v3 Chapter 2486： Past and present surgeons

The latest website: "Can you live? It depends on luck. Many people can't survive it." Su Yundao, "Otherwise, the bloodletting therapy will be abolished."

As he said, there was a very strong ironic smile in his mouth, saying, "Boss, do you know who our grandfather is?"

"Don't talk nonsense, if you say Bian Yan and Hua Yan, I will admit it. If you say a barber, I won't admit it." Zheng Ren said absently, looking at the medical record.

What's the matter with the barber? Tang Haitao is full of thoughts at a barber shop near his home. Every time when he goes to the barber himself, Mr. Tony is always asking for a card.

And now the haircut is getting more and more expensive. His son's haircut is all done by himself. After all, in the neurosurgery cycle, the cut is not good but it is not bad. Isn't it just preparing skins?

"General Manager Tang, in the past Western medicine paid attention to bloodletting therapy, all monks in the church did it. It is a long story, and there are a lot of weird stories in it, there is time to tell you." Su Yun laughed: "Later In the twelfth century Pope Alexander III gave this glorious and sacred mission to the people. "

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Tang Haitao was stunned by Su Yun.

"Is there any impression of the tri-colored pillars rotating in front of the barber shop?"

"Yes," Tang Haitao said blankly.

"Red refers to arterial blood. Blue refers to venous blood. White is the background color, so you don't need to manage it." Su Yundao, "At that time, the master of shaving was a part-time doctor. Do you say our doctor's status is high? My first Expressed dissatisfaction. Saying that we are in the service industry, we really can't compete with others. "

With almost infinite sarcasm in Su Yun's tone of speech, he has always emphasized to the hospital that the service is vilifying.

"Speak well, don't be yin and yang." Zheng Ren flipped through a page of medical records, Shen said: "But you are right, the high-tech industry is wrong in the service industry itself."

"You are wrong when you say it wrong? Teacher Tu Yitu is not even an academician, you have many yarns. A Nobel Prize is great? If you have the ability, get another one." Su Yun shouted.

Tang Haitao was sweating so much that he had the ability to get another Nobel Prize; and Mr. Tu was not even an academician ... neither of these two topics he dare to take.

"I'm just a clinician, just treat the disease and save people. The unconscious behavior of the group will correct many errors after a few years."

"It is also possible to go more and more biased," Su Yun argued.

Tang Haitao heard the two people arguing. He was anxious and immediately said with a smile: "Boss Zheng, Brother Yun, what happened to the shaving master?"

"Well? You haven't forgotten yet." Su Yun looked up, looked at Tang Haitao, and asked, "Is it important to shave your head, or is it important that you sit here and be killed someday?"

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"Speak well." Zheng Rendao, "Mr. Tang, hairdressers have developed a set of procedures and tools for bloodletting. The blade for cutting blood vessels is called the" Lancet ". The famous British medical journal" Lancet "comes from bloodletting. Used blade. "

"The boss's lancet should have been shaved." Su Yun said strangely, not knowing why he was in a bad mood.

"Edward IV established the first hairdressers' union in 1462, granting union members the right to cut and perform surgery in London."

Tang Haitao really did not expect that the earliest ancestor of the surgeon turned out to be a hairdresser. No wonder then boss Zheng would say so.

"But then there was a group of radical surgeons who went to the cemetery to dig people and study the anatomy of the human body. To be more serious, at that time they were called black wizards." Zheng Rendao, "They despise the barber firmly Surgeon, the two are in trouble. "

Tang Haitao was speechless.

"Later after competing for 200 years and many people died, the hairdresser stopped doing surgery."

"I didn't expect that foreigners were so obscured that year." Tang Haitao murmured.

"If it wasn't for the alchemist's accidental discovery of the reverberatory furnace, which would eventually trigger a series of reactions and the industrial revolution, they would be a group of savages." Su Yun said scornfully.

"Similarly, western medicine's bloodletting therapy is different from traditional Chinese medicine's acupuncture and bloodletting, which is nonsense." Zheng Rendao said: "Blood therapy ... Declaration of Independence, you know."

Tang Haitao really didn't know why he said a bloodletting, and it got involved with the declaration of independence.

"BenjaminRush is the only doctor in the Declaration of Independence, and he will know about bloodletting." Zheng Ren laughed. "Washington was born to death by bloodletting."

"In fact, Chinese medicine was more reliable than Western medicine at that time." Su Yundao.

"In ancient times, emperors did not live long, and human beings still needed progress." Zheng Rendao said.

"The emperor died a long time ago. After Jiajing's succession, he would rather practice alchemy and eat heavy metals than listen to the royal doctor. The royal doctor was killed three times by him. It has nothing to do with medicine, it is all human heart. What you said is simply not reasonable, I think Chinese medicine is more reliable than Western medicine, at least 18th century ago. "

"Don't say this, bleed it, Washington feels a sore throat. First with water, then with variegated, and finally the result is not good. I put 2300ml of blood directly. This is BenjaminRush."

"The results of it?"

"That's the question, who's not dead with 2300ml of blood?" Su Yun said scornfully.

"Later, there was a yellow fever. Benjamin Rush bled the patients, countless dead people, and was discovered by a reporter. Then a Scottish military officer, Hamilton, researched the bloodletting therapy and conducted experiments with sick soldiers. It can only let the soldiers die quickly, otherwise there is no use for eggs. "

"It was rare to have bloodletting in our country. Traditional Chinese medicine bloodletting is done by looking for acupoints ~ www.novelhall.com ~. Putting it in a few milliliters is done. But recently, various pseudosciences have begun to emerge and may never disappear. They have existed since the hands-on therapy until now. "Su Yundao.

"Well, the patient just now was obviously a shallow knife mark with ten fingers in both hands. And if there is domestic violence, anyone who is sensible in domestic violence will not bring the knife to the hospital to provoked." Zheng Ren said of course.

"He is trying to save people, and holding the knife to estimate that he thinks there is a germ on the knife, and he wants the doctor to check it. In fact, the patient has hypertension and cerebral hemorrhage ... By the way, how much is the patient's cerebral hemorrhage?" Asked.

"40ml, already on stage."

"Well, just go up." Zheng Rendao, "Hypertension causes dizziness and brain swelling, pain stimulus leads to further increase in blood pressure, and finally cerebral hemorrhage, the logic is simple."

Tang Haitao was ashamed. It turned out that Boss Zheng was seen occasionally to see patients, especially the group of patients who had eaten pig thyroid food poisoning by mistake. Only after experiencing it myself, I found that whether it is Boss Zheng or Yun Geer who are really evil, it is no wonder that they can win the Nobel Prize.

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