Chapter 10

Chapter 10: “I’ll give y’all guys the woman! Do as you please!” by Main Character

Translated by kuronochan

I stared at the bulletin board and searched for G-Rank quests from the edge.

Removing graffiti. 200 Barse.

Cleaning the town canals. 300 Barse.

Carrying merchant’s baggage. 500 Barse.

As expected of G-Rank. They’re all safe quests.

(But, if I’m going to do one, I’d like a quest to fight monsters?)

I could raise my skills and experience points by eating monsters too.

When I’m thinking like that while looking, I found an interesting quest.

Quest.

Collect Caterpillar Egg.

Difficulty

Ｇ+

Rewards.

1000 Barse.

Details.

Seeking Caterpillar Egg.

The quantity is 5.

Not to be purchased if broken.

“Hey, Laura. Do you know what’s a Caterpillar Egg?”

“E?to......”

Laura poked her temples.

This girl who at least seems to be a Goddess of Wisdom is possible to access the Spring of Wisdom where knowledge has accumulated.

It sounds like an exaggerated function, but in short, it is a dictionary.

I heard that if it is not updated regularly, the information will become old.

「Just like its name says......it’s the egg Caterpillar」

「It’s really literally like that huh」

I looked at other quests.

However, other than that, there’s only Goblin Subjugation with the other monster-type quests.

If it’s between Caterpillar and Goblin, Caterpillar sounds better.

I took the Caterpillar Egg Collection Quest paper and went to the reception.

“This is......a G+ quest huh.”

“Is it bad?”

“There is no problem according to the rules, but if it isーーthe first quest, I cannot recommend it.”

“It’s alright. There’s two of us too.”

“That is true......”

The receptionist Onee-san took out one card.

“Please take this card.

This is the proof that you have taken the quest.”

G-47 is written on the card.

“Thank you very much.”

I said thanks and left the guild with Laura.

It’s a cliché quest, but I felt like “Yeah, here I am ISEKAI!”.

However, behind me, an ominous shadow approached.

It has a strong evil intent.

I acted like I did not notice and went to a place where there are only a few people.

“Eh! Are?! Kehma. This path, isn’t it a little wrong?”

“Don’t mind it.”

“I’ll mind it!

On top of being narrow, there are almost no people!

Don’t tell me, you......to me......?”

The useless goddess Laura did not notice the presence at all.

“N-N-N-N-Nooo you shouldn’t!!

I know that you want to attack me super much, but there is, there is an order in time, place and sequence......!!”

“Whatever, just shut up.”

“Fumii?!”

I pinched her cheeks and made the useless goddess shut up.

“Oi, oi, oi, oi, Oiii, oi oi!”

“You show-offs!”

“You look like you planned on doing this and that and this, but we won’t let you!!”

The group of three skinheads came while they swaggered their shoulders.

” ” ” This Cellville, is a clean town where young men can live! ” ” ”

“And your real feelings......?”

” ” ” Something like bringing a woman with you, don’t kid around!!!! ” ” ”

It was a group of three that is really easy to understand.

Honestly, I do not hate them.

If it is with these three, Laura might get her happiness.

Rather, it must be so; she will become happy.

I said.

“I’ll give y’all the damn woman! Do as you please!!!”

” ” ” Huaaa?!! ” ” ”

The three men had their eyes popping out like a dove showered by machine gun bullets.

“H-H-H-H-Hey, what are you thinking!! Kehmaa!”

“I cannot, make you happy......”

“That is, right...... It is true that, Kehma and I, it feels like we do not belong for each other......”

Laura whispered emotionally then said with a face full of mercy.

“But, I am a Goddess!!

Even if Kehma is such a bad boy, I can watch you as you grow if you really insistーー!!!”

“Why do you have such an arrogant attitude!!”

“Fumiiii???????????!”

When I pinched her cheeks, the useless goddess moaned.

The skinheads who are surrounding us had an indescribable face.

They had the expression, (This guy, maybe he isn’t someone to be jealous of......).

I let out a sigh and said.

“And then...... What do you want again?”

“Although we three great guys look like this, we’re famous as the ‘Kind Group of Three’ you know”

“We just found a rookie like you, so an errand boy......no, we wanted you to carry our baggage ya knowww!!”

“You’ll be able to see us the three great guys’ high-level battle without danger right?”

” ” ” That, we thought of saying, but......” ” ”

The three guys looked at me with eyes of sympathy.

Like the peasant who understood. The citizens who were dying from hunger had their resolutions and intruded a noble’s mansion.

However, there was also no money nor food inside the noble’s house.

The dwelling was the only luxury there.

The peasant understood that, they were only victims as well......

The three men, they had the same face.

“Haa......”

I let out a sigh.

I thought of asking them to take Laura but, it is completely impossible.

I feel too bad for them.

Even if the opponent is punks, there are things that one should do and one should not.

“If it’s high-level battles, I have enough, so......”

I said that and tried to pass by the punks.

Butーー.

“Wait a minute!”

Of all the people, Laura stopped me.

“If it’s that high-level adventurer-san’s battle, isn’t it good to have a look?!”

The super ultra amazing idiot girl that is a useless goddess believed them without any doubt.

If a pot named “A pot that will make you healthy” was being sold, she might say something like “A pot that will make you healthy?! How amazing!!” and buy it.

“Use it, use Identify.”

“Eh......?”

Laura used Identify on the adventurers.

Her beautiful face had narrowed eyebrows that cannot be exaggerated in the world.

Rather than anger or disappointment, the colors of confusion are stronger.

She had a face like a little sister who saw her brother that she believed to be a diligent student council president, dancing around wearing a sailor uniform.

(It’s low right?)

I do not have Identify, but I can tell their strength whether they are weak or strong just by feeling it.

Laura made a small nod.

(There’s at least 60, so I think that they’re high ones, compared the adventurers inside the guild, but......)

(I have exceeded 1000 after all, right)

(That is right......)

Laura and I once again tried to leave.

And then, the three men called out with a kind voice.

“Do your best......kid.”

“Really......do your best.”

“Live......, live strongly......”

The Goddess Laura even changes punks into kind people.

The truth is written correctly, but it is a sentence not different from a fraud.