Chapter 246: Territorial Defense (Top)
Translator: ChubbyCheeks
PR: MattForgenti
69 Territorial Defense (Top)
“Wow. He’s really weak. How can he die in just one stab? Maybe he lost all his abilities when he got demoted to a middle class demon.”
“......”
Argon’s mouth closed and opened just like a carp blowing bubbles in the water. Then, Minhyuk approached him.
“No. Can you look for the keys...... please?”
Argon unconsciously spoke to him politely.
“Ah. That’s right. You said that I should remove those with a key, right?”
Minhyuk, who had just tried to pull out the nails, turned around to approach Baran again. Suddenly a loud Thud! rang loudly in the room.
“Huh? But I thought that I did not pull it out?”
“......Huh?”
Just to make sure, Minhyuk touched the other nail that was embedded on Argon’s other hand. The nail came out just like a chopstick that was stuck in between rice.
“Huh? This came out too? Eyyy. Wait. Did they nail it loosely? The demons are too sloppy. Tch!”
Argon’s mouth was once again shut in silence!
Then, the notifications began to ring in Minhyuk’s head.
Then, he began to hear footsteps near them.
“Catch it!!!”
“Catch that!!!!”
“Prince Argon is escaping!!!”
Then, Prince Argon turned towards him and asked him.
“Do you happen to have a bow or something like that?”
“Yes.”
“Let me borrow it.”
Minhyuk handed his Abyss Bow to him. Argon pulled the string taut and aimed it towards the wall. Then......
Fwoosh, fwoosh, fwoosh, fwoosh, fwoosh—
Hundreds of invisible arrows passed through the wall and penetrated the demons that were running beyond the wall. It looked just like a machine gun firing its bullet.
However, a few demons were still able to escape and enter through the door.
Fwoosh, fwoosh, fwoosh, fwoosh!
Argon’s arrows penetrated their foreheads with great accuracy.
“......Wow.”
Argon felt that he had exerted more force than what he had estimated that he would use. His forehead crumpled as he groaned in pain.
“Keuheuk. It’s been a long time since I was tied up.”
He looked down at his palms. He was quite courageous when he shot those arrows even though he knew that his palms were wounded.
“Please drink this.”
Argon’s eyes widened in shock when he saw Minhyuk handing him the ‘Elf’s Full HP, MP Recovery Potion’.
“This potion...... Did you upgrade to a Rank A shop?”
“Yes.”
“......A, amazing.”
Argon knew more than anyone how difficult it was to upgrade and access a Rank A shop. He quickly gulped down the potion. He quickly felt the effects of the potion as the wounds that littered his entire body started to recover.
“Please upgrade my shop to the Royal Shop.”
“......Yes?”
Argon tilted his head in confusion. The upgrade to a Rank A shop was already surprising but he was telling him to upgrade it to a Royal Shop? To upgrade to a Royal Shop, he needed to have an additional 1 million contribution points. However, before he could even give him a piece of advice, Argon heard the notifications.
“Talmor Fati~ didididi~”
“Grow, grow hair! Grow, grow hair!”
“Talmor Fati! Ddiddiddi!”
The Vice Lord Ben ended up sending some of the soldiers to investigate. It was then that he discovered that the people who sang the song were mostly men in their 40s and 50s.
“What the hell is Talmor Fati?”
Vice Lord Ben was wondering about it when another report came in.
“The people who sing this song go to the field where Paladin Corr is. They go there every single day.”
“Really? Let’s go and look.”
Old Man Ben quickly moved. He couldn’t help but be stunned when he saw the scene in the field.
“Sir Talmor!!”
“Sir Talmor!!”
The field was jam packed with hundreds of people. And the man that was standing in the middle of it all looked around him seriously.
“Do you believe?”
“We believe!!”
“Do you desire it?”
“We desire!!”
“We want black hair!!!”
“We want it!!”
“Then, let’s drop it down!!!”
Then, Paladin Corr took out the Frightening Instrument and turned it into his favorite instrument, the recorder. As soon as it transformed into a recorder, he blew into it.
The rhythm and beat of the notes that he played were exactly that of the Talmor Fati, the song sung by all those men in town.
Ddiddiddiddiddi~
“Talmor Fati!”
“Talmor Fati!!!”
“Aaaaaah! My head is getting warm!”
“Aaaaaah!”
“It’s growing! It’s growing! Soooob!”
They looked like they were praying as they clasped their hands together. Then, they suddenly burst out in tears! Not long after, they raised their arms high up in the sky as they shouted......
“Grow, grow! Hair, hair!!”
“Grow, grow! Hair, hair!!”
“Grow, grow! Hair, hair!!”
Then, a shocking thing happened at that moment. Ben clearly saw that the hair of some of the people present started to grow at a visible speed!
Due to his age, Old Man Ben was also experiencing hair loss these days. He felt some warmth on his head. And he also thought of a way to increase the finances of Valhalla Territory.
And right away......
“Talmor Fati!!”
Paladin Corr will definitely make Valhalla Territory rich!
Following Minhyuk Religion, another religion was starting to emerge. This was the story of the birth of the Talmor Religion.
Notes
[탈모르 파튀] - It’s a parody song for Amor Fati (another KR song) you can search it as 탈모르 파티 (Talmor Fati). The song is about loving and accepting their fate for having hair loss. 탈모(Talmo) means hair loss and adding the r makes it sound like the amor in amor fati. Basically it’s a parody song about accepting their baldness. It’s a funny song if you happen to listen to it.
TL’s corner!
LMAO. Talmor Religion. Wait. I’m laughing my head off. I was shocked at this transition. I thought that we would jump straight back to Elvenheim and fight but it seems like we still need to show Valhalla. XD. LOL.
PR’s corner!
Those dishes in the Food God’s shop are so broken...
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