn Possible)

Achievement Reward: Comrade, Comrade! (Passive Skill) Loves Women from Communist Countries +15

41. Sky Sector

Requirement Achieved: Achieve at the end of the love-insertion peak during sky diving

Achievement Reward: Unlock all restrictions on items with cheat cards (items) and missions with limited skill use (single use)

45. Give it to your skin.

Conditions for achievement: Spread semen all over the woman's body (one-shot solution)

Achievement Reward: 3000 points.

52. Descendants of the Sun

Achievement Requirement: Target the female army within the unit.

Achievement Reward: Can see lines (Skill) Activated only when battle (Brawl) occurs. Opponent's weakness is indicated by a red dot.

58. Wind in your name.

Achievement Requirements: Slave the cheating woman into 100 pieces: Punch, Punch, Pierce, Cheap, and Love.

Achievement Reward: Become my AI colleague (Skill) Allows "AI" transition for a certain period of time. The woman's memory is automatically erased.

72. Ask the flowers.

Requirement: Assess 3 or more women at the same time

Achievement Reward: good sisters (passive), simultaneously affection and bondage between women, UP, and jealousy between each other.

80. A house with a view.

Conditions of achievement: vaginal evaluation at the back of the window, looking out of a new house with an authorized broker.

Achievement Reward: Masterkey (Item) A lock that is unlocked in all keys is rubbish, but if there is a key that can be unlocked in all, it is a masterkey. Can open any locked door.

There were 10 floating lists on the display.

[During the summer holidays, we have selected achievements to challenge. We can float you more if you need us. There are more than 50 of them left.]

‘Wait. I'm still trying to overload. I'm gonna have to tear it down one by one. Are you thinking about your trip to the cyborg trip? ’

[That's right, since you're going on a family trip, wouldn't you want to meet a family of at least three women?]

‘Yes · · ·. Who's the Prince of Immunity? The Lord of Immunity's sub-compatible skill? ’

[Even though I think you're going to give up your hidden accomplishments, I have chosen a similar reward. As explained, sexually transmitted diseases with women are immune. But bellows are a little less than the immune lord who can prevent all sexually transmitted diseases.

Yo.]

‘Hmm. I like the reward, but it looks pretty tricky when you're with Sonmi. Next case. Gourmet rice?

[Yes. This is a maternal covered rice skill. We need to target women in high-net-worth relationships.]

"Wait, but you're my daughter-in-law and my mother-in-law. If you're a mother-in-law, don't you think you're over 50? ’

[Almost.]

Why are you in your 50s with so many women who say, "Pass!" Did you get shot in the head? ’

[You must put aside the prejudice that every mother-in-law will be in her 50s. because if you get married early, you might end up in your 40s, and if you get remarried in your 30s.]

‘Right. Anyway, it's worth a try. Who am I? Where am I? What kind of crazy achievement is this? ’

[This achievement is very difficult. I need to be kidnapped and raped by a stalker.]

‘I'm filming. What kind of crazy woman would kidnap me over 180 times? ’

[So I told you that it's very difficult · ·.]

‘No, this is hard too. It should be easy for both men and women. Saturn can? "

[Yes, it doesn't matter if North Korea is home.]

"Maybe even a straggler." ’

[Of course.]

At least 70 generations before 6.25. ’

[Tie · · · · when linked to Gyeonggi achievement institutions.]

‘Shut up.'

[I asked him, and he seemed to like going to Duble. What about the Star Sector down there?]

"Sex during skydiving." I don't think South Korea is possible and has skydiving experiences on board. If you look around, you can challenge Mina. ’

[There is a similar version of the Deep Sea Sector. Available during scuba diving.]

Don't scuba diving wear full-body bathing suits? ’

[You have to be naked.]

‘Pass.'

[Be gentle with your skin, isn't it worth a try?]

You want me to put semen all over my body? What am I, a fountain? Let the semen ooze out. ’

[There are items that increase the amount of semen. However · · · ·.]

Only?

[About a month should be stocked · · ·.]

"Nosex for a month"? ’

[Yes, that's how you can spray it all over your body. By the way, your testicles will probably be more than three times dilated.]

"Crazy. What are you talking about? What nonsense are you introducing me to? Descendants of the Sun? This is better. ’

[Military achievement? Wouldn't it be hard to join the army? You're a civilian now.]

‘I think it might be possible if I'm good. Starting next year, the reserves will be notified. ’

[Ah, Mr. Yabi.]

‘Speak up. They're reserves.’

[Yep. It's going to be tough this summer anyway.]

‘Let's aim for next summer's vacation. Wind in your name? What kind of achievement is this? ’

The Naming Sense of the Hawaiian Nation?]

‘But I know this beats up a cheating woman, but is the reward for her achievement unusual? Become my AI partner? Is that artificial intelligence talking about you, Rossi? ’

[That's right, I can possess another woman's body.]

Just like the last time a virgin from geology was possessed? ’

[Yes, I can only borrow another woman's body for a certain amount of time. In the meantime, the memories will be erased naturally. Maybe when you wake up, you'll forget that your memory was tampered with and you lent your body away.]

Hoho.

This is interesting.

So you're saying that Rossi, who was in the smartwatch, could have a body?

[You can summon me and use it to aid in a number of attacks. For example, it could be possessed by the body of the owner's close relatives.]

‘Yes, that would be very useful. ’

[Yes. Miss Cristina, who was having an affair this time, has decided to break up with her boyfriend, so you'll have to find someone else.]

‘You know, one. ’

[Miss Harin, the teacher?]

‘It's a little hard to turn him into a slave, but right now he's the only one I can think of who's cheating on me. ’

[Water for flowers and a house with a view is also a feat during the holidays. It's good to reconcile women who don't get along well with flowers, and house achievement rewards with a view can help Masterkey pursue future missions or achievements.]

After hearing Rosie's explanation, I've drawn some impressive achievements.

‘Then during the summer break · · ·. ’

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“Huff-puff, huff-puff, huff-puff, wait a minute. ”

“Honey, not yet! ”

“Ah, ah · · ah!! · · · I'm sorry. ”

“What? Did you pee? ”

“Ugh, yeah. ”

“Ahh · · ·. All right, take it out. ”

A big, muscular man grabs the tip of a condom and carefully unpacks it. My girlfriend woke up with a dark face, and she said she was going to take a shower and went to the bathroom. The muscular man sighs deeply and opens the window in the studio.

‘Ha. What's the matter with you these days? Are you stressed out because of the appointment? ’

I know my girlfriend hates smoking in her room, but holy water pulled out a cigarette. Even though I was taking off my hot summer or clothes, I was not cold, but I was cool because of the guilt that I did not satisfy my girlfriend.

"Heh heh. Such a big one. Holy water. What is this? ’

Holy water opened the window and burned a cigarette, but my girlfriend came out of the shower wearing underwear.

“Have you washed already? ”

“Huh · · · I thought I told you not to smoke at home when I was with you · · ·. ”

“Oh, I'm sorry. ”

Sang-soo quickly cleaned the ashes and put out the cigarettes, but his girlfriend already looked stiff. She sighs deeply and begins to put on the clothes she had immediately taken off.

“Ver, you're leaving already? Let's have dinner. ”

“My mom wants me to eat at home. ”

A dry answer.

It was unbelievably cold to say that you had just been shot.

However, he could not say anything because he had sinned.

A girlfriend dressed in a hooded dress stepped out the front door and said,

“I'm going. ”

“I'll show you out. ”

“It's okay. Just get dressed. ”

“Ah, ah · · ·. ”

The holy water hides its goods with its hands, shrunk in embarrassment.

The girlfriend seems to have something to say, but she turns around and leaves the studio. Banging at the closed door, the holy water waved helplessly.

“Goodbye. Seong-hee. ”

Sang-soo smoked a string of cigarettes to see if the time for the wise came. Then I suddenly got a call from the assistant teacher.

Holy water. How was your vacation? I'm sorry it's so easy.The chief asked me how the summer camp was going. Yumi's been busy preparing for the whole country.

“No, I should have taken it first. I haven't told you yet. ”

Yeah, well, I'm sorry I'm busy studying, but I'm leaving it to the academy. Why don't you take care of it?

“Yes, I'll talk to the dean myself tomorrow. ”

Yeah, thanks.

Sung-woo hung up on the assistant, regained his strength and began to pack up the summer vacation swim camp.

Yumi, the president of the conference, was always busy because he was a sign volleyball player at his university. Since I often go on an expedition to prepare for the competition, I was promised to do everything I could when I first served as president.

“Whew, we only have a week left in camp. ”

The summer camp was supposed to be his last assignment because it was part of the current executive unit until this summer. He said he started studying for office from the third grade summer vacation, but he is still free because he is not taking this year's exam right now.

To report to the principal, Seong-soo turned to the phone for reservation confirmation. It was all his job to find out about boarding houses and rent restaurant reservations and safety equipment around the sea pool.

When the final check was done, Sung also called the camp instructors to confirm. It was because there were occasional punctures during the holidays. Seong-soo who called the two instructors last time called him.

Hello? Hey, plastics, what's up?

“Damn it, do I have to call you if I have to? ”

No · · · But why is your voice so weak? It's a little different than usual.

When he asked, the holy water was embarrassed.

‘Nice touch. Baby, I'm a little low on girlfriends. ’

“What are you talking about? I don't have the strength. I think I'm hot. ”

You're working too hard already, aren't you? You're not taking any exams this year, so don't push it. And when you're tired, it's hard next year.

“That's funny. Don't work too hard. He used to live in the library all the time in the middle of the semester. ”

Haha. I managed my credit.

“Oh, right. What happened to your credit? ”

I heard the academic management system opens tomorrow. I'm waiting.

“You should have seen it. You've been studying hard. ”

Thank you, Duckdam, but what did you really call me about?

“Oh, right. You're supposed to be teaching summer camp. No hard feelings, right?"

Yep. I'm working hard.

“Why build a body? ”

You made fun of him for losing that muscle.

“Did you? I'm glad you're okay. You've got a week left, so get ready. ”

Yep.

“But where are you now? It's noisy around here.”

I'm at the gym. I'm going to get some exercise. What's the matter with you?

“Who are you having dinner with at the end of your workout? ”

I eat alone all the time.

“Son of a bitch. I knew it. Come on, man, I'll buy you dinner tonight. ”

Hey, aren't you having dinner with your girlfriend?

He stabbed me where it hurts again.

She looks a little stiff, but soon she gets rid of her bad memories.

“He's having dinner at home today. Just look at your face. You haven't seen him since vacation. ”

Yes, sir. I'll go to your place. See you in 30 minutes?

“Yes, I'll prepare myself. ”

Seong-soo hangs up the phone and starts preparing to go out.

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The last time he hung up on me at the gym, he turned three major exercises into full sets. In fact, he was testing his recently acquired Spartan belt, which allowed him to gain an even greater weight than his body weight.

As the 15% increase in muscle strength was true, his three main exercises also improved by exactly 15%. He smiles, smiling, whether he feels good about the stiff muscle pain.

‘I feel great. Men are power, after all. But is the plastics so boring? I have to wash up now to be on time. ’

After finishing the shower, he went to the holy water's house.

There was a holy water outside the house waiting for me.

“How's it going these days? He drives a car. ”

“Didn't I tell you? I got it cheap from someone I knew. ”

“What are you doing with a car? I don't have a woman. Khh. ”

As soon as I met him, Seong-soo nagged.

The two of them drove to a nearby restaurant.

“I like that there's a big bony place. You've been working out. You should eat more. ”

“Yes. I'm hungry. Good. ”

While I was waiting for the spell, the holy water asked.

“But don't you have a real girlfriend? I got you a date the other day. How come you haven't heard from him? ”

“It just didn't work out. We're supposed to be close. But I haven't thanked you yet. ”

“What a thank-you. I just hooked him up. ”

“How are you doing with your wife? ”

“Huh?"

As soon as the holy water was hot, I couldn't help it.

“Oh, hey, dinner's here. ”

He seemed to have something to say, but he didn't read my mind. It was not a target to attack, but reading others' minds for no reason would be an excuse.

The holy water, which had been eating with a delicious bone, opened its mouth slowly.

“Doreen, are you okay? ”

“Yes? What? ”

“No, when you go to the military, you usually go crazy for women. I'm in love. How come you don't have that look? ”

“Do I look like that? ”

“Otherwise, you'd already be cheating on your girlfriend. Isn't he supposed to be in the army?

“Oh, brother. You know me.”

He widens his crotch.

In the image of the doctrine of self-evident objects, the holy water frowned.

“Oh, right. He's a dick. ”

“I beg your pardon?”

“Joke Dime.”

“Wow, that's a joke. Dude, you're gonna get slapped if you go somewhere like this. Your wife is an angel for enduring this. ”

“What · · Angel · · · ·. ”

Suddenly, he notices something and hurls himself inside.

“What's the matter? Haven't you been well with your sister-in-law lately? ”

“No, it's always good between us. ”

“Are you neglecting your study of appointment? You always have to take care of her. Sometimes it's hard to buy food like a man undertaker. ”

“Why is this happening all of a sudden? I thought you were buying today. ”

“Oh, I'm from the food court. ”

“This four-year-old. All right, man, I'll buy you a meal. ”

“But what's really going on? ”

“No, it · · · · ·. No, thank you. What am I saying to you? ”

“Why? Tell me. Between you and me. ”

“So that's · · · · ·. ”

The Holy water hesitated and began to talk.

“Hey, I haven't been doing so well. ”

“What?”

“That.”

He nods as if he understood.

“Are you tired, brother? ”

“Strangely, I haven't been able to hold onto him for long. ”

“Really? How much? ”

“It didn't rewind time. ”

“Something like that.”

“Five minutes?”

“Yes?”

He was furious.

Although not a 3 minute cut, 5 minutes is also rabbit level.

I kept asking him, thinking that he was not a man.

“Brother, are you sick? ”

“I'm not sick. It's still strong.”

He nods.

Holy Water is a strong man, no matter who sees it. It's a type of business just by looking at the skeleton.

With his strength, he could not help but learn to wear Spartan's belt.

“Then what's the matter? ”

“I don't know. Strangely, I couldn't hold out much longer. My girlfriend actually went home to play before you met her today. ”

“Yes.”

“So it took you a while? Wow, but I'm going to lose all my strength. ”

“Huh. Is it hot? ”

“No, it's air-conditioned. ”

“You must be feeling energetic. ”

“I think so. ”

“Or bored. ”

“Me?”

“How long have you been together? Your girlfriend.”

“I'll be gone two years. I met him right after I got discharged from medical school. ”

“I think it's time for affection. ”

“No. Absolutely not. Did you see what I did? ”

“You met the idol trainee the other day. Together."

“Hey, man. It was purely a fan meeting. I didn't do anything. ”

He smiled as if he was embarrassed by the water.

In fact, he knew that the Holy Water was a rocky man who never wavered.

He was a loyalty fighter who took care of his successors as simple as he was a good brother who always took care of himself.

‘The problem is, you have to do it. ’

[Surprisingly, few of us are as strong as the Holy Water Army.]

‘Is that power the same as that power? I'm not all muscle. ’

[Is it?]

‘Come to think of it, I don't have one in my country, but have you ever seen a Japanese male AV actor so fit? ’

[Not much.]

‘Right? Even skinny guys like you who are stubborn get harpooned when you take pictures of them once. Energy is actually a completely different matter. Physical strength is important, but that's only part of it. ’

[I see.]

‘Ha. It looks like Sang-soo ate Kusari from his girlfriend and was very upset. Well, a man can only hurt his pride if he doesn't satisfy his girlfriend. Tsk, tsk. Do you have any items to help Holy Water? ’

[Item?]

‘Er, the kind that can overcome crucifixion. I don't need it, but it looks like pure water. ’

[Let me search the market for a moment.]

“Well, that's true. Oh, by the way, how's the summer camp going? Is there anything I can do to help? ”

“Oh, I'm almost done. I split it with my sophomore class priorities. ”

“It can't be because of your personality. My brother would've done most of it and only handed out a few. ”

“It's third-grade housewives' share until this camp. And I'm sorry to make you feel sorry for me. Why don't you work for me, too, man? How much to take. ”

“Oh, brother. I only study hard. ”

It was like the Holy Water was saying something.

“You don't have to do this. You don't have a character in second grade. ”

“First things first. Too much. He's clean and good at his job. ”

“First of all, I met him the other day, and he said he might go to the army next year. ”

“Old, military? ”

I was surprised by him.

I knew he was unfulfilled, but I didn't expect him to suddenly go to the army.

“Well, first of all, if you're thinking of hiring, I'd better get going. If Straight graduates as an active student and reaffirms his tenure, he will be in trouble. ”

Most male undergraduates who had to take the induction exam after graduation tend to go to the military in the middle. I thought it was because if I took the exam as a veteran and couldn't take a punch, I wouldn't have to come back and suck my head off again.

“Anyway, I talked to the assistant teacher about it, and she said that you're the only one in the second grade who can get an executive to do it. ”

“Kang Minju Assistant Teacher? ”

“Why? You're friends with Democratic Sam. You said you'd be in school next year, so chemistry would be better suited to each other. ”

‘Ha. This is democracy. ’

“Anyway, we'll talk about that later. Next time, prepare yourself. This summer camp has a lot of participants. ”

“Is that so?"

“Well, most first-graders said they were going. No men, no women. ”

“Aha.”

“There's only a week left. ”

“By the way, where is the camp? ”

“Haven't you heard of the fold? I told you it was the Taean Peninsula.”

“I did.”

[Master, I found it.]

Did you find the item? ’

[Yes.]

Ends

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