v3 Chapter 493： German brother watching a show

Giant panda, scientific name: Ailuropoda, a bear of the genus Panda in the genus Ursus, a national first-class protected animal.

According to legend, pandas originally belonged to carnivores, and later evolved to eat mainly bamboo, but they still belong to the carnivorous order. Is a kind of simple and honest, meek and harmless, but on the ground and looks completely different from the appearance of a creature.

The black and white appearance of the giant panda is conducive to hiding in the trees of the dense forest and the snow-covered ground, and is not easy to be found by natural enemies. Relatively sharp claws and well-developed fore and hind limbs allow them to get on the tree quickly, and their thick skin protects them from attack.

In general, this is a magical creature that looks like it only has an attack power of 5 and its stunts are cute, but its biting force is second only to polar bears. It can shoot Jiang Feng into the ICU with one palm.

When Jiang Feng was finally fortunate to be able to see the mount of Chi You, the legendary ancient demon god, he finally knew why Chi You and Huang Di lost.

He looked at so many pandas, and none of them slept on the ground with their butts facing him.

And because there are many people who come to see pandas near the Spring Festival, they have to line up to see the panda's butt, and one person can only watch for more than ten seconds. The tourists who stay longer will urge you to go forward.

Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi entered the park for more than an hour, and they only saw the panda **** in less than five minutes. The mobile phone album was full of photos of panda butt.

Leaving the last panda's ass, Jiang Feng started looking for road signs everywhere, ready to go to the next venue to see the next panda's ass.

"Giant Panda Mansion 1, 1.9 kilometers, Kiki should we go here, a little farther, or wait for the tour bus?" Jiang Feng asked.

"It's not too far away at 2 kilometers. We have come to wait for the tour bus. Let's go." Wu Minqi rejected Jiang Feng's proposal and took Jiang Feng's hand to start moving in the direction indicated by the road sign.

After walking, Jiang Feng saw the next sign.

It is 1.6 kilometers away from Giant Panda Mansion 1.

Jiang Feng :?

He and Kiki only walked 300 meters in 10 minutes?

Is it too slow to walk because of too much wear in winter?

Jiang Feng continued to walk with Wu Minqi with confusion, and after walking, she saw a new signpost.

It is 0.9 km away from Giant Panda Mansion 1.

That's right, Jiang Feng nodded, and led Wu Minqi, who was already struggling to go, and went on.

After walking for more than 10 minutes, when Jiang Feng thought he and Wu Minqi had gone the wrong way, he finally saw a new signpost.

It is 0.8 km from the Giant Panda Mansion 1.

Jiang Feng :? ? ?

Wu Minqi :? ? ?

Wu Minqi felt that it wasn't just her forefoot that was faintly aching now, her forefoot, hind heel, or even the arch of the foot was faintly aching.

When it was 0.3 kilometers away from the Giant Panda Mansion, Jiang Feng finally discovered that Wu Minqi was wrong.

"Qiqi, are you lame?" Jiang Feng found that Wu Minqi not only went slower and slower, but also walked harder and harder.

Jiang Feng couldn't help but glance at Wu Minqi's shoes, and found that ordinary boots are not high-heeled boots, and they should not kick.

Wu Minqi noticed Jiang Feng's gaze and barely squeezed out a smile: "It's just a long time since I'm tired. I'll be here soon. Let's go ahead."

The blood lesson tells her not to explain to her boyfriend why you should pad insoles in your boots, even if you pad your insoles just to modify your leg shape so that you don't look so short.

Because in most cases, the boyfriend will only be entangled with why you would rather wear insoles than high heels, rather than why insoles can modify the leg shape.

What's moving is that the last signpost seems to have no problems. 0.3 km is 0.3 km. Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi walked a few steps and Liu Anhuaming met the long-sought Panda Mansion 1.

Compared with the civilian-style panda buildings in the square and transparent with only hay bamboo leaf sinks and holes leading to somewhere, the Panda Mansion 1 is definitely a mansion. Not only the large footprint, but also the beautiful design.

The ground is basically covered with fresh bamboo leaves, the background boards are blue sky and rockery, and there are wooden bridges and climbing frames built in the middle of the venue.

Because of the large venue, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi walked in and did not see the panda at first glance. The three pandas in the venue were blocked by wooden bridges and climbing frames. They can only be seen when they walked inside. The treasure of Feng Shui that can see the panda has been occupied by more than a dozen tourists. Jiang Feng visually observed that he and Wu Minqi would see the panda in a very distorted posture even if they could squeeze in.

Looking at it from a distance, the three pandas inside were sitting on the ground happily digging bamboos. The one that Jiang Feng could see became more and more like a German brother, not only godlike but even a little bit like.

It looks more and more like a brother who is eating snacks happily in the yard when he returns to Grandpa's house in the New Year.

"Feng Feng, what are you looking at?" Wu Minqi has found a place to sit down because of her foot pain.

"Qiqi, come and see, do you think the panda sitting on the far right with bamboo is a bit like German brother!" Jiang Feng seemed to have discovered a new continent.

Wu Minqi :? ? ?

Wu Minqi got up, walked to Jiang Feng's side and looked at his head.

"... It looks like it." Wu Minqi was shocked.

After the initial excitement of seeing the panda eating bamboo, Jiang Feng returned to Wu Minqi, sat with her and started playing with her mobile phone.

No matter how long Jiang Feng was standing there, he could only see pandas eating bamboo. Although sometimes they might also eat Wowotou and Pots of Milk, Jiang Feng estimated that he could not see them today.

But as soon as he goes home, he can see the panda-like De Ge sitting in the yard eating jerky, eating lamb skewers, eating lamb chops, eating lamb legs, eating beef noodles, eating fried chicken legs, drinking fruit juice, Drink soda.

Recipes are much richer than pandas. Coupled with the hard work of German brothers some time ago, dark circles are not part of pandas.

"Qiqi, when are we leaving?" Jiang Feng asked.

Wu Mingqi glanced at the time: "It's only 4:30 now, my mother sent me a message before, let's go to the restaurant for dinner at 7 o'clock, and it will be around 6:40."

"If you leave, let's go for another half an hour. It's quite warm and you can sit for a while."

"Okay." Jiang Feng nodded. "Yes, Qiqi, what's for dinner tonight ..."

"Just my family and you, my dad, my mom and my grandpa. The dishes tonight are made by my dad and my grandpa, and they said that you are going to entertain us for the first time," Wu Minqi laughed.

I don't know why, but it wasn't cold, but Jiang Feng's legs were shaking.

Just as Jiang Feng was shaking his legs, a panda who was sitting on the ground happily eating did not know when to bypass the wooden bridge and came to Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.

While Jiang Feng was so excited to take out his mobile phone to take 10 photos in a row, the panda turned his head to them and began to urinate.

Jiang Feng: ...

Just when Jiang Feng was holding his mobile phone very hesitantly, thinking about whether to take such a photo of panda's privacy, another panda approached quietly. The fat body took a special step. The black and white skin is its best protection color. At this time, he is no longer an ordinary panda. He is a lurker, an assassin, and a cold killer. .

The ruthless killer approached the unaware panda, stretched out his sinister fat hand, and pierced the unknowing panda's ass.

Jiang Feng: "Well."

Wu Minqi: "Well."

Sure enough, the two pandas slammed in the next second. You pulled my ears, I bite your scalp, and I swear not to bite each other into a bald person. The two fat bodies scrambled together, making Jiang Feng indifferent to each other for a moment. Only by pulling the ears and biting the scalp can it be determined who is the real murderer.

Tourists who were watching the giant panda and bamboo on the other side were keenly aware that there were wonderful fighting melons to eat here, and they gathered around Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

The only brother who insisted on eating happily for himself found that he had fallen out of favor, and his highly anticipated destination was taken away by the two pandas who had been scuffled together. De Ge put down the bamboo in his hands in anger, slowly got up, walked slowly towards the two pandas who were beating, and joined the battle with a posture of persuasion.

I saw Dege pulling the scalp of the panda for a while, and gnawing at the ear of the panda for a while, and the appearance that the two were not scratched into a bald and not loose, reminded Jiang Feng a lot.

The battle was fierce, and Jiang Feng had no way to tell which panda had the upper hand in the end. What Jiang Feng can see is that only German brother swings in the two camps, sometimes the bear hugs this one, and sometimes it becomes the hind leg. The most important thing is that the two pandas are playing happily without even noticing German brother, German brother Or become the biggest winner of this battle.

Although the tricks of the panda fight are nothing more than tumbling, gravity suppression, biting the scalp and pulling the ears, it seems to have no technical content. Nor did the left uppercut, the right uppercut, the front kick, and the rear high leg in Jiang Feng's fantasy appear, but they won lasting.

Jiang Feng has never seen anyone who can fight for more than half an hour without stopping.

While the battle was anxious, De Ge suddenly let go. It may be tired, or you may find that no matter which side you help, it doesn't look like you can win. Dege dragged his tired body slowly to the wooden bridge, found the best observation point, straightened up, hugged the wooden bridge, and put his head on the railing.

De Ge started eating the melon silently like the crowd watching outside the glass window.

Jiang Feng :?

"Mom, mom, that panda is lying on the railings to watch a play!" The little girl beside Jiang Feng called out in excitement ~ www.novelhall.com ~ wakes up the dreamer, and was originally watching the crowd watching the two pandas fighting. I also noticed that the German brother who had withdrawn from the war and started to watch the theater, shifted the shooting targets and began to take various close-up photos of the German brother.

"Good or bad, this panda." Trump.

"Mom, is that panda tired?" Mandarin.

"Panda No. 3 started to watch the show, and Panda No. 1 and 2 were still fighting fiercely." The end came out of nowhere.

"Feng Feng, Feng Feng!" Girlfriend.

Eh? girlfriend? !!

Jiang Feng suddenly turned his head and saw Wu Minqi anxiously thrusting his cellphone into his bag, his right hand already holding his arm.

"Hurry up at 5 o'clock, otherwise it's too late!" Wu Minqi ran Jiang Feng and ran, not seeing the pain in her foot before.

The crowd quickly filled the gap left by Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.