"Am I right? Where does a young man like you brag about money? ’
[Wouldn't that be possible, being a lawyer?]
What are you, some kind of Kim Ann? How much money does a lawyer make? ’
[I think your master is jealous.]
Hey, do you know how much my last year's salary was? ’
[You're a regular college student now, right?]
‘No, it's · · · · ·. ’
“Oh, did I say something wrong? I mean, a real boyfriend could do that for his precious girlfriend. ”
“· · Are you making good money? ”
“I don't make a lot of money, but I can feed it to an outsider. Haha. It's not a big deal if you can't eat expensive things and wear expensive clothes. ”
“The clothes you brought today look very expensive. ”
‘That's right, that's good. ’
[It's Miss Democratic Maltun.]
"Where do you brush your teeth in front of a democracy? ’
“Oh, this? I passed the judicial test for the first time, and I decided to do something about it. I actually went through a lot of trouble. ”
“Trouble?”
“Yes, I was living in a 1.5 sq.m. high school because I had a hard time at home. It wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold, it wasn't cold. ”
“Oops · · ·. ”
“So after I graduated later, I didn't have any costumes to wear to the training center. So I really thought about it and I bought it. This is the best I have. ”
“Ahh · · ·. That's what happened. ”
What's wrong? Where is this bastard pretending to be poor? ’
[Master, you seem overly sensitive. · · ·]
Don't you see? I'm trying to seduce a lawyer from a poor high school to a rich democratic family. I can't let you do this. ’
Are you sure you want to be a dwarf?]
What's the need for that? It's over if you text Democracy. ’
I immediately took out my phone and sent a message to the democracy.
Lee Dou Hoon: Are you watching?
Burr.
“Oh, I'm sorry. Text came out of nowhere. ”
“It's okay, just relax. ”
A short time later, a reply came from the democracy.
Kang Min-ju: Yes. I only shined my face as you said. I don't think it's a courtesy for an adult in your household.
I snorted to check the text.
"Face only"? Hahahaha. When I laugh and talk. ’
Lee Do-hoon: What about the opponent? You think he's okay?
Kang Minju: I don't think so. I'm just going to drink tea anyway and break up.
“You must be busy as usual. ”
“· · · Yes, well. It's an important call."
Sitting on the other side, I listened to democracy, and my mouth went up.
‘I knew it. My contact is of utmost importance to the democracy. ’
[Phew, even the owner. You have to suspect someone.]
“By the way, what's your ideal type? ”
“The ideal type?”
“Yes, I'm curious. ”
This time, I also stopped listening. It was because I wondered what democracy would say.
“I · · · ·. I like people who work well. ”
“What part? Like a conversation? ”
“Well · · many things. ”
‘It's a match, you idiot. ’
[Owner, I think you're too lame right now · · ·.]
"What?"
[When I spend time being cool, I feel sorry for the way I look behind my back. What are you so jealous of?]
"No, he's being disgusting. When did you see him? ’
[It's a face-to-face position, so of course you can ask.]
‘I don't like it. ’
[My Lord, you said that if you can't take responsibility to the end, the Democratic People will help you meet a good man. However, if we reverse it like that, how can we judge whether we are good people?]
After hearing Rossi's words, it seemed that I was a little excited.
I knew it would be okay, but when I saw the democracy sitting with the man who had gone out for tea, my eyes rolled. It's like you're stealing from me.
‘You're right. We need to figure out which line this motherfucker's on first. ’
I gave her an order because I don't think it would be a good idea to have a democracy around.
Lee Do-hoon: Hey, Kang Min-ju.
Kang Min-ju: Yes, sir. Talk to me.
Lee Dou Hoon: Suddenly I miss my breasts.
“Have you been in touch? ”
“· · · Oh, yeah. Hold on, it's important. ”
“Hmph, got it. ”
Kang Min-ju: Now? We're not done yet · · ·.
Lee Dou Hoon: What? You want to see me right now, and it's more important that I face you?
Kang Min-ju: No. My master is the most important thing. I'll send it to the bathroom right away.
Lee Dou Hoon: Collect and send a picture of the Chest Valley paddle.
Kang Min-ju: Yes, sir.
Democracy suddenly took its place.
“I'm sorry, I have to go to the bathroom. ”
“Oh, yes, please. ”
A democrat walks into the bathroom with a gun.
I got up on my cell phone and stood next to a lawyer sipping coffee.
“I'm sorry, can I borrow your fan bowl? I need to check something here. ”
The lawyer suddenly looked at me as I was speaking. He looked hesitant to ask who to talk to. I'm just gonna rip the food out of his eyes.
“Bowl fans? ”
“Yes.”
I waved the brochure.
It was a tourist map showing tourist attractions in Seoul.
The man grabbed the fountain pen out of his suit's pocket like it was a nuisance.
“Put this on. ”
“Oh, yes, thank you. ”
When I received the fountain pen, I sat back at the table and wrote something down. But what I did statically was a skill called psychometry.
"Rossi, open up the memory on the fountain pen. I need to know what he is. ’
[Yes, Master]
A video flowed into my head as I used my skill.
* * *
In a shady-looking store.
Inside the shelf are exhibitions of various electronics.
This is a good recording, right?
Yes, just press the button above to record a single sound of ants in real life. It's got micro USB in it, so if you run out later, you can pull it out with your computer.
That was the end of the first video.
Is this the tape recorder? ’
[That's what it looks like in the video. But I feel really good about it. Earth's technique is quite useful, too.]
Then why did the lawyer buy a tape recorder? ’
[Is it for recording a statement?]
‘No.' Then you just bought a fully qualified recorder. It's like a bug. ’
[Does that matter?]
‘Illegal recording that does not seek other consent has no effect in court. ’
[Oh, right.]
"A lawyer buys a tape recorder without a clue"? Something stinks, doesn't it? ’
[I'm a little weird, too.]
"Let's skip to the next video. ’
[Yep.]
Another video was then played.
The lawyer was surrounded by ugly men. Most of them were shaved or bald, but the tattoos on their half-arms were so big that they looked very threatening. They turned to the lawyers.
“Hey, Kim Jong. You can really get him out, right? ”
“Do it right. That's what we hired you to do. ”
“Leave it to me. This is never going to happen. As I said, we just need to shut down all the evidence and keep the witnesses out. ”
“Ouioi, I believed you! ”
“Why are you talking like a Jap all of a sudden? That too in this city? ”
“No, it's something I used to do in Yakuza. ”
The masses groan, suddenly stifling at each other. At that time, a person called Kim Jong-un handed out a document.
“I'm sorry to say this, but only once · · ·. ”
“What?”
“That is, the part that requires consent to the new changes · · ·. ”
“Whatever it is, I'll give it to you. But I don't have any fans. ”
“Oh, here it is. ”
Gimyeong took out a bowl fan from his pocket.
I was a huge fan of recording.
The second image was frozen in that scene.
His expression became slightly more serious.
Wait, this guy's hanging out with a thug, right? ’
[Yes, it looks like a gangster to me.]
"Lawyers for gangsters"? No witnesses, no witnesses? This is a piece of shit. I mean, if you give me money, I can defend criminals and everything, right? ’
This makes me a little bit suspicious about my past as a high school student.]
‘Course it's bullshit. If you look at one, you'll know ten. It's an open house. ’
At that time, a message arrived on his phone.
It was a picture of a democrat going to the women's bathroom, shirting his shirt and pulling both breasts together. He smiled at the democracy he asked him to do.
Lee Dou Hoon: Looking good.
Kang Minju: I'm glad you like him.
Lee Dou Hoon: You have lipstick?
Kang Min-ju: Yes. It's in the bag.
Lee Dou Hoon: Pull down your pants and write "Lee Dou Hoon only" on the inside of your thighs.
Kang Min-ju: Wait a minute.
[There's one more footage of the owner.]
‘Yes, play it. ’
Last video played.
It looked like a reception room, but Kim was talking quietly with an old gentleman.
“So you're saying that your niece is an only child? ”
“I told you. In the end, the brother-in-law's fortune goes to democracy." ”
“Wow. How much is the building price? ”
“I don't know, maybe more than 10 billion. Not even real estate.”
“But would someone with that kind of asset hand her over to an ordinary lawyer like me? No matter how hard you look at it. ”
“Hey, I got you, man. I'm going to put my leg down in the middle somehow. You don't know how much you love your niece, do you? No matter how much I cherished her since she was a little girl over forty · ·. Anyway, since you're old enough to hug your grandson before you die,
It's a wish. "
“Grandchildren · · · ·. ”
“Don't you have a decent job and a decent face when you stop? I want you to seduce her and get her pregnant. Then can you be any different? Should I expel the son-in-law who is preparing his grandson into a coma? ”
Kim gives you a nod.
“There seems to be a chance. ”
“Then make excuses for estate taxes and try to attract grandchildren. Wouldn't it be tempting to carry that much wealth around anyway? Besides, I'm not giving it to you. I'm giving it to my grandson. ”
“But he's my son after all. ”
“Exactly. I mean, you just have to inherit it somehow, and then you can have it all back. ”
“On the condition that I give you half of the money I received from you? All right, that's good. ”
“I like it.”
“Does the nephew really see what we're doing? ”
“Democratic Goga? Ehey, democracy doesn't care about money. I'm pretty good at studying, but, unlike him, I don't have much of a craving for money. And I wouldn't bet my husband's good nature on what he does. ”
“Well, I can control that. Wouldn't it be better to talk to a brother-in-law and ask him for a share of the inheritance than to use such a difficult method? ”
“Tsk, tsk. Don't talk. I don't know anything else, but you don't shed blood or cry about money. Since I borrowed money when I was young and made a big mess of it, I can't even talk about money. You know, if you give a lot of money to your relatives,
How good? ”
“My relatives are the ones who get the most lawsuits from property disputes. Anyway, I get it.If you push hard enough, I think it's worth a try. ”
“Let's have a good time. ”
The old man left, and Gimjeong took out the ball pan in his pocket, then muttered by pressing the lid to complete the recording.
“The important thing is to always let the recording go. I'm relieved. ”
That was the end of the video.
I turned the video in my head, and his face turned pale.
You son of a bitch! ’
[State, master. Calm your excitement.]
See, I told you. You designed it with your uncle and lawyer Kim. I'm gonna rip the democratic father's fortune apart! ’
[I was surprised, too. How you can become an uncle and covet your nephew's inheritance · ·. It's a guy named Kim Byeong, and it's shocking that his uncle's transformation of loving him like a daughter from childhood, even though his personality is garbage.]
‘When people are blind to money, they don't hesitate to do even more rubbish. Anyway, I can't leave these bastards alone. ’
He was screaming like he was going to break a fan, and then a reply came from democracy again.
Kang Min-ju: (Photo)
What came to mind on my phone was exactly as he asked. Ripstick inscription pose with bottoms off and legs wide open.
The crooked writing on my thigh was even more stimulating.
The moment he saw the photo, a spark appeared in his eyes.
How dare you design a woman for me? I will make you both regret being alive. ’
He sharpened his teeth.
I felt alive in a moment.
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Angry Fire Column