Awkward Boys (2)
Yu Qingshi held Miaomiao in his arms and whispered softly, “Miaomiao, let’s do our homework together.”
Miaomiao didn’t want to do homework, Miaomiao just wanted to sleep.
Since it couldn’t sleep anymore, then might as well find Fragrance to play together.
Miaomiao quickly slipped away.
Yu Qingshi stayed alone in the empty room, his mind in a daze.
After thinking about it, he felt that it was better to read books and do homework.
But... this felt a bit too pitiful.
Should he invite Zhang Xinhua?
Nah, no need.
Let’s just do homework.
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On the day of the school registration, Jiang Xiaoman and Yu Qingshi went out together.
They no longer needed adults to pick them up since a long time ago.
The two children were good friends and usually always kept each other company. Now that they were already this big, they no longer needed anyone to watch over them.
Of course, this was also related to Jiang Xiaoman’s increased martial prowess.
On the way, Jiang Xiaoman asked Yu Qingshi, “When I went out, I saw Grandma stopping you, as if she was going to give you something.”
As soon as she finished speaking, Yu Qingshi silently took out two things from his schoolbag.
It was one green onion and one water chestnut.
“Your Grandma said that junior high school lessons are harder, so we have to bring more to deal with it.”
Yu Qingshi was now able to handle things very well.
He knew what to do with these things.
He was just afraid that if Jiang Xiaoman also brought as much, then Zhang Xinhua might not be able to finish it all by himself.
Did he have to eat them too?
It appeared like... not really.
Yu Qingshi began to regret not bringing some dipping sauce.
Zhang Xinhua wanted to continue praising her, but suddenly a handful of green onions appeared in front of him.
Zhang Xinhua was taken aback for a moment, then grinned as he glanced at Yu Qingshi who was silent. He patted his chest and said, “I knew it, you must have brought me green onions again!”
Yu Qingshi still said nothing.
“Come on! This is just a small matter!” Zhang Xinhua patted his chest and said very proudly, “I have brought buns to eat the green onions with!”
With that said, he really took out two steamed buns from his bag.
He obviously came prepared.
Zhang Xinhua split open the big steamed bun, slipped the green onions in the middle and munched them down. Just a couple of bites and he was already finished.
Jiang Xiaoman and Yu Qingshi looked at each other with the same look of surprise.
This was... too enlightening!
Jiang Xiaoman thought for a while, then took out the celery and handed it to Zhang Xinhua. “Try this?”
Zhang Xinhua really could eat.
He ate everything, almost like Miaomiao. He could eat raw green onions so happily, so maybe he could do the same with raw celery?
After all, there were things that some people didn’t like to eat, but others liked very much.
Jiang Xiaoman didn’t like to eat bitter gourd. Every time there was bitter gourd on the table, her face would turn sour. But Grandma and Uncle always praised it and called it delicious.
What was so good about it, it was obviously very bitter!
Zhang Xinhua was eating happily. When he saw another handful of green stuff, he thought that they were still green onions. He took them and casually put them in his mouth, and munch munch, took a few bites.
The celery juice flowed in his mouth, they were soon filled with the smell of raw celery... spreading...
Zhang Xinhua’s face scrunched like he was constipated, and his facial features turned ugly.
He immediately ran to the trash can and lurched a few times, vomiting everything in his mouth clean as his face turned green.
Jiang Xiaoman felt bad and handed him a bottle of water, telling him to rinse his mouth.
Just as Zhang Xinhua thanked her, Yu Qingshi suddenly said, “Is it celery juice?”
!!!
Mama, help!!
“No!! It’s mineral water!!”
Footnote:
1. bullshit flatteries